Massage Parlor Reports

[Kazoomick]

Visited today and saw Xiawa (showa?) For the most part was a typical visit there. In contrast to others I've seen there she didn't do much massage and went early with the tease. All in all good time. $70 for the hour and another $50 tip.

[RaulJulia]

Is lotus on 9th st? All I see is lotus bodywork's.

Yes, that's it. In a small strip mall next to a car wash.

[TwoSwizzle]

Saw Sarah at Lotus. Standard massage 60 min massage. You all know the door fee. Time ran over
the 60 min. I didn't have to do anything but lay there and enjoy my time which is why I won't go anywhere else in town. Tipped. 5.

Is lotus on 9th st? All I see is lotus bodywork's.

[ArborWorks]

Saw Sarah at Lotus. Standard massage 60 min massage. You all know the door fee. Time ran over the 60 min. I didn't have to do anything but lay there and enjoy my time which is why I won't go anywhere else in town. Tipped. 5.

[RaulJulia]

I made my first visit to Lotus and saw a provider who identified herself as Nancy, a fairly petite middle-aged Asian woman with a pretty nice rack on her. Not drop dead gorgeous, but not bad. She had a mask on most of the time, so this makes harder to assess looks. I'm not really sure how to describe the experience. It was an unusual massage, to say the least. I've never known such pleasure and pain in one session before. The massage was firm. Very firm. Often painful. But she definitely had a purpose and an intention to what she was doing. This wasn't just some woman making circles on my back and doing it too hard without realizing it. No, she was purposeful in the techniques she was using. So, while it was far from a relaxing massage, I didn't want to ask her to stop because I'm convinced that at least in her mind, I'm going to get some sort of health benefits from what she did to me. I was a walk in and it was evening, so I didn't know what to expect. At first, she asked me to come back in 5 minutes because they were finishing up with other clients (I think there were 2 other providers there, though I only saw 1 besides Nancy). So I drove around the for a few minutes and came back. Then she took me to a room where I got undressed and laid face down on the table. She came in and went back out and left the door open. This was odd to me and I felt somewhat self-conscious with my big ass on display and the door open. I was in the room farthest away from the front door, so there really wasn't any traffic outside of the room I was in, but still hard not to think about the door being open. Then she came back in the room and gently caressed by back and butt cheeks, which was nice. Then she covered me with a large towel. At this point, the door was open and I was covered with a towel, so I wasn't sure if anything other than a massage was going to happen. I'd gathered from other reviews that Lotus was the only AMP in K'zoo where something worthwhile might happen (I refuse to participate in DIY places. You're certainly entitled to hold a different view on that than me, but to me, it's a waste of my time and money and defeats the purpose for going to an AMP). So I was feeling rather let down that for whatever reason, I might not even get a HE at the one place in K'zoo where I thought that was possible. Eventually I heard the door close and my outlook improved. But before we get to that, a bit more about the massage: She got on top of me with her knees putting pressure on various parts of my back. She's a fairly small woman and I'm a big guy, but she managed to generate enough pressure for me to want her to get off my back soon. At one point, when I lying face up, she reached across my belly and put her hands sort of underneath my kidney on the opposite side from where she was standing. Then she pulled back toward herself several times making my belly move around quite a bit. She then went around the table and did the same thing on the other side. I thought to myself that if she was trying to make me feel self-conscious about my big gut, she was succeeding. Yet, after she had done this some on both sides, she came back around the table and gently touched the center of my stomach, as if she were checking the pressure or something and said, "Good. " It was then that I realized that my stomach actually did feel better than it had in a long time. At another point in the massage, she did sort of a pressure point thing with two fingers directly into my chest bone. The pressure was to a degree that I found myself thinking about Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, when the bad guy removed a victim's heart while the guy was still alive. She also performed sort of a raking action on each side of my ribcage while standing on thee opposite sided and leaning across. Again, not pleasant at all—yet, I felt better leaving there than I possibly ever have after a massage.

As far as the flip, this is where all the pleasure happened. She went to work pretty much immediately after I turned over. I thought this would likely mean I would be shorted some time, but I was wrong (and at that particular moment, I didn't care). After the HE, she cleaned me up nicely and went back to her rather unique, intense massage. But as far as the HE, her technique was exquisite. I'm generally grateful for any woman to touch me down there in a sexual way, so someone has to be pretty bad for me to ever complain about it. Truthfully, I don't even usually give a provider pointers. If she's in the ballpark as far as her technique, I'll be OK and eventually will get there. There have only been a couple of times I've ever even asked a provider to change something when I knew she simply wasn't hitting the right spots. I say this simply to say, that yeah some are definitely better than others, but I don't spend a lot of time normally focusing on the finer points of a provider's technique. But WOW, Nancy knew what she was doing. Unrushed, delicate, but not timid, just really, really good. I'm no youngster and sometimes it can take me a while to get there with just a HJ, but no trouble with Nancy. I'm not saying it was on par with full-service or oral, but for a HJ, I don't believe I've ever enjoyed one more. Door fee was $. 7 and I tipped $. 8. Hard to say if I'll repeat. HE was great and like I said, I really do believe that at least in her mind, these rather unusual massage techniques will benefit my health somehow. But I feel like I'll have to work up to being able to endure one of those massages again. If you want a nice, relaxing massage, I'd recommend avoiding Nancy. But if you like a really firm massage, then give her a try and you'll likely be rewarded with a great HE in the process. As always, YMMV.

[JJLetsPlay]

Guys,

This Mature Lady was pointed out to me, by a reliable longtime Hobbyist pal (who's not a member here).

She is mature & he tried her out for massage (her specialty).

He had a great experience w / an oil massage + addtl. Service.

Very nice, well built & relatively easy to set up.

Reasonable time donation & quite cautious.

All plusses in my book.

She said to him that she's "Been around for a while" here on the scene.

Has many of her own regulars.

Post att. Note age if you're into the "Young" stuff.

To me mature is better.

He said she was great & he recommended her.

Seniors known to me- welcome to pm me for more info.

Be well,

JJ / Jimmy.

https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/f...d/396870827302

[Gene2]

Thanks for the info Gene. I found a very special lady in Battle Creek and I'm going to be sticking with her.

Thanks Willy. If she's a provider looking for more clients, remember to leave a good review. Or send a PM. We all need good ladies.

G2.

[WillyJones]

OK. So I just don't leave negative reviews. I just figure it was an off day and I try again. But the whole alluring idea of a massage from a young untrained "massage provider" is the potential nudity and some form of sexual release for the guy (and maybe the girl). I know Kalamazoo has slim pickings. But there are many better options. Even the AMPs that only offer DIY will assist you to reach your goal. And Lotus will do more.

And of course a road trip to Battle Creek is a viable option.

But if you are looking for young pretty English speaking girls with nudity, mutual touch, and satisfaction ending. Then STOP going to Relaxation and head to Grand Rapids. Want to negotiate costs and services? Then go to Serenity or Luxe. Want to match door fee with a tip to get nude mutual touch with HJ? Then try Panacea. Want up front pricing with nude body slide? Then go to BodyworkByUs. Want up front pricing with more open menu? Then try Hunters place with four willing hotties.

Want a terrible massage with no extras, and blue balls? Then keep trying relaxation. They've developed the art form of making you think you might get lucky. You won't. Unless you go elsewhere.

Your choice.

G2.

Thanks for the info Gene. I found a very special lady in Battle Creek and I'm going to be sticking with her.

[RaulJulia]

I know this provider is real and in Kalamazoo, but suspiciously someone has adds up with the same pictures all over the country.

I don't know about "her" being in other places. I noticed the link the OP had with his question was from the STG Traverse City page. I saw this provider in Kalamazoo in the provider's apartment. And the provider was definitely the person in the pictures. The problem is was that the provider, while being the person in the pictures, wasn't the girl in the pictures--at least not originally and not biologically. I will say, whoever did the surgeries did a good job. No Adam's apple and none of the easy stuff to spot. The boobs were clearly "enhanced," but the same is true of a lot of providers on STG. But yes, the info is out there if you're willing to look hard enough. This provider used to be a guy. My main gripe is that the provider isn't honest about this and newbies like me only learn this after the fact. There are pages on STG for various preferences and orientations. Yet providers post on the pages for men looking for women. You can go on the "female escort" listing on STG and there are some TS providers listing there and some who are just guys posting dick pics. While this is annoying and weird to me, at least those providers aren't trying to hide it (either by saying they're TS or by the obvious reality of a dick pic). This provider, Lauren in K'zoo, doesn't mention it anywhere in the current ads, at least when I looked at them (which admittedly has been a while--not since I found the old ad on Sumo Search).

[SlyGuy12]

Yes, listen to the advice already given. I read the conflicting reports on this forum that this provider used to be a dude. I didn't want to believe it (b / c I'd already seen this provider once when I read those reports! But it's true. I Googled the phone number along with "Lauren" and "massage" or some combination of that and came across an old ad on Sumo Search where s / he admitted to being a post-op tranny. I, however, would have appreciated the provider being honest about that up front, in which case I wouldn't have gone (and I definitely won't be back). Just so you know and can make your own decision. I think maybe the phone number is different now b / c I tried to find that old Sumo Search ad to include a link here and couldn't find it, but if you search long enough maybe it's still up. Others can confirm this and if you search past posts they are there.

I know this provider is real and in Kalamazoo, but suspiciously someone has adds up with the same pictures all over the country.

[Gene2]

I made an appointment for Saturday at 10:15 am. Got there at 10:00 and place was closed. Waited till 10:30 no one showed up. Door was still locked. They are supposed to be open at 10:00. Called and no answer, left a message. She replied shortly after noon wanting me to set up another appointment. I may try again if I'm bored.

OK. So I just don't leave negative reviews. I just figure it was an off day and I try again. But the whole alluring idea of a massage from a young untrained "massage provider" is the potential nudity and some form of sexual release for the guy (and maybe the girl). I know Kalamazoo has slim pickings. But there are many better options. Even the AMPs that only offer DIY will assist you to reach your goal. And Lotus will do more.

And of course a road trip to Battle Creek is a viable option.

But if you are looking for young pretty English speaking girls with nudity, mutual touch, and satisfaction ending. Then STOP going to Relaxation and head to Grand Rapids. Want to negotiate costs and services? Then go to Serenity or Luxe. Want to match door fee with a tip to get nude mutual touch with HJ? Then try Panacea. Want up front pricing with nude body slide? Then go to BodyworkByUs. Want up front pricing with more open menu? Then try Hunters place with four willing hotties.

Want a terrible massage with no extras, and blue balls? Then keep trying relaxation. They've developed the art form of making you think you might get lucky. You won't. Unless you go elsewhere.

Your choice.

G2.

[RaulJulia]

I'm super intrigued by her return to the business. Anyone had experience recent or otherwise?

https://traverse-city.skipthegames.c...o/868748850368

Yes, listen to the advice already given. I read the conflicting reports on this forum that this provider used to be a dude. I didn't want to believe it (b / c I'd already seen this provider once when I read those reports! But it's true. I Googled the phone number along with "Lauren" and "massage" or some combination of that and came across an old ad on Sumo Search where s / he admitted to being a post-op tranny. I, however, would have appreciated the provider being honest about that up front, in which case I wouldn't have gone (and I definitely won't be back). Just so you know and can make your own decision. I think maybe the phone number is different now b / c I tried to find that old Sumo Search ad to include a link here and couldn't find it, but if you search long enough maybe it's still up. Others can confirm this and if you search past posts they are there.

[WillyJones]

Good luck. Let us know how things go.

I made an appointment for Saturday at 10:15 am. Got there at 10:00 and place was closed. Waited till 10:30 no one showed up. Door was still locked. They are supposed to be open at 10:00. Called and no answer, left a message. She replied shortly after noon wanting me to set up another appointment. I may try again if I'm bored.

[Gene2]

I'm super intrigued by her return to the business. Anyone had experience recent or otherwise?

https://traverse-city.skipthegames.c...o/868748850368

You will want to educate yourself as to this persons history. Much has been written here. And some in GR massage section (not the Lauren with the glowing reviews). I've not seen this provider but you will want to know all the facts prior to making the plunge. And maybe watch Ace Ventura Pet Detective paying close attention to the character played by Sean Young. Education is a wonderful thing. Keeps one from regrettable situations. Or at least allows informed choices by those perhaps more evolved than I (dinosaur) am.

G2.

[WhrWhr56]

I'm super intrigued by her return to the business. Anyone had experience recent or otherwise?

https://traverse-city.skipthegames.c...o/868748850368