Massage Parlor Reports

[Benz1]

Boy, I've been here (though not to the tune of six bills thankfully). Especially the part about leaving the wallet in the car. I do the same thing more to avoid being tempted to hit the ATM in the heat of the moment.

On the old boards, way back when and through the years, stories like this were pinned to the top of one or more sections as cautionary tales. Though this doesn't include a rented car and a co-signed lease, it is still a good cautionary tale. Perhaps this should be pinned at the top of the massage section.

Maybe it should be added to the Ripoff thread, It was a upsell ripoff by most our standards. The old Classic maneuver of holding your dick in hand while upselling.

I always give the dick in hand upsell chick a surprise. Do it myself and aim for her eye.

[Haazzee]

I've not been to either Pacific location, but sounds like it's worth checking out. I've seen Amanda at Paradise for my monthly massage for about a year or so now and am very satisfied but would like a provider who has a deeper menu. Anyone specific from pacific you'd recommend? Thanks.

It is with great joy that I inform you who may not know better that you do not need to pay $160 for an hour massage with he.

There are numerous places you can go and see decent looking and even hot girls for a full one hour massage at 60 door fee and for 40-60 tip they go topless or nude and allow touching. Pacific on 44th and pacific cascade for example but others exist.

Why would you pay extra for the same or less service?

Sadly Blackfire is right. If you keep paying more they will keep charging more.

[Haazzee]

First post for me, but I've been reading your posts for months now. Thanks for everyone's sharing. I've learned a lot about how to and how NOT to handle the MP experience.

I've been visiting Amanda at Touch of Paradise for over a year now and been very pleased with the experience. I highly recommend her. She may not offer much of a menu, but her massage is consistently on point and does a good job with the build up to the finish. She's also very easy going and talks just enough but not too much. She also isn't a clock watcher, which makes it much more enjoyable. I leave relaxed every time. . 6 for an hr + . 4-. 6 tip.

I'm interested in expanding my providers to include those who get comfy and allow roaming, but I don't have the $ nor the time to waste on a bunch of exploration. Anyone have some specific providers who give service like Amanda, but with more on the menu? If so please PM me. Thanks again.

[NoseJelly]

Looks Like Saisha and Relaxation Station are next on the Whipping Post.
Maybe we should rename them, Upsell City!

Professor Benz is on to something. Oasis / Relaxation Station has been an upsell clip joint for many years. Thats why using the search thread function or asking someone first is a Monger's best friend!

[Jaynna]

No shower, I have always made appt (hr) with Emily quite regularly over last 2 yrs. WONDERFUL! I never tried for extras besides HE. I think it is now appt only as she told me business has been a little slow and they all got regular jobs. I was just there on Friday and they had the girls' phone numbers posted on the back door.

Hello,

MBD is NOT by appt only, I would rather say. If you see the specific therapist post an ad, it's safe to assume that particular therapist IS AVAILABLE that day.

We all do have additional jobs, so our schedules vary according to keeping regular hours. Someone, maybe all 3 are available 7 days a week!!

The phone numbers are posted BOTH at the front door as well as the rear door!

We appreciate your business, as always!!

Looking forward to seeing you!!

Di.

[Bismark]

I saw her a few months back and spent WAY too much for what I got. It wouldn't have been so bad, except the upsells were distracting from my relaxation. First I requested an hour via text, she told me the approx location and said to call when close. I did, and that's where the upsells started. Asked if "I wanted 4 hands it's only. 8" I agreed just to try the experience. I kinda figured that sounded like HH. . 4 each. But I specified HR in a very recent text, so let it go, thinking she'd know. I was wrong, they started the massage and literally a few minutes in, the upsells started even more. "what kind of fun can we have tonight?" while they were touching suggestively. They kept asking what I wanted, and I just asked, how much do you need to show a good time? She said, 1. 2 each and they'll show me the moon. I was just like whatever and agreed, but said I only have X cash on me. They suggested their atm, so they had me dress, go out to my vehicle to get my wallet (I never carry it in anywhere as I feel my cards could be swiped while I am not focused and just carry in what I intend to spend) I got out more cash for them and they worked on me for a few more minutes, allowing me to roam and FIV on the other girl who was down to pretty much a 2 pc bathing suit, but Saisha stayed pretty much fully dressed. Then rubbed the area and asked if I'd like to try prostate play, I again, agreed. To which they asked for another 1. 2 each. And said they'd just bring in the card reader so I didn't have to get dressed again. And of course, even that was an upsell, at $1 per every $10. So the math adds up to very close to 6 $ of nothing but distraction from upsells, a few minutes of actual massage, and a barely satisfying HE that I had to force out because I was just so irritated about the upselling distractions. Didn't care much about the money, but just wish they could have focused on me more than upselling. Plus she texts every so often asking when I am going to see her again, and I keep playing back telling her I am working out of town, etc and as soon as I am back in town, and have time after other responsibilities I'll give her a shout. Just to give her hope that I'll come back in and drop that much again. Just thought I should share my experience.

https://grandrapids.rubratings.com/116165

Boy, I've been here (though not to the tune of six bills thankfully). Especially the part about leaving the wallet in the car. I do the same thing more to avoid being tempted to hit the ATM in the heat of the moment.

On the old boards, way back when and through the years, stories like this were pinned to the top of one or more sections as cautionary tales. Though this doesn't include a rented car and a co-signed lease, it is still a good cautionary tale. Perhaps this should be pinned at the top of the massage section.

[Benz1]

Wow! What NOT to do at a MP. No shock she's texting you to return.

Looks Like Saisha and Relaxation Station are next on the Whipping Post.
Maybe we should rename them, Upsell City!

[Haazzee]

First time posting, but I've been reading your posts for months- thanks for everyone's input. Definitely learned a lot of what to do and what not to do.

Just wanted to make a quick plug for this provider. I've been seeing her regularly for over a year. If you're looking for a real good massage in a relaxing environment with a very pleasant and caring person then give her a shout. She works M-Sat in the morning and early afternoon, which works for my schedule, but not for most I assume.

[Edge 1201]

Has anybody visited Paula? I see her postings all over but not a lot of comments.

https://grandrapids.rubratings.com/116546

[Mystry12]

Good morning.

Been in the mood for a good NURU and wondered if anyone had any experience with Jezibel at http://www.jezenuru.com/.

Looks like it might be legit and promising at the same time.

Also does anyone know if Brooke is offering them again since she re-entered the game? I never was able to enjoy, but understand hers were legendary.

[Otto22]

I saw her a few months back and spent WAY too much for what I got. It wouldn't have been so bad, except the upsells were distracting from my relaxation. First I requested an hour via text, she told me the approx location and said to call when close. I did, and that's where the upsells started. Asked if "I wanted 4 hands it's only. 8" I agreed just to try the experience. I kinda figured that sounded like HH. . 4 each. But I specified HR in a very recent text, so let it go, thinking she'd know. I was wrong, they started the massage and literally a few minutes in, the upsells started even more. "what kind of fun can we have tonight?" while they were touching suggestively. They kept asking what I wanted, and I just asked, how much do you need to show a good time? She said, 1. 2 each and they'll show me the moon. I was just like whatever and agreed, but said I only have X cash on me. They suggested their atm, so they had me dress, go out to my vehicle to get my wallet (I never carry it in anywhere as I feel my cards could be swiped while I am not focused and just carry in what I intend to spend) I got out more cash for them and they worked on me for a few more minutes, allowing me to roam and FIV on the other girl who was down to pretty much a 2 pc bathing suit, but Saisha stayed pretty much fully dressed. Then rubbed the area and asked if I'd like to try prostate play, I again, agreed. To which they asked for another 1. 2 each. And said they'd just bring in the card reader so I didn't have to get dressed again. And of course, even that was an upsell, at $1 per every $10. So the math adds up to very close to 6 $ of nothing but distraction from upsells, a few minutes of actual massage, and a barely satisfying HE that I had to force out because I was just so irritated about the upselling distractions. Didn't care much about the money, but just wish they could have focused on me more than upselling. Plus she texts every so often asking when I am going to see her again, and I keep playing back telling her I am working out of town, etc and as soon as I am back in town, and have time after other responsibilities I'll give her a shout. Just to give her hope that I'll come back in and drop that much again. Just thought I should share my experience.

https://grandrapids.rubratings.com/116165

Wow! Just Wow!

[Monger01]

Wow! What NOT to do at a MP. No shock she's texting you to return.

I saw her a few months back and spent WAY too much for what I got. It wouldn't have been so bad, except the upsells were distracting from my relaxation. First I requested an hour via text, she told me the approx location and said to call when close. I did, and that's where the upsells started. Asked if "I wanted 4 hands it's only. 8" I agreed just to try the experience. I kinda figured that sounded like HH. . 4 each. But I specified HR in a very recent text, so let it go, thinking she'd know. I was wrong, they started the massage and literally a few minutes in, the upsells started even more. "what kind of fun can we have tonight?" while they were touching suggestively. They kept asking what I wanted, and I just asked, how much do you need to show a good time? She said, 1. 2 each and they'll show me the moon. I was just like whatever and agreed, but said I only have X cash on me. They suggested their atm, so they had me dress, go out to my vehicle to get my wallet (I never carry it in anywhere as I feel my cards could be swiped while I am not focused and just carry in what I intend to spend) I got out more cash for them and they worked on me for a few more minutes, allowing me to roam and FIV on the other girl who was down to pretty much a 2 pc bathing suit, but Saisha stayed pretty much fully dressed. Then rubbed the area and asked if I'd like to try prostate play, I again, agreed. To which they asked for another 1. 2 each. And said they'd just bring in the card reader so I didn't have to get dressed again. And of course, even that was an upsell, at $1 per every $10. So the math adds up to very close to 6 $ of nothing but distraction from upsells, a few minutes of actual massage, and a barely satisfying HE that I had to force out because I was just so irritated about the upselling distractions. Didn't care much about the money, but just wish they could have focused on me more than upselling. Plus she texts every so often asking when I am going to see her again, and I keep playing back telling her I am working out of town, etc and as soon as I am back in town, and have time after other responsibilities I'll give her a shout. Just to give her hope that I'll come back in and drop that much again. Just thought I should share my experience.

https://grandrapids.rubratings.com/116165

[Love The Lips]

I agree that Blessings does a great massage and so does Lotus Flower on Burton and they too have the bars on top to walk on your back, great massage.

Does Blessings and Lotus Flower include an HE?

[SweetHemiStud]

Uh, I have no words for this one.

Yeah, me either. I felt kinda stupid at a point, but decided it'd be worse to lay down as much as I did and get nothing by walking out, or just spend a little more and at least get off for the money I gave. Her lose, really, if they weren't so greedy, I woulda been a repeat customer and paid them much more than that. Instead she wanted to milk what she could for the first time seeing me. I'm half tempted to go back and get JUST the 30 min massage at the door price only, no HE, no nothing, just to make her feel like her time was wasted after so much anticipation.

[Love The Lips]

I saw her a few months back and spent WAY too much for what I got. It wouldn't have been so bad, except the upsells were distracting from my relaxation. First I requested an hour via text, she told me the approx location and said to call when close. I did, and that's where the upsells started. Asked if "I wanted 4 hands it's only. 8" I agreed just to try the experience. I kinda figured that sounded like HH. . 4 each. But I specified HR in a very recent text, so let it go, thinking she'd know. I was wrong, they started the massage and literally a few minutes in, the upsells started even more. "what kind of fun can we have tonight?" while they were touching suggestively. They kept asking what I wanted, and I just asked, how much do you need to show a good time? She said, 1. 2 each and they'll show me the moon. I was just like whatever and agreed, but said I only have X cash on me. They suggested their atm, so they had me dress, go out to my vehicle to get my wallet (I never carry it in anywhere as I feel my cards could be swiped while I am not focused and just carry in what I intend to spend) I got out more cash for them and they worked on me for a few more minutes, allowing me to roam and FIV on the other girl who was down to pretty much a 2 pc bathing suit, but Saisha stayed pretty much fully dressed. Then rubbed the area and asked if I'd like to try prostate play, I again, agreed. To which they asked for another 1. 2 each. And said they'd just bring in the card reader so I didn't have to get dressed again. And of course, even that was an upsell, at $1 per every $10. So the math adds up to very close to 6 $ of nothing but distraction from upsells, a few minutes of actual massage, and a barely satisfying HE that I had to force out because I was just so irritated about the upselling distractions. Didn't care much about the money, but just wish they could have focused on me more than upselling. Plus she texts every so often asking when I am going to see her again, and I keep playing back telling her I am working out of town, etc and as soon as I am back in town, and have time after other responsibilities I'll give her a shout. Just to give her hope that I'll come back in and drop that much again. Just thought I should share my experience.

https://grandrapids.rubratings.com/116165

Uh, I have no words for this one.