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[ThirdTimes]

Gentlemen, has anyone attempted to take one for the team?

At Amees Massage & Spa!

I see an Asian Chinese lady young is the owner at least that was the picture.

Thanks, MY.

Isn't that the same address as Massage Envy? Looking at the website I think it's purely legit.

[MassageYes]

Gentlemen, has anyone attempted to take one for the team?

At Amees Massage & Spa!

I see an Asian Chinese lady young is the owner at least that was the picture.

Thanks, MY.

[CorpseHummus]

Hello kalamazoo. 10 plus year deviant here who wants to give his long history with kzoo jack shacks.

Lotus- hands down the most consistent option kalamazoo has had in ten years. With no hyperbole I have been there 50 times. I would assume I have seen every piece of talent that place has had. If I missed one it's someone who was there for a week. What to expect an Asian lady in here mid 40's to early 60's who will give you a slightly above average massage.

Light tease and a ok handshake that will range from a jackhammer to a 8 out of 10 Sensual tugger with a few above and below that score for my career. You can get most of them to pull a saggy knocker or a booty cheek put but that's about it and all you would want anyways. Saw one girl there in this time that I would say was hot. She was in her mid to late 20's which is hard to tell in this game LOL. Best ever I had was a lady there who use to give you a hot rock massage for no up charge and would hot the backdoor and the boys with the rocks. Those were the days but I forgot her name and she been gone for a couple years. Tried 100 times to get. More than a handshake and always shot down.

Second best option TLC.

This is only second best. Becaue of our lack of options and its consistency even though it is not great. What to expect at tlc. Been there maybe 10 times over the years. Place smells like kimchi and a fish tank had a baby. Ran by a grumpy old lady. All the gals I have seen are on the wrong side of 50 and look it. The menu is full but it's pricy and the gals are not excited or anything to write home about. Plus raccoons. They feed raccoons. WTF LOL. So worry about rabies with your std LOL.

Option 3. Velvet touch.

Don't go. Porn store with a method head that will blow you. Skip it.

Option 4 self service places. Don't go. Just don't play yourself. These places shouldn't exist. Go on the hub.

If you want to leave kzoo. I suggest south bend. Most options. Lots of variety. Same issues as kalamzoo but there is a sea of establishments and they do cycle talent and the hunt can be as much fun as the deed.

Battle creek in my opinion is this. If you want full service from an old lady.

This is your town. Grand rapids I can't speak much. Of. See lots of hot pics. Might be where I sail the ss scumbag to next.

I didn't list every option ever in the last ten years even though I have been to them. Or even every option currently available. Just ones I think should be mentioned. If this helps good. If you disagree let me know. I just want to be helpful since this bored had helped me a lot over the years. And if you want I'm going to post a 10 year list of south bend soon.

[MassageYes]

Hello Gents,

I've been to Lotus a few times fairly recently and gotten YoYo each of those times. She's pretty good IMO as far as the Lotus experience goes. Also, I stopped by Asia Spa in Hartford for the first time in a while recently. Very similar experience as last time. CBJ available. Generally, not a fan of of BJ with the cover on, but both of the providers there get the job done well for me. Only saw one provider when I entered, but I heard someone come in using a key, so I assume both of the newer, younger providers are still there. Above average in looks for an AMP provider, IMO. Both places do what they do fairly well. Nothing new, but decent and consistent. Wish we had more options in Kalamazoo, but it's better than some places I suppose--RJ.

You can get great massage. And HE.

What else do you want?

If you want more go find an escort.

Enjoy.

[RaulJulia]

Hello Gents,

I've been to Lotus a few times fairly recently and gotten YoYo each of those times. She's pretty good IMO as far as the Lotus experience goes. Also, I stopped by Asia Spa in Hartford for the first time in a while recently. Very similar experience as last time. CBJ available. Generally, not a fan of of BJ with the cover on, but both of the providers there get the job done well for me. Only saw one provider when I entered, but I heard someone come in using a key, so I assume both of the newer, younger providers are still there. Above average in looks for an AMP provider, IMO. Both places do what they do fairly well. Nothing new, but decent and consistent. Wish we had more options in Kalamazoo, but it's better than some places I suppose--RJ.

[Lumberyard]

I'd like to give credit to Sienna for showing a lot of class when I had to cancel on her last minute due to a traffic accident, no complaints, not upset or anything, I truly appreciate her for that. Class is a rare commodity these days and she certainly seems like a classy lady!

[MrMaddy]

LOL, no. There aren't any non AMP spas with extras in Kalamazoo. Better bet would be to look in GR.

Thank you brother! There are a couple of places in GR that I have been to. I hope something will open up in Kalamazoo sometime soon.

[MD 2020]

Hello friends!

Any recommendations on non AMP spas within Kalamazoo?

LOL, no. There aren't any non AMP spas with extras in Kalamazoo. Better bet would be to look in GR.

[MrMaddy]

Hello friends!

Any recommendations on non AMP spas within Kalamazoo?

[Lumberyard]

Sorry Pal,

I Meant No barrage Of PMs To Me Asking for More Intel.

LOL, that was confusing.

Refer Back To Post Mentioned of BcHH's For her Digits.

Best- Text Sienna There.

Or you Can PM Her Here (for starters) at username "Yagirlsi".

Either will Work For an Eventual Reply.

Be Patient.

Have Fun,

JJ / Jimmy.

Oh ok! THAT makes sense, thanks.

[JJLetsPlay]

Sounds perfect! One confusing issue; you started by saying no PM's then say to contact her by pm or her number, I just want to be clear on her preferred method of contact.

Sorry Pal,

I Meant No barrage Of PMs To Me Asking for More Intel.

LOL, that was confusing.

Refer Back To Post Mentioned of BcHH's For her Digits.

Best- Text Sienna There.

Or you Can PM Her Here (for starters) at username "Yagirlsi".

Either will Work For an Eventual Reply.

Be Patient.

Have Fun,

JJ / Jimmy.

[Lumberyard]

Lumberyard, let me say 1st, please no PMs.

Below is all there is to say.

Sienna's facility is yes- like a mini spa.

At some point in the future, could poss be a full fledged non asian spa.

Accessible & easy to find commercial location.

Very discreet tho, no sign so you'd need her direction / permission to find.

Has 1 room in use w / table & nice setup.

Warm, w / music, sensual lighting.

Not fancy, but clean.

Has other rooms avail, maybe more girls in future?.

Sounds perfect! One confusing issue; you started by saying no PM's then say to contact her by pm or her number, I just want to be clear on her preferred method of contact.

[JJLetsPlay]

I've got to say that this sounds VERY promising and she sure sounds like a classy and fun lady too! So what kind of facility does Sienna have? Is it like a mini spa with a massage table?

Lumberyard, let me say 1st, please no PMs.

Below is all there is to say.

Sienna's facility is yes- like a mini spa.

At some point in the future, could poss be a full fledged non asian spa.

Accessible & easy to find commercial location.

Very discreet tho, no sign so you'd need her direction / permission to find.

Has 1 room in use w / table & nice setup.

Warm, w / music, sensual lighting.

Not fancy, but clean.

Has other rooms avail, maybe more girls in future?

Shower needs work rn, but will be avail in future.

That's your description.

Sienna chooses for all intel to be discreet & under her control.

As said in posts, Sienna's sessions are sensual & top notch.

Be nice, mature, patient & discreet.

Your payoff will be adding a new fav, into your rotation.

Her name'll be Sienna!

Reach her by pm here or digits posted (text) by bchh among the recent b c massage thread.

YMMV only dependent on your behavior.

I'm a huge fan.

Like Nike I say "Just do it" !

JJ / Jimmy.

[Lumberyard]

I recently jumped on the Sienna bandwagon myself guys. Definitely no white knighting going on with JJ's praise of Sienna. See my post in the BC page regarding my recent encounter. Get in your car and make the short drive to Battle Creek. Location is right off of 94 and easy to find. My only words of advice are to be respectful and don't F*ck this up for all the good guys who have had the please of her company.

I've got to say that this sounds VERY promising and she sure sounds like a classy and fun lady too! So what kind of facility does Sienna have? Is it like a mini spa with a massage table?