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[Icy96]

Well, I was surprised to see this one on here. We had a FWB situation about a year ago. I can't vouch for her as a provider, but as a FWB she was GFE, clean, very pretty and fun. Her number is a Texas area code because she used to live there. She lives in GR and is from here originally. Again, I can't vouch for her as a provider, but my assumption would be she won't disappoint. She's a bit odd too. She used to tell me about how she would masturbate to gay porn and that she liked to do guys with a strap-on (never did to me). YMMV, but if you were thinking of giving her a shot I would say go for it. http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...als-25/9842389

[RickBlaine]

My funds were pretty limited today, so I decided to give Diana a call.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...ght-20/9849470

Now I had read some of her negative reviews before, but I thought "for. 5 / hh how bad can it really be?" Ugh, well I certainly learned my lesson. She had a really unfriendly attitude right from the beginning. When I got there she started with a really lame HJ, followed by an equally unsatisfying CBJ. We then went to mish, after a few minuts I asked her to turn over and she literally just said "no." So I was like "alright then lets just keep going." She was completely uninterested the whole time. She never looked me in the eyes. In fact she was looking away from me 95 percent of the time. She was really dry, and had no lube. After a little more going at it she was just like "you can go now." I hadn't even finished. Got dressed as she played around on her phone standing next to the door with one hand on the door knob like she can't wait to get me out of there. I say "seeya" as I walk out the door. She closes it with no response.

It was the most disappointing experience I've had in my couple months of hobbying. Moral of the story, it would've been more satisfying to stay home.

Anyway I'd like to pose a question to you gentlemen. I'd like to treat myself tomorrow. Who's the best experience you've had for $.5-$$.5 / hr, I'm looking for someone who's totally unrushed (and doesn't just claim to be,) full GFE, DFK, doesn't upsell, clean, and pretty much most importantly: friendly and pleasant to be around. Or at least fits the majority of those qualifications.

Thanks

Just how many times does a provider on here have to be given a bad review before you guys start believing she is bad news? I have yet to see a positive remark about this one with the general consensus being you need to run in the opposite direction and yet some continue to think with their little heads. The whole point of this board is information good, bad and otherwise. Take the time to read, research and save yourself some money and grief!

[Asianplvr]

Saw Jasmine a couple days ago. She just moved into her new place so she has been busy cleaning / organizing. So, anyone wanting to schedule with her or Nikki needs to be patient with communication. They will still be getting motels for incall services. Texting is probably the best way to schedule. It's not unusual for a reply to be anywhere from 1 minute to 3 hours. Communication is not her strong point but her service is great. Nikki is not handing out her number as she is still fairly new to the business so you need to go thru Jasmines phone.

Pm for any details.

Asianplvr

[Dave GR]

If anyone is thinking about going to her, please PM me; I'll be glad to give you details which are similar to the comment below. If you're short on funds, my suggestion is to buy yourself a piece of fruit and do some carving. It's cheaper and a lot more enjoyable than someone who frowns the whole time. I wonder if anyone has asked her for the money back because they weren't satisfied. Has anyone on this board been satisfied with her?

My funds were pretty limited today, so I decided to give Diana a call.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...ght-20/9849470

Now I had read some of her negative reviews before, but I thought "for. 5 / hh how bad can it really be?" Ugh, well I certainly learned my lesson. She had a really unfriendly attitude right from the beginning. When I got there she started with a really lame HJ, followed by an equally unsatisfying CBJ. We then went to mish, after a few minuts I asked her to turn over and she literally just said "no." So I was like "alright then lets just keep going." She was completely uninterested the whole time. She never looked me in the eyes. In fact she was looking away from me 95 percent of the time. She was really dry, and had no lube. After a little more going at it she was just like "you can go now." I hadn't even finished. Got dressed as she played around on her phone standing next to the door with one hand on the door knob like she can't wait to get me out of there. I say "seeya" as I walk out the door. She closes it with no response.

It was the most disappointing experience I've had in my couple months of hobbying. Moral of the story, it would've been more satisfying to stay home.

Anyway I'd like to pose a question to you gentlemen. I'd like to treat myself tomorrow. Who's the best experience you've had for $.5-$$.5 / hr, I'm looking for someone who's totally unrushed (and doesn't just claim to be,) full GFE, DFK, doesn't upsell, clean, and pretty much most importantly: friendly and pleasant to be around. Or at least fits the majority of those qualifications.

Thanks

[Cambear24]

For 50 I suggest you go to a strip club. Being cheap never helps. 120 ish kelly is great.

My funds were pretty limited today, so I decided to give Diana a call.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...ght-20/9849470

Now I had read some of her negative reviews before, but I thought "for. 5 / hh how bad can it really be?" Ugh, well I certainly learned my lesson. She had a really unfriendly attitude right from the beginning. When I got there she started with a really lame HJ, followed by an equally unsatisfying CBJ. We then went to mish, after a few minuts I asked her to turn over and she literally just said "no." So I was like "alright then lets just keep going." She was completely uninterested the whole time. She never looked me in the eyes. In fact she was looking away from me 95 percent of the time. She was really dry, and had no lube. After a little more going at it she was just like "you can go now." I hadn't even finished. Got dressed as she played around on her phone standing next to the door with one hand on the door knob like she can't wait to get me out of there. I say "seeya" as I walk out the door. She closes it with no response.

It was the most disappointing experience I've had in my couple months of hobbying. Moral of the story, it would've been more satisfying to stay home.

Anyway I'd like to pose a question to you gentlemen. I'd like to treat myself tomorrow. Who's the best experience you've had for $.5-$$.5 / hr, I'm looking for someone who's totally unrushed (and doesn't just claim to be,) full GFE, DFK, doesn't upsell, clean, and pretty much most importantly: friendly and pleasant to be around. Or at least fits the majority of those qualifications.

Thanks

[Asianplvr]

Ivy has been a good choice for alot, plenty of reviews. My stand-by has been Jasmine lately altho communication seems to be an issue with her to set something up. Jasmines duo partner Nikki also meets your criteria. If calling for Nikki you have to go thru Jasmine, Nikki is relatively new and nervous about seeing others outside the Duo with Jasmine. Make sure to negotiate any of these girls down from their starting prices.

My funds were pretty limited today, so I decided to give Diana a call.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...ght-20/9849470

Now I had read some of her negative reviews before, but I thought "for. 5 / hh how bad can it really be?" Ugh, well I certainly learned my lesson. She had a really unfriendly attitude right from the beginning. When I got there she started with a really lame HJ, followed by an equally unsatisfying CBJ. We then went to mish, after a few minuts I asked her to turn over and she literally just said "no." So I was like "alright then lets just keep going." She was completely uninterested the whole time. She never looked me in the eyes. In fact she was looking away from me 95 percent of the time. She was really dry, and had no lube. After a little more going at it she was just like "you can go now." I hadn't even finished. Got dressed as she played around on her phone standing next to the door with one hand on the door knob like she can't wait to get me out of there. I say "seeya" as I walk out the door. She closes it with no response.

It was the most disappointing experience I've had in my couple months of hobbying. Moral of the story, it would've been more satisfying to stay home.

Anyway I'd like to pose a question to you gentlemen. I'd like to treat myself tomorrow. Who's the best experience you've had for $.5-$$.5 / hr, I'm looking for someone who's totally unrushed (and doesn't just claim to be,) full GFE, DFK, doesn't upsell, clean, and pretty much most importantly: friendly and pleasant to be around. Or at least fits the majority of those qualifications.

Thanks

[MartinGr]

My funds were pretty limited today, so I decided to give Diana a call.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...ght-20/9849470

Now I had read some of her negative reviews before, but I thought "for. 5 / hh how bad can it really be?" Ugh, well I certainly learned my lesson. She had a really unfriendly attitude right from the beginning. When I got there she started with a really lame HJ, followed by an equally unsatisfying CBJ. We then went to mish, after a few minuts I asked her to turn over and she literally just said "no." So I was like "alright then lets just keep going." She was completely uninterested the whole time. She never looked me in the eyes. In fact she was looking away from me 95 percent of the time. She was really dry, and had no lube. After a little more going at it she was just like "you can go now." I hadn't even finished. Got dressed as she played around on her phone standing next to the door with one hand on the door knob like she can't wait to get me out of there. I say "seeya" as I walk out the door. She closes it with no response.

It was the most disappointing experience I've had in my couple months of hobbying. Moral of the story, it would've been more satisfying to stay home.

Anyway I'd like to pose a question to you gentlemen. I'd like to treat myself tomorrow. Who's the best experience you've had for $.5-$$.5 / hr, I'm looking for someone who's totally unrushed (and doesn't just claim to be,) full GFE, DFK, doesn't upsell, clean, and pretty much most importantly: friendly and pleasant to be around. Or at least fits the majority of those qualifications.

Thanks

[GR Assman]

Is it so damn hard to find good pussy in this town?

Spent all day trying to set something up and struck out with no return calls and one change of mind almost all the way to the appointment.

Maybe next week will be more successful.

[Asianplvr]

Yes, Jasmine has done duos with Heather before also. She loves duos with Heather and said she should be back in Michigan around Oct. 18th.

The ad is gone now.

I saw Heather and (Farrah? Not sure of her name now) about a month ago and I realized I failed to post a review. Their place was up by Cedar Springs, a trailer. Farrah, was good, but Heather was freaking HOT. A GREAT tight ass as she led me into the house, and did all the right things.

She went back to Florida, but she said she was moving up here in a couple months. I would hit her again in a heartbeat. This IS NOT the same Heather:

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...dgt-22/9969343

That Heather is the scammer. This Heather was petite (probably all of 5'0") , and tiny- prolly "B" cups. When she is back up I will be looking for her. If anyone runs across her ad let me know!

[Wrath420]

The ad is gone now.

I saw Heather and (Farrah? Not sure of her name now) about a month ago and I realized I failed to post a review. Their place was up by Cedar Springs, a trailer. Farrah, was good, but Heather was freaking HOT. A GREAT tight ass as she led me into the house, and did all the right things.

She went back to Florida, but she said she was moving up here in a couple months. I would hit her again in a heartbeat. This IS NOT the same Heather:

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...dgt-22/9969343

That Heather is the scammer. This Heather was petite (probably all of 5'0") , and tiny- prolly "B" cups. When she is back up I will be looking for her. If anyone runs across her ad let me know!

I called that Heather once just to see how much she'd charge for her lackluster services. Full prices. I bet she's pissed off a lot of guys. This is why this forum is great. Got the heads up on her long ago.

[Doyle30]

I have seen both of these women at different times. I know they are good friends who really enjoy each other. Heather is back in MI on vacaiton and they are posting duos. I would recommend these two have seen both of them and having had duos in the past.

Heather is here only for this week.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...ret-25/9672781

3Nutz

The ad is gone now.

I saw Heather and (Farrah? Not sure of her name now) about a month ago and I realized I failed to post a review. Their place was up by Cedar Springs, a trailer. Farrah, was good, but Heather was freaking HOT. A GREAT tight ass as she led me into the house, and did all the right things.

She went back to Florida, but she said she was moving up here in a couple months. I would hit her again in a heartbeat. This IS NOT the same Heather:

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...dgt-22/9969343

That Heather is the scammer. This Heather was petite (probably all of 5'0") , and tiny- prolly "B" cups. When she is back up I will be looking for her. If anyone runs across her ad let me know!

[SanityIsRealit]

The only picture of her that is accurate that I can vouch for (not that my word means anything) is the bottom one of her holding the phone in the ad link I posted. The links you provided are most definitely not her. I can tell you she informed me she'd been a stripper in Chi, and she's very careful when you meet with her. I would just chalk it up to her being the type that will post pics to give a "type" in order to save her anonymity at times.

Its going to have to be a case of just go with your gut. My feelings won't be hurt if you guys pass. Careful is the way to be.

I appreciate the clarification. Unfortunately when it comes to pics that are posted, we generally don't give the benefit of the doubt as the odds are heavily against us. I would have felt a lot more comfortable had she just explained that some pics weren't hers but represented her type instead of flat-out lying about it. However, I can understand the anonymity factor as well. That's why it's important to exchange information and keep things safe for the entire population.

Thanks for the review.

[Muskegon]

I've seen her and agree with Wrath's assessment. I am certain that the photos on the OKCupid site are her, I do not think the ones used on her backpage ad are actually her, but she is soo damn good you'll not care once you are there and have one of her magnificent boobs in your mouth!

Can you tell us how much you paid for her time, and her phone number if you still have it?

Its a bit confusing with some people vouching for her and others discrediting her with pics.

[SanityIsRealit]

Took a chance on Sarah earlier in the week. She just started posting earlier in the week as well; apparently saving for a new car. Incall was at 76th and 131.

3 and-a-half Barry's for a massage with HE. Problem was the massage was only 30 seconds as she wanted me out the door as quickly as possible. The rate was for an hour, but she actually double-booked another appointment for 20 minutes after ours was scheduled. She does not do FS or GFE. She will let you wander from the waist up though. Skills weren't too bad, but getting me out the door and treating it like an assembly line will keep me from repeating.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...ddd-37/9971744