Massage Parlor Reports

**Bones777** · 05-09-23 13:00

Originally Posted by Electronman [View Original Post]

I know that TLC gets generally poor reviews, with concerns about the mamasan and raccoons (in the parking lot.

Anyone have an update on the talent? I stopped by about 6 months ago and the talent not great, but it was good enough to enjoy a massage and more.

No changes as of a couple weeks ago.

**ArborWorks** · 05-07-23 07:25

Originally Posted by Merlot69 [View Original Post]

Any information on the velvet touch on w main in Kalamazoo very friendly blond probably an A cup $ and $ tip thinking it was a fun ride but didn't want to wast 2 $ an be disappointed an older lady runs the cash register thinking it might be fun also post whatever information you can ill Toftt if nessary.

This is one place in Kalamazoo that has withstood the rest of time. Nothing has changed including the "velvet touch". I'd save your money and go to lotus for the similar results. My ears are open for a better description of the girl and your experience.

**SlyGuy12** · 05-06-23 20:16

Originally Posted by Merlot69 [View Original Post]

Any information on the velvet touch on w main in Kalamazoo very friendly blond probably an A cup $ and $ tip thinking it was a fun ride but didn't want to wast 2 $ an be disappointed an older lady runs the cash register thinking it might be fun also post whatever information you can ill Toftt if nessary.

I used to go to the one in Parma and Lansing. Never more than a massage and a standard HE. Massage was never good, and I'm not paying 200 for a HJ.

**StripperTipper** · 05-06-23 20:14

Originally Posted by Merlot69 [View Original Post]

Any information on the velvet touch on w main in Kalamazoo very friendly blond probably an A cup $ and $ tip thinking it was a fun ride but didn't want to wast 2 $ an be disappointed an older lady runs the cash register thinking it might be fun also post whatever information you can ill Toftt if nessary.

Honestly have not been there in over 25 years. My experience then was so bad I chose never to return for the massage. Tease was OK, massage was horrible. Upsell for every little thing and nothing more than HJ available. If you do, please report back. Would love to know if anything has changed.

ST.

**Merlot69** · 05-06-23 18:15

Any information on the velvet touch on w main in Kalamazoo very friendly blond probably an A cup $ and $ tip thinking it was a fun ride but didn't want to wast 2 $ an be disappointed an older lady runs the cash register thinking it might be fun also post whatever information you can ill Toftt if nessary.

**Electronman** · 05-03-23 01:52

Originally Posted by SlyGuy12 [View Original Post]

The last time I went (over a year ago) a Racoon walked into the room while I was waiting for the girl, I swear they were keeping him as a pet. The mama came in and hollered at it in Korean and it beat feat. The last thing I need is to be bitten on the Dick by a raccoon.

So the raccoon understands Korean better than the Korean ladies understand English?

I'm still chuckling with the image of this encounter.

**SlyGuy12** · 05-02-23 18:57

Originally Posted by Electronman [View Original Post]

I know that TLC gets generally poor reviews, with concerns about the mamasan and raccoons (in the parking lot.

Anyone have an update on the talent? I stopped by about 6 months ago and the talent not great, but it was good enough to enjoy a massage and more.

The last time I went (over a year ago) a Racoon walked into the room while I was waiting for the girl, I swear they were keeping him as a pet. The mama came in and hollered at it in Korean and it beat feat. The last thing I need is to be bitten on the Dick by a raccoon.

**Electronman** · 05-02-23 14:48

I know that TLC gets generally poor reviews, with concerns about the mamasan and raccoons (in the parking lot.

Anyone have an update on the talent? I stopped by about 6 months ago and the talent not great, but it was good enough to enjoy a massage and more.

**RaulJulia** · 04-26-23 17:21

I was at the AMP in Hartford a few days ago. It was open. No problems. Still the basic menu, but still decent massage with a better than average ending. They should change the name to Yellowstone Spa. Because they have Old Faithful there. Not the flashiest and not necessarily the best, but steady and reliable. (I was going to say she's like a Glock, but I didn't want to start a Glock lovers vs. Glock haters debate). Know what to expect going in, don't set those expectations too high, and a fun time can be had.

**Merlot69** · 04-18-23 11:39

Originally Posted by RaulJulia [View Original Post]

I was there about a week and half ago and they were running as usual. I say "they" but it's just the one lady who works there. She's not the owner, but is the sole employee at this point. She has told me the last few times I've been that business is really slow. There was a period once before a few months back when they shut down for a few days I think. Maybe they do that when things are really slow. As far as I know, they haven't shut down.

Pm me the menu I walked out on the old lady now I wish I hadn't think she lives there.

**RaulJulia** · 04-18-23 01:42

Originally Posted by Merlot69 [View Original Post]

Any word if the AMP in hartford is still in bussinss there not answering there phone but never did very good.

I was there about a week and half ago and they were running as usual. I say "they" but it's just the one lady who works there. She's not the owner, but is the sole employee at this point. She has told me the last few times I've been that business is really slow. There was a period once before a few months back when they shut down for a few days I think. Maybe they do that when things are really slow. As far as I know, they haven't shut down.

**Merlot69** · 04-17-23 11:00

Any word if the AMP in hartford is still in bussinss there not answering there phone but never did very good.

**Sag7448** · 04-08-23 18:21

Originally Posted by HungryMa [View Original Post]

Is there anybody special to ask for at lotus or all provide same service?

No, every employee knows what's expected.

**HungryMa** · 04-08-23 14:39

Originally Posted by Sag7448 [View Original Post]

Lotus. Decent massage with a HE.

Is there anybody special to ask for at lotus or all provide same service?

**KonkeyDong69** · 04-07-23 19:05

Originally Posted by Lumberyard [View Original Post]

I'm curious, are there ANY ladies in the Kalamazoo area that do a legitimate massage and then a 'happy ending' like in the old days? If someone knows but doesn't want to respond on here feel free to send me a private message, maybe I'm looking for something that doesn't exist any more but I figure it's worth a try.

I've had some luck at one of the other places that provides a good massage. It takes a big commitment with trust building.