Massage Parlor Reports

[Holton72]

Hery Fellas,

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Then don't next time

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[VikesFan73]

Hope all is well guys. I have a regular place in Burnsville, but looking for some variety. Had luck in St Michael but it's a very long drive. Willing to swap info via pm. Thanks in advance for other options.

[EeldRed1970]

I concur about Jin's and Phoenix. These places have gone legit. However, not far from these two parlors exists a spot off the beaten path where I landed two 69 ers (full on BJ and pussy eating) from a gorgeous 10/10 young Asian babe. Hint: the place has many security camera signs and you need to be called or texted in to enter. I wouldn't doubt if they also had hidden video recording going on in the massage rooms. Quite frankly, I would love to see the footage of me and _ doing a 69 er on the massage table! Maybe they would be so kind to post it on Pornhub or Xvideos LOL. But seriously, this babe was so damn hot she is easily a once in a lifetime find! Still can't believe I was that lucky!! She's kinda pricey but more than worth it!

Can you give name of place?

[HoosierDaddy11]

Any updates on locations in the South Metro l, specifically near Burnsville?

[NewT69]

Whats going on according to RM phoenix has been closed for about 2 weeks now.

[ILuvAsianBabes]

I concur about Jin's and Phoenix. These places have gone legit. However, not far from these two parlors exists a spot off the beaten path where I landed two 69 ers (full on BJ and pussy eating) from a gorgeous 10/10 young Asian babe. Hint: the place has many security camera signs and you need to be called or texted in to enter. I wouldn't doubt if they also had hidden video recording going on in the massage rooms. Quite frankly, I would love to see the footage of me and _ doing a 69 er on the massage table! Maybe they would be so kind to post it on Pornhub or Xvideos LOL. But seriously, this babe was so damn hot she is easily a once in a lifetime find! Still can't believe I was that lucky!! She's kinda pricey but more than worth it!

[QuantumFlux359]

So don't know what I'm doing wrong, but Jins was a no go for me. Batting. 250 there and don't think I'll try a 5th time since my only hit was my first visit and that was a while ago. I'm not going to invest in multiple trips to hope for better luck. Not when I have a reliable no hassle option and the ladies there vary from acceptable to pretty damn good. I just don't like my go-to location because every person in my area going grocery shopping drives right by the front door, so I'd prefer something more discrete like Jins is.

Pity.

I might try Phoenix but same problem being right next to the neighborhood coffee shop.

BR.

Idk if I missed where you mentioned where your local hassle free location is? PM or post please? Thankya!

[HoosierDaddy11]

Hey fellas, new poster but have been reading reviews for awhile now. I finally sucked it up and registered. Went to Jins last week and I echo what's already been said. Attractive young woman but legit massage only. I have been tempted to try again, but I already have 2 go to spots that are a sure thing.

I've been to Phoenix 2 x and I think they have turned legit. I would like to know more about Burnsville and I will share my go to spots.

[BusterRon]

So don't know what I'm doing wrong, but Jins was a no go for me. Batting. 250 there and don't think I'll try a 5th time since my only hit was my first visit and that was a while ago. I'm not going to invest in multiple trips to hope for better luck. Not when I have a reliable no hassle option and the ladies there vary from acceptable to pretty damn good. I just don't like my go-to location because every person in my area going grocery shopping drives right by the front door, so I'd prefer something more discrete like Jins is.

Pity.

I might try Phoenix but same problem being right next to the neighborhood coffee shop.

BR.

[Daaacz]

Can anybody recommend a AMP with a good massage and HE. Heading out to MN, near downtown Minneapolis for work. Any info is appreciated, thanks.

If you read through this thread you'll see that good AMPs in MN are hard to come by. Your best bet here are independent BR providers. Check out the usual AdultLook, AdultSearch, as well as minnesotaerotica.

Good luck.

[NailBoiz1]

Can anybody recommend a AMP with a good massage and HE. Heading out to MN, near downtown Minneapolis for work. Any info is appreciated, thanks.

[TheFarEast5]

While I completely get what you're saying, beggars can't be choosers to some degree, it's tough out there to find anyplace reliable to get a HE, the St. Michael location personally is the only place I know that 100% of the time, I can go in, get a good massage and a guaranteed HE. When I have gone, just close my eyes and pretend as the one I have seen was actually quite good at teasing and finishing off. If I could find a place even 75% chance on a regular basis (western half of the cities) with cuter options, I'd be all over it.

Good points! I'm also neither Bill Gates or Brad Pitt so I guess I have to settle for what I can get when I can get it. And you're 100% correct it's so hit or miss at most places these days to find one which is mostly a sure bet is rare and special. And good for the AMP for providing much needed services to single (and married) men! If it wasn't for these ladies, young and older, along with the occasional escort, I'd have left America years ago for Thailand, Vietnam, or Philippines! And I wasn't saying there are absolutely no hot older women because I know there are. It just that most simply aren't.

[QuantumFlux359]

St Michael has some old hags. One has a decent body but old face. I'm a guy in his late 30's and most of the time refuse to be massaged by women who are too old, or may have once been hot when she was in her 20's and 30's. Yes, I sometimes do this on purpose just to make them feel old and piss them off. Call me ageist I don't give a shit! Turn the tables. Imagine a young lady in her 20's and 30's and walks in and sees a bunch of men in their 60's and 70's! She'd likely call them old creeps if they tried touching her inappropriately. What's the difference beyond feminist double standards? I find most older women to be creepy as hell. I have every right not to want to be massaged by old creepy hags! And maybe I'm a bit of an asshole sometimes but I love it when pretty women lose their looks and men don't want anything to do with them anymore. Payback is a * and I love it!

While I completely get what you're saying, beggars can't be choosers to some degree, it's tough out there to find anyplace reliable to get a HE, the St. Michael location personally is the only place I know that 100% of the time, I can go in, get a good massage and a guaranteed HE. When I have gone, just close my eyes and pretend as the one I have seen was actually quite good at teasing and finishing off. If I could find a place even 75% chance on a regular basis (western half of the cities) with cuter options, I'd be all over it.

[TheFarEast5]

So I hit up one in St. Michael this past weekend. Called to get in and set a time, showed up and set up in the room. She was older and returned shortly after finishing up. She came in and covered me with a sheet and a slight teasing. Now, I always lay down uncovered and leave it up to them to cover me. If they do I just let them know I don't mind being uncovered. It kinda breaks the ice and lets me judge the out come. She kinda giggled and said 5 minutes. She proceeded with the massage and shortly into it, the sheet came off. More teasing and one of the best massages I've had in a while, lead to more intense teasing until I turned over for very nice HJ. Started off with nice long slow strokes, gently increasing the pressure and speed. Left feeling well massaged and relaxed.

St Michael has some old hags. One has a decent body but old face. I'm a guy in his late 30's and most of the time refuse to be massaged by women who are too old, or may have once been hot when she was in her 20's and 30's. Yes, I sometimes do this on purpose just to make them feel old and piss them off. Call me ageist I don't give a shit! Turn the tables. Imagine a young lady in her 20's and 30's and walks in and sees a bunch of men in their 60's and 70's! She'd likely call them old creeps if they tried touching her inappropriately. What's the difference beyond feminist double standards? I find most older women to be creepy as hell. I have every right not to want to be massaged by old creepy hags! And maybe I'm a bit of an asshole sometimes but I love it when pretty women lose their looks and men don't want anything to do with them anymore. Payback is a * and I love it!

[DeepInGreek]

So I hit up one in St. Michael this past weekend. Called to get in and set a time, showed up and set up in the room. She was older and returned shortly after finishing up. She came in and covered me with a sheet and a slight teasing. Now, I always lay down uncovered and leave it up to them to cover me. If they do I just let them know I don't mind being uncovered. It kinda breaks the ice and lets me judge the out come. She kinda giggled and said 5 minutes. She proceeded with the massage and shortly into it, the sheet came off. More teasing and one of the best massages I've had in a while, lead to more intense teasing until I turned over for very nice HJ. Started off with nice long slow strokes, gently increasing the pressure and speed. Left feeling well massaged and relaxed.