Massage Parlor Reports

[ThirdTimes]

This DIY thing is getting ridiculous! Are there any ladies in the Kalamazoo area besides Lotus that give a decent massage with an HE anymore? It wasn't all that long ago that we had many options around here but they all seem to have moved on.

As far as I know, only Lotus gives the HE. Everywhere else is DIY. Not sure how all the other places stay in business.

[Lumberyard]

I have. I went first day they were open a couple months ago. I had actually went to the Maple Hill location two weeks before Gull Rd opened and got the same provider who I say at Maple. It was a straight massage, no teasing and signs of anything else. My thoughts on how they have three locations is, a lot of mongers will do DIY. They know that mongers will keep coming with the YMMV in mind, although there has never been any action at the Mei Li spots (at least not to my knowledge) I went to Gull road fully expecting nothing to happen but a good massage. And I was right.

If anyone has a different experience please report.

Sircody.

This DIY thing is getting ridiculous! Are there any ladies in the Kalamazoo area besides Lotus that give a decent massage with an HE anymore? It wasn't all that long ago that we had many options around here but they all seem to have moved on.

[SirCody]

Anyone visit the new location on Gull rd yet?

Kalamazoo Location 1.

(269) 993 - 4848.

*678 Maple Hill Dr.

Kalamazoo MI 49009.

Kalamazoo Location 2.

(269) 888 - 1378.

5462 Gull Rd Ste 11.

Kalamazoo MI 49048.

Portage Location.

(269) 366 - 6994.

5950 Portage Rd.

Portage MI 49002.

I have. I went first day they were open a couple months ago. I had actually went to the Maple Hill location two weeks before Gull Rd opened and got the same provider who I say at Maple. It was a straight massage, no teasing and signs of anything else. My thoughts on how they have three locations is, a lot of mongers will do DIY. They know that mongers will keep coming with the YMMV in mind, although there has never been any action at the Mei Li spots (at least not to my knowledge) I went to Gull road fully expecting nothing to happen but a good massage. And I was right.

If anyone has a different experience please report.

Sircody.

[INeedaBJ616B]

Anyone visit the new location on Gull rd yet?

Kalamazoo Location 1.

(269) 993 - 4848.

*678 Maple Hill Dr.

Kalamazoo MI 49009.

Kalamazoo Location 2.

(269) 888 - 1378.

5462 Gull Rd Ste 11.

Kalamazoo MI 49048.

Portage Location.

(269) 366 - 6994.

5950 Portage Rd.

Portage MI 49002.

[Ljxb007]

Always gone go on to immassage therapist for athletes over the years. For the most part it's been the same massage therapist for the last 15 years. With that being said never really gone to other locations. How would I let them know discreetly about anything extra and what would the average tip be roughly?

[MassageYes]

Why I am not surprised that you had a bad experience MY? If you're a GR guy, I'd recommend you try Healing Hands in GR, but if you think 7 Day is good, Healing Hands may be too much for you. I was at Hartford again a couple of days ago and saw the other new provider there. Shorter, slightly thicker than the one I previously reviewed, but attractive IMO. Definitely not fat, just not a spinner like the first girl I saw. Said her name was Lisa. She also gave a nice massage and yes, words that I never thought I'd say--a good CBJ. Very similar experience as I've had with the other girl, who said her name was Amy. As always, YMMV. Also, I think these girls sometimes use different names or maybe they were trying to settle on which names to use. But another monger told me he thought it was the same girl, but gave him a different name. From what I can tell, there are only these 2 providers there, but both very good. Not the cheapest, but not the most expensive either.

A baggie BJ. It worked but that was something I don't want again. Plus on my two fingers.

Not sexy at all.

They're yours my friend.

Merry Christmas.

[RaulJulia]

Well had a visit last week. The two youngsters are great at getting to much money for nothing.

Seven day spa is better.

I know YMMV.

Why I am not surprised that you had a bad experience MY? If you're a GR guy, I'd recommend you try Healing Hands in GR, but if you think 7 Day is good, Healing Hands may be too much for you. I was at Hartford again a couple of days ago and saw the other new provider there. Shorter, slightly thicker than the one I previously reviewed, but attractive IMO. Definitely not fat, just not a spinner like the first girl I saw. Said her name was Lisa. She also gave a nice massage and yes, words that I never thought I'd say--a good CBJ. Very similar experience as I've had with the other girl, who said her name was Amy. As always, YMMV. Also, I think these girls sometimes use different names or maybe they were trying to settle on which names to use. But another monger told me he thought it was the same girl, but gave him a different name. From what I can tell, there are only these 2 providers there, but both very good. Not the cheapest, but not the most expensive either.

[MassageYes]

This is a board for reviews. Not for puzzles and codes.

Well had a visit last week. The two youngsters are great at getting to much money for nothing.

Seven day spa is better.

I know YMMV.

[TravPro]

4 hands at Lotus? I've never tried this before? Who do you do 4 hands with? Is it just double the door fee and tip?

Correct, double the door fee, double the tip. Sophia and whomever is there, usually need some advance notice to ensure 2 gals are both available. Almost any place will do 4 hands if you ask (except Happy has never obliged come to think of it). I have massive tension so it takes 4 hands to get me back to normal. And double attention at the end isn't terrible either!

I did 6 hands at Sunrise once, hoping my results would be better. No dice.

YMMV, stay safe.

TravelPro.

[ThirdTimes]

My third visit to Stadium a few nights ago. Great massage, shorter stocky gal, and again offered DIY. My 3rd strike, but I think it's been my poor timing. But again, the massage was fantastic. Knots gone for a few weeks!

Went to Lotus, 4 hands as usual, and same great service. Tips are getting up there, aren't they!?

4 hands at Lotus? I've never tried this before? Who do you do 4 hands with? Is it just double the door fee and tip?

[RaulJulia]

OK. I was to direct last post.

Let me say this.

The last time people posted what they were getting it got busted.

People read the exact happenings and it will get busted again.

Why not say something general. Then if you need more info just PM.

The poster.

I say this because it's already been hit once.

I apologize for my directness.

This is a board for reviews. Not for puzzles and codes. There's a lot I could've said that I didn't. But if we think saying something like "Donation was. 5 roses" instead of just giving the amounts or that we use some three letter acronym instead of saying what happened is what makes the difference between the cops moving in and not moving in, then we're stupid. If you don't like my or anyone else's reviews, feel free to scroll by. Or don't even log on if this board stresses you out. Those are options. But the purpose of this board is to share info. True, we don't have to share every detail and very few of us do. But if we're going to withhold info and force guys to PM us for the basic lowdown of what went down, then that defeats the purpose of the board. I get enough PMs as it is and barely have time to respond to those. Also, the place was barely doing enough business to stay open before. I don't know who the owner is, but the older lady had told me the owner was thinking about closing it down. So I think bringing in some new talent is probably a last ditch effort to keep it open. If sharing reviews can drum up some business and stop one more option from being shut down, then I think that's a positive thing. Obviously, you're free to disagree.

[TravPro]

My third visit to Stadium a few nights ago. Great massage, shorter stocky gal, and again offered DIY. My 3rd strike, but I think it's been my poor timing. But again, the massage was fantastic. Knots gone for a few weeks!

Went to Lotus, 4 hands as usual, and same great service. Tips are getting up there, aren't they!?

[MaxJulian2020]

Ok Mongers, I need some creditable feedback here. Is this or was this really a man? I have yet to find those old sumo posts where they say so themselves.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalam...j/049974209457

[MassageYes]

So far it has been good to me! Try if you wish or not, just sharing my dreams!

YMMV, but my dreams have been good!

OK. I was to direct last post.

Let me say this.

The last time people posted what they were getting it got busted.

People read the exact happenings and it will get busted again.

Why not say something general. Then if you need more info just PM.

The poster.

I say this because it's already been hit once.

I apologize for my directness.

[DynoPwr]

Believe what you want. I honestly don't care. But I assure you, I have better things to do than get on this forum and lie about my experiences. So, while you're not believing, I'm having fun. It may not last. They are a stone's throw from the local PD and there was at least one council person election there recently. It was one thing to let an older provider who'd been in the country for years keep offering HJs. It may be a different story now that they have recently arrived younger providers with more open menus. So I make no guarantees. But it's not the same Asia Spa that it used to be. And it's nice for however long it lasts.

So far it has been good to me! Try if you wish or not, just sharing my dreams!

YMMV, but my dreams have been good!