Massage Parlor Reports

**MassageYes** · 11-13-23 18:02

Originally Posted by KonkeyDong69 [View Original Post]

I see Mei li has a 3rd location now. Any reports? I'm assuming its more of the same?

Yes Gull road very nice place.

But diy.

**ThirdTimes** · 11-13-23 17:57

Originally Posted by KonkeyDong69 [View Original Post]

I see Mei li has a 3rd location now. Any reports? I'm assuming its more of the same?

Is this the Gull Rd location you are speaking of? If so, more of the same.

**KonkeyDong69** · 11-13-23 10:59

I see Mei li has a 3rd location now. Any reports? I'm assuming its more of the same?

**INeedaBJ616B** · 11-11-23 16:18

Unfortunately, owners etc of the Kalamazoo shops seem to have access to this site either themselves or white knights. More than one of the girls has asked not to be mentioned / reviewed, which I appreciate and respect. I have also found that the girls know who the users are by name so I would suggest if other senior members care to privately share details, it be via private messages only. As you may have noticed, there are those whose names are completely absent from reviews on this site, yet they are still in business. But do not get me wrong, Kalamazoo Relaxation is NOT one of them, I am not suggesting there is anything other than imagination there. WeChat is the app used by most of Asian providers if you wish to communicate with them individually outside of the phone and it translates.

**RaulJulia** · 11-07-23 19:59

I went back to Asia Spa in Hartford. I managed to get the same girl that had given me the nice HJ recently. Young (probably around 30 since she's Asian and I have a hard time guessing, but she looks to me to be in her 20's), attractive (IMO) spinner. I got a CBJ. Hear me out--I never (NEVER) pop from CBJ. I enjoy the experience and I generally have no problem getting there during CFS. In fact, with providers in this hobby I prefer FS be covered, but for BJ, it just can't seem to get there. Until now. I'm not sure why or how, but she did the trick. And relatively quickly too compared to other experiences. Usually if the BJ is covered, I'll just think to myself, "So I'm going to pay more for a HJ with some nice foreplay," because they usually have to remove the condom and finish with a HJ. But not this girl. She said her name is Amy. $50 for hhr door fee and she wanted $120 for the BJ. Yes, I know it's a lot but have you gone out to eat lately? And this was way better than a burger and some fries.

**DynoPwr** · 11-06-23 15:26

Originally Posted by ThirdTimes [View Original Post]

Last time I Was there it was an older lady with glasses and another shorter lady that usually had a like a vest coat on or something. Still $50 or $55 for half?

Their location always makes me nervous.

I did the hour was $70, younger nice looking girl named Lisa was the only one I saw but she did talk to someone else in the other room.

Look for my last report for more info.

Location is touchy at first but then thinking about it might be the best location of all. LOL.

**ThirdTimes** · 11-05-23 11:40

Originally Posted by ArborWorks [View Original Post]

So I ventured out to stadium and saw Emma? Thinner 30's I think. Got the 30 min rub which was barely a rub. More of fingers run on one part of my back. She asked do you want soft or hard. I said medium and she replied, no you want soft. Which followed by light touch up and down my back and then deep reaches in spots 5 min in which was my signal. So I took it upon myself to flip and she handled the rest. She needed a lot of coaching and instruction which she followed well. UTC roaming was allowed. I was able to free the puppies and play with those. She was very talkative which I think worked to my favor.

Tip matched the door fee.

YMMV I got the feeling that this doesn't happen often.

Last time I Was there it was an older lady with glasses and another shorter lady that usually had a like a vest coat on or something. Still $50 or $55 for half?

Their location always makes me nervous.

**ThirdTimes** · 11-04-23 22:46

FYI, Emma is on vacation until 11/9. She texted me to let me know as I see her somewhat frequently.

**XxEagle** · 11-04-23 09:29

There is a post on Try*t from SHER. https://tryst.link/massage/sherrel22 Complete waste of time and money. Massive upsell. Just avoid. She is from Ann Arbor. Several posts on the AA site all of them Negative.

**DynoPwr** · 11-01-23 21:13

Originally Posted by RaulJulia [View Original Post]

I went by Asia Spa in Hartford today. Didn't have my hobby phone with me so just did a drop in. Much to my delight, two younger attractive Asian providers there that I'd never seen before. Got a great HE massage and think more may be available, but as always YMMV.

I also dreamed of Asia spa today, day Lisa cute younger girl. Good massage finished with her topless giving CBJ. Good dream! More available but I think it would be $$ on top of. 7 rate.

**RaulJulia** · 11-01-23 18:39

I went by Asia Spa in Hartford today. Didn't have my hobby phone with me so just did a drop in. Much to my delight, two younger attractive Asian providers there that I'd never seen before. Got a great HE massage and think more may be available, but as always YMMV.

**ArborWorks** · 10-27-23 05:58

So I ventured out to stadium and saw Emma? Thinner 30's I think. Got the 30 min rub which was barely a rub. More of fingers run on one part of my back. She asked do you want soft or hard. I said medium and she replied, no you want soft. Which followed by light touch up and down my back and then deep reaches in spots 5 min in which was my signal. So I took it upon myself to flip and she handled the rest. She needed a lot of coaching and instruction which she followed well. UTC roaming was allowed. I was able to free the puppies and play with those. She was very talkative which I think worked to my favor.

Tip matched the door fee.

YMMV I got the feeling that this doesn't happen often.

**RaulJulia** · 10-25-23 15:02

I Googled "Kalamazoo Relaxation" to see if that place was still in business. I thought surely by now they would've had to at least offer HEs (in which case I might become a client) or have gone out of business (though apparently there's a whole market for DIY places in Kalamazoo, which I'll never understand, and to my knowledge, Kalamazoo Relaxation isn't even DIY and would be offended by the suggestion). However, I guess I'm wrong (happens more than I like to admit) in my assumptions about Kalamazoo Relaxation's staying power, because they have 2 websites and an active FB page and no reports that I've heard of anything more being offered than just a massage and maybe some flirtation. What even made me think of them though is because I recently made an overnight trip to Detroit and was exploring options over there and came across a whole chain of these type of bikini massage places that get guys hopes up but don't deliver more than a massage. They're called Tropical Touch and are even a franchise. Maybe I'm missing something. I realize there is an actual market for real, legit massage places. I even visit them occasionally myself. But in those situations, where I know nothing more than massage is going to happen, I generally don't want some hot chick in a bikini getting me worked up only to let me down. Do some guys just enjoy the tease without the actual satisfaction? Maybe it's for guys who want to get massaged by a hot woman, but who don't want to cheat on their wives / girlfriends / SOs. Who knows? (not me clearly).

**WillyJones** · 10-17-23 19:33

Originally Posted by ArborWorks [View Original Post]

I'd like to venture out this week. Anyone have an update on stadium? I like lotus because I'm not a diy fan. Otherwise where would you guys suggest if I wanted somewhere other than lotus.

If you're meaning the one on Stadium just west of 6th st. I was there about a year ago and met Jessica for a nice massage with HJ ending. But that was a year ago. I usually visit Lotus and see Sphia or CeeCee or both.

**RaulJulia** · 10-17-23 14:19

Originally Posted by ArborWorks [View Original Post]

I'd like to venture out this week. Anyone have an update on stadium? I like lotus because I'm not a diy fan. Otherwise where would you guys suggest if I wanted somewhere other than lotus.

Are you limited to Kalamazoo? Because if not, drive elsewhere. BC has good, virtually guaranteed options (see previous posts on this forum and BC massage forum by Jimmy / JJ Let's Play for good, accurate, up-to-date reports of things in BC). The return-on-investment at the BC establishments is hard to beat. Or, if you're willing to spend more and / or want something other than Asian providers, head to GR. If you're limited to Kzoo then IMO Lotus is the best option unless you just happen to enjoy paying money to jerk off with someone else in the room. But if you actually want a woman to do it for you, then I think Lotus is your best bet in Kalamazoo. There's TLC where you can get more, but that may also include rabies and / or turning you off from sex for a while (I didn't listen to the warnings and had to find out for myself the hard way). There's also Asia Spa in Hartford, where a very nice somewhat older Asian lady will give you a very similar experience to Lotus. But unless you just happen to be in Hartford, it's not really worth the drive. If you just really like a challenge, there's Sophie's in South Haven. Fun can be had there, but it will only be a HE at best and only if Sophie isn't there and / or doesn't hear and definitely not by Sophie herself, even though she's probably the best looking provider there. So, this is a lengthy answer to say, fill up the tank and go for a drive to BC or GR if your time and budget allow. You'll be glad you did.