Massage Parlor Reports

[RaulJulia]

I've had a couple of recent experiences I thought I'd report on. Went to Lotus again. I was a walk-in again, but no wait or being told to come back in a few minutes this time. I was able to be seen right away. I did 30 minutes this time and think I'll stick with that. It got the job done and seems about right. I had a different provider this time. Typical Lotus / AMP experience. Not as funny as MD 2020's description on this page, but similar. The massage wasn't as intense as my previous one at Lotus, but it wasn't bad and the finish was nice.

I also recently stopped by Asia Spa in Hartford. I really don't know what to make of this place. I think I was the first one to review this place. I'm in the area semi-frequently and decided to TOFTT. And my first trip didn't disappoint, nor have my other trips. This recent one was my third or fourth time there. I know a few mongers have reported bad experiences there and I think one guy was even turned away, but mine haven't been bad. But they haven't been awesome either. First, I've seen the same provider every time I've been. I even went during the day before noon this time just to try to get someone different and it was the same lady. She's a nice lady and not bad looking--petite, with a pretty decent rack for being a petite Asian lady. But I was hoping for some variety or maybe to get a different provider just to see what the experience would be like. But this lady seems to work night and day. Secondly, since I've seen her before, I wasn't shy about doing some OTC roaming with her fairly early in the massage. She responded with some nice teasing. But on the flip, she did the same thing she's done every time I've seen her. She did a bit more massage on me after the flip, then got near the goods, then sort of stopped and pulled back. I've taken this to mean that she's encouraging DIY, which I've politely refused to do. But she always acts surprised when I refuse, which makes me wonder if I'm misinterpreting what she's doing. Her English is OK, but not great so that adds to the challenge. Each time she's done this, I've just said something like, "No, you do it" or "I want you to do it" and she's obliged. And she does a pretty good job and allows some UTC roaming up top while she's doing it. But there's no sexy talk or anything like that while she does it, which is OK--not required by sometimes a nice touch. But what really confuses me about this place is that according to their ads, they have the "Best Se" which I think is a way of implying the "best sex. " I know ads aren't to be trusted, but I'm curious. Their ads come across as a thinly veiled way of saying FS is available, but in reality it takes a bit of encouragement to get a HE there. Am I missing something? Any thoughts? Anyone ever gotten more than a HE there? Thanks for any info provided.

https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/m...s/199590224886

[RaulJulia]

Same as every AMP.

Walk in like you own the place. Say yes, you want massagey. 30 minutes. You been here before? "Yes, of course". She will take you to the room. Get naked and lay down. Leave the towel by your legs. She will probably tell you you are a handsome man, or you have a great ass. She will put the towel on you and push the towel randomly on your back for 5-10 minutes, making sure to readjust the towel every 5 seconds. After that she will take the towel off your back and do a 10 minute oil massage. You like? "Oh yes". When she gets to your legs raise your ass up and let her get close to the boys. She will tease a bit. Shortly after she will leave the room "HOT TOWAL". She will come back with a hot towel that has been rung out so hard there is barely any water on it. She will wave it up and down and blow on it "HOT hahaha" She will lay it on your back and push a little, making sure to soak up as little of the oil as possible. She will then give a light finger massage. It's not that exciting, but curl your toes and moan a bit. Try to get a hard on if you can. 1 minute into this she will ask you to flip, and you are off to the races!

Go get em, champ. Report back after the mission.

-MD.

I just had to say, MD 2020 your description of the AMP experience had me laughing out loud. It's funny because it's true. Thanks for the laugh.

[MD 2020]

Hey y'all,

Thinking of giving lotus a try. Been too the spa on sprinkle many times. Any advice in term of tips and requesting HE? PM if you like or respond in forum. Thanks in advance!

Same as every AMP.

Walk in like you own the place. Say yes, you want massagey. 30 minutes. You been here before? "Yes, of course". She will take you to the room. Get naked and lay down. Leave the towel by your legs. She will probably tell you you are a handsome man, or you have a great ass. She will put the towel on you and push the towel randomly on your back for 5-10 minutes, making sure to readjust the towel every 5 seconds. After that she will take the towel off your back and do a 10 minute oil massage. You like? "Oh yes". When she gets to your legs raise your ass up and let her get close to the boys. She will tease a bit. Shortly after she will leave the room "HOT TOWAL". She will come back with a hot towel that has been rung out so hard there is barely any water on it. She will wave it up and down and blow on it "HOT hahaha" She will lay it on your back and push a little, making sure to soak up as little of the oil as possible. She will then give a light finger massage. It's not that exciting, but curl your toes and moan a bit. Try to get a hard on if you can. 1 minute into this she will ask you to flip, and you are off to the races!

Go get em, champ. Report back after the mission.

-MD.

[BJSucked]

Hey y'all,

Thinking of giving lotus a try. Been too the spa on sprinkle many times. Any advice in term of tips and requesting HE? PM if you like or respond in forum. Thanks in advance!

[RaulJulia]

I noticed Beautiful Life is now called Mei Li Massage. Anybody know if the offerings and menu has changed or is this just a case of the same people hanging out a different sign?

I think I answered my own question. Google refers to Mei Li as "formerly Beautiful Life" so I thought maybe it was new. I tend to be in GR more than Kzoo, so I'm not as familiar with all the local establishments in Kalamazoo. But based on past reviews, it appears these were (and maybe still are?) two separate, but related places. And I assume Mei Li is also DIY, which isn't what I'm after. Thought maybe I'd stumbled across a new option, but don't think so.

[RaulJulia]

I noticed Beautiful Life is now called Mei Li Massage. Anybody know if the offerings and menu has changed or is this just a case of the same people hanging out a different sign?

[RaulJulia]

Hopefully and luckily I only see one Lauren on stg in K'zoo.

I will avoid when in town.

https://central-michigan.skipthegame...o/306485371144

Yes, that's "her" (that used to be a him). There's another Lauren in Grand Rapids who's 100 percent woman and excellent. Not to be confused with this Kalamazoo Lauren. Kalamazoo Lauren posts in the GR STG listings too sometimes, but they are not the same at all. This one in Kalamazoo is one to avoid. The one that's actually based in GR and, more importantly, actually biologically female I highly recommend.

[MrSmith1969]

I don't know about "her" being in other places. I noticed the link the OP had …….You can go on the "female escort" listing on STG and there are some TS providers listing there and some who are just guys posting dick pics. While this is annoying and weird to me, at least those providers aren't trying to hide it (either by saying they're TS or by the obvious reality of a dick pic). This provider, Lauren in K'zoo, doesn't mention it anywhere in the current ads, at least when I looked at them (which admittedly has been a while--not since I found the old ad on Sumo Search).

Hopefully and luckily I only see one Lauren on stg in K'zoo.

I will avoid when in town.

https://central-michigan.skipthegame...o/306485371144

[RaulJulia]

I know the owner of the place personally he is a somewhat popular figure in the area for other reason but that's not the point. He posts on his Facebook about the place and how he is fighting to keep his place a legit massage place and that he won't allow extras ever. That's why I've never made the trip to go there.

He's fighting to keep his place legit. That's why he's hired only attractive female "reiki masters" instead of both male and female LMTs--because he wants to operate a legitimate massage only establishment. I don't think so. Either this guy intended his place to be less than legit and for some reason changed course or he's intentionally duping mongers to go in there hoping for more, knowing that the options in Kalamazoo are pretty slim. Lotus isn't phenomenal, but's it's better than being left less than satisfied by this place or the DIY options, IMO.

[NotNewToThis22]

Their still in business and still a waste of time and money. I was their Wednesday when Jojo, Luna and Valerie was there. Jojo picks are heavily. Luna is pretty but super skinny, no boobs or ass. Valerie is actually really pretty, but can tell she carries baby weight. Still $100 for the hour and no fun services. I won't ever go back.

I know the owner of the place personally he is a somewhat popular figure in the area for other reason but that's not the point. He posts on his Facebook about the place and how he is fighting to keep his place a legit massage place and that he won't allow extras ever. That's why I've never made the trip to go there.

[KonkeyDong69]

I just went to this place. Had called the Asian MP on Stadium, but they were booked. The lady said she'd text me the address for other location and they could take me. Had a girl named Nita from Thailand (she's been here for about 10 years she said and moved to Kzoo a couple months ago as her BF got a job). Very nice therapeutic massage, but absolutely no hint of anything else. Fully draped, never even touched my bare ass.

Haven't been in a while. How much is a massage now?

[GeeMoneyTx]

A friend told me of an AMP on Sage Street, Kalamazoo.

Just south of W. Main St. About 1.5 blocks.

Corner where Qdoba is.

I did an advanced search this thread- nothing came up.

Has anyone posted on this amp before?

Seems UTR lesser known.

Anyone who has intel, please post or pm me.

Maybe there was past chatter & it just eluded me.

I just went to this place. Had called the Asian MP on Stadium, but they were booked. The lady said she'd text me the address for other location and they could take me. Had a girl named Nita from Thailand (she's been here for about 10 years she said and moved to Kzoo a couple months ago as her BF got a job). Very nice therapeutic massage, but absolutely no hint of anything else. Fully draped, never even touched my bare ass.

[Electronman]

It's not a waste you just have to know who's offering extras all aren't cause it's sone of their first time doing massages but inbox me and I got you.

Most reviews of this place have been negative. Can you provide some more details to back up your claims? What do. You mean by extras? HJ? BJ? FS? Greek? What price point?

[OffDaBloc23]

Their still in business and still a waste of time and money. I was their Wednesday when Jojo, Luna and Valerie was there. Jojo picks are heavily. Luna is pretty but super skinny, no boobs or ass. Valerie is actually really pretty, but can tell she carries baby weight. Still $100 for the hour and no fun services. I won't ever go back.

It's not a waste you just have to know who's offering extras all aren't cause it's sone of their first time doing massages but inbox me and I got you.

[TwoSwizzle]

So they are still in business. Has anyone got anything to report? Still no menu items?

Their still in business and still a waste of time and money. I was their Wednesday when Jojo, Luna and Valerie was there. Jojo picks are heavily. Luna is pretty but super skinny, no boobs or ass. Valerie is actually really pretty, but can tell she carries baby weight. Still $100 for the hour and no fun services. I won't ever go back.