Massage Parlor Reports

**Brilithos** · 07-11-19 06:49

I haven't posted in years as I got burned back on a couple of the old sites. But thought this would be worth mentioning.

With how busy you mongers are keeping Asian on Michigan, I tried out Hartford since I was out that way. Nina was a very pretty, thin young lady. She was dressed in a short tight skirt and a nicely revealing top. Her massage skills were great. I go to get a very sensual massage and leave the other activities to others. Nina is sweet, the massage very good and I left relaxed. I'll go back.

**JJLetsPlay** · 06-25-19 13:22

Originally Posted by INeedaBJ616B [View Original Post]

This is run by same group as Asian Massage in kzoo and GR. I drove out to Hartford last night to try, but the LE vehicle was parked there. It is next door to city hall where they hang out, but it appeared to me they were taking down plates. I left and came back an hour later and the same SUV drove through again. I may have just been paranoid, but it is just not a comfortable parking situation.

INeedaBJ,

I too would have felt very weird about that situation at Massage in Hartford.

Even if I expected & got no extras.

Why they would locate next door to the Cop shop, is honestly beyond me.

That will cost them big time, I am Sure.

You were smart & safe, not paranoid.

Take care,

JJ.

**JJLetsPlay** · 06-24-19 16:46

Originally Posted by SirCody [View Original Post]

Hey Mongers,

Well, a new massage place opened in Hartford and since I was coming from the west heading east on I94 I decided to TOFFT and check it out.

I could tell by the website that it looked like another version of Blessings (W. Michigan) but stilled thought, "What the heck".

I tried to set up an appointment, but never got a response, so I just stopped by since they were just opening. It is in "downtown" Hartford at 11 W. Main St next door to the police station. I go in and I'm greeted by the lady (Mid-Fifties) I pay for an hour and she leads me to the room. It is an older place that probably hasn't been rented in a while.

To make a long story short, it is exactly the same massage you would get at Blessing. There is no teasing (Not even a little bit) but a good massage.

Then we get to the flip. Still no teasing, but she puts my hand on Jr who was not in salute mode by the way, so I move my hand. Reason: To be honest fellow mongers, I am not into self service. I have done it once or twice, but prefer not too. About two minutes later, she puts my hand back and I ask, "are you going to help?" I motion, are you going to juggle the marbles? She nods No. I ask, "under the clothes roaming?" She nods No. So I tell her I have no interest and to just finish the massage.

She asked, "you okay" I said sure. She wiped the oil off and I get dressed. I give her $10 tip and leave.

Honestly, I would not make a trip out there if I were any of you when you can go to Blessings and get the same massage closer. I won't repeat, but wanted to give you fellas a heads up.

Kinda, hoped for Whitcomb 2. 0 but no go.

Later,

Sircody.

I hear you SirCody.

We could certainly use another Whitcomb Asian Massage here in Kzoo.

Let's remember tho, that they were open here several years back, left / closed for a while, then re-appeared on Whitcomb.

Same staff & same mgmt.

So there is hope that after some distancing, that they'll re-open here.

Patience is a virtue.

Be well & careful, JJ.

**INeedaBJ616B** · 06-24-19 12:58

This is run by same group as Asian Massage in kzoo and GR. I drove out to Hartford last night to try, but the LE vehicle was parked there. It is next door to city hall where they hang out, but it appeared to me they were taking down plates. I left and came back an hour later and the same SUV drove through again. I may have just been paranoid, but it is just not a comfortable parking situation.

Originally Posted by SirCody [View Original Post]

Hey Mongers,

Well, a new massage place opened in Hartford and since I was coming from the west heading east on I94 I decided to TOFFT and check it out.

I could tell by the website that it looked like another version of Blessings (W. Michigan) but stilled thought, "What the heck".

I tried to set up an appointment, but never got a response, so I just stopped by since they were just opening. It is in "downtown" Hartford at 11 W. Main St next door to the police station. I go in and I'm greeted by the lady (Mid-Fifties) I pay for an hour and she leads me to the room. It is an older place that probably hasn't been rented in a while.

To make a long story short, it is exactly the same massage you would get at Blessing. There is no teasing (Not even a little bit) but a good massage.

**SirCody** · 06-23-19 20:24

Hey Mongers,

Well, a new massage place opened in Hartford and since I was coming from the west heading east on I94 I decided to TOFFT and check it out.

I could tell by the website that it looked like another version of Blessings (W. Michigan) but stilled thought, "What the heck".

I tried to set up an appointment, but never got a response, so I just stopped by since they were just opening. It is in "downtown" Hartford at 11 W. Main St next door to the police station. I go in and I'm greeted by the lady (Mid-Fifties) I pay for an hour and she leads me to the room. It is an older place that probably hasn't been rented in a while.

To make a long story short, it is exactly the same massage you would get at Blessing. There is no teasing (Not even a little bit) but a good massage.

Then we get to the flip. Still no teasing, but she puts my hand on Jr who was not in salute mode by the way, so I move my hand. Reason: To be honest fellow mongers, I am not into self service. I have done it once or twice, but prefer not too. About two minutes later, she puts my hand back and I ask, "are you going to help?" I motion, are you going to juggle the marbles? She nods No. I ask, "under the clothes roaming?" She nods No. So I tell her I have no interest and to just finish the massage.

She asked, "you okay" I said sure. She wiped the oil off and I get dressed. I give her $10 tip and leave.

Honestly, I would not make a trip out there if I were any of you when you can go to Blessings and get the same massage closer. I won't repeat, but wanted to give you fellas a heads up.

Kinda, hoped for Whitcomb 2. 0 but no go.

Later,

Sircody.

**JJLetsPlay** · 06-20-19 11:16

Originally Posted by BoobieMcGee [View Original Post]

So, I went to TLC about 6 months ago and the experience was just. Okay. I mean, it wasn't bad enough that I felt like I needed to warn anyone on the board here against it. But it also wasn't good enough that I felt like it warranted a review.

Just. Okay.

Once Whitcomb was around, that became my go-to. I honestly haven't had the opportunity to go anywhere since Whitcomb closed down.

Hey Boobie,

I too was same w / Whitcomb Massage switchover in Kzoo.

When seeking more extras, then went to BC.

Like I say, has been literally years since last TLC session.

I know there was 1 review a short while ago, but that's all I've heard in quite a while on TLC / talent / service.

Hoping others will add to the intel. Please.

Either post or PM is just fine.

Any Specifics prob better to PM me.

Be safe men.

JJ.

**BoobieMcGee** · 06-19-19 16:10

So, I went to TLC about 6 months ago and the experience was just. Okay. I mean, it wasn't bad enough that I felt like I needed to warn anyone on the board here against it. But it also wasn't good enough that I felt like it warranted a review.

Just. Okay.

Once Whitcomb was around, that became my go-to. I honestly haven't had the opportunity to go anywhere since Whitcomb closed down.

Originally Posted by JJletsplay [View Original Post]

Guys, I love an AM esp with the right extras.

Have been a regular at all 3 major AMPs in Kal & BC for years.

All Spring & Happy (BC) for the last 5 yrs or so.

Getting tired of the drive though, from Kzoo.

So would like to know, what any / all mongers, who've been to TLC lately have to say / report??

It's still open, so someone's got to be going there.

Even if the talent is repeat from prev there, would just like some variety & convenience.

Please post / report men, any / all intel on what's happening at TLC Spa in Kzoo.

Help- Calling All Mongers! LOL.

Feel free to post or PM me with details.

Thanks in Advance.

JJ.

**JJLetsPlay** · 06-19-19 08:49

Guys, I love an AM esp with the right extras.

Have been a regular at all 3 major AMPs in Kal & BC for years.

All Spring & Happy (BC) for the last 5 yrs or so.

Getting tired of the drive though, from Kzoo.

So would like to know, what any / all mongers, who've been to TLC lately have to say / report??

It's still open, so someone's got to be going there.

Even if the talent is repeat from prev there, would just like some variety & convenience.

Please post / report men, any / all intel on what's happening at TLC Spa in Kzoo.

Help- Calling All Mongers! LOL.

Feel free to post or PM me with details.

Thanks in Advance.

JJ.

**BoobieMcGee** · 05-27-19 11:41

I'm looking for recommendations. What's a good place within 50 miles of Kalamazoo where I can get a decent 4 hand massage? Hopefully with extras, but not necessarily required.

**HandPrintMike** · 04-29-19 15:41

Hey gents,

I have an unexpected trip in to kzoo. I am wonder about MP with HE nothing else is required. If they let the girls oit or are nude all the better. Or if they are AA or BBW that is great to. Please feel free to reapond or DM.

Thanks,

Mike.

**MD 2020** · 04-26-19 11:20

Originally Posted by RubMeLonger [View Original Post]

Long time lurker. Wondering if anybody has been to massage works in the past 6 months?

I have not. I used to go quite a bit a year or two ago before the Whitcomb place came. I doubt much has changed there, especially if YuYu or whatever her name is is still around. Average to below average massage with self serve most of the time if you're lucky.

**RubMeLonger** · 04-25-19 23:55

Long time lurker. Wondering if anybody has been to massage works in the past 6 months?

**Macatawa** · 04-15-19 23:04

Originally Posted by DaveyDuck [View Original Post]

http://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_e/relax-escape-rejuvenate-massag/672524514216

Avoid her. Overpriced and only allows what you can do on your own.

Worst experience ever.

Ahhh Lisa. Yes, she is overpriced. I saw her quite a few years ago, and the first time was actually not so bad. She did a BJ and a decent massage for I think $120 or $150 an hour. She would do FS back then for $250. I think I did a half hour. A year or so later I met her and she was different and like she is now.

It is good that a new report is here for her so newbies know to avoid her.

**ThrobbinWood** · 04-15-19 21:45

Originally Posted by DaveyDuck [View Original Post]

http://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_e/relax-escape-rejuvenate-massag/672524514216

Avoid her. Overpriced and only allows what you can do on your own.

Worst experience ever.

That was my recollection of past reviews too!

**DaveyDuck** · 04-15-19 21:29

http://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_e/relax-escape-rejuvenate-massag/672524514216

Avoid her. Overpriced and only allows what you can do on your own.

Worst experience ever.