Massage Parlor Reports

[Pete3854]

Must be you guys have filled her schedule. Used to be my UTR go to girl. She'd hit me up when rent was due. Now won't respond to messages. Finally get a scheduled time. In route get a call Oh I double booked honey. Move it out an hour or two. Some guy reminded he called me last week. Sorry. Now time to search out new UTR. As I recall never once hit an appointment on time. Service was good and always clean. Just a scheduling nightmare.

Who are you talking about?

[Charlie441]

I hope Hailey will see this post. I feel bad for you. Really not much excuse to not give you what you paid for. No matter what.

This is a good way to lose multiple NEW customers, with a review like this. I personally have left early because I felt I was done, but not been shorted on time, or pushed out.

What needs to be understood is that it's not merely cutting-corners, turning an hour session into a half hour into it. It's beyond that. Sure, you can get away with it, but that'd be like telling your manager at a restaurant that you can get away with shorting a customer in 5s and 10s when giving them their change! Until someone sees it on that level, when there's an obvious time discrepancy, they'll continue to do it and continue to be allowed to do it.

Add to that, a demand for a DIY HE? Yikes. And no, "moods" are the furthest cry from a reasonable excuse. Not even close.

[TheCompany]

Thanks for the review.

Must be you guys have filled her schedule. Used to be my UTR go to girl. She'd hit me up when rent was due. Now won't respond to messages. Finally get a scheduled time. In route get a call Oh I double booked honey. Move it out an hour or two. Some guy reminded he called me last week. Sorry. Now time to search out new UTR. As I recall never once hit an appointment on time. Service was good and always clean. Just a scheduling nightmare.

[Monger01]

While that advice is good and I never tip until after service that report says a lot about the place and the provider.

She was on my to do list. Not anymore! I will not feed cash to cheating providers.

Again never, ever, ever, EVER tip until the end and always let them know that you expect the full time that you are paying for! Have your phone out and let them see you setting the timer. The good ones will be thankful that you are mindful of the time as well.

[Love The Lips]

I saw Kyra the other day, did a walk in for an hour long appointment. She is very attractive as all you guys say, but that is where the comparisons end. She wanted ME to do my own happy ending and she was done in 30 minutes. That's strike two on this place. I have seen Haley in the past and she was great. Saw the little blonde Wynter there awhile back when she worked there and she also scooted me out the door with 30 minutes remaining. I have read some of their ads in the past claiming that you get your full time, well that just is not true whatsoever.

Again never, ever, ever, EVER tip until the end and always let them know that you expect the full time that you are paying for! Have your phone out and let them see you setting the timer. The good ones will be thankful that you are mindful of the time as well.

[Squirt 1]

I saw Kyra the other day, did a walk in for an hour long appointment. She is very attractive as all you guys say, but that is where the comparisons end. She wanted ME to do my own happy ending and she was done in 30 minutes. That's strike two on this place. I have seen Haley in the past and she was great. Saw the little blonde Wynter there awhile back when she worked there and she also scooted me out the door with 30 minutes remaining. I have read some of their ads in the past claiming that you get your full time, well that just is not true whatsoever.

I hope Hailey will see this post. I feel bad for you. Really not much excuse to not give you what you paid for. No matter what.

This is a good way to lose multiple NEW customers, with a review like this. I personally have left early because I felt I was done, but not been shorted on time, or pushed out.

[Pete3854]

She's been called a lot of things, Freak Fits.

Mexican and A. A. Does not. She is a very hot American Indian.

If you were just staring at that ass, you were missing out. I've had each hand on both cheeks trying to pull that pie closer to my eye with no luck. She said maybe someday, " I have no idea where that tongue has been". I'm confused where she got that idea.

I will repeat and try to get that treat.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...e/717108577071

I saw Kyra the other day, did a walk in for an hour long appointment. She is very attractive as all you guys say, but that is where the comparisons end. She wanted ME to do my own happy ending and she was done in 30 minutes. That's strike two on this place. I have seen Haley in the past and she was great. Saw the little blonde Wynter there awhile back when she worked there and she also scooted me out the door with 30 minutes remaining. I have read some of their ads in the past claiming that you get your full time, well that just is not true whatsoever.

[Jaynna]

Have your Uber go straight east about a mile and a half on Michigan Ave to MBD. Lawanna, Emily or Di will give you a great experience. 90 minutes well spent.

Otto, thank you for the recommendation! Di, Emily and Lywanna.

Appreciate your vote. We are all independent providers sharing a space, we all do our own scheduling!

That being said, I sincerely hope you were able to get in for a session?

Jaynna / Di.

Happy hunting!!

[RehabNinja1]

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...d/910872177391

Woke up with a stiff neck! Texted Emily. Quick response! Did a nuru slide that worked all my stiffness out.

She's a fun little spinner. Very nice body.

[Otto22]

Gents. ,

In town for the day and would would like a great massage with a great handshake. I'm downtown and would have to uber. Thinking 90 minute massage, table shower, etc. Any recommendations?

Have your Uber go straight east about a mile and a half on Michigan Ave to MBD. Lawanna, Emily or Di will give you a great experience. 90 minutes well spent.

[HawkJock]

Gents. ,

In town for the day and would would like a great massage with a great handshake. I'm downtown and would have to uber. Thinking 90 minute massage, table shower, etc. Any recommendations?

[ServeTheCurve]

Ok, so I've been around awhile, I just don't post, not much on the "public forums". I see some familiar names from boards gone past, I haven't used the "ServeTheCurve" handle since Scorps, later boards I was Stangman6683, if anyone remembers, treehouse member on EV. Anyway, since we're "public" here, I'll just say Layla is, just as has been reported, a very fun time, my favorite "massage" girl for sure. I can say, she's been served the curve a few times, and he liked it. Seniors or familiar old board names, feel free to PM me.

Link http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...r/708867251908.

[Concrete351]

Went to oasis massage on eastern and 28th, seen by Kimberly shorty bbw in her mid 20's. Massage was 3 out of 10, one hand on me one hand on her phone, phone in back pocket. Flip was ok topless with roaming, able to suck on tities. Would not return. . 40 door. 60 for extra.

[Wolverines]

Thanks for the review.

At the recommendation of a friend that knows what I like, I went to see Julia sweet cheeks a couple weeks ago. I have to say I am very glad I did. I thought I would share my impressions.

The place. She works out of a professional office. Plenty of traffic in and out so you will be unnoticed. The office is very clean, comfortable, well lit and inviting. Ambient light, a warm room, soothing music and clean linens. The girl. Julia is a beautiful woman. She is no plastic Barbie doll. She is warm, easy to talk to and VERY easy on the eyes! She has the skill of knowing when to talk and when to be quiet in the moment.

The massage. Julie is a CMT and it shows. She doesn't just slosh oil around and call it good. She knows how to find sore spots and tension, and she can work wonders at relieving it all. Be careful not to fade off to sleep.On the flip I assure you that you will be wide awake. She got comfortable with me and addressed all of my needs in a very pleasing manor. The ambient lighting played a big role here as the view was spectacular!

The rate. She has the typical rate structure of $40/ hhr and $60/ hr. No tip was ever discussed but I was happy to do so for the visit. It was completely worth it.

The final word. There are very few massage providers I would. Go to see. On a regular basis. Including Julia, I can count them on one hand. She is VERY good at what she does, is VERY professional, and is VERY easy to be with. Seniors can contact me for more info.
-Shaw.

[ServeTheCurve]

Ok, so I've been around awhile, I just don't post, not much on the "public forums". I see some familiar names from boards gone past, I haven't used the "ServeTheCurve" handle since Scorps, later boards I was Stangman6683, if anyone remembers, treehouse member on EV. Anyway, since we're "public" here, I'll just say Layla is, just as has been reported, a very fun time, my favorite "massage" girl for sure. I can say, she's been served the curve a few times, and he liked it. Seniors or familiar old board names, feel free to PM me.