Massage Parlor Reports

[SlyGuy12]

I know that TLC gets generally poor reviews, with concerns about the mamasan and raccoons (in the parking lot.

Anyone have an update on the talent? I stopped by about 6 months ago and the talent not great, but it was good enough to enjoy a massage and more.

The last time I went (over a year ago) a Racoon walked into the room while I was waiting for the girl, I swear they were keeping him as a pet. The mama came in and hollered at it in Korean and it beat feat. The last thing I need is to be bitten on the Dick by a raccoon.

[Electronman]

I know that TLC gets generally poor reviews, with concerns about the mamasan and raccoons (in the parking lot.

Anyone have an update on the talent? I stopped by about 6 months ago and the talent not great, but it was good enough to enjoy a massage and more.

[RaulJulia]

I was at the AMP in Hartford a few days ago. It was open. No problems. Still the basic menu, but still decent massage with a better than average ending. They should change the name to Yellowstone Spa. Because they have Old Faithful there. Not the flashiest and not necessarily the best, but steady and reliable. (I was going to say she's like a Glock, but I didn't want to start a Glock lovers vs. Glock haters debate). Know what to expect going in, don't set those expectations too high, and a fun time can be had.

[Merlot69]

I was there about a week and half ago and they were running as usual. I say "they" but it's just the one lady who works there. She's not the owner, but is the sole employee at this point. She has told me the last few times I've been that business is really slow. There was a period once before a few months back when they shut down for a few days I think. Maybe they do that when things are really slow. As far as I know, they haven't shut down.

Pm me the menu I walked out on the old lady now I wish I hadn't think she lives there.

[RaulJulia]

Any word if the AMP in hartford is still in bussinss there not answering there phone but never did very good.

I was there about a week and half ago and they were running as usual. I say "they" but it's just the one lady who works there. She's not the owner, but is the sole employee at this point. She has told me the last few times I've been that business is really slow. There was a period once before a few months back when they shut down for a few days I think. Maybe they do that when things are really slow. As far as I know, they haven't shut down.

[Merlot69]

Any word if the AMP in hartford is still in bussinss there not answering there phone but never did very good.

[Sag7448]

Is there anybody special to ask for at lotus or all provide same service?

No, every employee knows what's expected.

[HungryMa]

Lotus. Decent massage with a HE.

Is there anybody special to ask for at lotus or all provide same service?

[KonkeyDong69]

I'm curious, are there ANY ladies in the Kalamazoo area that do a legitimate massage and then a 'happy ending' like in the old days? If someone knows but doesn't want to respond on here feel free to send me a private message, maybe I'm looking for something that doesn't exist any more but I figure it's worth a try.

I've had some luck at one of the other places that provides a good massage. It takes a big commitment with trust building.

[Moonglow913]

I'm curious, are there ANY ladies in the Kalamazoo area that do a legitimate massage and then a 'happy ending' like in the old days? If someone knows but doesn't want to respond on here feel free to send me a private message, maybe I'm looking for something that doesn't exist any more but I figure it's worth a try.

Both Perri or Simply Sweet in GR give an outstanding massage and will finish with a great HJ. Nothing else on the menu. Over the years I have had some success finding a legit CMT, developing a rapport which has led to sought after finish. Takes a little time but can be a fun process.

[Lumberyard]

Lotus. Decent massage with a HE.

Yep, been there done that, was ok, but I'm looking for an actual therapeutic massage with the "HE" which was pretty standard back in the day, as I said before; it's possible that it just no longer exists.

[Sag7448]

I'm curious, are there ANY ladies in the Kalamazoo area that do a legitimate massage and then a 'happy ending' like in the old days? If someone knows but doesn't want to respond on here feel free to send me a private message, maybe I'm looking for something that doesn't exist any more but I figure it's worth a try.

Lotus. Decent massage with a HE.

[Lumberyard]

I'm curious, are there ANY ladies in the Kalamazoo area that do a legitimate massage and then a 'happy ending' like in the old days? If someone knows but doesn't want to respond on here feel free to send me a private message, maybe I'm looking for something that doesn't exist any more but I figure it's worth a try.

[JJLetsPlay]

Very soon, by next week, Jay will be back (from vaca) at Spring Spa B. C.

Her reputation precedes her.

Please check / Read post in B. C. Massage thread, for all details.

Just in case- If driving over, I'd call ahead just to confirm "Jay's back".

Fun again.

P.S. - Don't forget also Sandy's still at Happy.

JJ / Jimmy.

Just confirming men.

Multiple reports that jay is back at Spring / BC.

Busy & good as ever.

Even a few new tricks- LOL.

Both spring / Jay & Happy / Sandy, are hit & miss on being busy.

Never seemingly hit & miss on talent tho.

When there (Spring) yesterday, was another client waiting right after me.

Everything here in Kazoo, is just boring massage wise.

Be happy,

JJ / Jimmy.

[JJLetsPlay]

Very soon, by next week, Jay will be back (from vaca) at Spring Spa B. C.

Her reputation precedes her.

Please check / Read post in B. C. Massage thread, for all details.

Just in case- If driving over, I'd call ahead just to confirm "Jay's back".

Fun again.

P.S. - Don't forget also Sandy's still at Happy.

JJ / Jimmy.