Massage Parlor Reports

[MassageYes]

I just hit up their booker. Looks like LuLu and Lisa are working today. Lulu seems to be unfavorable recently and I've never heard of Lisa. I know Lotus and LA spa do table showers as well.

Lotus. OMFG! I'd say 70 yr old.

I checked in and mama said young girl next.

I was ok WTH I'm here.

WOW no younger. Well younger then mama.

She says what do you want. I just laughed and said foot massage.

She said oh baby I give you a good time!

I about threw up.

How is that place in buisness?

Run away!

[OldDutch]

LTL has some good advice.

Panacea is probably your best best for a first time experience with massage. Pretty women, predictable costs, and a fun time. I'm fairly sure that Summer is out of the biz. Ava is a good option there for sure. Heard some good things about Jade too. Or just take the luck of the draw. Here's a link to an ad: https://skipthegames.com/posts/ann-a...-/594983047201

Another good option is Luxe. Lexi is solid there. Here is a link: https://skipthegames.com/posts/ann-a...-/752755253720

I agree both are worth trying if you are a first timer. My first time was at BBU when it was downtown, and that was a good place to be introduced to the hobby. Too bad Brit's band is all in the rear view mirror.

Luxe is great and worth checking out.

[TypicalDude]

Booked a last-minute session with Milan today and, on the way home, I was trying to figure out how to describe how she's so great at what she does. How to explain it in words. We have lots of great options in GR, but what makes someone / someplace stand out?

I think it's because she completely focuses on me, like nothing else matters in the world. And I know that connection only exists in that specific time that I've paid for, not before, and not after. But it's awesome to be the focus of someone's attention for any amount of time. Aside from skills, and beauty, it's the connection that happens in that session, in that room.

Compared to other people on this board, I don't do this stuff very frequently, and I know there's a lot of excellent providers out there that I've never experienced. But this ability to focus on the other person is something that's lost on some providers. Just the fantasy of being the most important thing in the world to someone for an amount of time. And yes, it's great when that someone is god-tier at the mechanics, that's a really big deal. Milan checks that box with a paint roller. It's a bonus when that someone is drop-dead gorgeous. Check once again. But, it takes things to a whole different level when there's a total focus on you, and the person is driven to find out what you like, and they really listen. Like it really matters to them.

And when I leave it's like everything's just better, across the board. It's amazing to be able to have that kind of experience. It's often a choice between one or two of these qualities, it's rare when you can have all of the above. Which has made me into a broken record: I can't recommend JD highly enough. The space is welcoming, bright, clean, always improving. The staff are talented, beautiful, personable and professional. There should be Michelin stars given for massage.

[Tommey]

Long time monger who has never been to MP I don't know where to get started, How much is a HR? How much do you tip? Who to see? Would like to take the plunge tomorrow would prefer someone who gets comfortable during the massage and a good HE, If you want PM me.

LTL has some good advice.

Panacea is probably your best best for a first time experience with massage. Pretty women, predictable costs, and a fun time. I'm fairly sure that Summer is out of the biz. Ava is a good option there for sure. Heard some good things about Jade too. Or just take the luck of the draw. Here's a link to an ad: https://skipthegames.com/posts/ann-a...-/594983047201

Another good option is Luxe. Lexi is solid there. Here is a link: https://skipthegames.com/posts/ann-a...-/752755253720

[Yankie]

Seven Day Spa has a table shower. It can be the start of a great time at this place depending on who you draw as a masseuse. I've heard Lulu is back but so far haven't seen a stellar review which is a shame as she was a great provider before. Not sure why the change of heart but I have had some really good times with her at Oriental Magic Hands. I have had great times with Christina, Amy and the last provider I saw but I can't remember her name. Rates are 80 an hour with table shower and I have never been shorted on time.

I just hit up their booker. Looks like LuLu and Lisa are working today. Lulu seems to be unfavorable recently and I've never heard of Lisa. I know Lotus and LA spa do table showers as well.

[GR Explorer]

I did a search on this and came up with stuff 2+ years old and appeared no longer relevant.

My GF told me to go get a massage. Since both of our birthdays are coming up I figured both getting massages would be a treat. Does anyone have any recommendations? I know this is not typical for the forum but I figured I would ask. You never know.

I did see Erin's ad and was intrigued but then saw the comment from A2 and quickly struck that off the list. I wish Bobbi or Laurie / Autumn were still around. Now that is going back a few years.

Been looking for this to. Wife suggested a couples massage with happy endings for both. Hot idea. Have not found a place that offers yet. If you find someone. Please post a review.

[Fe Sideoiler]

Are there any parlors in the GR area that offer a good / great table shower? This is really common in other parts of the country I've been in, but it does not seem to be around here. Thanks in advance.

Seven Day Spa has a table shower. It can be the start of a great time at this place depending on who you draw as a masseuse. I've heard Lulu is back but so far haven't seen a stellar review which is a shame as she was a great provider before. Not sure why the change of heart but I have had some really good times with her at Oriental Magic Hands. I have had great times with Christina, Amy and the last provider I saw but I can't remember her name. Rates are 80 an hour with table shower and I have never been shorted on time.

[HandPrintMike]

Are there any parlors in the GR area that offer a good / great table shower? This is really common in other parts of the country I've been in, but it does not seem to be around here. Thanks in advance.

[DaddyHard4]

Has anybody seen Star (this one, the AA spinner) fairly recently? She works out of Beauty and Wellness I believe. I tried once awhile back and she wanted a deposit in the form of a gift card so I passed. But damn, she's fine (if the pics are recent / accurate). I still won't do deposits, but am intrigued. She only seems to post every so often and I've found zero recent reviews. Any info is appreciated. Thanks. --RJ.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/038976704799

Second this request!

[HighLife68]

Milan.

You are truly a miracle worker.

You had the sexiest outfit on today and your hair was gorgeous, your big blues I could get lost in, your sweet voice and those magic hands applying the icy hot to my neck. You know that with my herniated disc I do not trust anyone but you. Today you went above and beyond. The pain and numbness is at a 1 where it was a 6/7 at the start of our session.

Did I mention that you are a beautiful woman. Not only because you are truly hotter than Margo Robbie but it is your kind and generous heart that you pour into your sessions and your connection with me.

I truly appreciate you (babe.

HL68.

[RaulJulia]

Has anybody seen Star (this one, the AA spinner) fairly recently? She works out of Beauty and Wellness I believe. I tried once awhile back and she wanted a deposit in the form of a gift card so I passed. But damn, she's fine (if the pics are recent / accurate). I still won't do deposits, but am intrigued. She only seems to post every so often and I've found zero recent reviews. Any info is appreciated. Thanks. --RJ.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/038976704799

[Love The Lips]

Long time monger who has never been to MP I don't know where to get started, How much is a HR? How much do you tip? Who to see? Would like to take the plunge tomorrow would prefer someone who gets comfortable during the massage and a good HE, If you want PM me.

Most of the parlors in the area are 40-50 for a hh and 70-80 for an hour. If it's a good session meaning that it's a decent rub and they get nude or at least topless with a nice attitude including HJ or possibly a bit more, you should plan on your tip matching the door fee. If things get Super hot you can increase the tip a bit and by the same token if they have a bad attitude and don't do much, then your tip should reflect that as well. Always tip at the end of the massage even if they ask for it at the beginning or during. The good ones know not to even bring up the subject of tipping as it can ruin the mood and flow of things. Milan's Just Divine has a lot of sexy ladies that do a fantastic job. Panacea has some good ones and I would recommend Summer if you can get her and Ava as well.

[OldMan2020]

Long time monger who has never been to MP I don't know where to get started, How much is a HR? How much do you tip? Who to see? Would like to take the plunge tomorrow would prefer someone who gets comfortable during the massage and a good HE, If you want PM me.

[MrLunta]

I did a search on this and came up with stuff 2+ years old and appeared no longer relevant.

My GF told me to go get a massage. Since both of our birthdays are coming up I figured both getting massages would be a treat. Does anyone have any recommendations? I know this is not typical for the forum but I figured I would ask. You never know.

I did see Erin's ad and was intrigued but then saw the comment from A2 and quickly struck that off the list. I wish Bobbi or Laurie / Autumn were still around. Now that is going back a few years.

[PrincessLuna]

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed our time together! Looking forward to you visiting again!

Construction is slowly coming to an end. Milan has been working her booty off! A few cosmetic things left to finish up.

Princess.

There's not much to add that I feel like the other reviews didn't already include so I'll keep this one pretty short.

The location is pretty nice, still in the works as it's not fully complete (still wrapping up paint and stuff in some rooms) though I was told it should be done by end of the month.

The massage was really in depth and covered more than what I'd usually get so I'd probably give that an 8 or so. I will mention she does use a lot of lotion but she wipes it down near the end. In the case having more time affects this score I do want to note I did a 90 rather than my usual hour.

Finish was probably one of the best I've had, so likely a 9 in that regard.

For a TLDR, would see again if I was in town.

Pocket Aces.

Also for those who wanted to shoot her a PM, her inbox should be cleared now. I had to message her for the address and contact information.