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**Salmasy** · 03-21-18 20:11

Originally Posted by Mongerlian [View Original Post]

Hey guys, just wanted to share my experience. I have no link or pics, but basically, I saw this woman who was old and fat. I did pay way more than is reasonable, but that's not the point. The point is, I have a monster dong and stayed hard the whole time. At one point, she actually became so bored and chafed, she told me she could't handle it anymore. Aww yeah, I'm the man.

Hahahaha. I love this.

**Dixie38** · 03-21-18 15:00

Saw her again and was quite pleased. She's gained weight, about 6 it so pounds and had her hair natural and she was really stunning. I definitely suggest giving her a whirl.

**AssMann45** · 03-21-18 14:33

Originally Posted by SeniorChapo [View Original Post]

Saw her ad up a week or so ago. Shot her text right there and then and got a reply fairly soon. Located out on 44th st and was not in the mood to drive out there after getting donations rates. 1. $ for hhr or 1. 5 $ hr I passed that evening.

This past weekend I shot her text since I was having pancakes at Dennys near her in Call. 2 am in the morning she replied immediately, told her where I was and interested to see her. She replied with rates. NOTE she was using neveah's Facebook account to post. I told her I have. 40 for SS. She asked for a bit more but of course it's all I had at the moment.

Got an address, place was being used by another girl so we did a car date. Found a secluded apartment parking lot, moved to back seat, CBJ, she hoped on it and finished mish.

She got the job done. Thin frame, small boobies. Dropped her off and away I drove off with a smile.

http://grandrapids.postfastr.com/Men...-4584/46933057

She looks like Sidney who used to work at East / West massage palor off of 44th and Bryon Center.

Anyone know if she is still working any where locally? If so, please let me know.

**SeniorChapo** · 03-20-18 21:56

Saw her ad up a week or so ago. Shot her text right there and then and got a reply fairly soon. Located out on 44th st and was not in the mood to drive out there after getting donations rates. 1. $ for hhr or 1. 5 $ hr I passed that evening.

This past weekend I shot her text since I was having pancakes at Dennys near her in Call. 2 am in the morning she replied immediately, told her where I was and interested to see her. She replied with rates. NOTE she was using neveah's Facebook account to post. I told her I have. 40 for SS. She asked for a bit more but of course it's all I had at the moment.

Got an address, place was being used by another girl so we did a car date. Found a secluded apartment parking lot, moved to back seat, CBJ, she hoped on it and finished mish.

She got the job done. Thin frame, small boobies. Dropped her off and away I drove off with a smile.

http://grandrapids.postfastr.com/Men...-4584/46933057

**Wolverines** · 03-20-18 20:48

Thanks for reporting back.

Originally Posted by StudMan90 [View Original Post]

Sorry for the late post guys was busy with family, but I saw lana the northern mich provider last week when she was in town. The date was fun, started off with a nice greeting at the door she was in something sexy we kissed and the went to the bed room, things were going well we took care of the donation and then she put some music on, which everything so far was good then it took a turn, I could tel she started to get out of it as if something was kicking in, she kept talking about the music, then we get to the play time she started with a nice BBBJ while I had some kitty for dinner, which lasted a few licks as it did not smell to good so I stopped let her go with the BBBJ. Then I asked for her to jump on it and ride which she did but it didn't feel good so I switched pos and we went doggy which I didn't last long and was done quick she is tight for how old she is not tight like a young provider but tight nonetheless. Then the worse set in we cleaned up and we talked and she was definitly under something she kept repeating things. I was expecting msog as we talked about but then was denied, anyway I showered there which she is okay with and provides the necessary things, overall was decent but I won't repeat, oh and my date with her started 30 mins late cause she kept giving me a bogus excuse and saying to wait and wait so the run around and mediocre performance will keep me away.

**Amaregraeco** · 03-20-18 18:42

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

She posted a fairwell letter to us.

In accordance with forum rules she was banished.

Admin. Put her on a Jackass, pointed her into the desert and slapped the ass on the ass.

Priceless metaphor Benz! Damn near fell over, laughing so hard.

**Benz1** · 03-20-18 16:37

Originally Posted by YoungMonger93 [View Original Post]

I saw something about destiny being banned? Not sure where the post went. Can anyone confirm what's going on?

She posted a fairwell letter to us.

In accordance with forum rules she was banished.

Admin. Put her on a Jackass, pointed her into the desert and slapped the ass on the ass.

**YoungMonger93** · 03-20-18 12:22

I saw something about destiny being banned? Not sure where the post went. Can anyone confirm what's going on?

When chicks post long hate filled letters aimed at you guys for being cheap and us for helping you guys to be even cheaper and how much they hate you guys, then I delete those and just ban them.

It said it in the redact text.

A2

**GTSea** · 03-20-18 07:11

Originally Posted by BigFriknNutz [View Original Post]

She / He looks like a tranny in those pics. Just saying.

No doubt she doesn't photograph well, but in person she's not so bad. The highlight is her enthusiasm and responsiveness. I've seen her a few times for those reasons alone.

**StudMan90** · 03-19-18 22:12

Sorry for the late post guys was busy with family, but I saw lana the northern mich provider last week when she was in town. The date was fun, started off with a nice greeting at the door she was in something sexy we kissed and the went to the bed room, things were going well we took care of the donation and then she put some music on, which everythin so far was good then it took a turn, I could tel she started to get out of it as if something was kicking in, she kept talking about the music, then we get to the play time she started with a nice BBBJ while I had some kitty for dinner, which lasted a few licks as it did not smell to good so I stopped let her go with the BBBJ. Then I asked for her to jump on it and ride which she did but it didn't feel good so I switched pos and we went doggy which I didn't last long and was done quick she is tight for how old she is not tight like a young provider but tight nonetheless. Then the worse set in we cleaned up and we talked and she was definitly under something she kept repeating things. I was expecting msog as we talked about but then was denied, anyway I showered there which she is okay with and provides the necessary things, overall was decent but I won't repeat, oh and my date with her started 30 mins late cause she kept giving me a bogus excuse and saying to wait and wait so the run around and mediocre performance will keep me away.

**Amaregraeco** · 03-19-18 21:58

Originally Posted by UpInTheRental [View Original Post]

Agreed. I strongly dislike the fact that they are socially lubricated, and I also get annoyed with the "can you pick up some smokes / pop / etc" as well.

FYI, some legit providers use this request technique as their way of screeing for LEO on the (mistaken) belief that actual LEO is not allowed to do so.

**Aiai1996** · 03-19-18 13:41

Originally Posted by SpongeBob66 [View Original Post]

This Brooke?
What did you do and how much?

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Wome...-7655/46117527

Yes, that is her. She looks much better in person with body like queen. Her donations are very reasonable. 2/60 min.

**SpongeBob66** · 03-19-18 11:49

Originally Posted by Slowboatguy [View Original Post]

I was looking for an experienced provider and thought I'd give her a shot. Never again. She looks shall we say 'mature' in the pictures she posts but she's actually way older and run down in person. I would say she's about 50 and the body is shot. I should've walked but I stupidly didn't. The appointment was substandard and she actually has an attitude. I would never, ever repeat even if it were free. The damage is a laughable 120/ hhr. Far far better choices out there.

Just helping out. Electra Luv not same as Electra.

https://electraluv.escortprotools.com/#home.

https://www.eroticmonkey.com/electra...d-rapids-14887

**NoseJelly** · 03-19-18 10:54

Originally Posted by Randingo [View Original Post]

Great story. We're all very impressed by your boner. Do you have anything to share about the experience or the service they provided?

Word on the streets is that these 2 ladies will spend the rest of their lives walking bow legged after the pounding Rookie gave them!

**SpongeBob66** · 03-19-18 10:12

Originally Posted by Aiai1996 [View Original Post]

My experience with Brooke was awesome on Sunday night. I know that she has been reviewed here several times on the forum but she is extra special. She has great body with the right curves and body like a model. She is a "wow" provider with great personality. If you get the chance to see her, please treat her extra "special".

This Brooke?
What did you do and how much?

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Wome...-7655/46117527