Massage Parlor Reports

[Macatawa]

I have to concur with filmoreslim on this. Lauren is definitely a man, I won't mention how I found out, but let's just say I was surprised. He does give a decent massage tho.

And extras? Curious how much was the massage?

Perhaps there are two Laurens being discussed?

[SlyGuy12]

If you think so see for yourself I know her and he doesn't have a son and is a man if you don't believe me ask her to get naked and I bet you find a surprise.

I have to concur with filmoreslim on this. Lauren is definitely a man, I won't mention how I found out, but let's just say I was surprised. He does give a decent massage tho.

[Macatawa]

This girl is hot but seems a little wacky. Anybody tried her?

http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/Therap...79520/40897282

She charges a high price and does not do full serve. I don't mind the non-FS part, but the price is more than I would pay.

[FilmoreSlim27]

Lauren is very sweet, very detailed massage! Lauren isn't a Man, she has a son, and is from California, you morons post anything. Very classy young lady, could use a little bit more structure, but very relaxing and all around accommodating.

If you think so see for yourself I know her and he doesn't have a son and is a man if you don't believe me ask her to get naked and I bet you find a surprise.

[Montana Slim]

This girl is hot but seems a little wacky. Anybody tried her?

http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/Therap...79520/40897282

[MikeWillMakeIt]

Lauren is a man. I know because I know his family.

Lauren is very sweet, very detailed massage! Lauren isn't a Man, she has a son, and is from California, you morons post anything. Very classy young lady, could use a little bit more structure, but very relaxing and all around accommodating.

[JJLetsPlay]

I again found myself in Kalamazoo with a couple of hours to kill, so after striking out on BP, I decided to give TLC another go. Paid door fee and was shown to room by mama-San (who kind of resembled Yoda).

I don't really know any of the girls there very well, saw a HUGE girl last time I was there, so took the luck of the draw and saw "Kimmy" she was probably mid to late forties but slender with a big chest.

Decent massage, and on the flip we agreed on $ and she gave a very half hearted CBJ. About 5 minutes in, I realized it was never going to happen, so I told her to stop. However, she decided to climb on reverse cow girl. A few minutes of that did the trick.

Total $140 for half a hour. Not terrible. Will probably try it again.

Slyguy, Sounds like all the Usual as past at TLC. Question tho- The Mama there (looked like Yoda- LOL) Was she kinda Loud, Pushy, Snippy & Confrontational w/you? Any or All the aforementioned? If her- She's the Reason I Stopped Going To TLC a while ago. Head to BC For AMPs. Plus it was Usually Dirty & in Disrepair. Just Curious if any change there. Convenient & Kimmy Sounded Ok. Be Safe, Thanks, JJ.

[SlyGuy12]

I again found myself in Kalamazoo with a couple of hours to kill, so after striking out on BP, I decided to give TLC another go. Paid door fee and was shown to room by mama-San (who kind of resembled Yoda).

I don't really know any of the girls there very well, saw a HUGE girl last time I was there, so took the luck of the draw and saw "Kimmy" she was probably mid to late forties but slender with a big chest.

Decent massage, and on the flip we agreed on $ and she gave a very half hearted CBJ. About 5 minutes in, I realized it was never going to happen, so I told her to stop. However, she decided to climb on reverse cow girl. A few minutes of that did the trick.

Total $140 for half a hour. Not terrible. Will probably try it again.

[Macatawa]

Lauren is a man. I know because I know his family.

I did think the pics were more masculine. LOL.

But hey, if you didn't know and he had soft hands and you never had to see that he was a man?

[Electronman]

Lauren is a man. I know because I know his family.

That is classic! Maybe that explains 6' 2" and no FS?

[FilmoreSlim27]

Lauren is a man. I know because I know his family.

[Macatawa]

I saw Lauren a couple of weeks ago. She has apt near campus but lots of commotion with room mate and kids running about in other part of apartment. Pics are accurate. Massage was not pleasant or CMT-like, although she does have a massage table. She was hesitant to engage in HE, but reluctantly did. Probably will not repeat.

So you got a HE. How much for a tip? What is her hourly rate?

[Montana Slim]

I can confirm she is real. That is her in the pics. Also she is tall. I am guessing about 6'2". She does a very nice oily massage. No extras were offered.

I really cannot fathom how she can do a massage with those nails of hers.

[StripperTipper]

Has anyone seen this masseuse? Just wondering if her pictures are real. They're all taken from an Instagram account, but I don't know if it's her Instagram account, or if she lifted them from someone else's Instagram account. A search of Google images and Tineye.com provided no clues. Thanks.

http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/Therap...ssage/44314777

I can confirm she is real. That is her in the pics. Also she is tall. I am guessing about 6'2". She does a very nice oily massage. No extras were offered.

[Kirk43]

Has anyone seen this masseuse? Just wondering if her pictures are real. They're all taken from an Instagram account, but I don't know if it's her Instagram account, or if she lifted them from someone else's Instagram account. A search of Google images and Tineye.com provided no clues. Thanks.

http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/Therap...ssage/44314777

I saw Lauren a couple of weeks ago. She has apt near campus but lots of commotion with room mate and kids running about in other part of apartment. Pics are accurate. Massage was not pleasant or CMT-like, although she does have a massage table. She was hesitant to engage in HE, but reluctantly did. Probably will not repeat.