Massage Parlor Reports

[GaryMinn]

Senior member looking for some help. Former Minneapolis guy, now in Atlanta, but traveling to the Twin Cities and would love some up to date recommendations for a great HE massage -- from either the traditional AMPs (if LEO hasn't shut them all down by now.) or UTR providers / independents. I used to know a bunch of both types, but haven't lived in town for years.

I will be in town this week, so would GREATLY appreciate any suggestions -- from the west side (used to be a good place in Excelsior, a great place in Chaska.) to Hudson and / or Stillwater, I'd greatly appreciate your suggestions and insider tips, for 2018 great massages with more.

Private messages are fine, if preferred -- and I'll reciprocate with recommends for Manhattan, if desired.

Thanks in advance!

GM.

[MinnesotaIsLov]

No new parlors have opened since BP went dark. City Pages has some ads, but they are for places that have been opened for a while. Several parlors have been closed either by LE or maybe simple economics. I don't think no new parlors will open in the Twin Cities for a while.

Hm. Maybe you're right. Traffic has been very slow on here since everything. Either people found other places or no ones talking. Either way, it's fine. I just wanted to know different spots that pleases my needs but it seems like I will just have to stick to word of mouth.

Thanks for your response.

[Anything Cool]

Can someone please message me and tell me where they are going online so they can find out where all the new parlors are opening up? I used to use BP for "new" listings of places that where ideal for my benefit. Then I started using "RM" so I can get a idea of what is hot or not and what is new and old. Now I'm just trying to find new places but its difficult finding out where they're actually advertised. It seems I can not find any "updated" pages that are listing new places to try out. RM doesn't really help anymore because I do not think they are updating the MSP area.

Any information would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

No new parlors have opened since BP went dark. City Pages has some ads, but they are for places that have been opened for a while. Several parlors have been closed either by LE or maybe simple economics. I don't think no new parlors will open in the Twin Cities for a while.

[MinnesotaIsLov]

Can someone please message me and tell me where they are going online so they can find out where all the new parlors are opening up? I used to use BP for "new" listings of places that where ideal for my benefit. Then I started using "RM" so I can get a idea of what is hot or not and what is new and old. Now I'm just trying to find new places but its difficult finding out where they're actually advertised. It seems I can not find any "updated" pages that are listing new places to try out. RM doesn't really help anymore because I do not think they are updating the MSP area.

Any information would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

[Crsm27]

Sorry to report that the joint off Nicollet above Pho 79 is closed. Used to be called Natural Therapeutics but they also had a sign that said Wu Hang. Anyhow, stopped by and the place was totally empty of furniture or anything and locked up.

Pity, since this place was at least fairly consistent.

This is sad that this place closed down. Or did they just move? Any intel please pm me?

[MstrNinja]

I had less luck at you Relax. Not even DIY. Although I did go around noon. It was kind of funny. She pointedly told me that she was a christian, and would never do such a thing. I immediately noticed her cross earrings, then the a cross on the wall on the way out. I felt like I had propositioned a nun.

[ImTheGift]

A little joint between 13 and Burnsville pkway. Come during night fall before they close. More likely to strike. HE only so far. Been trying but they're scared of rats. All the other places wouldn't budge or would only have diy. YMMV I never returned to any of the other spas. But this one was first time home run. Also, another joint worth looking into is Moore massage in fridley. He here as well sadly but better than diy or nothing at all. YMMV gents remember they are human. Treat them nicely and they may grant you relief. They're very suscipious of people. Darn rats ruin everything.

[MinnesotaIsLov]

I used to use RM as a non member just to see what parlors there were out and about, but now I seem to have lost connections. I need someone to PM other places to do my research. Please. Just constantly looking and wasting time is very unsatisfying. There has to be something else out there online.

[BusterRon]

Sorry to report that the joint off Nicollet above Pho 79 is closed. Used to be called Natural Therapeutics but they also had a sign that said Wu Hang. Anyhow, stopped by and the place was totally empty of furniture or anything and locked up.

Pity, since this place was at least fairly consistent.

[Deutsche205]

I haven't been there, but I do recall one single TER review of someone that went there and they tried for extras and was denied. I think the girls there just like to dress cute to get the guys in but just give regular massages, but if you TOFTT, please report back! I've been thinking about giving them a shot myself.

I have been there twice. Very legit, but good massages. They keep the place secure and is by appt only, but I think that is more due to the neighborhood.

[QuantumFlux359]

Has anyone been to Total solace massage?

I haven't been there, but I do recall one single TER review of someone that went there and they tried for extras and was denied. I think the girls there just like to dress cute to get the guys in but just give regular massages, but if you TOFTT, please report back! I've been thinking about giving them a shot myself.

[LeoDidrunkio]

Does anyone have info on any large breasted amt that are active? D or bigger. I know they are few and far between. Just thought I'd ask. RM hasn't helped much with that. I can trade info. Thanks.

[MinnesotaIsLov]

I'm not from around here. Did some research. Thought I found a spot in white bear lake. Unfortunately, it was closed YiLi massage. I drove half hour to get there I was very disappointed. I was on 61 heading south back to Minneapolis. I saw a sign that read Massage located in shopping center where the welcome to White Bear Lake sign is. Also they have a sign on there store front that just reads SPA. I googled them and seen they don't have a presence on google. I thought that was a good thing.

So I enter the establishment older lady probably on her early 50's greets me. I thought she was the madam. Ok looking wearing short shorts. Anyways she just sent says 1 hour $7. I was desperate and bored I couldn't check in to hotel until 3. So I agree get naked in room laying on table and the old lady walks in. I say to myself whatever. At first the massage was horrible so I think to myself I'm in the right spot. The massage is a little better as time goes by. Finally flip over and put her hand down there to introduce her to a new friend. She didn't accept the friend request told me to do it myself. I had told hold her hand down there and do the motions. She still wouldn't do it herself. Whatever.

So I finish myself off. She massages me for another 10 minutes. So I'm leaving and she sees I left a Jackson for her. She gets all types of pissed. I told her she's lucky she got that. . 9 lost sucks! The game really needs to pick up around here. I guess I'm spoiled being from Philadelphia there is Like 15 FS and HJ everywhere. If anyone knows a good spot please hook a brother up!

Yes, that really sucks man. I have never ever seen a FS around here. It's very rare. Very. Actually, this is my first time coming back to this website because I thought it was still down!! I'm excited that it is back up!

[Jka2017]

Has anyone been to Total solace massage?

[Jka2017]

I'm not from around here. Did some research. Thought I found a spot in white bear lake. Unfortunately, it was closed YiLi massage. I drove half hour to get there I was very disappointed. I was on 61 heading south back to Minneapolis. I saw a sign that read Massage located in shopping center where the welcome to White Bear Lake sign is. Also they have a sign on there store front that just reads SPA. I googled them and seen they don't have a presence on google. I thought that was a good thing.

So I enter the establishment older lady probably on her early 50's greets me. I thought she was the madam. Ok looking wearing short shorts. Anyways she just sent says 1 hour $7. I was desperate and bored I couldn't check in to hotel until 3. So I agree get naked in room laying on table and the old lady walks in. I say to myself whatever. At first the massage was horrible so I think to myself I'm in the right spot. The massage is a little better as time goes by. Finally flip over and put her hand down there to introduce her to a new friend. She didn't accept the friend request told me to do it myself. I had told hold her hand down there and do the motions. She still wouldn't do it herself. Whatever.

So I finish myself off. She massages me for another 10 minutes. So I'm leaving and she sees I left a Jackson for her. She gets all types of pissed. I told her she's lucky she got that. . 9 lost sucks! The game really needs to pick up around here. I guess I'm spoiled being from Philadelphia there is Like 15 FS and HJ everywhere. If anyone knows a good spot please hook a brother up!