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04-12-24 10:37 #1400
Posts: 237Tina's Wellness
Just wondered if anyone has tried this massage therapist?
https://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/hws...732296995.html
Thanks, Bob.
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04-08-24 23:56 #1399
Posts: 66Hartford
Originally Posted by RaulJulia [View Original Post]
So wondering if same thing happened.
It's 40 minutes.
Anyone else closer TOFTT?
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04-03-24 23:06 #1398
Posts: 66Sage
Originally Posted by ThirdTimes [View Original Post]
Full menu. But no way. Yuk.
Different strokes for different folks.
YMMV.
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04-02-24 18:51 #1397
Posts: 33Sage St
Went for a second time just to see if it was different. She told me to wait a minute. As I'm on the couch someone came out of the room to pay. I tried not to look but I didn't know she was in an appointment.
I got Sophia? Older lady, bolt ons. Same one I saw the first time. $50 for the half an hour, which is all she said she had time for. $50 tip got the shirt up. She flipped me after less than 10 minutes. Hammered away for 5 and I took over. In and out in 20 minutes. I wouldn't go back there until there is someone else working.
This place always seems busy, not sure how or why.
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04-01-24 19:00 #1396
Posts: 284Sorry and Thanks
Originally Posted by CorpseHummus [View Original Post]
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03-29-24 22:40 #1395
Posts: 36Rauljulia
Hey tried to private message you. Empty some room In your inbox.
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03-27-24 12:34 #1394
Posts: 66[Deleted by Admin]
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Next time you're a dick I ban you.
A2
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03-26-24 23:34 #1393
Posts: 33Amees Massage and Spa
Originally Posted by MassageYes [View Original Post]
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03-26-24 13:18 #1392
Posts: 66Amees Massage & Spa
Gentlemen, has anyone attempted to take one for the team?
At Amees Massage & Spa!
I see an Asian Chinese lady young is the owner at least that was the picture.
Thanks, MY.
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03-23-24 23:31 #1391
Posts: 36Long time lurker reforming his ways and sharing his experience
Hello kalamazoo. 10 plus year deviant here who wants to give his long history with kzoo jack shacks.
Lotus- hands down the most consistent option kalamazoo has had in ten years. With no hyperbole I have been there 50 times. I would assume I have seen every piece of talent that place has had. If I missed one it's someone who was there for a week. What to expect an Asian lady in here mid 40's to early 60's who will give you a slightly above average massage.
Light tease and a ok handshake that will range from a jackhammer to a 8 out of 10 Sensual tugger with a few above and below that score for my career. You can get most of them to pull a saggy knocker or a booty cheek put but that's about it and all you would want anyways. Saw one girl there in this time that I would say was hot. She was in her mid to late 20's which is hard to tell in this game LOL. Best ever I had was a lady there who use to give you a hot rock massage for no up charge and would hot the backdoor and the boys with the rocks. Those were the days but I forgot her name and she been gone for a couple years. Tried 100 times to get. More than a handshake and always shot down.
Second best option TLC.
This is only second best. Becaue of our lack of options and its consistency even though it is not great. What to expect at tlc. Been there maybe 10 times over the years. Place smells like kimchi and a fish tank had a baby. Ran by a grumpy old lady. All the gals I have seen are on the wrong side of 50 and look it. The menu is full but it's pricy and the gals are not excited or anything to write home about. Plus raccoons. They feed raccoons. WTF LOL. So worry about rabies with your std LOL.
Option 3. Velvet touch.
Don't go. Porn store with a method head that will blow you. Skip it.
Option 4 self service places. Don't go. Just don't play yourself. These places shouldn't exist. Go on the hub.
If you want to leave kzoo. I suggest south bend. Most options. Lots of variety. Same issues as kalamzoo but there is a sea of establishments and they do cycle talent and the hunt can be as much fun as the deed.
Battle creek in my opinion is this. If you want full service from an old lady.
This is your town. Grand rapids I can't speak much. Of. See lots of hot pics. Might be where I sail the ss scumbag to next.
I didn't list every option ever in the last ten years even though I have been to them. Or even every option currently available. Just ones I think should be mentioned. If this helps good. If you disagree let me know. I just want to be helpful since this bored had helped me a lot over the years. And if you want I'm going to post a 10 year list of south bend soon.
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03-16-24 14:39 #1390
Posts: 66Lotus
Originally Posted by RaulJulia [View Original Post]
What else do you want?
If you want more go find an escort.
Enjoy.
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03-11-24 21:46 #1389
Posts: 284Consistent, but Nothing New to Report
Hello Gents,
I've been to Lotus a few times fairly recently and gotten YoYo each of those times. She's pretty good IMO as far as the Lotus experience goes. Also, I stopped by Asia Spa in Hartford for the first time in a while recently. Very similar experience as last time. CBJ available. Generally, not a fan of of BJ with the cover on, but both of the providers there get the job done well for me. Only saw one provider when I entered, but I heard someone come in using a key, so I assume both of the newer, younger providers are still there. Above average in looks for an AMP provider, IMO. Both places do what they do fairly well. Nothing new, but decent and consistent. Wish we had more options in Kalamazoo, but it's better than some places I suppose--RJ.
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03-11-24 14:56 #1388
Posts: 31Classy Sienna
I'd like to give credit to Sienna for showing a lot of class when I had to cancel on her last minute due to a traffic accident, no complaints, not upset or anything, I truly appreciate her for that. Class is a rare commodity these days and she certainly seems like a classy lady!
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03-10-24 15:04 #1387
Posts: 66Originally Posted by MrMaddy [View Original Post]
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03-04-24 11:46 #1386
Posts: 31Originally Posted by JJLetsPlay [View Original Post]