Escort Reports

**StevesMilin** · 10-18-21 13:25

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...t/352185943570

Looks familiar. No name to search. Tried searching with the title but nada.

Anyone have any experience?

Ss.

**Shawtren** · 10-18-21 13:24

Originally Posted by PrivateParts [View Original Post]

I never understood the need to obfuscate payment. Is $120 that hard to type or are we purposely trying to confuse each other? At least the GR community doesn't refer to them as roses or Mario Coins or other nonsensical notations.

I too am all for keeping it as it really is. One hundred twenty dollars is $120, or 120. But just for fun I was thinking of crazy alternatives. Like:

120 cupcakes, tissues or smokes.

A blue and a Barry.

Two bucks a tic on a clock.

Ten foot.

48.9 c.

I know. I'm weird. These are just the simple things (besides a hot ass) that cloud my thoughts.

**PrivateParts** · 10-18-21 12:56

Originally Posted by RobovDaslav [View Original Post]

…I opted for a hhr at $. 2 ...

Originally Posted by HornyFlyer [View Original Post]

Actually that's a hell of a review if it only set you back a 20. Nice find.

I never understood the need to obfuscate payment. Is $120 that hard to type or are we purposely trying to confuse each other? At least the GR community doesn't refer to them as roses or Mario Coins or other nonsensical notations.

**WhiteBoii** · 10-18-21 12:01

She is a scam don't do it says she needs PayPal or cash app in order to get her address or for her to come to you she has a lot of pics she will send to prove it's her but she is a scam.

**HornyFlyer** · 10-18-21 11:59

Originally Posted by RobovDaslav [View Original Post]

So after chatting with another monger that was also trying to meet this one, I decided to throw out a text, just for shits and giggles. To my shock and surprise, I actually got a text back and was able to set up and secure a date within a pretty reasonable time frame. Her ad does state that she isn't going to be here for much longer, so I opted for a hhr at $. 2 and went on and made the 50 minute drive down to Kzoo. Her comms were actually excellent as I kept her updated on my drive, and it only took minutes to get her precise address once I got to the general area.

To her credit, she is not in a nasty hotel. But, her basement camp setup doesn't exactly scream luxury either. It wasn't "I probably should go get multiple vaccines now" bad, but it definitely wasn't winning any extra points over the average Notel.

As far as she herself goes: She called herself Mia. Don't know if she ever uses it in her ads, but at least it's an actual name. She's a short, bbw. Definitely was shapely in her younger years, but packed on the pounds after having a kid. Think Tori at Pacific 44th or the Ana that sometimes works at Royal Touch or even Mia at Healthy Habits with smaller boobs. Blonde, but I doubt that's her natural color, and I doubt she's just Caucasian. I get the feeling she has some Hispanic mixed in there, but that's neither here nor there. Ass was not disappointing. Not mind blowing or anything either, given her overall size, but it wouldn't be a let down to any ass guys. Date consisted of a decent BBBJ and FIV play before the cover went on and I hit it from behind. Her kitty is tight, almost to an annoying degree. It's not hard to get into, but it overstimulates once your in, especially when she starts to throw it back. It's a weird complaint to have, but if you've experienced it, you know what I mean. It makes it hard to enjoy the ride, cause you're all of a sudden at the limit in just a few strokes. I'd recommend heavily lubing her up before diving in if you want to extend your time inside. Busted, cleaned up, chatted a bit more, and bounced. Decent time all around, not mediocre or bad by any standards, but not remarkable either.

She was clean, with no noticeable smell down below, and has a pretty chill personality to chat with. Told me she's heading down Southwest to wait out the colder months here, like a few other providers. Warning for those with allergies, she does have a dog. I never saw it, just noticed a rawhide bone and some toys and put it together. She had already locked him in a different room before I came in. Wasn't a bother to the date for me, but worth mentioning for those that may be sensitive to dogs, as it definitely lives in the same space as her.

My verdict for this one is 2 sided and it all comes down to travel time. If you're in the North Kzoo area or anywhere relatively near (within 20 minutes or so) to it, and aren't bothered by a girl with a gut, I'd say she's a good option to have in the back pocket. It'll probably be because your first 3 go-to's aren't responding, but she'd at least save the night. If it requires anything more than a 30 minute drive, I don't think she'd be worth it. I personally won't be repeating for that reason. If, for some reason, I find myself heading back to Kzoo with time and money to kill on mongering, I'd probably seek out and try a local fan favorite first.

Actually that's a hell of a review if it only set you back a 20. Nice find.

**DonteSpeak** · 10-18-21 11:25

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

That's Trista.

Pics are probably old.

Most of Her reviews were not good.

Nose Jelly gave her a bad review and others did too.

I think you can ad crazy to the list of her problems.

I tried to set something up last week and had the hardest time. Showed up to the hotel on time and she said she was on her way. Then that her zelle funds got low and needed money for a room. She sends me screenshots of her PayPal to prove she has money and not trying to scam me.

She did send a verification pic and current pics are accurate.

I get a hold of her later in the night and she says her zelle got hacked and trying to sort it out. At same time she wanted me to book something with her SMH.

All this trouble for a massage and HE. No thanks.

**Benz1** · 10-18-21 11:03

Originally Posted by ServeTheCurve [View Original Post]

Appears to be Trista former Panacea massage girl? Can anyone verify? https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...r/880502440148.

That's Trista.

Pics are probably old.

Most of Her reviews were not good.

Nose Jelly gave her a bad review and others did too.

I think you can ad crazy to the list of her problems.

**ServeTheCurve** · 10-18-21 10:12

Appears to be Trista former Panacea massage girl? Can anyone verify? https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...r/880502440148.

**TwoTrack** · 10-18-21 06:37

Originally Posted by RobovDaslav [View Original Post]

So after chatting with another monger that was also trying to meet this one, I decided to throw out a text, just for shits and giggles. To my shock and surprise, I actually got a text back and was able to set up and secure a date within a pretty reasonable time frame. Her ad does state that she isn't going to be here for much longer, so I opted for a hhr at $. 2 and went on and made the 50 minute drive down to Kzoo. Her comms were actually excellent as I kept her updated on my drive, and it only took minutes to get her precise address once I got to the general area.

Great Review!

Thank you!

Tt.

**RobovDaslav** · 10-18-21 03:00

Originally Posted by RobovDaslav [View Original Post]

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/384318778220

So after chatting with another monger that was also trying to meet this one, I decided to throw out a text, just for shits and giggles. To my shock and surprise, I actually got a text back and was able to set up and secure a date within a pretty reasonable time frame. Her ad does state that she isn't going to be here for much longer, so I opted for a hhr at $. 2 and went on and made the 50 minute drive down to Kzoo. Her comms were actually excellent as I kept her updated on my drive, and it only took minutes to get her precise address once I got to the general area.

To her credit, she is not in a nasty hotel. But, her basement camp setup doesn't exactly scream luxury either. It wasn't "I probably should go get multiple vaccines now" bad, but it definitely wasn't winning any extra points over the average Notel.

As far as she herself goes: She called herself Mia. Don't know if she ever uses it in her ads, but at least it's an actual name. She's a short, bbw. Definitely was shapely in her younger years, but packed on the pounds after having a kid. Think Tori at Pacific 44th or the Ana that sometimes works at Royal Touch or even Mia at Healthy Habits with smaller boobs. Blonde, but I doubt that's her natural color, and I doubt she's just Caucasian. I get the feeling she has some Hispanic mixed in there, but that's neither here nor there. Ass was not disappointing. Not mind blowing or anything either, given her overall size, but it wouldn't be a let down to any ass guys. Date consisted of a decent BBBJ and FIV play before the cover went on and I hit it from behind. Her kitty is tight, almost to an annoying degree. It's not hard to get into, but it overstimulates once your in, especially when she starts to throw it back. It's a weird complaint to have, but if you've experienced it, you know what I mean. It makes it hard to enjoy the ride, cause you're all of a sudden at the limit in just a few strokes. I'd recommend heavily lubing her up before diving in if you want to extend your time inside. Busted, cleaned up, chatted a bit more, and bounced. Decent time all around, not mediocre or bad by any standards, but not remarkable either.

She was clean, with no noticeable smell down below, and has a pretty chill personality to chat with. Told me she's heading down Southwest to wait out the colder months here, like a few other providers. Warning for those with allergies, she does have a dog. I never saw it, just noticed a rawhide bone and some toys and put it together. She had already locked him in a different room before I came in. Wasn't a bother to the date for me, but worth mentioning for those that may be sensitive to dogs, as it definitely lives in the same space as her.

My verdict for this one is 2 sided and it all comes down to travel time. If you're in the North Kzoo area or anywhere relatively near (within 20 minutes or so) to it, and aren't bothered by a girl with a gut, I'd say she's a good option to have in the back pocket. It'll probably be because your first 3 go-to's aren't responding, but she'd at least save the night. If it requires anything more than a 30 minute drive, I don't think she'd be worth it. I personally won't be repeating for that reason. If, for some reason, I find myself heading back to Kzoo with time and money to kill on mongering, I'd probably seek out and try a local fan favorite first.

**Tazz51** · 10-17-21 23:06

Has anyone seen her? It seems like I've seen reviews but don't remember. https://skipthegames.com/img/006/NDk...FlZGRmNTQ5.jpg.

**TrojanHorse** · 10-17-21 18:37

Miss Shelly from Canton. Text me to let me know she will be in GR on Monday and stay for a couple days. She asked if I would. To let those of you who would be interested know that she is returning. Be safe!! TH out.

**RobovDaslav** · 10-17-21 18:12

Originally Posted by DonteSpeak [View Original Post]

This is about the 5th time in the last 12 months that I have fallen for a bait and switch. How do you distinguish them apart? I think the "don't ask questions about service" is the biggest tale tale sign...

I felt cheated paying so much for so little (shorted 9 min. LOL too!) . I had my doubts about FS since I have seen other adds in the past where it's only a rub. She even had the audacity to ask if I was LE before the meet! Talk about disappointment.

Her ad clearly states FS.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...l/322197317865

I reviewed her on the massage forum a while back. She's the ring leader of a posse of girls that used to have a little salon / spa setup that was inevitably ran into the ground because of her stupid, bullshit ass, overly inflated, GPS (technically not even, since she didn't even offer FS) prices. After that crumbled, I guess they called themselves switching over to being "escorts", but in name only. She's running the same Ponzi scheme, only now it's harder to tell from just the ad, because $$ doesn't sound like a crazy price for an hr when expecting 'escort' services.

To your original question; Pretty much yeah. Unless a well respective and reputable reviewer (s) vouches otherwise, take the tone of the ad at face value.

Ad sounds overly mechanical, standoffish, or secretive, or lacks any identifiable information OR constantly switching identifiable information (IE name / number / ad title), almost like she has something to hide? Probably cause she does.

Ad sounds too good to be true? Probably cause she is.

Ad sounds like it was written by someone that doesn't even live in the States? Probably cause they don't.

It sucks but taking one for the team feels more like a necessary loss rather than a gamble. I'm at the point where I see lack of info as negative info. If I have to tap into my inner Sherlock Holmes to track down info on someone with active daily ads dating back for months and who claims to be doing this for a living, then I have to assume that she's deliberately obfuscating herself and more than likely for reasons I don't want to get mixed up in.

As much as I love having Sumosearch around at all, it'd be really nice if the 'search' function actually worked.

**RobovDaslav** · 10-17-21 17:11

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/384318778220

**Crow911** · 10-17-21 13:07

Originally Posted by WhiteBoii [View Original Post]

I went to see her but I backed out the set up was real uncomfortable seen a guy hanging around who she said just makes sure she's ok looked like he was carrying proceed with caution.

Those eyebrows though.