Massage Parlor Reports

**Choose** · 02-19-19 11:20

I would love a BBFS Nuru Body Massage and Slide. Anyone know of any? Seems like someone would offer what I see on the videos. Can you imagine how amazing that would be?

**Love The Lips** · 02-18-19 18:57

Anybody see her lately? Going by Jersey Shore now and doing sessions by appointment through Royal I think. I used to see her a couple years ago when she went by Summer at Panacea. Sexy as hell with one of the nicest asses in GR!! Would love to hear any recent reports! http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...e/028709428144.

**Love The Lips** · 02-15-19 08:50

Originally Posted by Spartan191 [View Original Post]

I used to (still do) hate being shorted on my time. I travel to all over the US and have a few favorites every where I go.

My go to fav in Atlanta now uses her count down timer on her phone. For the half hour Now if I am meeting a girl for the first time and there is nothing in the review about her being a time shorter I will take in to the donation that was agreed upon and cheap ass kitchen timer. Once we are ready to start I will set the clock on the donation and I start it. I am very clear that they will get the donation when the timer goes off.

If it does anything it alerts them to the fact that you are paying for their time, after all that's there motto. You pay there time. I have yet to be shorted and I have to loose a timer.

I've been preaching about that for years now! Take out your phone even and have them see you set the timer on it and don't start it until the massage actually starts. Another trick that they use alot is to take you to the room and tell you to get comfortable and then leave the room for like 5-10 min and then deduct that off your time, that's BS! The good ones stay in the room and help you undress which adds some sexiness to the appointment which would probably add to their tip as well so, take note ladies! They should also undress when you undress instead of waiting later when they get you hot and bothered and then do the whole back and forth negotiating at the flip which kills the mood. The good ones that get all of the repeat business already know to do right but the customer to make the whole experience enjoyable.

**Spartan191** · 02-15-19 07:19

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

It's our money, we can make the rules.

Don't give them their money until you get your Honey.

I used to (still do) hate being shorted on my time. I travel to all over the US and have a few favorites every where I go.

My go to fav in Atlanta now uses her count down timer on her phone. For the half hour Now if I am meeting a girl for the first time and there is nothing in the review about her being a time shorter I will take in to the donation that was agreed upon and cheap ass kitchen timer. Once we are ready to start I will set the clock on the donation and I start it. I am very clear that they will get the donation when the timer goes off.

If it does anything it alerts them to the fact that you are paying for their time, after all that's there motto. You pay there time. I have yet to be shorted and I have to loose a timer.

**Benz1** · 02-15-19 00:36

Originally Posted by Xpressway [View Original Post]

Stopped in to Healthy Habits on 28th today. Not sure why as the last visit was lackluster at best. Got a middle aged asian lady. Not attractive physically, poor personality. Got a less than mediocre massage. Shorted by ten minutes on my half hour. I'm honestly considering getting out of the hobby.

It's our money, we can make the rules.

Don't give them their money until you get your Honey.

**Xpressway** · 02-14-19 18:22

Stopped in to Healthy Habits on 28th today. Not sure why as the last visit was lackluster at best. Got a middle aged asian lady. Not attractive physically, poor personality. Got a less than mediocre massage. Shorted by ten minutes on my half hour. I'm honestly considering getting out of the hobby.

**Dont Wanna Say** · 02-14-19 13:53

I've decided to give this a try. I want to go to Serenity Relaxation on Plainfield because it is close. Can anyone recommend who I should ask for? Any info is appreciated.

**Love The Lips** · 02-14-19 13:25

Originally Posted by Moonglow913 [View Original Post]

This is all relative. Just talk to Di or Emily.

Good idea Moonglow! Remember, this board is all about sharing info and helping others so, if you are familiar with their rate / tip structure, feel free to chime in. Also, Di sees these posts and she is also welcome to chime in if she would like to help us and clear up any confusion.

**Moonglow913** · 02-14-19 10:18

Originally Posted by LoveTheLips [View Original Post]

I'm pretty sure that the exotic / NURU includes the tip, at least I would hope it does because as you said those rates are already high.

This is all relative. Just talk to Di or Emily.

**MichiganMan686** · 02-14-19 05:22

Originally Posted by JohnSolo [View Original Post]

Was she cute? Tall or petite? Thin, athletic or thick?

Yes. Cute. Great ass. C cup. About 5 ft 4 in. Long black hair. Really great girl.

**Jaynna** · 02-14-19 04:20

Originally Posted by DPerki67 [View Original Post]

Last year, someone else suggested "Michigan Ball Drainers".

I know when I've gone, I have NOT been disappointed. Di is awesome!

Nonetheless, thank you kindly for referencing that Di is Awesome! Much appreciated!! Your business is greatly appreciated, watch for excellent savings on the ads!!

Happy hunting,

Jaynna / Di.

**Love The Lips** · 02-13-19 21:07

Anyone have any experience with these two? Their pics in the Panacea ad look pretty damn good! Would love any info either here or in a pm. Thanks.

**Jaynna** · 02-13-19 18:06

Originally Posted by SweetHemiStud [View Original Post]

Massage By Diane on Michigan st between fuller and Plymouth.

I could not respond to that, as it would have been blocked as an advertisement!!

I appreciate you responding!!

Happy hunting,

Jaynna / Di.

**DPerki67** · 02-13-19 15:06

Originally Posted by ThrobbinWood [View Original Post]

What does MBD stand for or where is it. I am from out of town.

Last year, someone else suggested "Michigan Ball Drainers".

I know when I've gone, I have NOT been disappointed. Di is awesome!

**Charlie441** · 02-13-19 03:17

Originally Posted by Edge1201 [View Original Post]

She has never charged me more than that and does not short on time. You tip for service beyond the menu rate.

I'm wondering exactly what you mean on that last sentence, tho. My inquiry is: Does that very high price for NURU cum with the tip included? Usually for an at-home massage when it's much more than the standard 40/60 price, it's assumed to be one beyond just a mere massage, and with any tip included to cut to the chase. As it is, beyond $10 or so for a fully-clothed, 100% legit hhr G-rated massage that's not by itself out of this world -- the tip is aimed for covering the 'extras'.

This came up earlier about MBD's specific 30 m NURU price -- $80 to $140, depending on their specials. Depending on what action is had, one can make it Objectively worth those amounts, yes. Butt, for a body-slide in a bikini-bottom (even peeled down for view) -- I don't think I'm the only one who wouldn't want to be paying that + tip (say, $150 on avg) for a hhr of body-slide, with an HE. As opposed to not too much more than half that for a hhr topless massage, with an HE at many places. That said though -- I have not experienced it at MBD (even though I have experienced NURUs elsewhere), so I can't say what all cums in their NURU gift basket, when the rubber meats the road.

Don't worry. You didn't miss much. Bionic 2 hand grip. Had to tell her to ease up and slow down, twice!

Yeah, I wouldn't have wanted to pay 60/60 for a fully-clothed, robocop-style 60-90 second HE to finish it off. Butt, it can still be something to indulge in, so I can see going with the standard 60/40. If I was in GuitarMan's situation where she wanted 60/60, I would have motioned for the lotion to demonstrate a DIY for her, so that I could keep most of my change. Saying/doing this would likely change the other's mind, but YMMV.