Massage Parlor Reports

**Pimpen** · 10-21-20 11:09

Originally Posted by FastHustler [View Original Post]

So I wanted to get a massage its hard for me to set things up in advance and I read that lotus has a table shower not sure why more places in GR don't have them, in Florida they are all over and so much fun. I should have made an appointment with sweet cheeks but she isn't a good last minute option unfortunately for me she always runs behind. But other than that she is amazing not a lot of extras but she is alot of fun. Anyways I was hoping for a table shower good massage and a BJ and all I got was a good table shower. I asked for an hour and only got 45 (not sure why that's so popular at so many parlors but I would rather have a full hour). Anyways we get back to the room and I get a shitty massage if you want to call it that no oil just a light touch literally 5 minutes in and she starts teasing me which felt great then asks me to flip over. I was ready for the fun to begin till she started haggling on price I told her I wanted a BJ and she says more more so I ended up giving her 80 for a nude HJ not what I thought I was getting so it was 60 at the door and 80 for a HJ I will Never go back not sure if talent changes there or not but she looks like one of the girls that worked at rainbow spa. Not to mention she was in her late 50's early 60's just not my cup of tea. Lesson learned save your money go to sweet checks and get s BJ from breezy wish I did that instead! Normaly I wait a week or so to write a review but wanted to give you all a heads up.

So does sweet cheeks work there or where to see her thanks.

**FastHustler** · 10-21-20 10:49

Benz is probably right but I thought Natasha was hot as hell and did an amazing job! Blonde 25 is hot as hell too great body! She talks alot but does a good massage and a great ending. But I have only found one hot girl as an escort and she passed away years ago so its very true on the escort side atleast for me.

**FastHustler** · 10-21-20 10:45

So I wanted to get a massage its hard for me to set things up in advance and I read that lotus has a table shower not sure why more places in GR don't have them, in Florida they are all over and so much fun. I should have made an appointment with sweet cheeks but she isn't a good last minute option unfortunately for me she always runs behind. But other than that she is amazing not a lot of extras but she is alot of fun. Anyways I was hoping for a table shower good massage and a BJ and all I got was a good table shower. I asked for an hour and only got 45 (not sure why that's so popular at so many parlors but I would rather have a full hour). Anyways we get back to the room and I get a shitty massage if you want to call it that no oil just a light touch literally 5 minutes in and she starts teasing me which felt great then asks me to flip over. I was ready for the fun to begin till she started haggling on price I told her I wanted a BJ and she says more more so I ended up giving her 80 for a nude HJ not what I thought I was getting so it was 60 at the door and 80 for a HJ I will Never go back not sure if talent changes there or not but she looks like one of the girls that worked at rainbow spa. Not to mention she was in her late 50's early 60's just not my cup of tea. Lesson learned save your money go to sweet checks and get s BJ from breezy wish I did that instead! Normaly I wait a week or so to write a review but wanted to give you all a heads up.

**NoseJelly** · 10-20-20 23:50

Ugly girls are like mopeds! Classic! I'm putting that one in my Monger Lexicon.

**Benz1** · 10-20-20 22:18

Originally Posted by Moonglow913 [View Original Post]

I make it a habit to never disagree with Benz. However, while what he posted may be the general rule, there are exceptions. As I said a few posts back, I have enjoyed some incredible times with some incredibly good looking women.

Very true Moonglow, I've had a few too. However Very few and far between.

**StripperTipper** · 10-20-20 16:00

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

My experience has been, the hotter they are, the less they do.

Average girls do it better.

I absolutely agree. Hot equals GPS. Average girls want to wow you with their skills to make up for their averageness. Homely girls will screw your brains out and if you can still walk, they will tackle you and screw you some more. Be careful though so you don't become the subject of a true crime story.

Ugly girls are like mopeds. Both are fun to ride until your neighbor sees you!

ST.

**CrissCross3015** · 10-20-20 15:25

Curious if anyone has any experience with a masseuse from Tinder / Snapchat app? There's one that showed up and I'm not sure if she's legit provider or a LEO / scam which is why I asked.

**Moonglow913** · 10-20-20 14:03

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

My experience has been, the hotter they are, the less they do.

Average girls do it better.

I make it a habit to never disagree with Benz. However, while what he posted may be the general rule, there are exceptions. As I said a few posts back, I have enjoyed some incredible times with some incredibly good looking women.

**Moonglow913** · 10-20-20 13:55

Originally Posted by LoveTheLips [View Original Post]

Damn!! That is a PERFECT ass!! Wish her reviews were better, I'd see her for sure!! Is the face as good as the body?

Wolverine posted a few pictures, at least one included her face. Post #9879.

**MagnumTC** · 10-20-20 13:24

Stopped in at 5 star a couple of weeks ago. 70/ hr, 50 1/2 hr IIRC. There were 2 pretty Asians in waiting room, but I didn't get them. Had to wait about 10 minutes for another gal to show up. Ava was a heavy set gal. On the flip, the top came off and I had a nice HE. Pleasant attitude, no mention of tip. I tipped 60. Would return.

**IrishGuy77** · 10-20-20 12:15

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

My experience has been, the hotter they are, the less they do.

Average girls do it better.

Totally agree.

**Benz1** · 10-20-20 11:53

Originally Posted by LoveTheLips [View Original Post]

Damn!! That is a PERFECT ass!! Wish her reviews were better, I'd see her for sure!! Is the face as good as the body?

My experience has been, the hotter they are, the less they do.

Average girls do it better.

**Love The Lips** · 10-20-20 10:27

Originally Posted by BoatGuy1 [View Original Post]

Looking for a name on this one so I can do a search.

Thanks.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...k/362859020841

Damn!! That is a PERFECT ass!! Wish her reviews were better, I'd see her for sure!! Is the face as good as the body?

**Moonglow913** · 10-20-20 08:10

Originally Posted by BoatGuy1 [View Original Post]

Thanks. That is too bad as she looks awfully hot. Want someone to put in the effort and at least be in a pleasant mood. Will pass unless I can't resist seeing that in person.

I guess I fall into the group of guys who have paid the price without regret but said it was probably once and done. She is hot enough IMHO to say it was worth the price of admission (pun?) but will not repeating. Too bad because with a better attitude and a bit more enthusiasm guys would be lining up around the block.

**BoatGuy1** · 10-19-20 18:36

Thanks. That is too bad as she looks awfully hot. Want someone to put in the effort and at least be in a pleasant mood. Will pass unless I can't resist seeing that in person.

Originally Posted by UtrGuy [View Original Post]

Her name is Summer at touch of paradise. Pics are her and she is that hot. Poor attitude, poor rub, and expensive finish. I will say it was worth the $ tip to feel that perfect ass though. Will not repeat.