Escort Reports

[SamWest]

Hey! I was wondering if I could get a recommendation on Alyssa! I've seen a lot of good reviews but I am not too into bigger girls. Is she worth the experience? Thanks!

Reviews are accurate, I saw her two times last year. IMO she's big but not BBW big. Pics are recent and stated weight (174) seems about right. She's always showered right before I arrive. Only downside is my clothes pick up some smoke smell but she doesn't smoke while I'm there.

[YouShouldReply]

Hey! I was wondering if I could get a recommendation on Alyssa! I've seen a lot of good reviews but I am not too into bigger girls. Is she worth the experience? Thanks!

[JJLetsPlay]

Texted this one.

https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/f...t/429227279335

And for me she didn't pass the smell test. Anyone have any input.

Masw,

Yes even w / o texting, somethings don't make sense w / this 1.

Me too "thinks me smells a rat"- LOL.

Pics Look kinda TGTBT.

Local #, But Location generic "incall area" . ?

Lists virtually No Menu.

Either she's UTR w / tons of regulars (doubtful), or Something's Not Right!

Be Careful pal, JJ.

[Masw980]

Texted this one.

https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/f...t/429227279335

And for me she didn't pass the smell test. Anyone have any input.

[NightFlyer75]

Do you have links so we know who to avoid (maybe in rip off reports). This board works best when people post both bad and good reports.

I can't find anything on the pricey one, but the other one goes by M**y G*e, last 4 are 0195.

[NightFlyer75]

Grab the tit next time. It's a cop check thing. You grab a tit and they grab your junk.

Indeed. But I was ignorant to this. Besides, I'd imagine that having drugs / needles must carry a heftier charge at that point, no? But agreed, lesson learned. A guy just wants to have a dream, not play stupid games. Cops go after the clients probably more so than the providers but we don't play silly games or put them through hoops. It's a business transaction. Both ends subject to prosecution. Period.

[Mr Coffee68]

I visited a Wise Woman. I had a great experience. Good communication, GFE, DFK, Amazing oral skills (BBBJCIM), CFS and a very fresh, tasty kitty. She looks like her pics, plus good hygiene. Another positive, she enjoys her work. I highly recommend and will repeat.

https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/f...w/901218682986

[Spike1300]

I am new to this site but not to this hobby. I had been really looking forward to having a dream with this one. Going to refer to her as "Nipples", last four digits are 9696. Link is: https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/f.../506781546750. Set up appt, get there, all good. Some guy is leaving as I'm arriving and yelling at her how she's crazy and he didn't take her dope. I'm reassured he won't be a problem. She is really much better looking in person and at least isn't a total scam like some others. She offers me a tit to grab, but I'm more of a gentleman and a bit shy and the moment just didn't feel right yet, having just witnessed a big screaming match. Now obviously she's on drugs and it quickly becomes crystal clear she prefers the needle, if you catch my drift. But I'm there and like I said, I had been really looking forward to meeting her, so I figured who am I to judge. The next thing you know she tells me that I'm a cop and that I need to leave. I thought she was joking at first, but it quickly became apparent that she wasn't. I don't know if it was personal, an off night or just results from hard drug use, but was definitely a total waste of time. Wouldn't recommend fellas. Happy hunting.

Grab the tit next time. It's a cop check thing. You grab a tit and they grab your junk.

[Masw980]

What kind of neighborhood is her in call located? For some strange reason I love banging girls with face tats. They obviously make bad choices and that can leave the door open to some fun situations. In 2017 I was in Windsor for a week, and I struck gold with a heavily tatted escort. That girl was into things that even made me blush. Was the sister legal and if so any chance of doubling up?

Location is good, didn't see anything alarming. Dunno about her sis though 😅.

[SlyGuy12]

So I had a dream with.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/s...kyfun/38318743

Met in a house, she wasn't lying, there was her "sister" but whatever fine by me, she didn't interfere with the session. BBBJ tongue skills are amazing YMMV, but for me it was really good. Followed directions and easy going. Finished in her mouth, and yes she is not a spitter. Definitely will repeat. Just FYI she has a kid and she might not be available all the times, so catch her when she posts. Be safe. Session was a bit rushed to my taste, but hh session is short anyway and I left happy.

What kind of neighborhood is her in call located? For some strange reason I love banging girls with face tats. They obviously make bad choices and that can leave the door open to some fun situations. In 2017 I was in Windsor for a week, and I struck gold with a heavily tatted escort. That girl was into things that even made me blush. Was the sister legal and if so any chance of doubling up?

[SlyGuy12]

Alas, I have learned a "golden rule" the hard way. Never pay a deposit. I was had twice and both times seemed pretty legit. Set up dream, get location, arrive, all pretty normal. Then came the lessons. Make contact, tell her I'm there, request room number. First one wanted me to deposit $50 to make sure I was legit before giving it to me. Having just traveled an hour to spend 4-5 times that anyway, figured wth. I'm not going to go into the lengthy details of the disappointment, anguish, shame and regret that followed but let's just say that not a one of them deterred me from hastily attempting to set up another dream in Kzoo being how I was already there, only this time I paid twice as much to get to feel double the same things. Leaving, not in a good mood and certainly without any happy ending I got to thinking. It would be relatively easy, even for the less than gifted mentally ones, to pick out a hotel in any town, USA, take out an ad and claim to be located there for incall. If she got anyone that not only was mentally challenged like myself, but also a real slow learner (again guilty as charged) she could make bank and be sitting on her a** anywhere not lifting a finger. She even could have given me any room number, made something for nothing and imagine the surprise of myself and the guest renting that room. This is 3 in a 4 day stretch. Are there no providers that actually exist, are serious enough to follow through with the dream and not just total scams or nut jobs? I've already heard that South Bend leaves much to be desired, do I really have to travel to Grand Rapids or Detroit just to find one that takes her "job" seriously? I mean c'Mon. I'd much rather be sitting here complaining about being rushed, getting an uninspired clock watcher, etc. At least then I'd still have gotten some. Is there a better site to shop than stg? I get that there is vast difference in the brains between sexes, but I honestly don't think I'd complain if I had chicks lining up around the corner, with fistfuls of bills, wanting nothing more than to screw me. Hell, I'd certainly quit my 12 hours a day nonsense real job. If they walked upright, had most of their teeth and weren't too god awfully fat, I could even pretend to enjoy it. Sigh. Anyways, yeah, moral of the story you can absolutely positively be sure that any deposit you make is actually only a gift minus expectations and in the end you only have yourself to blame. Happier hunting fellas.

Do you have links so we know who to avoid (maybe in rip off reports). This board works best when people post both bad and good reports.

[Masw980]

Alas, I have learned a "golden rule" the hard way. Never pay a deposit. I was had twice and both times seemed pretty legit. Set up dream, get location, arrive, all pretty normal. Then came the lessons. Make contact, tell her I'm there, request room number. First one wanted me to deposit $50 to make sure I was legit before giving it to me. Having just traveled an hour to spend 4-5 times that anyway, figured wth. I'm not going to go into the lengthy details of the disappointment, anguish, shame and regret that followed but let's just say that not a one of them deterred me from hastily attempting to set up another dream in Kzoo being how I was already there, only this time I paid twice as much to get to feel double the same things. Leaving, not in a good mood and certainly without any happy ending I got to thinking. It would be relatively easy, even for the less than gifted mentally ones, to pick out a hotel in any town, USA, take out an ad and claim to be located there for incall. If she got anyone that not only was mentally challenged like myself, but also a real slow learner (again guilty as charged) she could make bank and be sitting on her a** anywhere not lifting a finger. She even could have given me any room number, made something for nothing and imagine the surprise of myself and the guest renting that room. This is 3 in a 4 day stretch. Are there no providers that actually exist, are serious enough to follow through with the dream and not just total scams or nut jobs? I've already heard that South Bend leaves much to be desired, do I really have to travel to Grand Rapids or Detroit just to find one that takes her "job" seriously? I mean c'Mon. I'd much rather be sitting here complaining about being rushed, getting an uninspired clock watcher, etc. At least then I'd still have gotten some. Is there a better site to shop than stg? I get that there is vast difference in the brains between sexes, but I honestly don't think I'd complain if I had chicks lining up around the corner, with fistfuls of bills, wanting nothing more than to screw me. Hell, I'd certainly quit my 12 hours a day nonsense real job. If they walked upright, had most of their teeth and weren't too god awfully fat, I could even pretend to enjoy it. Sigh. Anyways, yeah, moral of the story you can absolutely positively be sure that any deposit you make is actually only a gift minus expectations and in the end you only have yourself to blame. Happier hunting fellas.

My advice is when she asks for deposit just send her a middle finger gif and move on. STG is full of scammers.

[NightFlyer75]

Alas, I have learned a "golden rule" the hard way. Never pay a deposit. I was had twice and both times seemed pretty legit. Set up dream, get location, arrive, all pretty normal. Then came the lessons. Make contact, tell her I'm there, request room number. First one wanted me to deposit $50 to make sure I was legit before giving it to me. Having just traveled an hour to spend 4-5 times that anyway, figured wth. I'm not going to go into the lengthy details of the disappointment, anguish, shame and regret that followed but let's just say that not a one of them deterred me from hastily attempting to set up another dream in Kzoo being how I was already there, only this time I paid twice as much to get to feel double the same things. Leaving, not in a good mood and certainly without any happy ending I got to thinking. It would be relatively easy, even for the less than gifted mentally ones, to pick out a hotel in any town, USA, take out an ad and claim to be located there for incall. If she got anyone that not only was mentally challenged like myself, but also a real slow learner (again guilty as charged) she could make bank and be sitting on her a** anywhere not lifting a finger. She even could have given me any room number, made something for nothing and imagine the surprise of myself and the guest renting that room. This is 3 in a 4 day stretch. Are there no providers that actually exist, are serious enough to follow through with the dream and not just total scams or nut jobs? I've already heard that South Bend leaves much to be desired, do I really have to travel to Grand Rapids or Detroit just to find one that takes her "job" seriously? I mean c'Mon. I'd much rather be sitting here complaining about being rushed, getting an uninspired clock watcher, etc. At least then I'd still have gotten some. Is there a better site to shop than stg? I get that there is vast difference in the brains between sexes, but I honestly don't think I'd complain if I had chicks lining up around the corner, with fistfuls of bills, wanting nothing more than to screw me. Hell, I'd certainly quit my 12 hours a day nonsense real job. If they walked upright, had most of their teeth and weren't too god awfully fat, I could even pretend to enjoy it. Sigh. Anyways, yeah, moral of the story you can absolutely positively be sure that any deposit you make is actually only a gift minus expectations and in the end you only have yourself to blame. Happier hunting fellas.

[INeedaBJ616B]

When a woman offers a tit, humbly oblige the generosity.

I am new to this site but not to this hobby. I had been really looking forward to having a dream with this one. Going to refer to her as "Nipples", last four digits are 9696. Link is: https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/f.../506781546750. Set up appt, get there, all good. Some guy is leaving as I'm arriving and yelling at her how she's crazy and he didn't take her dope. I'm reassured he won't be a problem. She is really much better looking in person and at least isn't a total scam like some others. She offers me a tit to grab, but I'm more of a gentleman and a bit shy and the moment just didn't feel right yet, having just witnessed a big screaming match. Now obviously she's on drugs and it quickly becomes crystal clear she prefers the needle, if you catch my drift. But I'm there and like I said, I had been really looking forward to meeting her, so I figured who am I to judge. The next thing you know she tells me that I'm a cop and that I need to leave. I thought she was joking at first, but it quickly became apparent that she wasn't. I don't know if it was personal, an off night or just results from hard drug use, but was definitely a total waste of time. Wouldn't recommend fellas. Happy hunting.

[INeedaBJ616B]

Have had multiple appts to pick her up in my dreams. She has stood me up every single time. There is always odd activity, strange guys prowling the hotel parking lot at times she agrees to leave. She also seems to be tight with trailer park barbie who has numerous bad reviews. Never met the lady, but something just has not felt right.

Didn't catch the name from the ad, is she legit? Are her pics real?

https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/f...e/582677303233