Strip Club Reports

[Miguel89]

Anyone at the clubs going to give a shout out to a good dancer at a club? Club, day and shift helpful. We all have to eat. Maybe tatertots and strip clubs don't go together but. Worth a try.

Selene at Sensations, she's usually there Thursday and Friday nights. Short mixed girl (white / native American) with big natural tits.

[Bham08]

I still go to parkway about once a week. Fridays and Saturdays from 10-2 are the best times. To be honest, I enjoy spending my money on these dancers than hookers anyway. Hell of a lot safer.

I'm assuming 10:00 pm to 2:00 am. Tough hours for the parent to get out. Shame with all the hard working girls. I agree about the dance. A good couple dances beats running after problems.

Anyone at the clubs going to give a shout out to a good dancer at a club? Club, day and shift helpful. We all have to eat. Maybe tatertots and strip clubs don't go together but. Worth a try.

[Bham08]

Anything new at the clubs? Anyone know how to catch Morgan? Last insaw her was at Sensations. Good time from what I remember. So have people given up on the strip clubs? I just cannot get out. But when I have the firs work hard to put a smile on my face.

Completely separate some pole dancers are amazing athletes.

[NoseJelly]

Anyone been to Fantasy's in Traverse City lately. The old Pink Place?

[GrassMan1984]

That was actually a decent club. Had some fun there. The having to wear panties was weird. Or maybe it was the girls option. Not sure.

Damn, typo. Just noticed I did this. Pasties, not panties LOL.

[GrassMan1984]

Remember the club that was started up in Stanwood. Burned to the ground and never rebuilt. Somebody didn't want a club there.

That was actually a decent club. Had some fun there. The having to wear panties was weird. Or maybe it was the girls option. Not sure.

[Otto22]

Areas outside of GR can be very conservative. Hell, Hudsonville had a ban on alcohol, within the city, until 2007! And even then they still restricted sales between 7 am and noon on sundays. If these areas don't want you they will eventually shut you down. Not sure who would want to take on that risk. If it was up to me I would have a couple strip clubs in downtown GR, and a casino too.

Remember the club that was started up in Stanwood. Burned to the ground and never rebuilt. Somebody didn't want a club there.

[Wolverines]

Areas outside of GR can be very conservative. Hell, Hudsonville had a ban on alcohol, within the city, until 2007! And even then they still restricted sales between 7 am and noon on sundays. If these areas don't want you they will eventually shut you down. Not sure who would want to take on that risk. If it was up to me I would have a couple strip clubs in downtown GR, and a casino too.

If Godivas was so great and the dude was asking $5 MM for the business why doesn't someone open a club outside of GR restrictive rules? Not too long ago I'd drive to Canada for real beer even if was a bit of extra time in a car. I mean really some farmer wouldn't want to rent some poles and do byob for a good club? Such low cost beginnings would be a gold mine. Some town has to want some tax revenue.

[Benz1]

If Godivas was so great and the dude was asking $5 MM for the business why doesn't someone open a club outside of GR restrictive rules? Not too long ago I'd drive to Canada for real beer even if was a bit of extra time in a car. I mean really some farmer wouldn't want to rent some poles and do byob for a good club? Such low cost beginnings would be a gold mine. Some town has to want some tax revenue.

You mention BYOB in a pole barn. This will not generate any new revenue for the municipality. I don't know of any girl willing to do a lap dance on a hay bale.

It will cost between 400 and 500 K to get it right for the girls to want to be there. They don't want a bunch of cheap guys jerking off in the corner. They want nice private rooms so they can make 600 to 1 K in a day.


Liquor License in Kent County is 80k The state will not allow it to be financed by any bank or Al Capone. Must have cash.

Property / building. remodel the building and bribe city council to think this is a good idea for the town.

Minimum 400k

[GrassMan1984]

Anyone hanging out at parkway today. 12/31 3:00.

[Bham08]

If Godivas was so great and the dude was asking $5 MM for the business why doesn't someone open a club outside of GR restrictive rules? Not too long ago I'd drive to Canada for real beer even if was a bit of extra time in a car. I mean really some farmer wouldn't want to rent some poles and do byob for a good club? Such low cost beginnings would be a gold mine. Some town has to want some tax revenue.

[Mike Yepthatsm]

Reminds me of Chris Rock and his take on strip clubs. "Titties and tater tots don't mix".

https://youtu.be/Vqg8-qCXKz8

It was pretty much Detroit but with an amazing breakfast buffet.

[TeddBear]

It was pretty much Detroit but with an amazing breakfast buffet.

Yes it was VIP was amazing.

[JVisaGod]

Almost any place has better clubs than Grand Rapids. Chicago may be the only exception. Avoid Chicago clubs. Battle Creek and Lansing clubs are a step up from GR but the real action is in Detroit. It's worth the drive.

It was pretty much Detroit but with an amazing breakfast buffet.

[Otto22]

I don't get out often. How can you tell if you'll leave a satisfied customer? I've been to both local clubs. Following the house rules some girls dance and work until you have a spring in your step and some girls are like NO WAY! How do you sort it before hand?

If not GR. Where are the more enjoyable clubs to go to? Kzoo sounds dead. Lansing? Battle Creek? Or have to go to Detroit ot Chicago?

Almost any place has better clubs than Grand Rapids. Chicago may be the only exception. Avoid Chicago clubs. Battle Creek and Lansing clubs are a step up from GR but the real action is in Detroit. It's worth the drive.