Massage Parlor Reports

[Wolverines]

Thanks for the review.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...t/500606743153

Juicy Justice had Sunday hours, and I was really tight. She welcomed me to her private residence incall, and she got me loose. Cute, nice bod, great attitude and conversation and better than average massage skills. And a lot of fun on the flip with a slippery body slide that made me happy.

1. 3 for:45, I'd repeat anytime.

[Wolverines]

Can't think of a better hobby than pussy.

LOL.

And I'm still laughing. It won't work on a wife, they have your money already. LOL You tipped her at the Alter They are happy to see you do it yourself LOL.
Now you know how to cut your losses on the MP negotiating table. You can even explain to the MP girl, I'm an expert at this. (don't forget to aim for the eye).

My wife suggested I should get a hobby, That's why I'm here

[Benz1]

Now that's a lucky man.

Luck might be a factor, I'm an opportunist. I'm available for a Damsel in distress. When they call, timing is everything. Occasionally you have to bring some game to this game.

When Layla called me for her massage, it took me a couple of days to line up the time for seeing her. She works 1 hour from my house. I had to block out 3 hours, 2 hours travel and 1 hour massage. Someone could have filled in while she waited for me to arrive, I'm glad she waited. We had fun, after the work was done!

I could tell it was a legitimate call for help from a really nice Damsel. This is the Layla report.

After she relaxed on the table I found no real tension in her back. I informed her, Knots in your arms and legs left unattended will create pain in the rest of the body.

A good masseuse will absorb the clients tension and pain (like John Coffey in the Green Mile).

Layla must be doing her job right. (She was real kinky).

I advised her to call me more often before she gets all kinky.

She got really comfortable right away, no need to negotiate with her on that, its part of her package. If you show her your package she will show you hers.

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I will repeat, when called.

[Bloozer]

LOL.

And I'm still laughing. It won't work on a wife, they have your money already. LOL You tipped her at the Alter They are happy to see you do it yourself LOL.
Now you know how to cut your losses on the MP negotiating table. You can even explain to the MP girl, I'm an expert at this. (don't forget to aim for the eye)

The main cause of divorce is wedding cake.

[Benz1]

I tried similar technique on my wife. Did it myself and said "see, I don't need you for anything, now straighten up that attitude!" And now I am into the hobby, because I am tired of doing it myself.

LOL.

And I'm still laughing. It won't work on a wife, they have your money already. LOL You tipped her at the Alter They are happy to see you do it yourself LOL.
Now you know how to cut your losses on the MP negotiating table. You can even explain to the MP girl, I'm an expert at this. (don't forget to aim for the eye).

My wife suggested I should get a hobby, That's why I'm here

[Comrad]

Thanks for the info. And also thanks to the member who PM'ed me the address. I went there a few days ago and saw the same Chinese lady who used to own wonder massage at the desk. I find her kind of greedy and rude but went with it anyway since a Spanish girl sitting on the couch in the lobby was giving eye signals. So I paid the house fee and was led to a room by the Chinese owner. She sent in the Spanish girl few minutes later. She seemed very promising, calling me honey in every single sentence and giving me sexy vibes. Not much of massage and when she flipped me in 10 min her whole attitude changed. It was all about the money. She was no longer nice. Wanted 60 for HE and 100 tip to go topless. I had opted for 30 min so these rates felt high for the time. Tried negotiating but she would not budge. Then I didn't even want the HE because it turned me off so bad so I said ok just finish my massage and I will leave. She kinda forced and said I still owe her $60 even if I don't get HE. I felt scared and felt I should never have visited this place in the first place. Her name was Rihanna. Worst experience of my life. I gave her the 60 and she tried to do HE / HJ but mentally I was so shaken that couldn't cum. Got up after a few minutes and left. There are better options elsewhere.

"You should have never given that bit& at the money, I have walked out of those places numerous times and rarely go anymore. I have a hard time paying $. 20 for a HJ when I can get FS for. 80. The only ones that I have had success with is LA off 96, and Hawaii south of Lansing. ".

[Monger01]

Shit, if my wife would take care of business I wouldn't even be in this hobby! Not all mongers are just in this for the strange pussy part of it. Some of us just need sex and are not going to sit by and be starved.

I tried similar technique on my wife. Did it myself and said "see, I don't need you for anything, now straighten up that attitude!" And now I am into the hobby, because I am tired of doing it myself.

[SweetHemiStud]

WildPlayer and maybe a few others need to hear this again.

When the negotiations on the MP table are going bad, Do It Yourself (and aim for her eye) ! This will get her attention more than anything else. She will see her tip slipping away fast. She will join in to try saving any tip she can get or walk out of the room and no tip will be expected. I've done it many times, whenever I get a bad masseuse. It works very well.

Always go into a MP willing to finish on your own.

I tried similar technique on my wife. Did it myself and said "see, I don't need you for anything, now straighten up that attitude!" And now I am into the hobby, because I am tired of doing it myself.

[Love The Lips]

WildPlayer and maybe a few others need to hear this again.

When the negotiations on the MP table are going bad, Do It Yourself (and aim for her eye) ! This will get her attention more than anything else. She will see her tip slipping away fast. She will join in to try saving any tip she can get or walk out of the room and no tip will be expected. I've done it many times, whenever I get a bad masseuse. It works very well.

Always go into a MP willing to finish on your own.

That is great advice Benz!

[Benz1]

WildPlayer and maybe a few others need to hear this again.

When the negotiations on the MP table are going bad, Do It Yourself (and aim for her eye) ! This will get her attention more than anything else. She will see her tip slipping away fast. She will join in to try saving any tip she can get or walk out of the room and no tip will be expected. I've done it many times, whenever I get a bad masseuse. It works very well.

Always go into a MP willing to finish on your own.

[Wolverines]

Glad we finally got some reviews on her.

Thanks for the info. And also thanks to the member who PM'ed me the address. I went there a few days ago and saw the same Chinese lady who used to own wonder massage at the desk. I find her kind of greedy and rude but went with it anyway since a Spanish girl sitting on the couch in the lobby was giving eye signals. So I paid the house fee and was led to a room by the Chinese owner. She sent in the Spanish girl few minutes later. She seemed very promising, calling me honey in every single sentence and giving me sexy vibes. Not much of massage and when she flipped me in 10 min her whole attitude changed. It was all about the money. She was no longer nice. Wanted 60 for HE and 100 tip to go topless. I had opted for 30 min so these rates felt high for the time. Tried negotiating but she would not budge. Then I didn't even want the HE because it turned me off so bad so I said ok just finish my massage and I will leave. She kinda forced and said I still owe her $60 even if I don't get HE. I felt scared and felt I should never have visited this place in the first place. Her name was Rihanna. Worst experience of my life. I gave her the 60 and she tried to do HE / HJ but mentally I was so shaken that couldn't cum. Got up after a few minutes and left. There are better options elsewhere.

Yes finally someone who agrees with me. I saw Riyanna out in Holland at mama dees I knew better then to go there a second time, but it had been awhile and her text were so inviting. Something 10 min massage and then nothing but money money money. If you tried to touch her she would move away. I did the same thing got up and waled out didn't say anything. That was last yr before I found this site. Now we can spread the word on her. Save your money and find another.

http://holland.skipthegames.com/mass...n/468779051232

[Lucious Layla]

Please remember to add a link next time for this Benz beauty so we can check it out. Wow a full MENU? LOL.

No link, I was bragging. As I alone get special treatment, and so does he!

Benz is a special friend that I adore, he started me in this hobby and introduced me to Serenity, which I am very grateful to him for!

So if I wake up in a distraught state again. I will repeat!

[Wolf88]

My first time at a parlor.

Was taken care of by soffie. The massage was nice but since it was the first time at one I did not know the routine. But I know now. Next time more info.

[TwoTrack]

Thanks for the info. And also thanks to the member who PM'ed me the address. I went there a few days ago and saw the same Chinese lady who used to own wonder massage at the desk. I find her kind of greedy and rude but went with it anyway since a Spanish girl sitting on the couch in the lobby was giving eye signals. So I paid the house fee and was led to a room by the Chinese owner. She sent in the Spanish girl few minutes later. She seemed very promising, calling me honey in every single sentence and giving me sexy vibes. Not much of massage and when she flipped me in 10 min her whole attitude changed. It was all about the money. She was no longer nice. Wanted 60 for HE and 100 tip to go topless. I had opted for 30 min so these rates felt high for the time. Tried negotiating but she would not budge. Then I didn't even want the HE because it turned me off so bad so I said ok just finish my massage and I will leave. She kinda forced and said I still owe her $60 even if I don't get HE. I felt scared and felt I should never have visited this place in the first place. Her name was Rihanna. Worst experience of my life. I gave her the 60 and she tried to do HE / HJ but mentally I was so shaken that couldn't cum. Got up after a few minutes and left. There are better options elsewhere.

Dang.

Sorry to hear you didn't get a 5 Star treatment!

I've never had that kind of treatment at either of Cindy's places.

For some reason, she has developed a real dislike for me.

Sorry about your experience bud!

Two track.

[Mr Cruzer]

Thanks for the info. And also thanks to the member who PM'ed me the address. I went there a few days ago and saw the same Chinese lady who used to own wonder massage at the desk. I find her kind of greedy and rude but went with it anyway since a Spanish girl sitting on the couch in the lobby was giving eye signals. So I paid the house fee and was led to a room by the Chinese owner. She sent in the Spanish girl few minutes later. She seemed very promising, calling me honey in every single sentence and giving me sexy vibes. Not much of massage and when she flipped me in 10 min her whole attitude changed. It was all about the money. She was no longer nice. Wanted 60 for HE and 100 tip to go topless. I had opted for 30 min so these rates felt high for the time. Tried negotiating but she would not budge. Then I didn't even want the HE because it turned me off so bad so I said ok just finish my massage and I will leave. She kinda forced and said I still owe her $60 even if I don't get HE. I felt scared and felt I should never have visited this place in the first place. Her name was Rihanna. Worst experience of my life. I gave her the 60 and she tried to do HE / HJ but mentally I was so shaken that couldn't cum. Got up after a few minutes and left. There are better options elsewhere.

Sorry for your not so stellar visit. I have tried just about all the providers, except Rihanna, and have had very good to excellent results each time. I guess like most MPs, YRMV depending on who you draw.