Massage Parlor Reports

**MikeFunSex** · 12-21-17 16:34

Had a nice visit, 2 cents. I can offer details via message, but other than older than I would love, as expected.

**LorXL** · 11-01-17 17:22

Originally Posted by StripperTipper [View Original Post]

Can't say for sure, I think I saw one of her ads about a week ago. I tried once. Massage was OK. Not talkative at all and nothing else offered.

ST.

Thanks for the heads up ST.

**StripperTipper** · 10-31-17 21:24

Can't say for sure, I think I saw one of her ads about a week ago. I tried once. Massage was OK. Not talkative at all and nothing else offered.

ST.

Originally Posted by LorXL [View Original Post]

Anyone know if Cutie is still around? Don't see any recent ads.

**LorXL** · 10-31-17 13:28

Anyone know if Cutie is still around? Don't see any recent ads.

**Kenwood Jack** · 10-09-17 18:17

After I wrote the following review, I did some more research and I realized that the TLC SPA and SPRINKLE SPA are one and the same. I have lived in this area 1 week and 1 day. Please give up a little more info in your reports. Things needed ... general areas of town of providers, menus of providers, safety of incalls, anything weird bad, phone numbers (leave out the area code and mention the major city of that area code, a link to an ad, anything that might help like a smoky smell or she is consistently late ... not so much needed includes how many times you made her cum, how big your dick is... please help out the new guy. I'll do my part. Send me a safe provider (one that won't rob me, beat me, or get me in trouble with LE) who offers CIM, and I will give you a detailed report of how easy it was to make the appointment, what smells there were, how safe it seemed, what her menu is, and her attitude among other things. Back in Cincinnati, we cooperated with each other and had no fewer than 30 different women advertising on USASG's sister site, USA ADULT CLASSIFIEDS!I am only going to AMPS now because I don't know the towns (Battle Creek and Kalamazoo) and I don't know which providers are safe. I worry for my personal safety and LE. Check this out ... look at Cincinnati http://usaadultclassifieds.info/

Sprinkle Spa (AMP). TLC SPA (AMP)
Address: 4220 S Sprinkle Rd, Kalamazoo, MI 49001 (off exit 80 on I-94).
Phone: (xxx) 342-5559 Kalamazoo area code.

PROVIDER NAME: Kay.

I just drove in around the back. MAMASAN was grilling out back. She was probably grilling raccoon because when my lights hit the parking lot, no fewer than two dozen raccoon scampered into the darkness!
Safe AMP in a reasonably safe commercial neighborhood. (These are definitely different.).
The AMP was reasonably clean.
Kay was very clean.
Smoking smell: No smokimg smell. No perfume smell.

Attitude: 10
Skill: 6
Performance: 7
Rushed? Not rushed at all!

Spidey sense-o-meter score. 0. 0.

While I can never discuss the menu at an AMP on an open forum, the menu was limited..

Her English was good enough to communicate well.

NO TABLE SHOWER!

Cost: very reasonable.
Overall value: a great value.

I may or may not return because of the limited menu!
I highly recommend because of her wonderful attitude.

**Kenwood Jack** · 10-08-17 20:21

Remember. I am actually trying to paint each provider in the best light possible. If I don't mention much about looks, I probably did not like them. If I leave out something, it is only because I don't want to poison someone's opinion.
Most of the review is very objective, with a critique on the attitude (which I find most important). My reviews are my opinions.

HER NAME: Sue.

Spring Accu AMP 15423 S. Helmer Road, Battle Creek, MI 49015.
Phone xxx-966-6680 (PM Kenwood Jack for Battle Creek area code).
Boobs: perky.
General body type: short, pretty, 40 ish Korean.
What was the ease / difficulty of scheduling? I just walked in (open 9 AM to 12 AM I think!)
References not needed.
Super safe incall in a commercial area (very safe).
Was the incall clean? Very, very clean.
Cleanliness of girl: shower fresh clean.

Smoking smell: No smoking smell. No perfume smell. This is a good thing.

Attitude: 10 superior and she was both personable and businesslike.
Skill: 10
Performance: 10
Comfortability level 10
Chemistry: 2 What kind of chemistry can you expect with an fat, 70 year old fart?
Rushed? Not at all

Spidey sense-o-meter score ... 0.0
Physical threats or actual 'cash and dash' situations or any theft or physical confrontation or any interaction with LE is to be avoided by me at most any cost.
A spidey sense-o-meter score of 0 would mean I had no fears of any danger (physical, mental, emotional). A spidey-sense-o-meter only registers if nothing actually bad happens. It is a gauge of fear. When something bad does happen, I would hope that all you mongers do report it. The spidey sense-o-meter is for when something bad did not happen, but I was apprehensive that something might.

I can't begin to discuss menu, activities, costs, of any AMPs because of nature of their location. PM KENWOOD JACK with any questions.
I will only reply to contributing members.

Is she a kisser? Yes. Very nice.

OVERALL PROS: (reasons a monger might want to see her).
SHE SPOKE ENGLISH! How many girls at AMPs understand you just fine, and pretend to not understand to deliver you inferior service or to 'misunderstand' you and lead you on and leave you disappointed. But you know they really understand you. I hate that. She is not very fluent. But plenty fluent enough to understand everything you say. No runaround.
They have table showers.
NO references needed.
No need to make an appointment.
SAFE AREA ... SAFE ENVIRONMENT
CLEAN! CLEAN! CLEAN!
For an AMP, you may not walk away COMPLETELY happy, but you won't feel cheated because you can talk in English and understand things. Have you ever thrown your money away at an AMP and received virtually nothing?

Overall value: good value.
Would I repeat or recommend? I will repeat for the reasons above!

**Electronman** · 08-15-17 09:31

Stopped by TLC asking to see the "new, younger talent. " Mamasan sends in CiCi, 40's with a stocky frame. She provided decent service but I was hoping for a slender, younger attendant. I would not repeat.

**Electronman** · 08-10-17 01:47

Anyone have an update on the talent at TLC? Who should I request? What level of service is offered (PM if you'd prefer)?

**GypseyDanger** · 08-04-17 22:03

Not sure if I got the younger or older one, but based off reports I got the "older" one. Came in as mama was feeding raccoons some bread (not a good idea but I'm not there for life advice). Go in, meet the girl in the hall and back we go. Like the previous it was pay for 30 min and away we go. I wouldn't call it a massage but more of gentle hands all over my back, although I was exhausted from a double and sore as hell so I was so relaxed I almost fell asleep. She was super bubbly and made some jokes about it and we talked about the tip, and she climbs on top for some sloppy fun. Has me stand up and pushed me into the wall and went to town. God damn just typing makes me want to change a budget and go for another trip. So glad somewhere close is good again.

Stay Safe.

-GD.

**Macatawa** · 08-03-17 00:54

Originally Posted by MNick [View Original Post]

What was younger ones name. Any details. Would love for a AMP close offering FS to have some new young talent. Thanks.

Look at my post below yours from May 30.

I didn't ask for FS, so I don't know if I was offered. She was much better than expected, but if you want real fun, go to BC Spring and see Lucky.

**MNick** · 08-02-17 08:00

Originally Posted by Macatawa [View Original Post]

I had the younger a couple of months ago. She was good.

What was younger ones name. Any details. Would love for a AMP close offering FS to have some new young talent. Thanks.

**Macatawa** · 08-02-17 01:12

Originally Posted by ChipRock [View Original Post]

Saw a billboard on I94 for TLC. Mamasan answered in pajamas and slippers with a mouth full of food. Old. Damn near ran away when I saw her. Fortunately technician was 40. Thick. Half hour for $40. Came in before I was on table. Playful hand shake. Quick flip and wanted to negotiate. I dislike haggling. Wanted the tip up front. Clothes disappeared and a slobbery bareback commenced. Just like I like it. FIV. Finished within the 30 minutes. Saw a younger technician on the way out from the back. Just passing through but I might go back and ask for the younger.

I had the younger a couple of months ago. She was good.

**ChipRock** · 08-01-17 22:41

Saw a billboard on I94 for TLC. Mamasan answered in pajamas and slippers with a mouth full of food. Old. Damn near ran away when I saw her. Fortunately technician was 40. Thick. Half hour for $40. Came in before I was on table. Playful hand shake. Quick flip and wanted to negotiate. I dislike haggling. Wanted the tip up front. Clothes disappeared and a slobbery bareback commenced. Just like I like it. FIV. Finished within the 30 minutes. Saw a younger technician on the way out from the back. Just passing through but I might go back and ask for the younger.

**Macatawa** · 05-30-17 16:38

Having some free time but no time to schedule anyone plus really knowing of no one who would be good, I thought I could stop by Massage Works for a quick finish. The last three times I went, it was no longer only self-service.

But alas, it is again. No need to explain the massage or the lack of an ending.

TBH I kind of expected that it would be back to the old ways as the Portage AMP is gone.

So I took a drive to TLC with my expectations very low. I scheduled a half hour to keep the expense less.

A younger Asian lady entered the room. Her face appeared older but her body (as seen later) was smooth all over. I was impressed and enjoyed exploring her soft skin.

Her skills and enthusiasm were average, although she was the first in years who got the verbal ending done while covered. Most girls cannot as I need more of a closer touch.

She was no Mija.

She called herself Yoko. If I need a quick massage, then I may call on her again. However, being that it was higher than desirable in cost, I would try to find someone else first.

As for MW, I have crossed it off my list for the last time, I think.

**MD 2020** · 04-21-17 11:08

I was in GR and thought I would try Relax on 28th street, since I hadn't been there in a while. I was disappointment to get the younger chubby girl who used to work at the Portage AMP's on Romence / Shaver. She was my least favorite out of the three girls I had in Portage, giving quite average service. Not sure if Cindy is out there, who was awesome IMO.