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[NewT69]

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[Deutsche205]

Wondering if anyone can confirm that Tuina in Otsego is closed. I drove by today and noticed the signs were turned off and they did not answer there phone.

[Anything Cool]

So my experience has been the AMP only give HE to regulars or at least to someone who has been there before. I went to Jin's and was asked right away have you been here before. Didn't think about and said no first time. Of course didn't get any HE just DIY. I think if I would of said yes she might of been more willing.

Yesterday went to a place in Eagan close to the outlet mall. Again was asked if I have been there before. This time I said yes. She asked who I saw. I responded IDK some short Asian lady. She responds oh that must of been the boss lady. Anyways got a 90 min for 105+ tip on a nice big futon mattress. Great deep tissue massage with some teasing. On the flip she again asked did she touch you here. Of course she did, was really surprised she was soo hesitant still with all the ball teasing before the flip figured it was a sure thing. I did end up with a HE and will most liking become a regular.

But I guess my question is how many visit do you give a place before you give up? Some places you can tell right away nothing will happen not DIY. Those are one and fines for me. If they let me DIY I then think there has to be more and will repeat but the most I have gone back was 3 times and if still nothing I am done with them. What is your limit (s)?

It has been my experience that if a place offers extras, you will get them on the first visit. I have only had a couple of exceptions to this in the entire time I have been involved in the hobby.

I have had some DIY sessions that I have enjoyed, but that is the kiss of death for extras in future visits.

[Jubei612]

I live fairly close so it's super convenient.

Do Tina, older gal. Asian of course. Great massage and diy though. I have seen all the girls there and still not much luck.

I'm looking for FS or at least a bbj finish. Anyone?

[SpectrumOfHulk]

So my experience has been the AMP only give HE to regulars or at least to someone who has been there before. I went to Jin's and was asked right away have you been here before. Didn't think about and said no first time. Of course didn't get any HE just DIY. I think if I would of said yes she might of been more willing.

Yesterday went to a place in Eagan close to the outlet mall. Again was asked if I have been there before. This time I said yes. She asked who I saw. I responded IDK some short Asian lady. She responds oh that must of been the boss lady. Anyways got a 90 min for 105+ tip on a nice big futon mattress. Great deep tissue massage with some teasing. On the flip she again asked did she touch you here. Of course she did, was really surprised she was soo hesitant still with all the ball teasing before the flip figured it was a sure thing. I did end up with a HE and will most liking become a regular.

But I guess my question is how many visit do you give a place before you give up? Some places you can tell right away nothing will happen not DIY. Those are one and fines for me. If they let me DIY I then think there has to be more and will repeat but the most I have gone back was 3 times and if still nothing I am done with them. What is your limit (s)?

My experience has been more often than not I get HE first time, I've been blanked but not often, I also have gotten FS first time, and subsequent other visits more FS, but lately yes things have tightened up, I'd like to kick the ass of the people that want to shove their nose in the activities of consenting adults, no one has the right to dictate others behavior or moral code when there really are no victims.

[Funforcefive]

Visiting soon. Wondering if anyone has any leads for in / out call good quality CMT sports massage (bonus if there are extras)? Or a MP that has therapist that is good?

Side question: are the MP mostly AMP? Or there any LMPs, etc?

Thanks!

[JoeMaleMpls]

So my experience has been the AMP only give HE to regulars or at least to someone who has been there before. I went to Jin's and was asked right away have you been here before. Didn't think about and said no first time. Of course didn't get any HE just DIY. I think if I would of said yes she might of been more willing.

Yesterday went to a place in Eagan close to the outlet mall. Again was asked if I have been there before. This time I said yes. She asked who I saw. I responded IDK some short Asian lady. She responds oh that must of been the boss lady. Anyways got a 90 min for 105+ tip on a nice big futon mattress. Great deep tissue massage with some teasing. On the flip she again asked did she touch you here. Of course she did, was really surprised she was soo hesitant still with all the ball teasing before the flip figured it was a sure thing. I did end up with a HE and will most liking become a regular.

But I guess my question is how many visit do you give a place before you give up? Some places you can tell right away nothing will happen not DIY. Those are one and fines for me. If they let me DIY I then think there has to be more and will repeat but the most I have gone back was 3 times and if still nothing I am done with them. What is your limit (s)?

[Deutsche205]

Gents, Memorial Day, opted to do some exploring and potentially TOFTT, found an "Oasis" just north of Hwy 10 in the NW metro. Place is a bit grungy, but the lady working was happy to fully relieve any stress if you asked politely. Bit of a drive, but I am getting optimistic that the local market is turning around. Still have not found any full menu options, but still some good stress release out there.

[QuantumFlux359]

Decided to try a joint I have not been to in quite a while. Used to be called lotus, in a little strip mall by Nina's grill and Racks in Burnsville. Slightly older masseuse with a fairly decent body. She was very friendly and chatty. Massage was pretty good, she really worked the knots out and I needed that. On the flip I tend to be passive and either there's no extras here or my passiveness cost me. She didn't drop any other hints such as an almost done warning or anything like that.

I like the. 60 price point given how many places charge. 70. So I might try again if the situation is right. Back when it was lotus it was a fairly sure bet for HE. Oh well, back feels a little better anyhow.

I tried that place about 6 months ago, I tried giving hints and then ended up straight asking and was told they don't do that there.

[BusterRon]

Decided to try a joint I have not been to in quite a while. Used to be called lotus, in a little strip mall by Nina's grill and Racks in Burnsville. Slightly older masseuse with a fairly decent body. She was very friendly and chatty. Massage was pretty good, she really worked the knots out and I needed that. On the flip I tend to be passive and either there's no extras here or my passiveness cost me. She didn't drop any other hints such as an almost done warning or anything like that.

I like the. 60 price point given how many places charge. 70. So I might try again if the situation is right. Back when it was lotus it was a fairly sure bet for HE. Oh well, back feels a little better anyhow.

[TruckerTM]

My lawnguy went to the AMP by Biffs yesteday. He said: . 7 for an hour. Was led to a dark room with a mattress on the floor. He got a great, deep massage with a nice pace, not too slow, not too fast. Worked every inch of his backside. Above avg massage got full hour no rush. On the flip, senior members can pm me. I will not reply if you have not contributed a review.

[TruckerTM]

Hey newbies do you realized LE reads these forums and also RM. We getting too many AMPs shut down because of this. Need to communicate with private messages with trusted and senior members.

Very true. That's why I recommend public reviews of legit massage experiences as my last post. Sometimes you need a legit massage and want to avoid the lazy ones who cut you short on time and leave every 5-min to answer the phone / door.

[BusterRon]

Woke up this morning with a stiff neck so decided to venture out over my lunch break in search of a rub down. Went "old school" and checked the back pages of the City Pages looking for someplace to try. Decided to check our hot stone massage in SLP. I didn't call ahead and that shut that idea down. I think only one lady working there and to be honest, I was glad she was busy because no ma'am.

So since I was on Louisiana anyhow, I pointed the car north to wayzata and hit the joint there that has been discussed in this thread at length. They were very busy. Waited half an hour and got put in a room with two beds presumably for couples massage. The gal that greeted me was attractive but seemed alarmed that she didn't recognize me. Once I got settled in, an older masseuse came in and delivered a very good therapeutic massage. Nothing more and no hints of more, but I kind of get the sense that if you make an appointment with the younger one and she gets to know you there might be more on the menu. No way to confirm that though and it's far enough away that I won't be going often enough for them to recognize me.

If anyone has a spot in EP, Bloomington or the general area, would love to know more in PM. I've pretty much got one go to in Burnsville but it's close enough to home that I'm afraid I'll see my neighbors as I'm walking in so I'm staying away during daylight hours which is pretty much all day now. Happy to trade info if you can get me some other leads.

BR.

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[MoonMan84]

Hi guys, I've been all over in the south metro, checked out Jins and some of the other places mentioned here, no luck. Tried one in Eagan where they had to come out to unlock the door for me and still no luck. Anyone willing to PM some suggestions? Thanks.