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[Macatawa]

I had the privilege of meeting Lisa from BP (fka Tia Elite) this past week, and I can say that it was one of the most pleasurable times that I have had in awhile. As you know, I tend to post realistic reviews (which has gotten me into trouble LOL). This one will be, too.

http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lisa-in-kalamazoo-34/6676421

Short of it. She is well worth a visit.

Positives: gorgeous body, excellent personality, good conversationalist (not that kind. The talking kind! LOL) , good listener, eager to please, and not a clock watcher at all. She is slimmer than her pictures, and has a gorgeous body.

Negatives: she is older than she lists, and her face is a little older but still good, she won't kiss.

Now the long of it for those who really want to know.

I called Lisa up after my once fave massage therapist was a no show for the umpteenth time. I had never met with Lisa before, but she agreed to meet with me in about an hour. I arrived at her incall location on time to find her waiting. Without naming the place, I can say that it is in a very safe location and is one of the best I have been in. It was clean and had all the necessary amenities such as a shower and clean bathroom. If you have seen SusieQ in GR, then this is a similar incall.

She came down to let me in and as I followed her back to her room, I noticed what a great body she had. She is about 5' 2" or less and petite. Later I was to see that she does have a gorgeous body. She is easy to talk with and has a good sense of humor. She is an excellent listener and is great at making one feel at ease and feel special.

Can you tell I like her? LOL.

Shortly after I entered, we began to enjoy ourselves. As I looked at her body, I noticed how beautiful her skin was and how great her body was. She has long brown hair and she looks slimmer than she does in her picture. Touching her was wonderful and her touch on me felt splendid. She gave me a great sensual massage. As many know, I am not into FS and this was no different. However, I enjoyed her body immensely and when the time came. So did I.

I will let any other details remain for you to imagine. While others have given her a mediocre review, I can give her an excellent one. As for not being a clock watcher, we got to talking and she didn't even realize that we were ten minutes over until I mentioned it. I would like to think that she enjoyed our time together as much as I did.

Did I mention that she has a gorgeous body and rivals many women much younger? lol

[Alwazvice]

http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/Female...ial-23/5764019

Called and asked about 80. 00 special. Was told half hour for 80, one hour for 100; everything included. I arrived. The place outside was rather dumpy, but I decided to overlook it. The inside was smokey, but not as bad as the outside would have suggested.

The girl that came to the door had a rounder face than I would have guessed, and was wearing a very oversized quilted robe. She took me to the bedroom, asked me for the donation, and disappeared; telling me to get comfortable. As she left I realized that the pics and description weren't accurate, but due to the baggy robe, I couldn't guess how inaccurate they were.

She came back and asked if I wanted a happy ending or just a regular massage. I told her I assumed that a happy ending went with everything included. She said that was an extra 50, and said if I'd ever been with an escort before I should KNOW that everyone has tipping sessions as well as regular sessions. Hmmm. Really? So, we laid down, and as the robe opened, I realized how BIG this woman was. Lying on her back her bellie was easily twice as thick as I am (and I'm 5'10, 200 with a 34" waist). The ad says 130 lbs. She's easily 230 as thick as her legs are and as big as her torso is. Sooo. Major turn off, and I have like zero response to her lacklust attempt at a handjob. I ask if she does oral, and she sighs, says yes, and as she rolls towards me, the bellie is there and I say "nope, this isn't working for me."

Learn from my 80. 00 waste and stay away unless you like them larger. If you do, I'm sure she'll be fine for you.

[Kazoomick]

Does anyone have any info on.

http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/Female...now-24/5799012

?

She's the real deal. Saw her last week. Photos are accurate. Clean and responsive. Incall left something to be desired.

[What Thef]

Does anyone have any info on.

http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/Female...now-24/5799012?

[Macatawa]

Just curious.

I have seen ads in the past on BP, and they are back again after disappearing for a few months.

http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/Female...lds-26/6929517

http://images3.backpage.com/imager/u...636989/005.jpg

[Macatawa]

Not sure how reliable the source is, but this was posted about an hour ago on another site:

"I just got a email from someone also confirming their will be some busts mainly BP in all of Kalamazoo. Ladies I have more info about some stuff please contact me if you would like more information. If I hear anything else I will post more information.

Its very hot by sprinkle Road"

Since that person posts on BP, then my guess is that she feels it is somewhat reliable.

I am curious what is meant that it is hot by Sprinkle Road. Does that mean the motels or also the AMPs?

[Scow72]

Not sure how reliable the source is, but this was posted about an hour ago on another site:

"I just got a email from someone also confirming their will be some busts mainly BP in all of Kalamazoo. Ladies I have more info about some stuff please contact me if you would like more information. If I hear anything else I will post more information.

Its very hot by sprinkle Road"

[BigMBoyd]

Saw her a couple weeks ago outcall. Arrived quickly and and a good time was had. She just had a kid and so her tummy was a little loose but her pussy was nice and tight. She got into it. Didn't get a chance to sample her famous BJ. Not GFE but YMMV.

I met her at her place in Comstock / Kalamazoo. I was not impressed. She was dirty (inside). When I went to clean off in the bathroom, she was going through my stuff looking for me wallet. I don't bring anything other than what I need, so she didn't find anything. Of coarse she said that she dropped something near my clothes and was trying to find it. When I picked up my clothes, there was obviously nothing around the area. No matter, by that time I just wanted to get out.

Eve told me she has babies for money. She's done it four times I believe she said (for very good money).

I had no interest in repeating, and that was before she went through my clothes.

[Snowbird34]

It would be nice to see a recent report on her with details, which I don't think was really the case with post on her. Can you elaborate some? You say a lot more without saying a lot more, if you know what I mean. Just leave out the graphic details (but imply them) and it should all be good. Tell us what she looks like and stuff, her vibe, the massage, etc. Similar to an AMP experience?

The fact that it's in Otsego still titillates me and imagine that's part of the reason she has to try and be on the DL (though I can read she's been in trouble before).

I walked in the place to check it out a few months ago, she and another girl were there with a baby in swing. She was playing with baby, and my guess was it was hers.

The scene turned me off, and I left.

[Kazoomick]

I had a dream that I went to kalamazoo last week and saw Eve. She looked exactly like I imagined and had a great personality too. I can't wait to close my eyes so I can go back there again. Enjoy fellows.

Saw her a couple weeks ago outcall. Arrived quickly and and a good time was had. She just had a kid and so her tummy was a little loose but her pussy was nice and tight. She got into it. Didn't get a chance to sample her famous BJ. Not GFE but YMMV.

[Kazoomick]

I've seen Sarah a few times. Excellent skills, pictures are real, fake boobs but who cares I love to play with them. I've always had a great time with her from start to finish! She looks a lot like Victoria Principal from Dallas the 80's TV show As always YMMV.

http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/Female...tie-34/6347612

Can't get the f*and link to copy. Back Page, Kalamazoo, Friday 9/16. 5th posting

I've seen her as well and agree. Would only add that she spooks easily is very nervous on first date and was not GFE, at least for me. Still, a good time can be had.

[TwistedBrother]

It would be nice to see a recent report on her with details, which I don't think was really the case with post on her. Can you elaborate some? You say a lot more without saying a lot more, if you know what I mean. Just leave out the graphic details (but imply them) and it should all be good. Tell us what she looks like and stuff, her vibe, the massage, etc. Similar to an AMP experience?

The fact that it's in Otsego still titillates me and imagine that's part of the reason she has to try and be on the DL (though I can read she's been in trouble before).

No experience with the tantric in BC. Try this one, but RTFF first. I've seen her a few times now an in the past. Still great, just a little unusual. Back Page SW Michigan.

In Otsego. 2692549198 Looking for a nice relaxing massage? Our deluxe is only $80 this month, its normally $120. A great deal!

Ask about upgrading to the Creme dela creme if you've seen me before! .

No explicite questions please. My staff just answers the phone.

128 east Allegan st. 49078

• Location: Southwest Michigan, Otsego

• Post ID: 6711245 swmi.

[No Butts]

No experience with the tantric in BC. Try this one, but RTFF first. I've seen her a few times now an in the past. Still great, just a little unusual. Back Page SW Michigan.

In Otsego. 2692549198 Looking for a nice relaxing massage? Our deluxe is only $80 this month, its normally $120. A great deal!

Ask about upgrading to the Creme dela creme if you've seen me before! .

No explicite questions please. My staff just answers the phone.

128 east Allegan st. 49078

• Location: Southwest Michigan, Otsego

• Post ID: 6711245 swmi.

Saw this add on BP and hoped someone here could give me some info on her.

http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/Female...bbw-28/6888997

Thanks in advance.

[Spongebob357]

Saw this add on BP and hoped someone here could give me some info on her.

http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/Female...bbw-28/6888997

Thanks in advance.

[Macatawa]

I am in need of a female (age doesn't matter so much) who gives a great massage with a HE only. No FS. I would prefer someone in Kazoo, Plainwell, TR or BC. All this for around $ or less. I know of some names but none that have worked out. I know that there are some that never advertise who will include a HJ at the end.

If you could PM me, that would be great. Or you can post it here, but sometimes these therapists are better left for private communications.

Thanks.