Massage Parlor Reports

[RaulJulia]

Yeah, I don't know what it is. May be you have to get 60 minutes to get action. I got 30 min and I just walk in without calling ahead. But I tried them for second time and same experience. She was a little nicer but that's it. No HJ. I tried to touch her ass and she jumped and took 2 steps back. I thought she was going to walk out of the room so I didn't push it. It's frustrating.

I have always gotten 60 minutes there. I've done 30 at other AMPs and left satisfied, but I've never done less than 60 at Hartford. This wasn't necessarily a strategy on my part, just how it worked out. And I've always called ahead. It's kind of funny b / c I don't think she ever writes down the appointment when I call and I've never given a name or been asked for one, but she seems to appreciate that I called and checked if she could see me at a certain time. The place is right next door to the police station, so I think they keep the door locked all the time. So for that reason, I think they like you to call ahead. I can't advise you to make another trip given your previous experiences, but if you decide to, I'd definitely suggest calling ahead and maybe giving her 60 minutes to figure it out.

[WildPlayer]

Wild, sorry about the bad experience! I have been there several times in the last few months. I don't always review as my experience doesn't really change. I always call ahead and set a time for my appointment. It's too far to go to have them busy. In the last 4 trips there I have seen 2 different providers (the same one 3 times and once with the other) Only once have I not had some level of UTC roaming. However, I have never left not fully satisfied.

Yeah, I don't know what it is. May be you have to get 60 minutes to get action. I got 30 min and I just walk in without calling ahead. But I tried them for second time and same experience. She was a little nicer but that's it. No HJ. I tried to touch her ass and she jumped and took 2 steps back. I thought she was going to walk out of the room so I didn't push it. It's frustrating.

[Brilithos]

I travelled to Hartford specifically to try this place out from Kalamazoo last month. Wasted gas and my time. She opened the door and it seemed like she didn't want to give me service. She was trying to send me away. She says no touching only massage. Of course I never spell out what I am there for. But we always hope that towards the end they get the hint that we are down for more. Nope. She wouldn't even go in that direction. No HE. She seemed angry and mean the whole time. My question to you is, does she allow you roaming up top? On the clothes or under the clothes? TIA.

Wild, sorry about the bad experience! I have been there several times in the last few months. I don't always review as my experience doesn't really change. I always call ahead and set a time for my appointment. It's too far to go to have them busy. In the last 4 trips there I have seen 2 different providers (the same one 3 times and once with the other) Only once have I not had some level of UTC roaming. However, I have never left not fully satisfied.

[RaulJulia]

I travelled to Hartford specifically to try this place out from Kalamazoo last month. Wasted gas and my time. She opened the door and it seemed like she didn't want to give me service. She was trying to send me away. She says no touching only massage. Of course I never spell out what I am there for. But we always hope that towards the end they get the hint that we are down for more. Nope. She wouldn't even go in that direction. No HE. She seemed angry and mean the whole time. My question to you is, does she allow you roaming up top? On the clothes or under the clothes? TIA.

Hey WP, sorry to hear of your negative experience and wasted trip. That really sucks. If I recall, not long after my first time there, someone posted a similar report as yours. I'm not sure what the difference is or why that happens. It's possible you got someone different I guess and I have heard of one report that a guy had a different provider than I've seen, but the lady I've seen seems to be there night and day and it's been the same one each time I've gone. My first time there, she was nice and friendly and the massage was pretty good. There wasn't really a question as to what I wanted and she didn't seemed surprised or upset that's what I was after, but she did take a bit of convincing because it seemed that she was encouraging me to DIY, but I just told her "no, you do it" and said, "I want you to do it" when she seemed confused. But that's all it took. However, once she started, it was on. I began to rub her ass some OTC and to this day I still haven't made it inside those incredibly tight yoga pants nearly all AMP providers seem to wear. But once I started rubbing her some, she used her free hand to pull up her shirt and her bra and literally put my hand on her boobs (which are actually bigger than they look from outside of the shirt). So a I'd say up top full roaming is allowed, but down below, OTC roaming is allowed. I waited about 3-4 months before going back and the second trip was similar--nice treatment, nice massage, had to convince her slightly to do the HE. Since then, I've tried not to wait as long between visits and she seems to remember me. The menu hasn't expanded any, but there's no debate at the HE any more and she's more enthusiastic about it. There are definitely hotter providers out there who get fully comfortable and I go for those when I can. But if I know I'm going to be near Hartford and have the time and the money, I try to stop and have enjoyed my visits there.

If you try it again, I hope it goes better. --RJ.

[RaulJulia]

Hey Guys,

Thanks for the clarification on TLC offering FS. I know reports aren't good and I don't plan to sample it. But I'm always trying to learn and know about different options. I haven't made it to BC or Jackson yet, but plan to soon. But my travels take me through Kalamazoo fairly often. I've had some nice stops at Lotus, but as we know, the menu is limited. I make it to GR about once a month and have had some great times there, but as far as MPs or AMPs, while there are plenty of good options for the standard finish, there really aren't that many that offer FS--just a few and sometimes scheduling can be a challenge. There are escorts of course, but it's less hassle to be able to walk in an MP and get what you need than texting back and forth to try to set something up and then walking into a sometimes questionable incall location. So, like I said, just trying to learn. I guess I need to make that drive to BC soon. Thanks again.

[WildPlayer]

It's probably a combination of convenience and curiosity that keep me going back. There's better out there for sure. IMO, Lotus in K'zoo is better and it's far from the best around. But my work takes me through or near Hartford more than some other places, so when I have the urge and I'm close by, I stop. I've been a couple more times since that last post. Same experience basically. She's warming up some and she didn't try to get me to do it the most recent time. There was no debate. She knew I wanted her to do it. But so far, nothing more than the standard AMP experience offered. Decent for what it is, but nothing more.

I travelled to Hartford specifically to try this place out from Kalamazoo last month. Wasted gas and my time. She opened the door and it seemed like she didn't want to give me service. She was trying to send me away. She says no touching only massage. Of course I never spell out what I am there for. But we always hope that towards the end they get the hint that we are down for more. Nope. She wouldn't even go in that direction. No HE. She seemed angry and mean the whole time. My question to you is, does she allow you roaming up top? On the clothes or under the clothes? TIA.

[JJLetsPlay]

I believe TLC has always been a FS place. But also has been known for poor service among other things. It just doesn't measure up to the other options in BC and Jackson. It might not be in the kzoo city limits. Which might be why it has survived this long. Not sure about that though. I live west of kzoo but I would drive to Jackson before going to TLC. Spring and Happy also much better options. Sun Spa in Michigan City is alot like TLC. Years ago it was a good option. Not now. We are pretty fortunate to have the BC and Jackson spas in this state.

Bob & others,

I agree that given the situation, TLC perhaps has survived because of being outside city limits.

However, back in their good days they were busted & closed down.

That was during period of time that they were worth patronizing.

LEO got them In a "sting", busted them, was publicized & shut down for appx 6 months (as memory serves).

Just some background.

Don't know now how they even stay open.

The "TLC" was lost from there years ago IMO.

Just sayin,

JJ / Jimmy.

[MichiBob]

I agree the wildlife present at this establishment is hard to overlook, but I'm left with some questions. I generally indulge in the hobby in Grand Rapids and sometimes Hartford, so I'm not as familiar with the Kalamazoo offerings, but I thought TLC had been reported as being just another DIY place. Was I wrong? Based on this report it sounds like I was wrong, but was I wrong to think that it had been reported on this forum that DIY was all that was offered there? I had deduced (I thought) from reading previous posts and reports that all the AMPs in Kalamazoo now were DIY except for Lotus, and there only a standard HE was all that could be hoped for. If more is available at other places, please enlighten me. I know that we all live by the YMMV understanding and what one monger gets another may not, but in general, are there AMPs or MPs in Kalamazoo that can generally be counted on to offer FS or at least BJ? Thanks for the help.

I believe TLC has always been a FS place. But also has been known for poor service among other things. It just doesn't measure up to the other options in BC and Jackson. It might not be in the kzoo city limits. Which might be why it has survived this long. Not sure about that though. I live west of kzoo but I would drive to Jackson before going to TLC. Spring and Happy also much better options. Sun Spa in Michigan City is alot like TLC. Years ago it was a good option. Not now. We are pretty fortunate to have the BC and Jackson spas in this state.

[JJLetsPlay]

I agree the wildlife present at this establishment is hard to overlook, but I'm left with some questions. I generally indulge in the hobby in Grand Rapids and sometimes Hartford, so I'm not as familiar with the Kalamazoo offerings, but I thought TLC had been reported as being just another DIY place. Was I wrong? Based on this report it sounds like I was wrong, but was I wrong to think that it had been reported on this forum that DIY was all that was offered there? I had deduced (I thought) from reading previous posts and reports that all the AMPs in Kalamazoo now were DIY except for Lotus, and there only a standard HE was all that could be hoped for. If more is available at other places, please enlighten me. I know that we all live by the YMMV understanding and what one monger gets another may not, but in general, are there AMPs or MPs in Kalamazoo that can generally be counted on to offer FS or at least BJ? Thanks for the help.

RJ, TLC has always Offered Full Menu of Extras.

What, How, Who & Donation totally Depends On Provider.

In general tho- be aware that-.

Facility Sucks (besides wildlife), Mama is Loud Insulting & Nasty.

Providers Don't Stay Long & are Usually quite a bit Older.

Never Warm & Welcoming.

The Pricing for Service donations is a "free for all"/ All Over the board- right Up To GPS Prices.

Could very well Leave frustrated or Ripped Off.

Way Back I was a Weekly Regular.

Stopped many moons ago when All the Above crap Started.

Just IMO & Experience- YMMV always.

JJ / Jimmy.

[RaulJulia]

I hadn't been to TLC in a while so I stopped in (despite the warnings) last week. If you are uncomfortable around animals the place will make you very unhappy. I am not certain they are pets, might be dinner for later on. The paper on table was sanitary but uncomfortable. The late 30-early 40's masseuse was much prettier than the Grandma that opens the door. Really good covered BJ, FS, finished with another BJ. Overall not great, but does get the job done. Your level of esthetic tolerance will determine how fun your date is, but things work as promised at TLC.

I agree the wildlife present at this establishment is hard to overlook, but I'm left with some questions. I generally indulge in the hobby in Grand Rapids and sometimes Hartford, so I'm not as familiar with the Kalamazoo offerings, but I thought TLC had been reported as being just another DIY place. Was I wrong? Based on this report it sounds like I was wrong, but was I wrong to think that it had been reported on this forum that DIY was all that was offered there? I had deduced (I thought) from reading previous posts and reports that all the AMPs in Kalamazoo now were DIY except for Lotus, and there only a standard HE was all that could be hoped for. If more is available at other places, please enlighten me. I know that we all live by the YMMV understanding and what one monger gets another may not, but in general, are there AMPs or MPs in Kalamazoo that can generally be counted on to offer FS or at least BJ? Thanks for the help.

[Rudiger]

I hadn't been to TLC in a while so I stopped in (despite the warnings) last week. If you are uncomfortable around animals the place will make you very unhappy. I am not certain they are pets, might be dinner for later on. The paper on table was sanitary but uncomfortable. The late 30-early 40's masseuse was much prettier than the Grandma that opens the door. Really good covered BJ, FS, finished with another BJ. Overall not great, but does get the job done. Your level of esthetic tolerance will determine how fun your date is, but things work as promised at TLC.

The animals roaming around is an interesting change of pace, maybe something appreciated by outdoors types. But if the donation is the same as other places with much better service, well, unless you really want to go somewhere with small furry creatures scurrying about while having a (questionable) good time, probably better to just visit another town with better reviewed locations that don't include a wildlife exhibit.

[LeeGardens1974]

I hadn't been to TLC in a while so I stopped in (despite the warnings) last week. If you are uncomfortable around animals the place will make you very unhappy. I am not certain they are pets, might be dinner for later on. The paper on table was sanitary but uncomfortable. The late 30-early 40's masseuse was much prettier than the Grandma that opens the door. Really good covered BJ, FS, finished with another BJ. Overall not great, but does get the job done. Your level of esthetic tolerance will determine how fun your date is, but things work as promised at TLC.

[HappyDa]

Thanks for the help

All the information you seek is on the first page here and the first couple pages of the Battle Creek AMP section. Happy and Spring in BC are recommended, TLC in Kzoo is not. Read the reports for more info.

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[KzooNympho]

Working in Kalamazoo for a week or two. Looking for a good a good AMP in Kalamazoo or Battle Creek. Can post here or PM me. Thank you for the help.

All the information you seek is on the first page here and the first couple pages of the Battle Creek AMP section. Happy and Spring in BC are recommended, TLC in Kzoo is not. Read the reports for more info.

[HappyDa]

Working in Kalamazoo for a week or two. Looking for a good a good AMP in Kalamazoo or Battle Creek. Can post here or PM me. Thank you for the help.