Massage Parlor Reports

[MassageHunter]

Is amazing Annie around anymore? Lost her digits a year or so back and want to see her. Not the Annie at panacea (who is amazing in her own way), but I don't know if she's around anymore.

I also lost her digits. I did stop by MD's in Holland a few weeks back to see if by some miracle she had gone back there. No luck, they mentioned that last they knew she may have moved to Florida.

[Gene2]

Really hammers in how desperate I was LOL. But yes, I'd say that's a pretty good summation.

Idk if average is how I'd describe their looks. Obviously not knock-outs like the Brit crew or Panacea, but at least better than the usual talent found at places like Royal or Pacific.

Fucked up part is, literally seconds after I hit the send button on that report, (white girl) Breezy finally texted me back after 4 hours of silence. Really would've been nice to save that extra $200.

Aren't we all similar in that way? Money and time spent pursuing the satisfying of the urges. And how normally intelligent and responsible men will spend so much money for a less than spectacular event? The pursuit of FS for me seems to be more about the intimacy than just the enhanced feeling of FS. Brit and her staff do a great job (as do most at Panacea) of making the HJ feel awesome, at times better than FS with the protective cover. But there is an allure about looking into a pretty woman's eyes as the moment hits that makes FS special. However, for me, if that is rushed or mechanical. It's so disappointing.

And that's what makes the "on the table negotiations" terrible for me. How can I tell even an average looking woman "that's too much money" when she's holding and caressing my appendage? But if I pay the higher cost, it almost always seems to result in a lackluster experience, and a time shorted event. And that's where so very few women in this hobby have it figured out. Eventually men figure out the shorted time and lackluster experience wasn't worth repeating. But the smart women, like Brit know that giving full allotted time, keeping herself in good shape, and selling the dream (maybe she really likes spending time with me!) is of much more importance than whether or not the vagina was involved in the event. And that's why we come back and are happy we don't have to negotiate further.

Sorry to break it down into cold hard facts. But, at least for me, it is reality. But that doesn't mean I still won't dream that someday Brit may offer me FS. Of course a non-disclosure agreement will prevent me from every breathing a word about it.

Oh well. We are all pathetic.

G2.

[RobovDaslav]

Wow. That was quite the experience. I appreciate your sharing it, so I can cross that particular provider off the list. While I have an inordinate interest in Latinas, I am equally repelled by up sell and time shorting.

So if I followed your account correctly it cost 4 Benjamins for your adventure next to the graveyard.

I would certainly expect that $200 for an hour would include getting fully comfortable and liberal roaming. The fact it doesn't would lead me to expect the physical appearance to be stellar. And by all accounts it was average looks at best.

I guess the only salvage for you was that the FS took care of that itch.

Thanks for sharing your tale.

G2.

Really hammers in how desperate I was LOL. But yes, I'd say that's a pretty good summation.

Idk if average is how I'd describe their looks. Obviously not knock-outs like the Brit crew or Panacea, but at least better than the usual talent found at places like Royal or Pacific.

Fucked up part is, literally seconds after I hit the send button on that report, (white girl) Breezy finally texted me back after 4 hours of silence. Really would've been nice to save that extra $200.

[Mongerlian]

Is amazing Annie around anymore? Lost her digits a year or so back and want to see her. Not the Annie at panacea (who is amazing in her own way), but I don't know if she's around anymore.

[Gene2]

So yesterday I decided to try a new one for me.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...u/803135689688

I texted her late morning to see if she was available. She replied was available in GR area, which I knew to be true from her posted ad. So I told her I was 30 minutes away and would like an appointment. I didn't hear back so an hour later (in case she was with a client) I texted again. No response. So I waited another hour. No response. So I went to see Blonde25. Which is what I should have done from the get go. Brit just never disappoints. I did the 45 minute massage and she gave me almost an hour. Total cost of $150. Beautiful totally nude and on top of me on the table. So much more than a typical HJ. She and her staff are the real deal. No upsell. Cute and shapely women of varying looks and skills.

https://bodyworkllc.mysalononline.co...a-73ad1b164698

If anyone has successfully set with Lily please let me know how to get her to follow through with an actual appointment.

Gene.

[Gene2]

So yesterday I decided to try a new one for me.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...u/803135689688

I texted her late morning to see if she was available. She replied was available in GR area, which I knew to be true from her posted ad. So I told her I was 30 minutes away and would like an appointment. I didn't hear back so an hour later (in case she was with a client) I texted again. No response. So I waited another hour. No response. So I went to see Blonde25. Which is what I should have done from the get go. Brit just never disappoints. I did the 45 minute massage and she gave me almost an hour. Total cost of $150. Beautiful totally nude and on top of me on the table. So much more than a typical HJ. She and her staff are the real deal. No upsell. Cute and shapely women of varying looks and skills.

https://bodyworkllc.mysalononline.co...a-73ad1b164698

If anyone has successfully set with Lily please let me know how to get her to follow through with an actual appointment.

Gene.

[Gene2]

Wow. That was quite the experience. I appreciate your sharing it, so I can cross that particular provider off the list. While I have an inordinate interest in Latinas, I am equally repelled by up sell and time shorting.

So if I followed your account correctly it cost 4 Benjamins for your adventure next to the graveyard.

I would certainly expect that $200 for an hour would include getting fully comfortable and liberal roaming. The fact it doesn't would lead me to expect the physical appearance to be stellar. And by all accounts it was average looks at best.

I guess the only salvage for you was that the FS took care of that itch.

Thanks for sharing your tale.

G2.

So decided to TOFTT to see if I could end a FS dry spell. Long story, short: Ended the dry spell, but not worth it at all.

I actually find her first in the escort section of STG but she also posts in massage as well:

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/793783726167

Melanie herself is real and was willing to send a specific verification pic of my pose choice. Like most MPs, she has a little more tummy than her pictures would suggest, thick but not fat, and pretty good looking, especially for Latina lovers like myself. The place she operates out of is a fairly new salon-type spot at the end of the mini plaza on Eastern next to the graveyard (she said she's only been open for about 6 months). She has a few other girls working there with her, one of which I will also be talking about, and they were just hanging out and talking literal feet from the "room" I was lead to, which only had a curtain partition.

Believe it or not, this is where things take a turn, not a terrible one, but definitely not good. First off, the door fee is $$ for an hr. To be fair to her, that is the advertised fee, so shame on me for assuming more than I should've. The shame due to her is how horribly she shorted my time. If I was being insanely generous, I would say she may have rubbed me for about 10 minutes, before leaving out to take care of some other customer that walked in (I guess none of the other girls can take care of the business end stuff). She had me flip while she was out and when she came back, that's when she informed me that that $$ didn't even include her getting comfortable, which she wanted an extra $ for just that. And forget FS, she only does that for return costumers. She did allow touching, but that's kinda pointless over clothes to me.

[RobovDaslav]

So decided to TOFTT to see if I could end a FS dry spell. Long story, short: Ended the dry spell, but not worth it at all.

I actually find her first in the escort section of STG but she also posts in massage as well:

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/793783726167

Melanie herself is real and was willing to send a specific verification pic of my pose choice. Like most MPs, she has a little more tummy than her pictures would suggest, thick but not fat, and pretty good looking, especially for Latina lovers like myself. The place she operates out of is a fairly new salon-type spot at the end of the mini plaza on Eastern next to the graveyard (she said she's only been open for about 6 months). She has a few other girls working there with her, one of which I will also be talking about, and they were just hanging out and talking literal feet from the "room" I was lead to, which only had a curtain partition.

Believe it or not, this is where things take a turn, not a terrible one, but definitely not good. First off, the door fee is $$ for an hr. To be fair to her, that is the advertised fee, so shame on me for assuming more than I should've. The shame due to her is how horribly she shorted my time. If I was being insanely generous, I would say she may have rubbed me for about 10 minutes, before leaving out to take care of some other customer that walked in (I guess none of the other girls can take care of the business end stuff). She had me flip while she was out and when she came back, that's when she informed me that that $$ didn't even include her getting comfortable, which she wanted an extra $ for just that. And forget FS, she only does that for return costumers. She did allow touching, but that's kinda pointless over clothes to me.

At this point, I should've just cut my losses and took the tug, but I guess she sensed my disappointment, cause she offered to tag out with one of her girls that would do FS, as long as I paid another $$. Fuck it, I'm already here and I'd have to pay even more than that to go see my usual go to, so I said fine, no point for a total loss. In walks in another, less cute, but still good looking Latina girl (think Lauren / London from pacific but about 100 pounds smaller) who Melanie called Star.

Sidenote: I'm fairly certain she was this girl: https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/201722886142.

Same name, the escort ad styles match up and the body type is similar, albeit thinner in the pics. Same goes for this girl: https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...m/072368384474 who was a red head, actually body accurate, white girl I saw chilling out there. I can't confirm either one of them, but I'd be willing to put money on it that they are.

Anyway, Star comes in, strips, and gives an unremarkable CBJ, then bends over for some good enough covered K9. Not $$ good, but good enough that I didn't feel like it was a total waste.

All in all, I think Melanie is going to be wondering why her business is failing soon enough. Which sucks, cause the girls themselves were pretty cute and well mannered, none of them were rude or snotty and all greeted me when I walked in and left, and the two I interacted with gave off really chill vibes (for the few minutes I actually had with them). But I didn't get a $$ experience. Firstly, they need an actual room for the girls to hang out and talk in away from massage rooms. The ending wasn't really worth $$ and the massage damn sure wasn't either. If the door fee wasn't writing on the wall enough, the time shorting is definitely going to be the nail in the coffin. From time I walked in to time I walked out, was exactly 25 minutes, and that includes Melanie walking out once and then swapping with another. With any luck, Melanie will get a dose of reality, realize she's trying to run a business in GR, NOT NYC, and fix her pricing and time shorting. Otherwise the best I could hope for is that they all find there ways to either pacific (cascade not kentwood) or just straight up go the independent escorts route and figure out some realistic pricing, cause I would like to experience more of these girls before writing them all off for good, but that ain't going to happen with their current business model.

[Bbuzze]

In ad states she is back. Can anyone provide a review of her work?

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/923532565522#.

Saw her back awhile ago at Paradise Massage on 28th St. Very friendly, good massage, very cute but not FS. Rates were a little on the high side.

[AmpPerv]

In ad states she is back. Can anyone provide a review of her work?

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/923532565522#.

[PurpMan61]

My first experience with Berlin unfortunately didn't match most of the reviews here. Started off rough, had a 90 minute appointment. Arrived 30 minutes early and communicated so. Didn't text or call until 10 minutes after our scheduled time, then when I get into the room I waited 10-15 minutes for her to get in to the room. The session itself was good. Not great but good. She's pretty but if you're a tit man she probably wouldn't be appealing to you. Her hands felt great and she loves to hold a conversation if you're up for it. Then the last piece was she shorted me time by 20 minutes on their most expensive session then tried telling me "we went over a little bit" and tried to charge me more even though all of this was due to her running behind. I even offered to change it to an hour session to help her get back on track which she decline. I don't know if this was a one off with her, but I'd definitely be back to see Alex before seeing Berlin again at this place.

[PurpMan61]

My first experience with Berlin unfortunately didn't match most of the reviews here. Started off rough, had a 90 minute appointment. Arrived 30 minutes early and communicated so. Didn't text or call until 10 minutes after our scheduled time, then when I get into the room I waited 10-15 minutes for her to get in to the room. The session itself was good. Not great but good. She's pretty but if you're a tit man she probably wouldn't be appealing to you. Her hands felt great and she loves to hold a conversation if you're up for it. Then the last piece was she shorted me time by 20 minutes on their most expensive session then tried telling me "we went over a little bit" and tried to charge me more even though all of this was due to her running behind. I even offered to change it to an hour session to help her get back on track which she decline. I don't know if this was a one off with her, but I'd definitely be back to see Alex before seeing Berlin again at this place.

[PurpMan61]

My first experience with Berlin unfortunately didn't match most of the reviews here. Started off rough, had a 90 minute appointment. Arrived 30 minutes early and communicated so. Didn't text or call until 10 minutes after our scheduled time, then when I get into the room I waited 10-15 minutes for her to get in to the room. The session itself was good. Not great but good. She's pretty but if you're a tit man she probably wouldn't be appealing to you. Her hands felt great and she loves to hold a conversation if you're up for it. Then the last piece was she shorted me time by 20 minutes on their most expensive session then tried telling me "we went over a little bit" and tried to charge me more even though all of this was due to her running behind. I even offered to change it to an hour session to help her get back on track which she decline. I don't know if this was a one off with her, but I'd definitely be back to see Alex before seeing Berlin again at this place.

[LandRover20]

Super sexy. Really friendly. Great sense of humor. Incredible touch. Just go. And God Bless America.

[Swcdt]

Had a fun stop at Wonder. Saw Christy? Short latina gal. Little chubby, not ugly, nice titties. She must have liked my feet because she spent most of the massage time rubbing them. Good amount of teasing before the flip. She actually gave me a BBBJ from behind while I was still face down. Added in a small amount of rimming just before the flip. On the flip she got fully naked. Full roaming allowed including fiv. Continued with the BBBJ and finished with cim with no mention of tip. She was fun, just not hot. . 4 for the hh /. 6 tip. Was in and out in less than 20 minutes.