Massage Parlor Reports

[AngusGuy]

Been wanting to post this for some time. Have a lot of time right now like everyone else. I am from the Detroit Forum. Spent some time in Grand Rapids last September as I had to dock in Saugatuck due to bad weather. The seas were angry that day my friend. Great docking facility but not quite my type of town. Drove a rental to Grand Rapids where I was told there were many Brew Pubs and Massage Parlors. Two of my favorite. Google sent me to Touch of Paradise. Not very busy due to weather I guess. Jennifer was my SP. . 6 for the hour. Reasonable. I hate negotiating so I placed $. 20 in plain view and assumed the postion on the table. Brief interogation session to confirm I wasn't LEO. She asked if I had any specific area that needed attention. LOL. You know who needs attention I replied. Jennifer must have taken that as being too forward for a first time client. From that point she became abrupt. Just going through the motions. I brushed her leg lightly whenever she got close. Just pulled away. Come flip time she jackhammers me. I remind her how much I left and she says "fine". Strips and gives me a quick slide. A little play with the bolt-ons. Out the door shortly after. Not pleasant. I sense much more is being offered at this spa. I would appreciate a PM from a local who may have recieved somewhat more than a HJ and quick slide. BJ maybe? I Planning on coming back this summer out of convenience. Has to be more on the menu there. I will gladly reciprocate information from the Metro area. Can't believe this place is operating with that kind of attitude.

I hear from some Detroit mongers that Jennifer does FS in the Detroit area on occasion. Not sure where. I will be in Grand Rapids for monthly meetings starting in August. Can the Grand Rapiids Forum confirm that FS is available at her spa. PM's I received so far give her high marks. PM. Looking forward to visiting GR. I hear great bars and A class ladies. Play safe. Don't be sorry.

[Randy2018]

I concur, Simply Sweet is the real deal.

Great massage and good, not excellent HJ.

Might be excellent if she turned up the heat a little.

No roaming under or over her clothes.

The awesome massage makes up for the lack of erotic HJ.

If you want the HJ you have to ask for a release. That's her code for HJ.

I will repeat.

I tried connecting with her a few times in the past but never heard back from her. Can't use the code for release if you can't connect. A straight massage is easily acquired with no hassle. For that matter so is a HJ.

[Moonglow913]

I concur, Simply Sweet is the real deal.

Great massage and good, not excellent HJ.

Might be excellent if she turned up the heat a little.

No roaming under or over her clothes.

The awesome massage makes up for the lack of erotic HJ.

If you want the HJ you have to ask for a release. That's her code for HJ.

I will repeat.

Sounds like a session with Perri.

[Benz1]

Great, professional massage. I've never had a bad visit. She has recently added the bit about the pickle tickle, but I have yet to ask for it. I go to her when I actually need my muscles worked on. She is really nice and operates out of her home. Be nice to her.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/260353234213

I concur, Simply Sweet is the real deal.

Great massage and good, not excellent HJ.

Might be excellent if she turned up the heat a little.

No roaming under or over her clothes.

The awesome massage makes up for the lack of erotic HJ.

If you want the HJ you have to ask for a release. That's her code for HJ.

I will repeat.

[GuitarGod19]

I assume TGTBT. If anyone knows different please let us know.

She seemed legit when I texted her the other day. Was quoted 80 hhr 160 hr plus tip, no FS.

[Moonglow913]

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...h/380762114112

I assume TGTBT. If anyone knows different please let us know.

[Moonglow913]

Great, professional massage. I've never had a bad visit. She has recently added the bit about the pickle tickle, but I have yet to ask for it. I go to her when I actually need my muscles worked on. She is really nice and operates out of her home. Be nice to her.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/260353234213

I assume she means HJ. Good professional massage with a nice HJ is always a nice thing. Anyone have any intel. Wish she would use something else than such a stupid term as "tickle the pickle".

[LostRdr]

Great, professional massage. I've never had a bad visit. She has recently added the bit about the pickle tickle, but I have yet to ask for it. I go to her when I actually need my muscles worked on. She is really nice and operates out of her home. Be nice to her.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/260353234213

[MrLimpBiscuit]

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...h/380762114112

[MrLimpBiscuit]

Anyone familiar w her. Dark hair pretty.

[IrishGuy77]

I've always contacted them days ahead if I had to cancel. Never last minute. Never had a problem with them wanting to see me again. Show them some respect, and they will show you some love. Stay safe. Irish.

[NoseJelly]

Looks like we've come full circle with no shows and time wasters. Back in the day, a Monger was 5000 times more likely to get ganked by a Provider than vice versa. When a provider got ganked, the Monger and his phone number, etc went on the do not see list the Ladies had going. Not to long ago, the Asian MPs would pass this info around. Maybe they still do. Looks like the times have changed boys! Yet another reason why some of us prefer to Monger in other Countries.

NJ.

[Monger01]

I hear the same. That and asking for pics. Its a serious problem on top of the noshows they deal with. I often state in opening text that I never noshow just to get that settled out front.

Many SPs have shown me texts / chat where most who contact them make a sport out of wasting their time. Anyone who posted a Facebook ad can relate.

[GrMojo]

I texted Hayley asking what's up. This was her response.

I'm done taking any new clients now I can't do it anymore this summer maybe I'd like to know who that is so many people play games in my phone I am bad keep up with my phone my regulars come first.

That's a direct quote from Hayley. ( She sounds like a frustrated provider)

Many SPs have shown me texts / chat where most who contact them make a sport out of wasting their time. Anyone who posted a Facebook ad can relate.

[NoseJelly]

I texted Hayley asking what's up. This was her response.

I'm done taking any new clients now I can't do it anymore this summer maybe I'd like to know who that is so many people play games in my phone I am bad keep up with my phone my regulars come first.

That's a direct quote from Hayley. ( She sounds like a frustrated provider)

That's all you need to know Gene2. The Porterhouse Steaks are for Regular Customers only. I'm not a Regular of hers either. Heck even during normal times, due to demand, she's all out of Porterhouse Steaks on a steady bases. I can get by with a Sizzler that out performs most other cuts and is often better priced. I'll only jump thru a limited amount of hoops. If you're new to the Mongering game, it takes time and money to get what you want, when you want it. You have put up with many poorly grilled steaks before you find a perfectly prepared one. Blackfire is correct. It's a waste of time to over think how and why some of the Ladies do things the way they do.

NJ.