Massage Parlor Reports

[RaulJulia]

Any intel on the new place in St. Joe? Their ad looks promising, but I guess they all do.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/south...a/070102922739

OK, if anybody tries this place, please post a review. I'm through there from time to time, but don't have anything on the radar for the immediate future. I'll try to TOFTT if no one else does, but not sure when I'll be back in St. Joe. Would be great to have another option when I'm out that way. Hartford is the closest possibility to that area that I'm aware of, but it's not exactly next door to St. Joe. Seems like Benton Harbor would be running over with AMPs, but I haven't found one yet. It would be great to know that St. Joe has a decent option.

[BoatMate]

That's funny somebody brought this place up. I drove by there the other day looks like the only way in is right off of Niles Avenue. I saw a doorbell. I think I'm going to go give it a try in the next couple days and let everybody know. I am also from that area And tired of driving to Hartford even though the service is good there would like to just stay closer if possible if anybody else goes, please let me know how it is. Thank you.

Was going to get me a Christmas present but they were closed. Ended up in H. Ford. Today they are open when I went by. As said not the ideal spot or entry. Can't see it being long term. Let's see who gets there first.

[Nailer64]

I am shocked there would be a place in St Joe. Very conservative town. This place is walking distance from my house. Reading this post is first I heard of it.

That's funny somebody brought this place up. I drove by there the other day looks like the only way in is right off of Niles Avenue. I saw a doorbell. I think I'm going to go give it a try in the next couple days and let everybody know. I am also from that area And tired of driving to Hartford even though the service is good there would like to just stay closer if possible if anybody else goes, please let me know how it is. Thank you.

[MichiBob]

Any intel on the new place in St. Joe? Their ad looks promising, but I guess they all do.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/south...a/070102922739

I am shocked there would be a place in St Joe. Very conservative town. This place is walking distance from my house. Reading this post is first I heard of it.

[MassageYes]

I've had some luck at a few of the other places. Be a regular and tip well. It makes a big difference.

Sage street Asian massage.

They have open menu. But $200 or more.

Jecica she's cute Tall older nice bolt ons.

Her constant cigarette coughs I can't take it.

I've had luck at Sunshine too. Stadium also.

More you go the more fun begins.

Happy New Year!

[LookingToSee]

Any intel on the new place in St. Joe? Their ad looks promising, but I guess they all do.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/south...a/070102922739

[KonkeyDong69]

The Kalamazoo massage market is weak, especially compared to Battle Creek and Grand Rapids. Lotus is probably the best massage option in an otherwise weak Kalamazoo market.

Yoyo is new to Lotus. She's probably in her 40's and has an attractive face, decent body and limited English skills. She provided an excellent massage, close to LMT quality. Thereafter, pretty good post massage service by Lotus standards. She's worth a visit.

I've had some luck at a few of the other places. Be a regular and tip well. It makes a big difference.

[Electronman]

The Kalamazoo massage market is weak, especially compared to Battle Creek and Grand Rapids. Lotus is probably the best massage option in an otherwise weak Kalamazoo market.

Yoyo is new to Lotus. She's probably in her 40's and has an attractive face, decent body and limited English skills. She provided an excellent massage, close to LMT quality. Thereafter, pretty good post massage service by Lotus standards. She's worth a visit.

[BasicInstinct]

Came across this slim number and her ad says massage but also states pse. I've seen her in other ads under other girls posts and I'm eagerly curious has anyone had a dream about Princess V.

[ThirdTimes]

This DIY thing is getting ridiculous! Are there any ladies in the Kalamazoo area besides Lotus that give a decent massage with an HE anymore? It wasn't all that long ago that we had many options around here but they all seem to have moved on.

As far as I know, only Lotus gives the HE. Everywhere else is DIY. Not sure how all the other places stay in business.

[Lumberyard]

I have. I went first day they were open a couple months ago. I had actually went to the Maple Hill location two weeks before Gull Rd opened and got the same provider who I say at Maple. It was a straight massage, no teasing and signs of anything else. My thoughts on how they have three locations is, a lot of mongers will do DIY. They know that mongers will keep coming with the YMMV in mind, although there has never been any action at the Mei Li spots (at least not to my knowledge) I went to Gull road fully expecting nothing to happen but a good massage. And I was right.

If anyone has a different experience please report.

Sircody.

This DIY thing is getting ridiculous! Are there any ladies in the Kalamazoo area besides Lotus that give a decent massage with an HE anymore? It wasn't all that long ago that we had many options around here but they all seem to have moved on.

[SirCody]

Anyone visit the new location on Gull rd yet?

Kalamazoo Location 1.

(269) 993 - 4848.

*678 Maple Hill Dr.

Kalamazoo MI 49009.

Kalamazoo Location 2.

(269) 888 - 1378.

5462 Gull Rd Ste 11.

Kalamazoo MI 49048.

Portage Location.

(269) 366 - 6994.

5950 Portage Rd.

Portage MI 49002.

I have. I went first day they were open a couple months ago. I had actually went to the Maple Hill location two weeks before Gull Rd opened and got the same provider who I say at Maple. It was a straight massage, no teasing and signs of anything else. My thoughts on how they have three locations is, a lot of mongers will do DIY. They know that mongers will keep coming with the YMMV in mind, although there has never been any action at the Mei Li spots (at least not to my knowledge) I went to Gull road fully expecting nothing to happen but a good massage. And I was right.

If anyone has a different experience please report.

Sircody.

[INeedaBJ616B]

Anyone visit the new location on Gull rd yet?

Kalamazoo Location 1.

(269) 993 - 4848.

*678 Maple Hill Dr.

Kalamazoo MI 49009.

Kalamazoo Location 2.

(269) 888 - 1378.

5462 Gull Rd Ste 11.

Kalamazoo MI 49048.

Portage Location.

(269) 366 - 6994.

5950 Portage Rd.

Portage MI 49002.

[Ljxb007]

Always gone go on to immassage therapist for athletes over the years. For the most part it's been the same massage therapist for the last 15 years. With that being said never really gone to other locations. How would I let them know discreetly about anything extra and what would the average tip be roughly?

[MassageYes]

Why I am not surprised that you had a bad experience MY? If you're a GR guy, I'd recommend you try Healing Hands in GR, but if you think 7 Day is good, Healing Hands may be too much for you. I was at Hartford again a couple of days ago and saw the other new provider there. Shorter, slightly thicker than the one I previously reviewed, but attractive IMO. Definitely not fat, just not a spinner like the first girl I saw. Said her name was Lisa. She also gave a nice massage and yes, words that I never thought I'd say--a good CBJ. Very similar experience as I've had with the other girl, who said her name was Amy. As always, YMMV. Also, I think these girls sometimes use different names or maybe they were trying to settle on which names to use. But another monger told me he thought it was the same girl, but gave him a different name. From what I can tell, there are only these 2 providers there, but both very good. Not the cheapest, but not the most expensive either.

A baggie BJ. It worked but that was something I don't want again. Plus on my two fingers.

Not sexy at all.

They're yours my friend.

Merry Christmas.