Massage Parlor Reports

**Benz1** · 04-24-19 01:06

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

Called ahead for an appointment, like I always do, so I get the Lady I want, and they gave my appointment to a walk in! This is the second time they did this. The first time it happened, I decided to go with the Lady available because she was new to me. Great massage, but a crappy vise grip HJ. This time I complained loudly. I said WTF? Why bother answering the phone and taking an appointment? You Ladies know me by name when I call! You couldn't handle 2 hours advance notice? As I turned to walk out, the dude that got my appointment yells out, "sorry Bro, I didn't know". No problem I said, enjoy your massage! Then I left. Fuck It!

NJ.

Jade can help you through the pain of abuse and neglect from your your visit to Real Massage.

I sent you a special password so she knows you're the one that needs extra attention.

Those tits are amazing. They're so firm, They stand straight up while lying on her back. Definitely worth a squeeze or two.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...e/991269636454

**Benz1** · 04-24-19 00:47

Originally Posted by Misunderstood [View Original Post]

I wish I wasn't on the "do not see list" and menu was alittle more open

I think I'm on the do not see list too.

She was a friend of mine on Facebook.

One day she took a selfie, lifting her shirt to show off her six pack abs, I made a comment and Poof Blocked forever.
Learned my lesson, just hit like and jerk off without saying a word.

I didn't think a girl showing off her 6 pack would be so sensitive about comments. I think I posted "Want Some". It was a long time ago, I'm not sure if she still has the 6 pack abs.

Looks like Aliese is giving you a second chance, please report back on those abs.

**Guitar Man** · 04-23-19 22:40

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

Called ahead for an appointment, like I always do, so I get the Lady I want, and they gave my appointment to a walk in! This is the second time they did this. The first time it happened, I decided to go with the Lady available because she was new to me. Great massage, but a crappy vise grip HJ. This time I complained loudly. I said WTF? Why bother answering the phone and taking an appointment? You Ladies know me by name when I call! You couldn't handle 2 hours advance notice? As I turned to walk out, the dude that got my appointment yells out, "sorry Bro, I didn't know". No problem I said, enjoy your massage! Then I left. Fuck It!

NJ.

What is the name of the new lady with the vise grip HJ?

**Love The Lips** · 04-23-19 21:18

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

It's in my post title LTL. The Real Massage on 44th west of Breton Ave.

Thanks, I wasn't familiar with that name.

**NoseJelly** · 04-23-19 20:58

Originally Posted by LoveTheLips [View Original Post]

Where was this at NJ?

It's in my post title LTL. The Real Massage on 44th west of Breton Ave.

**Choose** · 04-23-19 20:44

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

Called ahead for an appointment, like I always do, so I get the Lady I want, and they gave my appointment to a walk in! This is the second time they did this. The first time it happened, I decided to go with the Lady available because she was new to me. Great massage, but a crappy vise grip HJ. This time I complained loudly. I said WTF? Why bother answering the phone and taking an appointment? You Ladies know me by name when I call! You couldn't handle 2 hours advance notice? As I turned to walk out, the dude that got my appointment yells out, "sorry Bro, I didn't know". No problem I said, enjoy your massage! Then I left. Fuck It!

NJ.

I feel your pain. Same thing happened to me two weeks in a row. I call the night before, they know me, I schedule with her and even tell them to be sure to tell her. I show up ten minutes before they open so I sit in my car and wait. Some dude pulls up, walks in and gets my spot. Pissed me off. When I asked the manager about it she says never turns a customer away. I said you just did. I too said Fuck it and left.

What's the point of making an appointment if they don't honor it? They probably get stood up a lot.

**Tomalen23** · 04-23-19 20:18

Originally Posted by Pete3854 [View Original Post]

I saw Kyra the other day, did a walk in for an hour long appointment. She is very attractive as all you guys say, but that is where the comparisons end. She wanted ME to do my own happy ending and she was done in 30 minutes. That's strike two on this place. I have seen Haley in the past and she was great. Saw the little blonde Wynter there awhile back when she worked there and she also scooted me out the door with 30 minutes remaining. I have read some of their ads in the past claiming that you get your full time, well that just is not true whatsoever.

I saw kyra- hour session ended in 25 min.

Job well done but she was pissed at the $40 tip on top of $80 she charged me for the "hour".

**Love The Lips** · 04-23-19 20:14

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

Called ahead for an appointment, like I always do, so I get the Lady I want, and they gave my appointment to a walk in! This is the second time they did this. The first time it happened, I decided to go with the Lady available because she was new to me. Great massage, but a crappy vise grip HJ. This time I complained loudly. I said WTF? Why bother answering the phone and taking an appointment? You Ladies know me by name when I call! You couldn't handle 2 hours advance notice? As I turned to walk out, the dude that got my appointment yells out, "sorry Bro, I didn't know". No problem I said, enjoy your massage! Then I left. Fuck It!

NJ.

Where was this at NJ?

**NoseJelly** · 04-23-19 20:08

Called ahead for an appointment, like I always do, so I get the Lady I want, and they gave my appointment to a walk in! This is the second time they did this. The first time it happened, I decided to go with the Lady available because she was new to me. Great massage, but a crappy vise grip HJ. This time I complained loudly. I said WTF? Why bother answering the phone and taking an appointment? You Ladies know me by name when I call! You couldn't handle 2 hours advance notice? As I turned to walk out, the dude that got my appointment yells out, "sorry Bro, I didn't know". No problem I said, enjoy your massage! Then I left. Fuck It!

NJ.

**Wolverines** · 04-23-19 18:54

Thanks for the review.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...5/069854747828

Originally Posted by Tomalen23 [View Original Post]

https://grandrapids.rubratings.com/123203

"Katie"- has amazing reviews- but, my take:

Pros:
Good massage.
Ok looking.

Cons:
Was smoking her e-cig and chugging a 2 liter pop bottle throughout the session!
Would let me touch her boobs- "off limits".

Not going back.

**Wolverines** · 04-23-19 18:30

Thanks for the review.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...a/015916125920

Originally Posted by MarkWa [View Original Post]

Had received a recommendation for Lywanna from another member so decided to give her a visit. Very pleasant person from the moment we started talking when I walked in. She gave a very nice and firm massage on my back. On the flip she also treated me right. I would recommend and will return when my schedule will allow. $40/$40 for the half hour standard.

**NoseJelly** · 04-23-19 15:56

Originally Posted by Hockey0999 [View Original Post]

I visited Jessica a little while back, hot body average face, gives a great massage and is very personable. She got nude on the flip, allows roaming for fun. Love the straight forward personality, will visit again.

I agree with Hockey. J. B. Is fun. Spectacular Nipples!

NJ.

**Wolverines** · 04-23-19 13:52

Great review.

Originally Posted by Shawtren [View Original Post]

I had a lunch meeting that got delayed for a day, and I was pretty bummed that I rescheduled everything around it and now. Nothing.

But then it sank in that I had a free half hour, and I was right around the corner from MBD. On a hunch, I messaged Di, and in 15 minutes I was laying comfortable on her table. I was a happy man.

Now for those of you that have never met her, Di is a total MILF. Beautiful smile, nice rack and great curves. In addition to that, she gives one hell of a therapeutic massage! The minute she laid hands on me I began to unwind. Warm oil, soothing music and a firm deep pressure that went straight to my stress points. She found little kinks and worked them out for me, and took her time in the places she knows I like to have attention given to.

She takes the time to wipe off any excess oil before the flip which I really like. I certainly don't want to go back to work all greasy feeling. Never an issue with her.

After the flip, she took care of the last task I needed HANDled, and she smiled the whole time and made me feel like I was right where I was supposed to be. My hands did not sit idle either. She did not rush me off when I was done. The conversation was lively and familiar, though I have known her for three years now, so that makes it easy. Bu she has ALWAYS been easy to talk to from day one.

For that half, I gave her the $40 door fee and a $60 tip. I had a $100 bill and I was extremely happy with the service as usual! I would go back. And I do. OFTEN!

Give her a shout. You won't regret it!! http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...e/080231230141.

Shaw.

**Wolverines** · 04-23-19 13:48

Thanks for the review.

Originally Posted by Hockey0999 [View Original Post]

I visited Jessica a little while back, hot body average face, gives a great massage and is very personable. She got nude on the flip, allows roaming for fun. Love the straight forward personality, will visit again.

**MarkWa** · 04-23-19 13:39

Had received a recommendation for Lywanna from another member so decided to give her a visit. Very pleasant person from the moment we started talking when I walked in. She gave a very nice and firm massage on my back. On the flip she also treated me right. I would recommend and will return when my schedule will allow. $40/$40 for the half hour standard.