Massage Parlor Reports

**RaulJulia** · 02-05-24 13:43

Anybody tried this one or have any info? A search of the photo and phone number didn't yield any results other than pointing back to the CL ad as far as I can tell. I also tried searching "Relax" on this forum since no name is given and didn't find any related posts. TIA--RJ.

https://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/hws...706805748.html

**ThirdTimes** · 02-01-24 23:23

Emma is on vacation for the next few weeks. New girl took over. Not much to look at, only offers DIY. Save your money.

**RaulJulia** · 02-01-24 18:18

Just adding my two cents here. Recently stopped by Lotus and saw YoYo for the first time. Massage was better than average IMO. Not CMT quality, but good--firm without being painful. I thought I might be a bit sore today, but I feel good. Not much teasing per se, but she wasn't shy about making contact with the boys while I was facedown. On the flip, standard AMP HE finish, but overall a good experience. Not earth-shattering, but nice. She has good technique and was fairly into it. She has a nice ass IMO. --RJ.

**JJLetsPlay** · 01-31-24 18:33

Originally Posted by MaizeBlue [View Original Post]

Thanks for the opportunity. She was a lot of fun.

MB brother,

Happy you Tried Sienna.

She is a Sensual Artist, who's Worth the Drive!

This is truly What the Board is For.

Spreading the Word & always shooting straight.

Be Well & Happy.

JJ / Jimmy.

**ThirdTimes** · 01-30-24 19:04

Originally Posted by ArborWorks [View Original Post]

When the flip happened she asked if I want oil. I said yes. Then I just laid there. She asked if I want massage? I said sure. I didn't say anything to her or even talk the whole time. YMMV.

Older lady with bolt ons?

I went and there is no chime or anything on the door. I stood there for a minute and realized that she didn't hear me come in and she already had a customer. Waited in the car.

Gave her $60 for the HHR, never got my $10 change. Got a 10 minute massage. Flipped and she wanted $60 for "massage" Finally got her top up. I didn't finish in 5 minutes and she got tired. Took over and was out of there in under 20 minutes. I wouldn't go back.

**ArborWorks** · 01-28-24 22:27

Originally Posted by ThirdTimes [View Original Post]

This must be new? I've never gotten more than DIY there. But I also haven't been there in quite a while.

Is Emma working over there?

When the flip happened she asked if I want oil. I said yes. Then I just laid there. She asked if I want massage? I said sure. I didn't say anything to her or even talk the whole time. YMMV.

**ThirdTimes** · 01-28-24 17:20

Originally Posted by ArborWorks [View Original Post]

Stopped in for a change of pace from lotus. Didn't have any expectations. Massage was ok. She walked on my back which was an experience. Didn't have to ask for extras. Same ending as lotus. However what I didn't like was the dirty rooms and proximity to the apartments.

This must be new? I've never gotten more than DIY there. But I also haven't been there in quite a while.

Is Emma working over there?

**RMan7709** · 01-27-24 15:32

Originally Posted by ArborWorks [View Original Post]

Sage st just down the street from the dispensary.

Thank you. Same place, same result for me.

**ArborWorks** · 01-27-24 07:54

Originally Posted by RMan7709 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the post. Wondering what location you're referring to?

Sage st just down the street from the dispensary.

**RMan7709** · 01-26-24 11:07

Originally Posted by ArborWorks [View Original Post]

Stopped in for a change of pace from lotus. Didn't have any expectations. Massage was ok. She walked on my back which was an experience. Didn't have to ask for extras. Same ending as lotus. However what I didn't like was the dirty rooms and proximity to the apartments.

Thanks for the post. Wondering what location you're referring to?

**ArborWorks** · 01-26-24 10:27

Stopped in for a change of pace from lotus. Didn't have any expectations. Massage was ok. She walked on my back which was an experience. Didn't have to ask for extras. Same ending as lotus. However what I didn't like was the dirty rooms and proximity to the apartments.

**JJLetsPlay** · 01-23-24 10:06

Kazoo Guys,

Many Here are going to Kazoo Massage spots.

Getting Good Massages but Not More.

Those Seeking a Happier Ending after massage, should Read B. C. Massage Post re: Sienna there.

Read It- post Tells All- Don't PM Me w / more Questions.

PM Her, Sienna Directly for All her Info.

Sienna's Service Not to Be Mistaken w / a FS AMP Experience.

Great Sensual & Personal Service tho.

Read B. C. , Contact Sienna & Enjoy.

JJ / Jimmy.

**JJLetsPlay** · 01-19-24 12:44

Hello Kazoo Massage enthusiasts.

If you don't watch the B. C. Massage thread, you should IMO.

If you're interested in a "fuller" experience, massage +, she's now in B. C.

It's Diana at Spring spa.

Read last 2-3 pages in that thread if interested in details.

To me, worth the half hour drive for the best!

Get there soon, treat Diana well, she's gold.

Gentlemen only.

She's so far responding very well to board recommended bros.

Ymmv, but has not so far from all reviews there.

Be safe driving.

(JJ) Jimmy.

**RaulJulia** · 01-03-24 19:30

Originally Posted by MichiBob [View Original Post]

Checked this place out. Seems total legitimate. Probably no extras. I did recieve good massage though. Girl was probably 30's. Dressed conservatively. Not your typical AMP attire. She wore a mask the whole time. 50 for half hour. 70 for the hour. Didn't push for extras just based on the vibe I got.

Thanks for TOFTT MichiBob and for reporting back. Oh, well. Disappointed, but not surprised. Maybe they'll expand. I wouldn't necessarily expect St. Joe to have such a place. But it does bug me when they place such ads on STG and then don't even deliver the standard AMP finish we've come to expect. I mean, we all know the Asian hotties in the ads aren't actually going to be at any of the AMPs we go to, but they could at least deliver the goods that they're known for.

Speaking of an AMP that actually does deliver, I stopped by Lotus recently. Trying to start the new year off right. I know they're not the most exciting place in the world and I go in not expecting more than a semi-decent rub with a fairly decent HE finish. But I try to support them on a semi-regular basis if for no other reason that to have at least one reliable place in Kalamazoo that isn't trying to push DIY on us. The parking lot was fuller than anticipated, but I think most were there for the other nearby businesses. I was told to "have a seat" when I went in. That's never happened before. The very first time I went, they told me to come back in 15 minutes, which I did and was rewarded for it. Every other time, I've been able to walk in and be taken to a room (I make appointments at some places, but have always done walk-ins at Lotus). So I sat down and the chairs are right by the entrance / exit. I thought maybe they were just changing the sheets or something, but another monger was leaving and walked right past me, which was unavoidable based on where I'd been instructed to sit. I tried to do what I could to honor the monger code, so I looked down and didn't make eye contact, but that did sort of surprise me. I guess in hindsight I could've told them I'd come back in a few minutes or gone and waited in my vehicle, but as I said, I thought they just needed to tidy up and wasn't expecting a face-to-face with another monger. Anyway, I saw CeCe (or CeeCee? Who I've seen a few times before. She's reasonably attractive, does a nice rub and decent finish IMO. I was hoping maybe YoYo would be available since she's new and I'm curious, but as I said, I didn't have an appointment, so I just went with it. I knew CeCe would get the job done in an enjoyable manner. I didn't mention anything about YoYo to CeCe, but when we were done and I was getting dressed, CeCe told me that I should try the new girl YoYo. She said she's very good (of course, she'd say that, but I was pleased to hear her recommend another provider there. In some MPs, there can be quite a spirit of competition between the ladies). I did hhr for 50 and tipped 70. I try to match door fee and then do a little bit better if service was exceptional or if it's a provider I've seen multiple times and / or plan to see again. So, nothing new and terribly exciting, but a good, standard, Lotus experience.

BTW, not sure how many of you guys read the GR forums (several of us I imagine), but we have guys on the Kzoo boards here complaining some of us share too many details and there's an ongoing debate on the GR boards about reviews that some feel don't have enough details and are "vague" and "generic. " Further evidence that we're all different and benefit from the variety of tastes, preferences, and reviews on these boards. --RJ.

**MichiBob** · 12-31-23 23:41

Originally Posted by RaulJulia [View Original Post]

OK, if anybody tries this place, please post a review. I'm through there from time to time, but don't have anything on the radar for the immediate future. I'll try to TOFTT if no one else does, but not sure when I'll be back in St. Joe. Would be great to have another option when I'm out that way. Hartford is the closest possibility to that area that I'm aware of, but it's not exactly next door to St. Joe. Seems like Benton Harbor would be running over with AMPs, but I haven't found one yet. It would be great to know that St. Joe has a decent option.

Checked this place out. Seems total legitimate. Probably no extras. I did recieve good massage though. Girl was probably 30's. Dressed conservatively. Not your typical AMP attire. She wore a mask the whole time. 50 for half hour. 70 for the hour. Didn't push for extras just based on the vibe I got.