Strip Club Reports

**Bham08** · 12-20-18 23:33

I don't get out often. How can you tell if you'll leave a satisfied customer? I've been to both local clubs. Following the house rules some girls dance and work until you have a spring in your step and some girls are like NO WAY! How do you sort it before hand?

If not GR. Where are the more enjoyable clubs to go to? Kzoo sounds dead. Lansing? Battle Creek? Or have to go to Detroit ot Chicago?

**NineLeaf420** · 12-07-18 18:22

Was at both clubs this week and they were pretty lame. Completely clothed the whole time no stripping on stage or private at both places. Sensations was probably the worst, girls were good looking but they were all way too stoned to dance! Haha I'm fine with getting high at work as long as you can still function but damn. Most of them were blitzed out of there minds and lazy! Was there last year and it wasnt nearly as bad, got to see some titties, even had some fun with one and was smoking with them but they were at least functioning and dancing good.

Parkway wasnt too bad girls were sexy and nice but still no titties or anything. They did give you a little lapdance grind for a few bucks and private dances were cheap. Drinks were stout and the bartender I thought was probably the best looking girl in there but she wouldn't do a dance! She was also probably the friendliest girl of both clubs.

**Bismark** · 12-07-18 04:10

Originally Posted by Bham08 [View Original Post]

In other towns I could see the girl just another time of the week. Here the schedules are sporadic, tropics and sensations. Any pros out there know why? I'd love to see a dancer I met a few weeks ago at sensations but I have no iidea her schedule, Morgan. Anyone know of her?

The GR clubs don't have schedules like other places. Most of the dancers come and go as they please and only work when they need money. Some of them have common tendencies but most are in school and, for the next week or two, will be negotiating finals and may be hard to find.

**Bismark** · 12-07-18 04:09

Originally Posted by Valerian [View Original Post]

Anyone know if a girl named scarlett is still dancing at Parkway Tropics, from Kzoo so I don't see too often here. If not I'll probably just try my luck at a Detroit club Haha I'll be moving over there soon anyway. Saw her several weeks ago and have been looking for her since. Unfortunately no luck. Would love to hear back from someone.

Yup, she's still there. She dances nights, usually between Thurs and Sat though not always.

**Electronman** · 12-05-18 11:46

Originally Posted by Valerian [View Original Post]

Anyone know if a girl named scarlett is still dancing at Parkway Tropics, from Kzoo so I don't see too often here. If not I'll probably just try my luck at a Detroit club Haha I'll be moving over there soon anyway. Saw her several weeks ago and have been looking for her since. Unfortunately no luck. Would love to hear back from someone.

No idea if it is the same dancer, but there is a Scarlett who dances occasionally at Angels in Kalamazoo.

**Bham08** · 12-05-18 00:03

In other towns I could see the girl just another time of the week. Here the schedules are sporadic, tropics and sensations. Any pros out there know why? I'd love to see a dancer I met a few weeks ago at sensations but I have no iidea her schedule, Morgan. Anyone know of her?

**JamesTheSloth** · 11-26-18 16:54

Went tropical on Wednesday afternoon around 4.3 girls and 10+ guests. No matter how the girl looks, as long as she asks, she can be taken to the VIP and dance for a while. I guess GR is really a seller's market.

Stay warm gents!

**ZzzDamm** · 11-24-18 21:36

Originally Posted by Bismark [View Original Post]

I am sitting with Katrina. Feel free to say hi.

Hey lovely ladies, hopefully different day!

**TeddBear** · 11-24-18 17:14

Originally Posted by Bismark [View Original Post]

I am sitting with Katrina. Feel free to say hi.

I'm sitting at the bar next to the other girl here Jade LOL.

**Bismark** · 11-24-18 16:40

I am sitting with Katrina. Feel free to say hi.

**Bismark** · 11-23-18 22:21

Originally Posted by Bismark [View Original Post]

We have a proposed date. If you did not get a PM on this and are interested, please message me.

Folks, please note:

- Anyone planning on dropping into Parkway to hang out should know that this is not an event the club is putting on; it's people going to a club. There won't be any special activities and folks should not assume any kind of lenience or understanding from club management.

- Several of the dancers know about the web site and know when folks have decided to drop in. They are excited at the prospect of customers but are not interested in breaking the club rules. In short, no one wants a finger in anything or a tongue on anything. I am sure some of you have personal relationships with some of the dancers and whatever you normally do when you hang there is likely fine. This is not a Detroit club; no one's likely to take you in back and make your day.

- I don't know if any of the ladies from here will be in the club; none contacted me for any information. They are, of course, welcome and the dancers usually get far more interactive with excited women than any of the men. If you know the planned date and time, please feel free to invite or bring your ATF. If anyone, man or woman, wants the date and time, please message me. Some others like Benz, Monger, TeddBear, and perhaps more also know the date and time and I have not asked anyone to keep it a secret. I am not posting it here only because the consensus was that undesirable.

Should be entertaining. Please, everyone, this is not a good time to be kicked out of a bikini bar or arrested. Just sayin.

**Monger01** · 11-22-18 16:29

Well I got no takers on that so I will not be there. Have a great weekend all.

Originally Posted by Monger01 [View Original Post]

I'll most likely not be able to make the proposed date but hope you all have a good time. If anyone wants to do day after thanksgiving (Friday) shoot me a pm.

**Monger01** · 11-16-18 16:29

I'll most likely not be able to make the proposed date but hope you all have a good time. If anyone wants to do day after thanksgiving (Friday) shoot me a pm.

Originally Posted by Bismark [View Original Post]

We have a proposed date. If you did not get a PM on this and are interested, please message me.

**Bismark** · 11-14-18 01:58

We have a proposed date. If you did not get a PM on this and are interested, please message me.

**Benz1** · 11-10-18 00:36

Originally Posted by Blackfire [View Original Post]

That sounds cute, but LE are not completely stupid. I wouldn't underestimate them. I doubt they would put a lot of effort into it, but if it was handed to them without significant effort on their part I bet they'd love to hassle the real Benz.

I would show LE my clergy card and say you must be mistaken. Tell them they are forgiven and pray with them to find the real Benz.