Massage Parlor Reports

[RaulJulia]

Just wondered if anyone has tried this massage therapist?

https://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/hws...732296995.html

Thanks, Bob.

I haven't seen her personally, so can't review, but I'm pretty sure I remember that she used to post somewhere before if it's the provider I'm thinking of. Maybe on CL then too, but like about three years ago. She even had her own website for a while that she would link in her ad if I remember correctly. Anyway, her website used to advertise massage and cuddling services, but said enough that you knew a HE was included. That's just the impression I remember having from reading her ad and checking out her website, but it's been a while so I could be wrong. I do remember visiting her website once and she said she was shutting down her business but didn't really give a reason. That was maybe 1. 5 to 2 years ago I think. Sorry I can't be more help. --RJ.

[RaulJulia]

I see new ad. New girls last time they really did switch out.

So wondering if same thing happened.

It's 40 minutes.

Anyone else closer TOFTT?

I was through there yesterday and stopped in. I didn't know about the ads saying they have new girls until I read your post. I was just in the area and had the urge. It was kind of weird because the power was off all over Hartford for some reason. There was rain, but not hard and not much wind as far as I could tell so not sure why. But it was the whole area, not just Asia Spa. Anyway, I didn't see any new girls other than the newer ones they sent a few months back when they replaced the older lady. Actually I only saw one provider yesterday--the taller, skinnier one of the two newer providers. I didn't see anyone else there. I did hear another provider at one point and I assumed it was the other of the two that came at the same time a few months ago. It could've been someone new, but the one I saw has been there a few months. Nice time as expected, massage with CBJ. Not my favorite experience, but not bad and gets the job done. --RJ.

[Spongebob357]

Just wondered if anyone has tried this massage therapist?

https://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/hws...732296995.html

Thanks, Bob.

[MassageYes]

Hello Gents,

I've been to Lotus a few times fairly recently and gotten YoYo each of those times. She's pretty good IMO as far as the Lotus experience goes. Also, I stopped by Asia Spa in Hartford for the first time in a while recently. Very similar experience as last time. CBJ available. Generally, not a fan of of BJ with the cover on, but both of the providers there get the job done well for me. Only saw one provider when I entered, but I heard someone come in using a key, so I assume both of the newer, younger providers are still there. Above average in looks for an AMP provider, IMO. Both places do what they do fairly well. Nothing new, but decent and consistent. Wish we had more options in Kalamazoo, but it's better than some places I suppose--RJ.

I see new ad. New girls last time they really did switch out.

So wondering if same thing happened.

It's 40 minutes.

Anyone else closer TOFTT?

[MassageYes]

Went for a second time just to see if it was different. She told me to wait a minute. As I'm on the couch someone came out of the room to pay. I tried not to look but I didn't know she was in an appointment.

I got Sophia? Older lady, bolt ons. Same one I saw the first time. $50 for the half an hour, which is all she said she had time for. $50 tip got the shirt up. She flipped me after less than 10 minutes. Hammered away for 5 and I took over. In and out in 20 minutes. I wouldn't go back there until there is someone else working.

This place always seems busy, not sure how or why.

The tall bolt ons. Terrible smoker cough. She's old school. She needs to retire.

Full menu. But no way. Yuk.

Different strokes for different folks.

YMMV.

[ThirdTimes]

Went for a second time just to see if it was different. She told me to wait a minute. As I'm on the couch someone came out of the room to pay. I tried not to look but I didn't know she was in an appointment.

I got Sophia? Older lady, bolt ons. Same one I saw the first time. $50 for the half an hour, which is all she said she had time for. $50 tip got the shirt up. She flipped me after less than 10 minutes. Hammered away for 5 and I took over. In and out in 20 minutes. I wouldn't go back there until there is someone else working.

This place always seems busy, not sure how or why.

[RaulJulia]

Hey tried to private message you. Empty some room In your inbox.

Sorry about that and thanks for the heads up. Space cleared so PMs should get through. --RJ.

[CorpseHummus]

Hey tried to private message you. Empty some room In your inbox.

[MassageYes]

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[ThirdTimes]

Gentlemen, has anyone attempted to take one for the team?

At Amees Massage & Spa!

I see an Asian Chinese lady young is the owner at least that was the picture.

Thanks, MY.

Isn't that the same address as Massage Envy? Looking at the website I think it's purely legit.

[MassageYes]

Gentlemen, has anyone attempted to take one for the team?

At Amees Massage & Spa!

I see an Asian Chinese lady young is the owner at least that was the picture.

Thanks, MY.

[CorpseHummus]

Hello kalamazoo. 10 plus year deviant here who wants to give his long history with kzoo jack shacks.

Lotus- hands down the most consistent option kalamazoo has had in ten years. With no hyperbole I have been there 50 times. I would assume I have seen every piece of talent that place has had. If I missed one it's someone who was there for a week. What to expect an Asian lady in here mid 40's to early 60's who will give you a slightly above average massage.

Light tease and a ok handshake that will range from a jackhammer to a 8 out of 10 Sensual tugger with a few above and below that score for my career. You can get most of them to pull a saggy knocker or a booty cheek put but that's about it and all you would want anyways. Saw one girl there in this time that I would say was hot. She was in her mid to late 20's which is hard to tell in this game LOL. Best ever I had was a lady there who use to give you a hot rock massage for no up charge and would hot the backdoor and the boys with the rocks. Those were the days but I forgot her name and she been gone for a couple years. Tried 100 times to get. More than a handshake and always shot down.

Second best option TLC.

This is only second best. Becaue of our lack of options and its consistency even though it is not great. What to expect at tlc. Been there maybe 10 times over the years. Place smells like kimchi and a fish tank had a baby. Ran by a grumpy old lady. All the gals I have seen are on the wrong side of 50 and look it. The menu is full but it's pricy and the gals are not excited or anything to write home about. Plus raccoons. They feed raccoons. WTF LOL. So worry about rabies with your std LOL.

Option 3. Velvet touch.

Don't go. Porn store with a method head that will blow you. Skip it.

Option 4 self service places. Don't go. Just don't play yourself. These places shouldn't exist. Go on the hub.

If you want to leave kzoo. I suggest south bend. Most options. Lots of variety. Same issues as kalamzoo but there is a sea of establishments and they do cycle talent and the hunt can be as much fun as the deed.

Battle creek in my opinion is this. If you want full service from an old lady.

This is your town. Grand rapids I can't speak much. Of. See lots of hot pics. Might be where I sail the ss scumbag to next.

I didn't list every option ever in the last ten years even though I have been to them. Or even every option currently available. Just ones I think should be mentioned. If this helps good. If you disagree let me know. I just want to be helpful since this bored had helped me a lot over the years. And if you want I'm going to post a 10 year list of south bend soon.

[MassageYes]

Hello Gents,

I've been to Lotus a few times fairly recently and gotten YoYo each of those times. She's pretty good IMO as far as the Lotus experience goes. Also, I stopped by Asia Spa in Hartford for the first time in a while recently. Very similar experience as last time. CBJ available. Generally, not a fan of of BJ with the cover on, but both of the providers there get the job done well for me. Only saw one provider when I entered, but I heard someone come in using a key, so I assume both of the newer, younger providers are still there. Above average in looks for an AMP provider, IMO. Both places do what they do fairly well. Nothing new, but decent and consistent. Wish we had more options in Kalamazoo, but it's better than some places I suppose--RJ.

You can get great massage. And HE.

What else do you want?

If you want more go find an escort.

Enjoy.

[RaulJulia]

Hello Gents,

I've been to Lotus a few times fairly recently and gotten YoYo each of those times. She's pretty good IMO as far as the Lotus experience goes. Also, I stopped by Asia Spa in Hartford for the first time in a while recently. Very similar experience as last time. CBJ available. Generally, not a fan of of BJ with the cover on, but both of the providers there get the job done well for me. Only saw one provider when I entered, but I heard someone come in using a key, so I assume both of the newer, younger providers are still there. Above average in looks for an AMP provider, IMO. Both places do what they do fairly well. Nothing new, but decent and consistent. Wish we had more options in Kalamazoo, but it's better than some places I suppose--RJ.

[Lumberyard]

I'd like to give credit to Sienna for showing a lot of class when I had to cancel on her last minute due to a traffic accident, no complaints, not upset or anything, I truly appreciate her for that. Class is a rare commodity these days and she certainly seems like a classy lady!