Massage Parlor Reports

**Krapton** · 07-03-23 18:20

Still new to the hobby, slowly making my way around, but I had quite the dream today about Asian Massage on Stadium.

Had a productive day, body still aching and stiff. Figured I'd try a new parlor because I could use a massage and it'd okay with me if that's all that comes of it, so made an appointment for an hour.

I got there and was greeted at the door by an attractive young slim girl who's name is Lena or Nina, had on short jean shorts and a cute crop top. Really pretty face, body looked athletic and her legs had me hypnotized. I'd say she is in her 20's or 30's, really hard to tell. But I really welcome it because I appear at least a decade younger then I am, and she really got my pulse going.

I get to the room undress, she comes in a moment later asks about pressure and proceeds to give me the most amazing massage. Her hands and pressure were so firm perfect, her attention to detail, reworking spots to get knots out and there was no down time. She was working. I almost joked that they must have switched her out once I went face down with someone that has +100 lbs to her, but I didn't want to come across wrong. I was amazed a girl that small was so strong. I was happy at this point, I don't push or try for things, I was happy right there and then pre-flip.

On the flip she gestures about my guy, does a little herself then moves my hand to do it myself. Continued to massage me and do light touch, I really liked her legs so I asked if it was alright as I wander my hand to her legs. I didn't last much longer after that. Beautiful girl, cleaned me up and massaged me for the remaining 5 mins before the hour was up. Left the place and realized locked car keys in the car, bit of back and forth and the dream was over.

Really liked Lena, I think I'll be dreaming of her when I want to relax. The massage has my whole body feeling so loose and light. 9/10 best I've dreamt in Michigan yet.

7 for the HR and gave. 6.

**Electronman** · 06-21-23 07:03

Originally Posted by TonyNauty [View Original Post]

New Younger slim girl very attractive, amazing hahah.

The new girl, "Melai" or something like that, is definitely an upgrade from the prior talent at 6th and Stadium.

**TravPro** · 06-19-23 16:09

Originally Posted by TonyNauty [View Original Post]

New Younger slim girl very attractive, amazing hahah.

Still standard massage?

**TonyNauty** · 06-19-23 11:53

New Younger slim girl very attractive, amazing hahah.

**Electronman** · 05-18-23 07:44

Stopped by Beautiful Life on Portage and drew Anna, a slender, attractive Asian woman. She has very limited English skills so most of the communication was via Google Translate. Massage was good, not great. Services limited to DIY.

Wish we have some better massage options in the Kalamazoo area. Fortunately, Battle Creek is an easy drive.

**DoIt161** · 05-15-23 23:16

Originally Posted by Merlot69 [View Original Post]

Any information on the velvet touch on w main in Kalamazoo very friendly blond probably an A cup $ and $ tip thinking it was a fun ride but didn't want to wast 2 $ an be disappointed an older lady runs the cash register thinking it might be fun also post whatever information you can ill Toftt if nessary.

As others have said, there are so many other options for less money. I'm surprised this place is still open. The first time I went there was in 1992 and it was in pretty bad shape then.

**Bones777** · 05-09-23 13:00

Originally Posted by Electronman [View Original Post]

I know that TLC gets generally poor reviews, with concerns about the mamasan and raccoons (in the parking lot.

Anyone have an update on the talent? I stopped by about 6 months ago and the talent not great, but it was good enough to enjoy a massage and more.

No changes as of a couple weeks ago.

**ArborWorks** · 05-07-23 07:25

Originally Posted by Merlot69 [View Original Post]

Any information on the velvet touch on w main in Kalamazoo very friendly blond probably an A cup $ and $ tip thinking it was a fun ride but didn't want to wast 2 $ an be disappointed an older lady runs the cash register thinking it might be fun also post whatever information you can ill Toftt if nessary.

This is one place in Kalamazoo that has withstood the rest of time. Nothing has changed including the "velvet touch". I'd save your money and go to lotus for the similar results. My ears are open for a better description of the girl and your experience.

**SlyGuy12** · 05-06-23 20:16

Originally Posted by Merlot69 [View Original Post]

Any information on the velvet touch on w main in Kalamazoo very friendly blond probably an A cup $ and $ tip thinking it was a fun ride but didn't want to wast 2 $ an be disappointed an older lady runs the cash register thinking it might be fun also post whatever information you can ill Toftt if nessary.

I used to go to the one in Parma and Lansing. Never more than a massage and a standard HE. Massage was never good, and I'm not paying 200 for a HJ.

**StripperTipper** · 05-06-23 20:14

Originally Posted by Merlot69 [View Original Post]

Any information on the velvet touch on w main in Kalamazoo very friendly blond probably an A cup $ and $ tip thinking it was a fun ride but didn't want to wast 2 $ an be disappointed an older lady runs the cash register thinking it might be fun also post whatever information you can ill Toftt if nessary.

Honestly have not been there in over 25 years. My experience then was so bad I chose never to return for the massage. Tease was OK, massage was horrible. Upsell for every little thing and nothing more than HJ available. If you do, please report back. Would love to know if anything has changed.

ST.

**Merlot69** · 05-06-23 18:15

Any information on the velvet touch on w main in Kalamazoo very friendly blond probably an A cup $ and $ tip thinking it was a fun ride but didn't want to wast 2 $ an be disappointed an older lady runs the cash register thinking it might be fun also post whatever information you can ill Toftt if nessary.

**Electronman** · 05-03-23 01:52

Originally Posted by SlyGuy12 [View Original Post]

The last time I went (over a year ago) a Racoon walked into the room while I was waiting for the girl, I swear they were keeping him as a pet. The mama came in and hollered at it in Korean and it beat feat. The last thing I need is to be bitten on the Dick by a raccoon.

So the raccoon understands Korean better than the Korean ladies understand English?

I'm still chuckling with the image of this encounter.

**SlyGuy12** · 05-02-23 18:57

Originally Posted by Electronman [View Original Post]

I know that TLC gets generally poor reviews, with concerns about the mamasan and raccoons (in the parking lot.

Anyone have an update on the talent? I stopped by about 6 months ago and the talent not great, but it was good enough to enjoy a massage and more.

The last time I went (over a year ago) a Racoon walked into the room while I was waiting for the girl, I swear they were keeping him as a pet. The mama came in and hollered at it in Korean and it beat feat. The last thing I need is to be bitten on the Dick by a raccoon.

**Electronman** · 05-02-23 14:48

I know that TLC gets generally poor reviews, with concerns about the mamasan and raccoons (in the parking lot.

Anyone have an update on the talent? I stopped by about 6 months ago and the talent not great, but it was good enough to enjoy a massage and more.

**RaulJulia** · 04-26-23 17:21

I was at the AMP in Hartford a few days ago. It was open. No problems. Still the basic menu, but still decent massage with a better than average ending. They should change the name to Yellowstone Spa. Because they have Old Faithful there. Not the flashiest and not necessarily the best, but steady and reliable. (I was going to say she's like a Glock, but I didn't want to start a Glock lovers vs. Glock haters debate). Know what to expect going in, don't set those expectations too high, and a fun time can be had.