Massage Parlor Reports

[Wolverines]

Thanks for the review.

Stopped in at Pacific on a Tuesday morning dreaming of this chick based on her pics on Skip the Games. Not attractive at all. She's the girl in the picks but filters cover up a lot. Unenthusiastic massage that turned into an unenthusiastic handshake. Her boobs looked like rocks stuffed inside tiny socks. The massage was so bad it hurt my feelings. Avoid!

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...h/399520909140.

[White300]

Stopped in at Pacific on a Tuesday morning dreaming of this chick based on her pics on Skip the Games. Not attractive at all. She's the girl in the picks but filters cover up a lot. Unenthusiastic massage that turned into an unenthusiastic handshake. Her boobs looked like rocks stuffed inside tiny socks. The massage was so bad it hurt my feelings. Avoid! http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...h/399520909140.

Great review.

[Bloozer]

Is there anyone in grand Rapids that offers topless haircuts? Tia.

I've been a barber in Holland since 1981. I now lease a chair on the South side. I'll do a topless haircut. Just pay for the haircut. The topless is on me!

The haircut will be fantastic The topless, not so much.

[VelvetGoldMine]

Stopped in at Pacific on a Tuesday morning dreaming of this chick based on her pics on Skip the Games. Not attractive at all. She's the girl in the picks but filters cover up a lot. Unenthusiastic massage that turned into an unenthusiastic handshake. Her boobs looked like rocks stuffed inside tiny socks. The massage was so bad it hurt my feelings. Avoid! http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...h/399520909140.

[Comrad]

Does anyone know of a parlor, or independent provider that offers this service?

I thought that they were all milking tables, LOL!

[SweetHemiStud]

Hello all,

Has anyone seen this one. No name so hard to search for reviews. Thanks http://muskegon.skipthegames.com/mas...e/753456441960.

Haven't seen her, but I did notice the title says blonde, but the description says brunette. And none of the pics prove either way. May be trivial, but enough to keep my guard up, like, what else is going to change??

[KentwoodBorn]

Is there anyone in grand Rapids that offers topless haircuts? Tia.

[Wolverines]

Thought I had heard / seen it all, but I had to google that one.

Does anyone know of a parlor, or independent provider that offers this service?

[Bth9318]

Hello all,

Has anyone seen this one. No name so hard to search for reviews. Thanks http://muskegon.skipthegames.com/mas...e/753456441960.

[Billiam69]

Does anyone know of a parlor, or independent provider that offers this service?

[DjBiker]

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[Member #6400]

Had a great 90 minute session with Emily this afternoon. Emily is very attractive, an ass to die for, her body is in great shape, legs that go on forever, she's a great conversationalist, sexy as hell and gives a pretty damn good massage. I'd compare the thoroughness and the skill to massages I've had at resorts. But she's more fun! I had an extended erotic massage combined with the Nuru massage. My first Nuru! Damn, that was fun.

Had a great relaxing hot time. Will repeat.

[Squirt 1]

I'm glad to hear that. London had said she'd worked at HH in the past and didn't find a good fit there, either.

Hayley only hires top notch.

I stopped in Friday and got lucky with new girl Lacey. Web ad said Lucy. She was everything I hoped for and more. Unfortunately she is only doing Friday night, sat and Sunday due to real job. Cute blonde with baby damage, but she treated me well. I will be seeing her regularly.

[SweetHemiStud]

Then you must have totally missed out on Astaire's. Man, I miss those girls. We need a men's spa, massage, hair cut, waxing, the whole bit.

However, we do have a rule, she doesn't want to know who, what they look like, and specifics. So, to make that work, I'm very selective about the providers in town that I see, since I will usually bump into them outside of sessions. Like the one who's kid was in the same classroom as mine a while back.

Fortunately, we have many professional (I. E. Discrete) providers in town, so that is a plus. I would recommend Megan or Emily at MBD from top of mind. I haven't seen Sweet posting anywhere in forever and lost her digits ages ago, but she was my top of list therapist. Money and time have been hard to come by lately, so I've not seen much of anyone in months.

I'm a very frequent regularvwith Emily. Though am LONG overdue to see her been busy and low on cash, and out of town for work. When I did have cash, I couldn't get away around her schedule, so I went elsewhere.

[GMacMan]

Yeeaahhh, I nearly got divorced over getting my haircut at Lady Janes.

Then you must have totally missed out on Astaire's. Man, I miss those girls. We need a men's spa, massage, hair cut, waxing, the whole bit.

However, we do have a rule, she doesn't want to know who, what they look like, and specifics. So, to make that work, I'm very selective about the providers in town that I see, since I will usually bump into them outside of sessions. Like the one who's kid was in the same classroom as mine a while back.

Fortunately, we have many professional (I. E. Discrete) providers in town, so that is a plus. I would recommend Megan or Emily at MBD from top of mind. I haven't seen Sweet posting anywhere in forever and lost her digits ages ago, but she was my top of list therapist. Money and time have been hard to come by lately, so I've not seen much of anyone in months.