Massage Parlor Reports

**Lumberyard** · 07-13-23 15:58

Originally Posted by NecroChaos1 [View Original Post]

So is anything happening there? You are light on the details compared to other reports.

Waste of time and money.

**Member #6391** · 07-13-23 15:12

Originally Posted by KonkeyDong69 [View Original Post]

Sunshine Massage has been a pleasant surprise for me. It's close enough to my house that it's convenient to drop in for a quick massage and not be gone from the house for too long. Over the last couple months, I've seen at least 6 different girls and yesterday was no different (2 new girls from just 2 weeks ago). I got a massage from a sexy young girl with a large rack. Just what I like. One of my favorite things about the massage was the short skirt. I've been a loyal regular since they opened, and I can definitely say the massages get better.

So is anything happening there? You are light on the details compared to other reports.

**Lumberyard** · 07-13-23 01:03

Originally Posted by KonkeyDong69 [View Original Post]

Sunshine Massage has been a pleasant surprise for me. It's close enough to my house that it's convenient to drop in for a quick massage and not be gone from the house for too long. Over the last couple months, I've seen at least 6 different girls and yesterday was no different (2 new girls from just 2 weeks ago). I got a massage from a sexy young girl with a large rack. Just what I like. One of my favorite things about the massage was the short skirt. I've been a loyal regular since they opened, and I can definitely say the massages get better.

I've been several times and they always give you the 'next time I do more" spiel and it's Always 'next time' I won't waste one more cent in the place.

**KonkeyDong69** · 07-12-23 14:39

Sunshine Massage has been a pleasant surprise for me. It's close enough to my house that it's convenient to drop in for a quick massage and not be gone from the house for too long. Over the last couple months, I've seen at least 6 different girls and yesterday was no different (2 new girls from just 2 weeks ago). I got a massage from a sexy young girl with a large rack. Just what I like. One of my favorite things about the massage was the short skirt. I've been a loyal regular since they opened, and I can definitely say the massages get better.

**RaulJulia** · 07-07-23 02:01

A few days ago I was driving near TLC and thought, "what the hell! I know, I know. I've read all the reviews and some of you PM'd me directly when I inquired about it before. And honestly, I didn't make a special trip just for that. I've come to accept the fact that a HE at Lotus is the best I'm probably going to do as far as massage in Kalamazoo and as far as HE massages go, they do a decent job at Lotus (I refuse to participate in the DIY scheme at other area AMPs. If I'm going to do it myself, I can stay home and save money. Just my two cents). But as I said, I was near TLC with a bit of time to kill, so I thought I'd give it a shot. You know how when you're a kid, or worse, maybe in college and you still have to try something for yourself even though numerous others have told you not to? Well, that's how I felt leaving there. I have to say, I like the parking. They have nice, discreet parking. But that was pretty much the highlight of the trip. Thankfully I didn't see any racoons. I did spot a water and food bowl in the hallway, which in any other setting I would've assumed were for a cat. But my guess is, they were for the racoon (s? Thankfully, no wildlife appeared on the premises while I was there. Mamasan was old and not much to look at, but hey, it's Mamasan, so no worries. She's not the one giving the massage, right? Well, then the provider came in and she was only maybe a couple of years younger than Mamasan and only slightly more attractive. Due to this, I decided against FS and just asked for BJ. And, it was CBJ, much to my disappointment. Regrettably, this seems to be more and more common. I insist on CFS whenever I indulge in FS, but I've never been able to enjoy CBJ much. I'm not necessarily saying everyone should feel the same about it as I do. But it's hard for me to pop from BJ when it's covered. To her credit, the old gal hung in there till the job was done. We even went over the time a bit and Mamasan was chirping at her through the door. But she would not be denied, which I appreciated. Still, this will be my one and only trip to TLC. Thanks for trying to warn me guys. But sometimes I have to make my own mistakes I guess. --RJ.

**Krapton** · 07-03-23 18:20

Still new to the hobby, slowly making my way around, but I had quite the dream today about Asian Massage on Stadium.

Had a productive day, body still aching and stiff. Figured I'd try a new parlor because I could use a massage and it'd okay with me if that's all that comes of it, so made an appointment for an hour.

I got there and was greeted at the door by an attractive young slim girl who's name is Lena or Nina, had on short jean shorts and a cute crop top. Really pretty face, body looked athletic and her legs had me hypnotized. I'd say she is in her 20's or 30's, really hard to tell. But I really welcome it because I appear at least a decade younger then I am, and she really got my pulse going.

I get to the room undress, she comes in a moment later asks about pressure and proceeds to give me the most amazing massage. Her hands and pressure were so firm perfect, her attention to detail, reworking spots to get knots out and there was no down time. She was working. I almost joked that they must have switched her out once I went face down with someone that has +100 lbs to her, but I didn't want to come across wrong. I was amazed a girl that small was so strong. I was happy at this point, I don't push or try for things, I was happy right there and then pre-flip.

On the flip she gestures about my guy, does a little herself then moves my hand to do it myself. Continued to massage me and do light touch, I really liked her legs so I asked if it was alright as I wander my hand to her legs. I didn't last much longer after that. Beautiful girl, cleaned me up and massaged me for the remaining 5 mins before the hour was up. Left the place and realized locked car keys in the car, bit of back and forth and the dream was over.

Really liked Lena, I think I'll be dreaming of her when I want to relax. The massage has my whole body feeling so loose and light. 9/10 best I've dreamt in Michigan yet.

7 for the HR and gave. 6.

**Electronman** · 06-21-23 07:03

Originally Posted by TonyNauty [View Original Post]

New Younger slim girl very attractive, amazing hahah.

The new girl, "Melai" or something like that, is definitely an upgrade from the prior talent at 6th and Stadium.

**TravPro** · 06-19-23 16:09

Originally Posted by TonyNauty [View Original Post]

New Younger slim girl very attractive, amazing hahah.

Still standard massage?

**TonyNauty** · 06-19-23 11:53

New Younger slim girl very attractive, amazing hahah.

**Electronman** · 05-18-23 07:44

Stopped by Beautiful Life on Portage and drew Anna, a slender, attractive Asian woman. She has very limited English skills so most of the communication was via Google Translate. Massage was good, not great. Services limited to DIY.

Wish we have some better massage options in the Kalamazoo area. Fortunately, Battle Creek is an easy drive.

**DoIt161** · 05-15-23 23:16

Originally Posted by Merlot69 [View Original Post]

Any information on the velvet touch on w main in Kalamazoo very friendly blond probably an A cup $ and $ tip thinking it was a fun ride but didn't want to wast 2 $ an be disappointed an older lady runs the cash register thinking it might be fun also post whatever information you can ill Toftt if nessary.

As others have said, there are so many other options for less money. I'm surprised this place is still open. The first time I went there was in 1992 and it was in pretty bad shape then.

**Bones777** · 05-09-23 13:00

Originally Posted by Electronman [View Original Post]

I know that TLC gets generally poor reviews, with concerns about the mamasan and raccoons (in the parking lot.

Anyone have an update on the talent? I stopped by about 6 months ago and the talent not great, but it was good enough to enjoy a massage and more.

No changes as of a couple weeks ago.

**ArborWorks** · 05-07-23 07:25

Originally Posted by Merlot69 [View Original Post]

Any information on the velvet touch on w main in Kalamazoo very friendly blond probably an A cup $ and $ tip thinking it was a fun ride but didn't want to wast 2 $ an be disappointed an older lady runs the cash register thinking it might be fun also post whatever information you can ill Toftt if nessary.

This is one place in Kalamazoo that has withstood the rest of time. Nothing has changed including the "velvet touch". I'd save your money and go to lotus for the similar results. My ears are open for a better description of the girl and your experience.

**SlyGuy12** · 05-06-23 20:16

Originally Posted by Merlot69 [View Original Post]

Any information on the velvet touch on w main in Kalamazoo very friendly blond probably an A cup $ and $ tip thinking it was a fun ride but didn't want to wast 2 $ an be disappointed an older lady runs the cash register thinking it might be fun also post whatever information you can ill Toftt if nessary.

I used to go to the one in Parma and Lansing. Never more than a massage and a standard HE. Massage was never good, and I'm not paying 200 for a HJ.

**StripperTipper** · 05-06-23 20:14

Originally Posted by Merlot69 [View Original Post]

Any information on the velvet touch on w main in Kalamazoo very friendly blond probably an A cup $ and $ tip thinking it was a fun ride but didn't want to wast 2 $ an be disappointed an older lady runs the cash register thinking it might be fun also post whatever information you can ill Toftt if nessary.

Honestly have not been there in over 25 years. My experience then was so bad I chose never to return for the massage. Tease was OK, massage was horrible. Upsell for every little thing and nothing more than HJ available. If you do, please report back. Would love to know if anything has changed.

ST.