Massage Parlor Reports

[Lumberyard]

I am curious what others have to say.

In my experience, Sherry at Beautiful Life on Portage St gives the best massage period but nothing / nada extra. Other than she is a tease and cute, its diy or nothing. I have no interest in diy, but occasionally just a great back massage is good. My insurance covers medical / sports type with a $10 copay so there's that. But what is an appropriate tip for Sherry if you do not indulge in the DIY option?

I have found that matching the door fee in roses is considered generous at Lotus and sage.

TLC 60 roses get he and 120 roses usually whatever else.

It still boggles my brain that so many DIY places can support all these providers. I must be missing something.

The only way to get them to step up their game is for us to stop patronizing their businesses, money is a great motivator.

[INeedaBJ616B]

I am curious what others have to say.

In my experience, Sherry at Beautiful Life on Portage St gives the best massage period but nothing / nada extra. Other than she is a tease and cute, its diy or nothing. I have no interest in diy, but occasionally just a great back massage is good. My insurance covers medical / sports type with a $10 copay so there's that. But what is an appropriate tip for Sherry if you do not indulge in the DIY option?

I have found that matching the door fee in roses is considered generous at Lotus and sage.

TLC 60 roses get he and 120 roses usually whatever else.

It still boggles my brain that so many DIY places can support all these providers. I must be missing something.

[JJLetsPlay]

Kazoo brothers,

If you seek extras, as well as an above average massage, consider B. C. RN.

W / No AMP here offering much, the short drive can pay off big.

Read the last 3 pages or so of B. C. Massage forum for all the info needed.

There are 3-4 Top providers there that'll give you the works for 2 Bennies all in.

IMO- Worth the drive & can always call ahead at either spa there, for poss appt info.

Doubt that YMMV, based on experiences.

JJ / Jimmy.

[oldus12]

I noticed a local massage post in August from a Rachel. Not timely in re responses, but finally got quoted $60 for a therapeutic massage. More inquiry lead to a sensual massage for $120. Not sure what her definition of sensual is. Curious if anyone has any intel on her. If not, I may TOFTT.

She's friendly. Gives a decent massage with basic HE. I wouldn't expect much more.

[GeeMoneyTx]

I noticed a local massage post in August from a Rachel. Not timely in re responses, but finally got quoted $60 for a therapeutic massage. More inquiry lead to a sensual massage for $120. Not sure what her definition of sensual is. Curious if anyone has any intel on her. If not, I may TOFTT.

Sorry. My post left off an important detail. The post was on CraigsList in Kzoo. I no longer see the ad. And a Google search of phone # shows nothing. So a bit leery.

[GeeMoneyTx]

I noticed a local massage post in August from a Rachel. Not timely in re responses, but finally got quoted $60 for a therapeutic massage. More inquiry lead to a sensual massage for $120. Not sure what her definition of sensual is. Curious if anyone has any intel on her. If not, I may TOFTT.

[Electronman]

Supposed to have an appointment with her on Monday, but someone walked in and took my appointment. Tried to get an appointment for Tuesday. Owner said about Layla: "She back to Chicago, no more here".

Most unfortunate to lose Layla. Her replacement, Emma, is decent looking but no where near as much fun as Layla. I'll go elsewhere with my massage budget.

[Member #6391]

Supposed to have an appointment with her on Monday, but someone walked in and took my appointment. Tried to get an appointment for Tuesday. Owner said about Layla: "She back to Chicago, no more here".

[JJLetsPlay]

Kazoo bros,

Just FYI- B C has another real winner again.

Spring spa- Mona.

(just in case you don't follow B C).

Posts on her in B C massage last few pages.

Read them all.

For added extras, Mona is worth the drive.

Just sayin'.

Best in hobby.

JJ / Jimmy.

[DynoPwr]

Had a dream of Layla on Saturday. Messaged ahead to make sure she was available. . 7 at the door for an hour, Layla met me at the door, very thin girl (too thin for me) short skirt and short tank top. Normal back massage with some teasing to start, I rubbed her leg and ass a bit to show interest in more. On the flip she grabbed a hold of JR, I did some OTC roaming and asked if I can see the top, and asked how much the tip. I had planned on matching the door but knew I only had 20's on me so I said $80, She said ok and let me lift the shirt and bra (nothing under there but ok). I Continued to roam and slide under the tiny little panties she had on for some FIV and she moved away when I went a bit deeper but continued to let me explore with out going all in. Meanwhile she is taking care of JR with both hands and doing a fine job! Once I finished she cleaned me up and filled me back over, worked the back and legs some more, then flipped again to massage head and feat for the remainder of the hour! Good dream!

Also dreamt I gave the. 8 tip at the end and she gave me. 2 back and said too much!

[DynoPwr]

Had a dream of Layla on Saturday. Messaged ahead to make sure she was available. . 7 at the door for an hour, Layla met me at the door, very thin girl (too thin for me) short skirt and short tank top. Normal back massage with some teasing to start, I rubbed her leg and ass a bit to show interest in more. On the flip she grabbed a hold of JR, I did some OTC roaming and asked if I can see the top, and asked how much the tip. I had planned on matching the door but knew I only had 20's on me so I said $80, She said ok and let me lift the shirt and bra (nothing under there but ok). I Continued to roam and slide under the tiny little panties she had on for some FIV and she moved away when I went a bit deeper but continued to let me explore with out going all in. Meanwhile she is taking care of JR with both hands and doing a fine job! Once I finished she cleaned me up and filled me back over, worked the back and legs some more, then flipped again to massage head and feat for the remainder of the hour! Good dream!

[JJLetsPlay]

I must be missing something. There is no way Kalamazoo can support so many diy joints. What am I missing here? I can't imagine there is such a market for DIY keeping these girls financially supported.

Sherrys place on Portage rd.

Sunshine on westnedge.

Sage st.

Meli maple hill.

Kalamazoo relaxation.

INABJ,

Whatever you're missing, I am also.

Have no idea how they're all getting by.

But for now they are.

Down the Road, at least a couple will GOB.

For now the Kazoo bros, are paying it for just DIY.

Bewildered also,

JJ / Jimmy.

[INeedaBJ616B]

I must be missing something. There is no way Kalamazoo can support so many diy joints. What am I missing here? I can't imagine there is such a market for DIY keeping these girls financially supported.

Sherrys place on Portage rd.

Sunshine on westnedge.

Sage st.

Meli maple hill.

Kalamazoo relaxation.

[TravPro]

ToTravPro & any Others wanting More than Just Massage.

Kalamazoo is Not that Place in general IMO.

However these days, BC at Happy Is.

JJ / Jimmy.

I know, I know JJ. You are 100% right. I've been through BC for the past handful of years, and seen them all (except Sandy). Last time at Happy I could tell the years have been affecting Connie, it just wasn't the same as the old days. And I believe I heard Sandy is in her 60's (still in my 40's) so that has mentally prevented me from seeing her. I just need so much more time to make the drive to BC, I don't always have that 3 hour window. I should stop complaining though, all the girls have been more than gracious to share their time and affection with us.

I wish Shaver Rd hadn't closed, those girls knew me from GR and I miss the upstairs room. Hopefully something will change around here, but long story short, Kzoo is not where it's at. Thank goodness I get to GR, Ann Arbor and Chicago often.

Someday I'll hit Senior status and get the UTR intel. LOL.

Til then be safe brothers.

TravelPro.

[JJLetsPlay]

Background: I'm a part timer here. Live I texas and spend summers here to avoid the heat. Texas has spoiled my hobby game, although the religious right has passed laws that now carry felony status for Johns which has significantly altered the game. Pre Covid you could get drop dead gorgeous 25 year olds for two bills. GPS has arrived and most are now seeking 300+ and hour. Unfortunately there are plenty will to pay that which keeps prices high. The positive is the ladies are trim and gorgeous.

I spend 3 months here during the summer avoiding the 100+ degree days. Over the part to years I've tried:

1) AMP DIY on stadium drive. Probably won't return.

2) Lotus. Fine for a mechanical hand job, but nothing to right home about.

3) TLC. Saw no raccoons and had a great time, but probably over tipped.

4) Jay. Before she retired. Not really my cup of tea, but got the job done (older than I imagined.

5)! Angie the BBJ Goat (per reviews here) - overweight, significantly outdated pictures. Solid head game (I guested if she pulls her dentures as it felt likes gum job). Big boobs but a much older BBW than I anticipated. Stayed at the BBJ session as I'm not sure I could do full sex. Low class hotel near Kzoo airport.

GeeMoney,

The BBW, With excellent lingual skills & a very reasonable rate is here pal.

She can be found in kazoo.

Fabulous BBBJ IMO, but no cim at all & also no DFK.

Her fs skills to close are also excellent.

She loves what she does!

Very sweet, personal & sensual.

Can try her out for a ss at $.

Always been no rush in addition.

Her name is Alyssa.

Find her easily- search stg w / keywords "Alyssa or relax or available now".

She posts only when avail.

Treat her well.

She is a long time pro here.

YMMV as always.

Have fun,

JJ (Kazoo).