Escort Reports

[MrLimpBiscuit]

At the bay, ss only hurry up and leave, but fun. Buck 80 hr.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...e/055123417992

Not the girl in pic, at all. Heavier, but thick, fun.

[MrLimpBiscuit]

At the bay, ss only hurry up and leave, but fun. Buck 80 hr.

[MrLimpBiscuit]

Very unfortunate, that fellow mongers have to find out the "hard" way. Tasty little morsel, if she wouldn't squirm so much. L think its a crack reaction, up for days, in the bathroom more than with client. Like I said hit it and gettttttt, out. LOL. Too many _uckin rules, little shiester. Sorta got pissed with her about it. Ss only, you've been warned.

[JoeyKc88]

Have a time set up with her this week. Anyone give me some info on past experiences would be much appreciated thanks, PM me. https://skipthegames.com/img/007/OTQ...WYzOWI3ZDc.jpg.

[Stb421]

I saw her for a massage on 28th Street a few months ago and had a really good experience. Now I see she's advertising for more than that. She had quite a bad reputation a few years ago. Has anyone seen her recently and have her services improved?.

I saw her about a month ago at her home near the zoo. She was fresh out of the shower smoking hot body. She did offer FS but bring your own raincoat or she will say sorry I don't have one and then will only want to give HJ.

She said greek was available but wanted 300 for that.

Limited availability due to child's schedule. Nice clean house, great body but will want to upsell.

Text her after said I was a bit disappointed didn't seem to deliver what we discussed before appointment. Said I would leave a neg review she argued at first then said she has plenty of regulars and wasn't worried about my one review. She finally settled down and did offer me a 15 min free massage next time I was around. Haven't been back to collect. If money wasn't an issue I'd probably repeat often. But I just hate paying full price LOL always looking for a bargain.

[Stb421]

Met up with tiny tiger last Friday. She post on cityxguide.

Nice neighborhood near 28th and Kalamazoo.

Wasn't able to copy the link.

Easy set up. Pics are her. She's tall any very thin with a great ass. Greek available for extra 50 she got right to business cowgirl and doggy. Offers 60 ss specials often. Lives with aunt who was cooking in kitchen when I arrived. No issues. Not my first choice but usually available and now I know its safe I'll keep her as a backup.

[Dickey1]

Have contacted her a few times attempting to set up an appointment. When she has responded it's either come over now or kinda strange response. Just wondering if anyone has enjoyed some time with her or if it's worth continuing to pursue, she appears to be the full package. Thanks.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...g/446154910431

[LowKeyg]

She's a little "snake" for sure. Did she con you into bb upgrade rate. ? LOL, or nose candy breaks. ? Pro technics for sure. Not worth the headache w her. True that.

Ohhh another discerning gentleman. No sir. If I had known that was a thing I likely would have paid for it, though. I was doing my best to extend the olive branch and show that I'm a decent dude who can be trusted, who isn't stingy or whatever. I was looking to kindle that business relationship so I could add her to my go to list. In this case the bb upgrade was free but only after initial time spent didn't result in me reaching my destination (I like that analogy) within 15 minutes (yeah right if I bring 2 Ben's and plan on staying an hour I can retain a bit of damn self control).

I made a gentleman's promise I wouldn't say what exactly happened during my appointment. I will say that the odd behavior started at a certain point. I will say that the sudden text that prompted my sudden dismissal coincided with an all black POV with tinted windows tinted dark as fuck appearing and idling in the side lot looking into the one I was parked in. I will say that she made a beeline for said vehicle after It had been sitting for a minute or 2. Make your own conclusions from above statement. Wasnt there an all black car identified with another provider that exhibited negative behavior? I wonder if there is a commonality. #idlethoughtsofaproblemsolver.

Overall I agree with you. Not worth the headache.

[MrLimpBiscuit]

Saw these reviews and decided fuck it. My go to had had an accident and was busy dealing with that (yes a real accident cause I know you guys' bullshit antenna probably starting getting strong signals). First set up was a fail as I overestimated my availability and had to cancel (I blame trying to set up stuff with other girls just for them to text back 2 hours later and by then I'm already not interested but whatever). She was understandably aggravated by this and I told her I'd make it up to her by seeing her the next day at a set time. She never responded to my queries so I figured shed blocked me but then randomly texted me the next day midday with a simple "hi". From there the following happened:

Second appointment set up time was established. Time was pushed back slightly initially. Let's say it was 6. It then went to 615. No biggie I get it plus I always allow for 30 minutes of "flexible time" when I allocate my time for appointments. I park near the incall and let her know I'm there. She tells me she wants McDonalds and needs prophylactics. Ok. Normally I'd be a bit. Irritated that this was asked for AT the set appointment time. But I genuinely felt bad about the previous appointment (I am usually immaculate with my time budget) and when she offered to take it out of appointment I said no need for that and gladly covered it. I pull up wait about 10-15 minutes. By this time I am outside my flexible time allocation. This is where I'd normally walk away but again I'm not in a rush this day and I felt bad and genuinely wanted to make it up to her as I know how much no shows hurt business. I even upgraded my time allocation from qhr to hr. I brought a little extra to show good faith and offered it with the normal donation. She makes it outside and I make contact. It is the girl in the pics. She seems guarded but this is normal. Go to her room after she has a smoke. She still has to shower. Won't complain about being freshly showered. She asks me to leave donation on dresser and then verifies my appointment time one last time. 20 minutes later she is out of shower and asks me to get comfortable. I do. Covered everything with normal donation. Due to. Circumstances we can't do what I want to do for the full hour which is kind of meh but she makes up for it by agreeing to BBBJ until I'm ready and then back to covered fun for finish. And this is where it got awkward. At this point I'm feeling like I'm doing something wrong or she is just trying to get me the fuck out of there as fast as possible. After seeing the cover go on immediately I knew msog was out of question. So I mean. Of course I'm trying to get most of my money but I don't want to make this girl feel like I'm an inconsiderate jerk so I do my best to finish up. It required certain aid (nothing weird boys) and from that I got accused of something I did not do. And it was so random. Especially after being so accommodating, patient and courteous. Like I felt genuinely disrespected. Then she keeps talking about it as we get dressed and a cringey debate occurs made even more awkward because I'm decently sure her statements were incorrect (I am professionally educated and passionate about the particular subject that was debated. Not to appeal to accomplishment but fucking hell). I just want the conversation to end so I feign ignorance until it is finally dropped. She asks my name, I give it to her. She tells me her name is "B"? Maybe "T"? I'm half deaf from war making so wasnt sure. She gives me a smoke, gets a text, gives me a half hug and says bye. I go to my vehicle, smoke by myself and leave. I really really wanted to enjoy this and leave a review that matched that ass (10/10). But we never "clicked". The iciness never really thawed and she ended our interaction by accusing me of misdeeds; that really left a weird taste in my mouth. I left satisfied sure but <redacted cause it's an irrelevant opinion> Details discussed in PM. Seniors only.

Tldr $2 for hr with free upgrade- originally $1. 6 for. 75 hr. Girl is the one in pics. Proficient, professional. Aloof and detached. Good actress (all the better to get you out of there quicker with). Wish it had gone better. Lots of potential. YMMV. Won't repeat because first impressions aren't washed away very easily. I sincerely wish this hadn't gone so weirdly and was looking forward to having made a new business relationship.

She's a little "snake" for sure. Did she con you into bb upgrade rate. ? LOL, or nose candy breaks. ? Pro technics for sure. Not worth the headache w her. True that.

[LowKeyg]

I have been lurking for a couple months but decided it's time to contribute to the team. After reading slowboats review on tatiana I decided to dream of her tonight. Ill start off by saying I think I found my atf. I texted her to set up an appointment and asked if she could meet me outside, which she did. I asked if she was alone, she said yes and even offered for me to hold her phone, I passed. We went upstairs to her room and talked for a bit. After that we got comfortable and wow was she amazing, she really gets into it. Her skin was soft, smelled great and body was amazing. After a while of going to town, I finally arrived to my destination. We talked a lot afterwards, I asked her how come she has like no reviews and she explained everything including her pimp story, which made sense. She may seem like she has a little attitude at first but after seeing you are legit and talking for a bit she is a really cool person to be around. She does use a wig but that's just if the client prefers it. Overall an amazing dream, will definitely repeat. If you want to know more info be my guest and PM me. Hopefully the link works.

Stay safe.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...w/215460888113

Saw these reviews and decided fuck it. My go to had had an accident and was busy dealing with that (yes a real accident cause I know you guys' bullshit antenna probably starting getting strong signals). First set up was a fail as I overestimated my availability and had to cancel (I blame trying to set up stuff with other girls just for them to text back 2 hours later and by then I'm already not interested but whatever). She was understandably aggravated by this and I told her I'd make it up to her by seeing her the next day at a set time. She never responded to my queries so I figured shed blocked me but then randomly texted me the next day midday with a simple "hi". From there the following happened:

Second appointment set up time was established. Time was pushed back slightly initially. Let's say it was 6. It then went to 615. No biggie I get it plus I always allow for 30 minutes of "flexible time" when I allocate my time for appointments. I park near the incall and let her know I'm there. She tells me she wants McDonalds and needs prophylactics. Ok. Normally I'd be a bit. Irritated that this was asked for AT the set appointment time. But I genuinely felt bad about the previous appointment (I am usually immaculate with my time budget) and when she offered to take it out of appointment I said no need for that and gladly covered it. I pull up wait about 10-15 minutes. By this time I am outside my flexible time allocation. This is where I'd normally walk away but again I'm not in a rush this day and I felt bad and genuinely wanted to make it up to her as I know how much no shows hurt business. I even upgraded my time allocation from qhr to hr. I brought a little extra to show good faith and offered it with the normal donation. She makes it outside and I make contact. It is the girl in the pics. She seems guarded but this is normal. Go to her room after she has a smoke. She still has to shower. Won't complain about being freshly showered. She asks me to leave donation on dresser and then verifies my appointment time one last time. 20 minutes later she is out of shower and asks me to get comfortable. I do. Covered everything with normal donation. Due to. Circumstances we can't do what I want to do for the full hour which is kind of meh but she makes up for it by agreeing to BBBJ until I'm ready and then back to covered fun for finish. And this is where it got awkward. At this point I'm feeling like I'm doing something wrong or she is just trying to get me the fuck out of there as fast as possible. After seeing the cover go on immediately I knew msog was out of question. So I mean. Of course I'm trying to get most of my money but I don't want to make this girl feel like I'm an inconsiderate jerk so I do my best to finish up. It required certain aid (nothing weird boys) and from that I got accused of something I did not do. And it was so random. Especially after being so accommodating, patient and courteous. Like I felt genuinely disrespected. Then she keeps talking about it as we get dressed and a cringey debate occurs made even more awkward because I'm decently sure her statements were incorrect (I am professionally educated and passionate about the particular subject that was debated. Not to appeal to accomplishment but fucking hell). I just want the conversation to end so I feign ignorance until it is finally dropped. She asks my name, I give it to her. She tells me her name is "B"? Maybe "T"? I'm half deaf from war making so wasnt sure. She gives me a smoke, gets a text, gives me a half hug and says bye. I go to my vehicle, smoke by myself and leave. I really really wanted to enjoy this and leave a review that matched that ass (10/10). But we never "clicked". The iciness never really thawed and she ended our interaction by accusing me of misdeeds; that really left a weird taste in my mouth. I left satisfied sure but <redacted cause it's an irrelevant opinion> Details discussed in PM. Seniors only.

Tldr $2 for hr with free upgrade- originally $1. 6 for. 75 hr. Girl is the one in pics. Proficient, professional. Aloof and detached. Good actress (all the better to get you out of there quicker with). Wish it had gone better. Lots of potential. YMMV. Won't repeat because first impressions aren't washed away very easily. I sincerely wish this hadn't gone so weirdly and was looking forward to having made a new business relationship.

[Wolverines]

Thanks for the heads up on her.

After this review she changed her name.

In my Dream Cute pics, decent menu and fair prices led me to reach out to Alayna a few days back, and plan an eventful 2 hr evening. The Text back and forth setting it up was fun, and as I said in my other post we discussed a ton of stuff, including price. We agree to 2 hrs for 3. Here's how the dream unfolded into a Nightmare.

1) Checked with me 4-5 times that I was for real and still coming. We agreed 6:30 pm at location. I got there fast and she said she should be there very soon. At 7:08 pm she texted Sorry for being half an hour late, but she would make it up to me, should just be a few more minutes. I said all I needed was a room number and to drive safe. At 7:32 I texted asking for an eta. I said I didn't mind delays but just preferred up front honesty. She apologized and said getting in the room now at 7:37. At 7:$7 she said she had a problem with the key and was still dealing with the staff. I said Ok. 7:51 she said "Your not a cop right? I said No. At 7:55 I got a room # and headed up.

2) She was high on something. Not pot because I wouldn't have minded, but stumbling etc. She apologized for the delay and we talked a bit. She had been smoking and the room smelled like cigarettes. Eventually some clothes came off and she apologized about some scabs, admitted she had picked at herself when on cocaine, but she was clean now. I asked when that happened and she said 4 days ago. SHe looks somewhat like the pictures (like many girls) but again, like it had been the roughest month ever since Benz post / pics. ANd she said it had been rough.

3). She asked me if she could see the donation, and I didn't mine proving I was there legit. I put it next to the TV. Once she got mostly naked she said she was going to put it in her purse. I didn't see the harm in it since I figured she wouldn't run out of the room like that into the cold. Then we laid down on the bed together.

4) I love DATY so started with that, and it was ok, but te view not quite what I expected. She barely reacted (and I know from beccas / wife / gfs feedback that it wasnt me), most likely due to the drugs. She did enjoy it and moaned a little, but was so out of it. I asked for 69 and she said OK, let me grab a condom. I said I thought the BJ was BB based on her add and she said No, got to be safe. No upsell, just No. I rolled with it.

5) The 69 was solid, and props for her getting me up and to completion with a CBJ. I was surprised I could, as I'm not a Condom guy (new to this, 20 years of relationship sex with 3 exes).

6) Right after that she said "intermission" and I was cool with that since I needed a reprieve. It had been maybe 30 min since I entered the door. She said she wanted a Cig and I was like ok. I didn't think about it, but she lit up right there. I cleaned up the room some, hid my clothes in the mini-fridge so they wouldn't smell like smoke, and tried to figure out what to do next. I was somewhat tired, and honestly only wanted to continue because I was invested. And she was still overall attractive to me.

7) Basically then she starts talking about having to leave soon. How she had to get someplace to pay her bills tog et her phone back on, and how it would just be cutting short like 15 minutes. I was like WTF, its been less than an hr. She said she got there at 7:20 p and that's when the clock started for her. I had her look at her phone and asked her when she texted me a room number and she said 7:55. It was 9 pm. But she had to go. Since I was now upset and over it I said I was fine with cutting it short, but it was 1 hr and she should give me back half and we call it even. She said No, I got my times worth. I went over the timeframe againa nd she kept bringing upt he traffic, the time it took t book a room, etc, like that was all my problem. I said I understood she was desperate, but I expected us to stay another hr and now I was fine with us leaving, but she owed me at least $100 back. I would call it even. Remember, the money is in her purse because I'm an idiot. I Said I wasnt going to force the issue or try to take the money back, but I would be putting up a review of this encounter. She apologized and said the Money is alreayd sepnt and she can't give me back any of it. SHe had to pay rent, the phone, etc. I told her she should honor her commitment or give back $100 at least and she declined. I said she should make it up in the future at minimum and she said thank you and promised she would. (*yes I know there is at most a 5% chance of this, but again I wasnt going to physically take the money from her).

I told her I would be posting this entire review and she asked me not to screw her over, and I said I wasnt, just going to be Honest. I will update If / When I get a Make Up date where I actually get what was payed for and discussed (BBBJ, msog, cfs).

TLDR: 90 Minutes Late, Smoked in Room, CBJ after Marketing BBBJ, Cut 2 hr Session into 1 Hr, Paid 3 for 40 minutes with CBJ, DATY and 69. Can't recommend her to anyone until she gets her sh! T together.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...t/810379724378 anyone partake, Sorta cute.

[WealthMoney]

TGTBT? Cannot find a review but she does have a (616) number. http://muskegon.skipthegames.com/fem...e/258001139008.

[HighwayStr]

Your mailbox is full.

[Monger01]

Thanks for the report. She's off my to do list forever.

After this review she changed her name.

In my Dream Cute pics, decent menu and fair prices led me to reach out to Alayna a few days back, and plan an eventful 2 hr evening. The Text back and forth setting it up was fun, and as I said in my other post we discussed a ton of stuff, including price. We agree to 2 hrs for 3. Here's how the dream unfolded into a Nightmare.

1) Checked with me 4-5 times that I was for real and still coming. We agreed 6:30 pm at location. I got there fast and she said she should be there very soon. At 7:08 pm she texted Sorry for being half an hour late, but she would make it up to me, should just be a few more minutes. I said all I needed was a room number and to drive safe. At 7:32 I texted asking for an eta. I said I didn't mind delays but just preferred up front honesty. She apologized and said getting in the room now at 7:37. At 7:$7 she said she had a problem with the key and was still dealing with the staff. I said Ok. 7:51 she said "Your not a cop right? I said No. At 7:55 I got a room # and headed up.

2) She was high on something. Not pot because I wouldn't have minded, but stumbling etc. She apologized for the delay and we talked a bit. She had been smoking and the room smelled like cigarettes. Eventually some clothes came off and she apologized about some scabs, admitted she had picked at herself when on cocaine, but she was clean now. I asked when that happened and she said 4 days ago. SHe looks somewhat like the pictures (like many girls) but again, like it had been the roughest month ever since Benz post / pics. ANd she said it had been rough.

3). She asked me if she could see the donation, and I didn't mine proving I was there legit. I put it next to the TV. Once she got mostly naked she said she was going to put it in her purse. I didn't see the harm in it since I figured she wouldn't run out of the room like that into the cold. Then we laid down on the bed together.

4) I love DATY so started with that, and it was ok, but te view not quite what I expected. She barely reacted (and I know from beccas / wife / gfs feedback that it wasnt me), most likely due to the drugs. She did enjoy it and moaned a little, but was so out of it. I asked for 69 and she said OK, let me grab a condom. I said I thought the BJ was BB based on her add and she said No, got to be safe. No upsell, just No. I rolled with it.

5) The 69 was solid, and props for her getting me up and to completion with a CBJ. I was surprised I could, as I'm not a Condom guy (new to this, 20 years of relationship sex with 3 exes).

6) Right after that she said "intermission" and I was cool with that since I needed a reprieve. It had been maybe 30 min since I entered the door. She said she wanted a Cig and I was like ok. I didn't think about it, but she lit up right there. I cleaned up the room some, hid my clothes in the mini-fridge so they wouldn't smell like smoke, and tried to figure out what to do next. I was somewhat tired, and honestly only wanted to continue because I was invested. And she was still overall attractive to me.

7) Basically then she starts talking about having to leave soon. How she had to get someplace to pay her bills tog et her phone back on, and how it would just be cutting short like 15 minutes. I was like WTF, its been less than an hr. She said she got there at 7:20 p and that's when the clock started for her. I had her look at her phone and asked her when she texted me a room number and she said 7:55. It was 9 pm. But she had to go. Since I was now upset and over it I said I was fine with cutting it short, but it was 1 hr and she should give me back half and we call it even. She said No, I got my times worth. I went over the timeframe againa nd she kept bringing upt he traffic, the time it took t book a room, etc, like that was all my problem. I said I understood she was desperate, but I expected us to stay another hr and now I was fine with us leaving, but she owed me at least $100 back. I would call it even. Remember, the money is in her purse because I'm an idiot. I Said I wasnt going to force the issue or try to take the money back, but I would be putting up a review of this encounter. She apologized and said the Money is alreayd sepnt and she can't give me back any of it. SHe had to pay rent, the phone, etc. I told her she should honor her commitment or give back $100 at least and she declined. I said she should make it up in the future at minimum and she said thank you and promised she would. (*yes I know there is at most a 5% chance of this, but again I wasnt going to physically take the money from her).

I told her I would be posting this entire review and she asked me not to screw her over, and I said I wasnt, just going to be Honest. I will update If / When I get a Make Up date where I actually get what was payed for and discussed (BBBJ, msog, cfs).

TLDR: 90 Minutes Late, Smoked in Room, CBJ after Marketing BBBJ, Cut 2 hr Session into 1 Hr, Paid 3 for 40 minutes with CBJ, DATY and 69. Can't recommend her to anyone until she gets her sh! T together.

[Benz1]

And if I can may add, that the pictures are not accurate of what she looks like nowadays after candy and other issues.

My car date was before this latest review was written by another member.

I took pics and posted them when I reviewed her. Decent pics and good skills.

Candy kills everything including our mood to fuck them.