Massage Parlor Reports

**Wolverines** · 06-08-20 01:06

Good info on SS.

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

Just say Please release me.

She calls it a release not a happy ending.

Originally Posted by Mongerlian [View Original Post]

Visited her not long ago, great massage but no HE. I see other mongers have gotten it, is there something I should do to indicate I'm looking for that? It was my first time visiting, maybe that's just for repeats?

Originally Posted by LaVick [View Original Post]

Had a nice visit with simply sweet. Very good massage and a relaxing finish. No touching her which is fine I just wanted a good massage. I would repeat when I need a good massage.

Originally Posted by LandRover20 [View Original Post]

A buddy of mine seen her a couple times too and thought she gave an excellent massage and truly is a sweet girl. Very pleasant ending. Said she had a very nice incall in a nice residential neighborhood, which is a bonus.

Originally Posted by Scott1269 [View Original Post]

I have seen her a few times. She always asked me if I want the heat on. Great massage. HJ was good too. I'll repeat.

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

I concur, Simply Sweet is the real deal. Great massage and good, not excellent HJ.

Might be excellent if she turned up the heat a little. No roaming under or over her clothes. The awesome massage makes up for the lack of erotic HJ. If you want the HJ you have to ask for a release. That's her code for HJ.

I will repeat.

Originally Posted by LostRdr [View Original Post]

Great, professional massage. I've never had a bad visit. She has recently added the bit about the pickle tickle, but I have yet to ask for it. I go to her when I actually need my muscles worked on. She is really nice and operates out of her home. Be nice to her.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/260353234213

**Wolverines** · 06-08-20 01:00

Thanks 4 the review.

Originally Posted by GrayFoxMg1 [View Original Post]

I normally wait a couple of weeks between my dates and putting up a review, this one has actually been a long time coming.

So back before the COVID-19 panic started and our governor turned us into a police state, I saw Emily at MDB (https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/m...y/361570824722) for a combo Nuru and Exotic massage.

Super easy set up and communication, all easily done over text. When I got there I was met at the door by her, I also met Di but did not have an appointment with her. Emily took me upstairs and I gave her the appointment fee, she left to let me get comfortable and I threw the tip in the table and laid done. She came back in a bikini and started the service. She actually give an LMT level massage. We kept up a good conversation through out the entire appointment, talking about crazy customers from old jobs and the general insanity that comes with the hobby. She had me flip and took off her top, roaming was allowed anywhere except utc for the bottom. She finishes the massage and has me flip again and starts the faux-nuru.

I call it fake because she used baby oil instead of the proper seaweed gel, but it was still a very enjoyable and unique experience. I flip again and she keeps the slide going for the front along with some heavy teasing. Finally after a torturous amount of teasing she smiles a truly mischievous and says 'I suppose I should give him some proper attention then' and proceeds with the handshake. I struggle to call it standard (even though it was) in light of the teasing and technique she used. Unfortunately she focused a little to much on the tip and it made it overly sensitive, which in turn made me a difficult finish. She kept working on it for probably half an hour, and had to reposition herself a couple of times due to sore arms. We both mutually decided it wasn't going to happen, she was apologetic but I told her it had nothing to do with her and I'm just odd like that. She promised to do better next time and that 'I'm not leaving her table until she'd done with me. ' My total appointment time was probably 1. 5-1. 75 hours, I was (un) fortunately her last appointment of the day and she needed to go get her kids.

I'm remembering to post this now as I see she has started posting on STG again and it reminded me that she was due a review from me. It is both a good thing and a bad thing that GR is so far away from me, as I would be seeing her all the time and would be out of money.

**StevesMilin** · 06-05-20 13:36

Originally Posted by WayneJWorld [View Original Post]

Hopefully when you sent the money you didn't use your real name.

Damn! I was hoping to hear of those bodacious tatas!

**AmpPerv** · 06-05-20 13:22

That woman in Michigan is finally letting massage parlors open June 15. Don't get trampled trying to get in to your favorite place. I'm sure the girls will be anxious to make money again, if any are prone to extras this would be the time to hit them up.

https://www.woodtv.com/health/corona...avirus-update/

**WayneJWorld** · 06-05-20 07:12

Originally Posted by Randy2018 [View Original Post]

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...n/381829101878

Arranged a date a couple nights ago. Made the mistake of offering a first time deposit. Was. Ghosted and of course no reply later. Lesson learned. Message me for d and deets.

Hopefully when you sent the money you didn't use your real name.

**Randy2018** · 06-05-20 02:21

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...n/381829101878

Arranged a date a couple nights ago. Made the mistake of offering a first time deposit. Was. Ghosted and of course no reply later. Lesson learned. Message me for d and deets.

**StevesMilin** · 06-03-20 09:56

Originally Posted by Hockey0999 [View Original Post]

Hope everyone is staying safe! On another note, I am getting back in the game and was hoping a senior member could help me with advising who I should visit in the GR area. I have visited with most of the highly reviewed ladies on this board and looking for someone new. You can PM if trying to keep your UTR private as will I. Thanks in advance.

I'll PM you Hockey man.

**Hockey0999** · 06-03-20 07:32

Hope everyone is staying safe! On another note, I am getting back in the game and was hoping a senior member could help me with advising who I should visit in the GR area. I have visited with most of the highly reviewed ladies on this board and looking for someone new. You can PM if trying to keep your UTR private as will I. Thanks in advance.

**Benz1** · 06-02-20 15:02

Originally Posted by Mongerlian [View Original Post]

Visited her not long ago, great massage but no HE. I see other mongers have gotten it, is there something I should do to indicate I'm looking for that? It was my first time visiting, maybe that's just for repeats?

Just say Please release me.

She calls it a release not a happy ending.

**Mongerlian** · 06-02-20 14:59

Visited her not long ago, great massage but no HE. I see other mongers have gotten it, is there something I should do to indicate I'm looking for that? It was my first time visiting, maybe that's just for repeats?

**Pete3854** · 06-01-20 16:34

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

No it is not the Lactating Masseuse from Serenity.

Her name was Marie and very pretty. Scares off by the virus, hope she returns. Lovely beautiful girl.

I have seen Marie a couple of times during the shit down. I think her previous clients need to reach out to her to schedule.

**Benz1** · 06-01-20 16:18

Originally Posted by DeafMute [View Original Post]

Benz. Is this Kyrah's lactating friend (cannot pull up prior linked pages):

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...o/234052153429

Anyone else check her out?

No it is not the Lactating Masseuse from Serenity.

Her name was Marie and very pretty. Scares off by the virus, hope she returns. Lovely beautiful girl.

There was another Lactating Masseuse awhile back. She might be the one you are referring to. She was very pretty too. Pretty ones dont last long, they get snatched up by sugar daddy's.
I checked my pic gallery and she is not the one either

**DeafMute** · 06-01-20 15:58

Benz. Is this Kyrah's lactating friend (cannot pull up prior linked pages):

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...o/234052153429

Anyone else check her out?

**Scott1269** · 05-31-20 12:40

Have seen Anna few times.

Great massage. Great location at her house. She does offer other things once she knows you.

https://grandrapids.rubratings.com/39005

**Monger01** · 05-30-20 17:50

Great review. Thanks for the detail.

Originally Posted by GrayFoxMg1 [View Original Post]

I normally wait a couple of weeks between my dates and putting up a review, this one has actually been a long time coming.

So back before the COVID-19 panic started and our governor turned us into a police state, I saw Emily at MDB (https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/m...y/361570824722) for a combo Nuru and Exotic massage.

Super easy set up and communication, all easily done over text. When I got there I was met at the door by her, I also met Di but did not have an appointment with her. Emily took me upstairs and I gave her the appointment fee, she left to let me get comfortable and I threw the tip in the table and laid done. She came back in a bikini and started the service. She actually give an LMT level massage. We kept up a good conversation through out the entire appointment, talking about crazy customers from old jobs and the general insanity that comes with the hobby. She had me flip and took off her top, roaming was allowed anywhere except utc for the bottom. She finishes the massage and has me flip again and starts the faux-nuru.

I call it fake because she used baby oil instead of the proper seaweed gel, but it was still a very enjoyable and unique experience. I flip again and she keeps the slide going for the front along with some heavy teasing. Finally after a torturous amount of teasing she smiles a truly mischievous and says 'I suppose I should give him some proper attention then' and proceeds with the handshake. I struggle to call it standard (even though it was) in light of the teasing and technique she used. Unfortunately she focused a little to much on the tip and it made it overly sensitive, which in turn made me a difficult finish. She kept working on it for probably half an hour, and had to reposition herself a couple of times due to sore arms. We both mutually decided it wasn't going to happen, she was apologetic but I told her it had nothing to do with her and I'm just odd like that. She promised to do better next time and that 'I'm not leaving her table until she'd done with me. ' My total appointment time was probably 1. 5-1. 75 hours, I was (un) fortunately her last appointment of the day and she needed to go get her kids.

I'm remembering to post this now as I see she has started posting on STG again and it reminded me that she was due a review from me. It is both a good thing and a bad thing that GR is so far away from me, as I would be seeing her all the time and would be out of money.