Escort Reports

[MNKing]

This ones a long one so be prepared LMFAO. But EB has all of a sudden turned into a pro escort website and has been allowing shitty providers to spam false reports on all of my reviews & comments. I only write 100% true comments & reviews on girls I've personally had experience with. And since my previous account was banned and I can no longer write reviews on my newest one I'll be keeping all my activity on here. But I'm back with another big ***** review (Emphasis On *****). A few months ago I saw this white bbw Kourtney for incall. Think it ran me $80 for QV FS with BBBJ. She was new to the game and seemed excited to meet anyone that was nice and didn't waste her time.

First time I saw her was great. Didn't clock watch, had a nice incall location and was freshly showered when I saw her. She disappeared for awhile so I never bothered seeing her again. Fast forward to this week I see her posting again but now she appears to be openly offering anyone and everyone BBFS for all rates if they want it no extra charge. I have absolutely zero interest in that but I thought since she's dirty enough to do that she'll gladly let me bust a weeks worth of nut on her face. I text her and she in fact agreed to do just that. Got her incall location, texted once there and got to her room. Gave her the donation and started undressing. As I did she plopped down on the bed on her back and when I asked her to get down to suck my dick she says "just hurry up". Ask again if she'll get down and she gets upset and yelled at me while slurring her words. Realized she was probably drunk when I saw the empty bottle of remy on the way out and was kinda pissed I lost that $80.

But I was even more pissed when I got to the crib tonight and saw this video of another local monger having a worse experience with her and loosing $50 and not getting his dick sucked. Granted he offered her $50 instead of the $60 asking price which I never do cause I personally don't want to give girls a reason to give me an attitude. But I can hear the same exact bitchy voice she gave me so clearly it wasn't the remy that did it she's pulling this scam with everyone. I died when she refereed to herself as a "high class *****" and not a "$30 *****" while she's actively working out of a $50 motel and offering raw services. But my loss is your gain fellas. Don't bother with this one if you're into the big girls.

https://escortbabylon.net/review_lis...f7f1c8ff31cfe1

https://www.xvideos.com/video5263104...teals_my_money

[HomeSlice]

Have you tried Rain? I believe she does the real nuru with gel.

I do not know Rain. Is that the Asian woman who goes $250?

[HazyDavy]

I know, I am just always on the look out for something new.

Yes, absolutely perfect body. Kind of indisputable. I agree with the keeping in business like and I totally respect her for doing like she is comfortable.

Having never seen her, I have this nagging curiosity, but I am not really sold at her price level.

Anyone have anyone else they might suggest?

Have you tried Rain? I believe she does the real nuru with gel.

[Tippe]

I believe so. She is a total knockout if you like Asian women. What a body!

Looks she is who I thought she was. I know her personally and have heard rumors she does this type of work. The whole "I don't see Asian guys" makes sense now.

[Salvadore Pike]

https://minneapolis-st-paul.skiptheg...m/769859318981

Self described tallish 179 lb girl using pics of very petite pornstar Loni Legend, LOL. Asked her if she really was Loni travelling incognito, no reply.

[HomeSlice]

Lucky you! I'd go with AJ for sure.

I know, I am just always on the look out for something new.

I've had a session with Chrissy year's ago and she has what I would describe as the perfect body IMHO.

But as far as a connection I don't think you'll ever get that. Nothing personal toward's her probably just keeping it on a business level.

Yes, absolutely perfect body. Kind of indisputable. I agree with the keeping in business like and I totally respect her for doing like she is comfortable.

TL. I've never had a session with her. But have been in the office as her (very hot) only info I have is from second hand source's.

Having never seen her, I have this nagging curiosity, but I am not really sold at her price level.

Anyone have anyone else they might suggest?

[HomeSlice]

Does Almond Joy have a tattoo on her left shoulder?

I believe so. She is a total knockout if you like Asian women. What a body!

[HazyDavy]

I must be grandfathered in with AJ as I am $220 with the BJ.

I should have also mentioned Chrissy, who has gone by a few different names in the past. https://www.adultlook.com/p/3054549.

She is a knock out and delivers as promised, but I never really felt a connection with her. She might be the best looking and most fit girl I have seen though.

I guess I will reach out to Trin. Is she on par with Chrissy looks wise?

Lucky you! I'd go with AJ for sure.

I've had a session with Chrissy year's ago and she has what I would describe as the perfect body IMHO.

But as far as a connection I don't think you'll ever get that. Nothing personal toward's her probably just keeping it on a business level.

TL. I've never had a session with her. But have been in the office as her (very hot) only info I have is from second hand source's.

[Tippe]

Does Almond Joy have a tattoo on her left shoulder?

[HomeSlice]

AJ is great but your going to be around 275 for the BJ.

TL is hot CBJ though.

I must be grandfathered in with AJ as I am $220 with the BJ.

I should have also mentioned Chrissy, who has gone by a few different names in the past. https://www.adultlook.com/p/3054549.

She is a knock out and delivers as promised, but I never really felt a connection with her. She might be the best looking and most fit girl I have seen though.

I guess I will reach out to Trin. Is she on par with Chrissy looks wise?

[IinTooDeep]

Kalisia is, as the Spaniards would say - "El terrible". Based on her profile on Olita, I went looking forward to meet the shy PYT in the pics. Instead, I was met by a seasoned mature Russian prostitute. Now, it's probably my fault for falling for that old con. The pics are her all right, but heavily glammed up and from a long time ago. In reality, she looks like the older evil cousin of the girl in the pics. No tan whatsoever, no makeup other than lipstick, face botoxed to death, yellow teeth, lips pumped with collagen and skin that of a MILF in her 40's.

Anyway, here's what happened. Set up appointment over text, seemed pleasant enough. Incall at a nice hotel downtown, gave location and directions to the room. Opened the door in some sexy lingerie, but was barely recognizable from her pics. I have been out of the game for a while, so I had forgotten some of my own rules, the most important of which is, if you don't like what you see, just walk away. Despite being taken aback by her appearance, I went on in (mistake #1). Made some chit chat, then asked to use the bathroom. "Give present first, then shower. " I explained I was already freshly shaved and showered, just need to take a leak. "Present first, that's the rule. " Not a good sign when they talk rules like that, besides I was concerned there might be someone hiding in the bathroom. I should have just walked away (mistake #2.) Instead, I coughed up $$. 5 for the half, and checked the bathroom. No one there fortunately. I came back out, she turned on some music and said "take off clothes. " Chalked that up to poor language skills and did as she said. I then started caressing and petting her as I began to undress her in front of the mirror. This girl has no clue about the sensuality of the act of undressing and started stripping down hurriedly. I said let's take it slow. Waited half a minute, then stripped down completely. Had all the classic signs of a rushed job. Started a lacklustre BBBJ and kept wiping her mouth with a Kleenex, although I was well groomed down there. Obviously not into it at all, but I let her do her thing for a little while, then asked her to pay attention to the boys. Kissed them a few times then went back to sucking my knob. Asked her again to slowdown and play with the boys. Kissed ma cherries a few times, then right back to sucking. Proceeded to wipe her mouth with a kleenex, put the hat on and lay face down on the bed. No access to her chest, blocked me out with her arms. Did prone bone for a little bit, not into that either. Then she decided to get on top for CG, facial expression of a back alley prostitute. I had long lost interest by this time, blew my load quick and got out of there, lighter by 250. In and out in 20 minutes, actual action less than 10. What's that, like 25 bucks a minute? For that kind of money I would expect a much better experience. It could have been worse though, she was asking $$$ for the full hour up front. And I would still have been in and out in under 20 minutes.

Needless to say I will not be seeing Kalisia, or anyone else from Olita for that matter. Zero sensuality. Let my loss be your gain. Still, if you like to understand the difference between a prostitute and an escort, go see her by all means.

https://olitaescort.com/olitaescort/kalisia.html

https://www.eros.com/minnesota/files/4057889.htm

(Originally posted in RI forum, resharing so my fellow mongers in MSP don't get ripped off.)

[HazyDavy]

Curious who people like in MSP in this price range. Massage is OK, but massage plus BJ preferred.

Shane, Almond Joy and Jasper are probably my favorites in terms of looks, and they are both great in terms of service too.

Any other suggestion? Is Trinity Lake worth a visit?

AJ is great but your going to be around 275 for the BJ.

TL is hot CBJ though.

[Jngland]

This one I'm pretty sure is an old streetwalker, think I have a pic or two of her in the past SW thread from years ago. Never was interested in her to stop, and based on your recent report, no one should currently visit.

NB.

Joy has been around at least 10 years. Used to be a regular on the Lake St track. Gave her a lift once. Not my cup of tea.

[Nodak Boy]

Adventure name: Doro.

Phone: XXX 930-5990.

Web: https://escortbabylon.net/info_stats/6129305990.

Donation: asked for 80 hh.

Pros: pictures looked ok; reply promptly to texts.

Cons: after driving for like 45 minutes, I get to her location (apartment style housing), then she tells me that to go to her room I need to leave my I'd (driver's license) with some dude at the front desk. Yes you are reading correctly, you need to leave your driver's license with some dude at the front desk. I told her no way and that she should have made it clear that will be the case. She went ballistic and sent a bunch of erratic texts saying that "if you don't have anything to hide why don't you leave your driver's license". I just could not believe why someone who claim to be in this "recreational activity of ours" don't understand that this is a NO NO NO. I just left. I am glad I parked a block away because I was concerned that maybe someone could be writting down license plates.

Recom: AVOID.

This one I'm pretty sure is an old streetwalker, think I have a pic or two of her in the past SW thread from years ago. Never was interested in her to stop, and based on your recent report, no one should currently visit.

NB.

[HomeSlice]

Curious who people like in MSP in this price range. Massage is OK, but massage plus BJ preferred.

Shane, Almond Joy and Jasper are probably my favorites in terms of looks, and they are both great in terms of service too.

Any other suggestion? Is Trinity Lake worth a visit?