Massage Parlor Reports

**Deutsche205** · 05-29-19 22:19

Gents, Memorial Day, opted to do some exploring and potentially TOFTT, found an "Oasis" just north of Hwy 10 in the NW metro. Place is a bit grungy, but the lady working was happy to fully relieve any stress if you asked politely. Bit of a drive, but I am getting optimistic that the local market is turning around. Still have not found any full menu options, but still some good stress release out there.

**QuantumFlux359** · 05-29-19 12:21

Originally Posted by BusterRon [View Original Post]

Decided to try a joint I have not been to in quite a while. Used to be called lotus, in a little strip mall by Nina's grill and Racks in Burnsville. Slightly older masseuse with a fairly decent body. She was very friendly and chatty. Massage was pretty good, she really worked the knots out and I needed that. On the flip I tend to be passive and either there's no extras here or my passiveness cost me. She didn't drop any other hints such as an almost done warning or anything like that.

I like the. 60 price point given how many places charge. 70. So I might try again if the situation is right. Back when it was lotus it was a fairly sure bet for HE. Oh well, back feels a little better anyhow.

I tried that place about 6 months ago, I tried giving hints and then ended up straight asking and was told they don't do that there.

**BusterRon** · 05-28-19 15:59

Decided to try a joint I have not been to in quite a while. Used to be called lotus, in a little strip mall by Nina's grill and Racks in Burnsville. Slightly older masseuse with a fairly decent body. She was very friendly and chatty. Massage was pretty good, she really worked the knots out and I needed that. On the flip I tend to be passive and either there's no extras here or my passiveness cost me. She didn't drop any other hints such as an almost done warning or anything like that.

I like the. 60 price point given how many places charge. 70. So I might try again if the situation is right. Back when it was lotus it was a fairly sure bet for HE. Oh well, back feels a little better anyhow.

**TruckerTM** · 05-28-19 10:45

My lawnguy went to the AMP by Biffs yesteday. He said: . 7 for an hour. Was led to a dark room with a mattress on the floor. He got a great, deep massage with a nice pace, not too slow, not too fast. Worked every inch of his backside. Above avg massage got full hour no rush. On the flip, senior members can pm me. I will not reply if you have not contributed a review.

**TruckerTM** · 05-27-19 11:57

Originally Posted by NewT69 [View Original Post]

Hey newbies do you realized LE reads these forums and also RM. We getting too many AMPs shut down because of this. Need to communicate with private messages with trusted and senior members.

Very true. That's why I recommend public reviews of legit massage experiences as my last post. Sometimes you need a legit massage and want to avoid the lazy ones who cut you short on time and leave every 5-min to answer the phone / door.

**BusterRon** · 05-24-19 21:26

Woke up this morning with a stiff neck so decided to venture out over my lunch break in search of a rub down. Went "old school" and checked the back pages of the City Pages looking for someplace to try. Decided to check our hot stone massage in SLP. I didn't call ahead and that shut that idea down. I think only one lady working there and to be honest, I was glad she was busy because no ma'am.

So since I was on Louisiana anyhow, I pointed the car north to wayzata and hit the joint there that has been discussed in this thread at length. They were very busy. Waited half an hour and got put in a room with two beds presumably for couples massage. The gal that greeted me was attractive but seemed alarmed that she didn't recognize me. Once I got settled in, an older masseuse came in and delivered a very good therapeutic massage. Nothing more and no hints of more, but I kind of get the sense that if you make an appointment with the younger one and she gets to know you there might be more on the menu. No way to confirm that though and it's far enough away that I won't be going often enough for them to recognize me.

If anyone has a spot in EP, Bloomington or the general area, would love to know more in PM. I've pretty much got one go to in Burnsville but it's close enough to home that I'm afraid I'll see my neighbors as I'm walking in so I'm staying away during daylight hours which is pretty much all day now. Happy to trade info if you can get me some other leads.

BR.

**AddictionsX** · 05-22-19 22:50

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**MoonMan84** · 05-21-19 23:54

Hi guys, I've been all over in the south metro, checked out Jins and some of the other places mentioned here, no luck. Tried one in Eagan where they had to come out to unlock the door for me and still no luck. Anyone willing to PM some suggestions? Thanks.

**EDoggie** · 05-20-19 23:55

Hello guys,

I just am visiting home from a long time living in Japan. The health services are very good in Japan and after a long flight I am looking for a nice massage and a no ending. Please send me some recommendations. Pm.

**JoeMaleMpls** · 05-20-19 12:40

Originally Posted by DeepInGreek [View Original Post]

So as we mostly all know, finding FS at an AMP here in MN is.

Pretty much not going to happen. If you're finding FS please pm me where.

So my question is, do you still go to your favorite AMP, keep searching or do you.

Go see the asian girls at the asian agencies that offer different tiers of service?

Knowing that you'll get a shitty massage plus FS?

I have and do both. I enjoy a good massage with a he, but I also like FS.

Thoughts?.

So I am starting to think the independent massage girls are going to be my way to go. I am not really a FS guy love a great massage, teasing and HE. The problem is I can't find a reliable AMP anymore. I don't get to go as much as I used to. I only go about 1 once a month if I am lucky. I been trying to find a quality AMP but have been either great massage no sexual or crappy massage and DIY. I understand these place want to build some trust but I hate going back to the same place and still not getting a HE. It to much work to go back to a place 3-4 times before they even give you a HE. These times are getting depressing.

**DeepInGreek** · 05-19-19 12:14

So as we mostly all know, finding FS at an AMP here in MN is.

Pretty much not going to happen. If you're finding FS please pm me where.

So my question is, do you still go to your favorite AMP, keep searching or do you.

Go see the asian girls at the asian agencies that offer different tiers of service?

Knowing that you'll get a shitty massage plus FS?

I have and do both. I enjoy a good massage with a he, but I also like FS.

Thoughts?.

**JoeMaleMpls** · 05-16-19 15:53

Hey hoping someone will let know of there honey hole. Looking for a good quality massage with He in the Burnsville, Bloomington, Eagan, Edina or Richfield areas. You can PM if you don't want to post in the lobby. Much appreciated hate this game of tease I am getting at most AMP.

**GaryMinn** · 05-11-19 14:43

Senior member, looking for an ATF -- someone said that Anna (who worked at the Chan place, just past Prince's studio) might be working as an independent. If you have happened to see her / know her whereabouts, please let me know; PM is fine.

Many thanks.

**BusterRon** · 05-11-19 08:43

Hit a place that is listed as daily massage on RM and Indigo if searching on google maps.

70 for an hour. Comfortable table. Walls on the rooms do not go all the way to the ceiling. My masseuse was all of 5' and maybe 80 lbs, not young but no old hag either. Massage was relaxing more than therapeutic. On the flip was a very mechanical wanking, not sensual or anything but also didn't require a lot of negotiation. She held up 5 fingers which I took to mean. 5 tip so that's what I went with. Don't frequent the area and I wouldn't make the drive for just that, but I've had worse.

**BusterRon** · 05-11-19 08:35

Originally Posted by JoeMaleMpls [View Original Post]

So just checked out Jin in Burnsville. Massage nothing special, she did remove the draping which I thought might of been a positive size but ended with DIY.

Which brings me to the tip. Wonder what everyone else uses to judge the top. Normally I will go 40 for HE and basic massage, 20 for a great massage but DIY, 60 for great massage teasing and HE. Bad massage and DIY maybe 10. Never had full service at a AMP so not sure but most likely 60. What is your break down? I am just getting sick of them asking for a tip when they both know what we are there for and it didn't happen.

Ok massage, no extra: $10.

Good massage, no extra: $20.

Crap massage, diy: $20 (watching a fat guy jerk it has to be worth something).

Good massage, diy: $30-$40 depending on if massage was great or if she massages the balls.

Crap-ok massage, HE: $40.

Good massage, HE: $50, $60 if amazeballs.

Topless HE: $80.

That's about as far as I usually go. I've had the nude body slide with a tittyfuck end for $160, but that was a flat rate with an outcall provider down in Atlanta so that don't mean much up here.