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**Zoso #2** · 12-01-10 22:55

I paid a visit to Jenna today. I wish I hadn't, it was one of the worst appointments I have ever had with a SP. It started with a call in the morning where I left her a message on her voicemail. She called back about a hour later and I explained I was in town for the day and on the way back home at 3:00 I would like to stop by for a 'massage' appointment, I then asked for her address. She told me to give her a call when it is closer to the appointment time and she would give me the address then. I told her that was fine.

At around 2:15 I called her back to get directions and there was no answer so I left a message. At 2:45 I called again and she answered. I asked her if we still had an appointment for 3:00 and she had no idea that I had talked to her that morning. She asked me to forgive her forgetfulness because she had a late night and was really tired. She then said that it would be good for her to keep the appointment and abruptly said something just came up and could she call me right back. I waited another 15 minutes and finally before just calling it quits and heading home at I called one more time. Too bad for me she answered. She explained that her best friend in the world had an emergency and she had to take care of helping her out but she is still willing to see me at 4:00 and she told me what intersection to head towards.

I get to the appointed place at the appointed time and waited and waited and waited. Finally I called and let Jenna know I was at the intersection. She said she was right around the corner and would call me as soon as she was ready. So yet again I waited and waited and waited finally I called again and she said she was ready.

I thought that was great but now all I needed was the address. Too bad for me that now she got her fix and I could barely understand what she was saying because she was slurring her words so bad and she would forget mid-sentence what she was saying. She could not remember her house number. After I finally got the number from her she told me the wrong street. Eventually I got that as well and finally met her at 4:30 for a 3:00 appointment.

She met me on her porch and could not believe this was the same girl that was pictured in the ad. She was about 30 lbs heavier and about 10 years older. Rather than me doing the smart thing and turning around and getting the hell out of there, I followed her in the house and up the stairs. I was asked to be quiet because her roommate and roommate's friend were downstairs.

Finally the 'massage' started and she literally nodded off. It had to be by far the worst experience I have ever had. I can only say that everyone should stay away. There is nothing good about this one.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Body...-me-23/5045770

**Member #3987** · 12-01-10 16:18

Originally Posted by Sparty0320 [View Original Post]

They advertise in the escort section probably because it gets more traffic. I've always been suspicious of Sammie. Don't know why, just call it a gut feel. Sorry your experience was bad. You might try Suzie. She's a redhead that advertises for an "Xilerating Massage". She's a bit pricey but wow is she a whole lot of fun.

I totally agree about Suzie. Haven't seen her in a while because of downturn in finances, but the price I had with her was $.2, but there was absolutely no upselling, everything that I ever wanted to do included. She has a nice apartment that is not her home, and she never watches the clock (although I never push that. The most I ever went over the hour was about 10-15 minutes). Only problem is she can kind of let her upkeep go downhill a little is she has seen you faiirly often (make-up, hair, etc.).

But as Sparty says, she is great fun. She is very enthusiastic and if she is not enjoying herself then she needs to go to Hollywood. At first I was a little disappointed with her BBBJ technique, but once she knew what I liked she did it like a pro and always remembered it every time. I highly recommend her.

BTW, although I have never had any experience with Sammie, I really tend to avoid any BP provider that doesn't have some kind of reliable pic posted and also has more than one pic for comparison. I also avoid any provider who is so very, very skimpy on ad info.

**Member #4974** · 11-30-10 09:56

Originally Posted by Just Rob [View Original Post]

Contacted her myself on another site. Avoids providing answers, even though I have refs. Seems more of a MP (Massgae Only) type, yet mentions she's GFE when asked about possible dream contents. She's posted and been on the other site for six months, but has no reviews. I'm not willing to TOFTT after my last BP dream.

Might be your thing and you can provide a report.

I dreamed that I gave her a try a few weeks ago, she had a good quicky special going on. Incall near 44th / 131, she is as she describes, nice up top and wide down below. Didn't sample any foreign language lesson, we had a little play and then straight to CFS. She said she's meeting better quality customers from the other source, trying to get away from BP because of it's rep. I still see her advertising on both.

**Member #5710** · 11-28-10 12:10

They advertise in the escort section probably because it gets more traffic. I've always been suspicious of Sammie. Don't know why, just call it a gut feel. Sorry your experience was bad. You might try Suzie. She's a redhead that advertises for an "Xilerating Massage". She's a bit pricey but wow is she a whole lot of fun.

Originally Posted by Just Rob [View Original Post]

Saw a few posts by Sammie on backpage advertising in GR. Didn't see any info, shame on me if there is and I didn't check hard enough.

Chatted with her a few times and she seemed cool,". No upselling." she says, very good fully inclusive dreams are had by all.

So, I dream of meeting her at her incall on Alpine. Little suspicious when I get there. But give it a go. Continue dreaming but she only provides very basic rub down, indicating some dreams aren't meant to be. Ask if it's me, and no, she justs provides HJ and cuddling in her dreams,". Must have been a misunderstanding.". She did mention of course, someone once dreamed more when he had an extra $1K. Or if wish to dream more on yur own, she has friends, but they upsell unfortunately.

WTF. Definitely false advertising as she doesn't meantion this until you've entered the dream state by contributing for her time. When leaving there were strange characters wandering about. Should have known better. What a waste. She should advertise her dreams under Massage Parlors not other areas.

TOFTT so watch yourself and avoid her.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...ent-26/5174512

**Just Rob** · 11-27-10 02:03

Originally Posted by Dirkdiggs76 [View Original Post]

I'm passing through GR today thought I stop off for a quickie, I saw this ad but not familiar with sp in the area. Anyone give me some info on her as far as is she reliable or STDs?

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...-me-21/5169525

Contacted her myself on another site. Avoids providing answers, even though I have refs. Seems more of a MP (Massgae Only) type, yet mentions she's GFE when asked about possible dream contents. She's posted and been on the other site for six months, but has no reviews. I'm not willing to TOFTT after my last BP dream.

Might be your thing and you can provide a report.

**Just Rob** · 11-27-10 01:59

Saw a few posts by Sammie on backpage advertising in GR. Didn't see any info, shame on me if there is and I didn't check hard enough.

Chatted with her a few times and she seemed cool,". No upselling." she says, very good fully inclusive dreams are had by all.

So, I dream of meeting her at her incall on Alpine. Little suspicious when I get there. But give it a go. Continue dreaming but she only provides very basic rub down, indicating some dreams aren't meant to be. Ask if it's me, and no, she justs provides HJ and cuddling in her dreams,". Must have been a misunderstanding.". She did mention of course, someone once dreamed more when he had an extra $1K. Or if wish to dream more on yur own, she has friends, but they upsell unfortunately.

WTF. Definitely false advertising as she doesn't meantion this until you've entered the dream state by contributing for her time. When leaving there were strange characters wandering about. Should have known better. What a waste. She should advertise her dreams under Massage Parlors not other areas.

TOFTT so watch yourself and avoid her.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...ent-26/5174512

**Dirkdiggs76** · 11-24-10 11:56

I'm passing through GR today thought I stop off for a quickie, I saw this ad but not familiar with sp in the area. Anyone give me some info on her as far as is she reliable or STDs?

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...-me-21/5169525

**GrMojo** · 11-22-10 16:40

I just got off the phone with her and it's the same Bree. Hopefully, I can schedule something with her. She is one of my all-time favorites, but I wonder if I can afford her. Her old rate is higher than what I typically pay, now.

**GrMojo** · 11-21-10 19:10

Originally Posted by BCramrod [View Original Post]

Anyone seen Bree since she's been back from Vegas?

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...ree-26/5119888

I this the one who used to book through Ashley A / Robin Spinner on other boards? If so, I should contact her. She asked one of her Vegas clients about me, an acquaintance, when he mentioned he's from Michigan.

**BCramrod** · 11-21-10 17:16

Anyone seen Bree since she's been back from Vegas?

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...ree-26/5119888

**Pete3854** · 11-15-10 15:21

Originally Posted by Dongr [View Original Post]

She doesn't post very often. She doesn't look like her pic but surprise she looks even better in person. Her name is Eve and she lives near 68th and m-6/131 area. She is very down to earth and really seems to want to please you. She asks for 120 but will work with you. I would recommend.

What kind of service does she provide?

**Dongr** · 11-15-10 10:10

She doesn't post very often. She doesn't look like her pic but surprise she looks even better in person. Her name is Eve and she lives near 68th and m-6/131 area. She is very down to earth and really seems to want to please you. She asks for 120 but will work with you. I would recommend.

**Member #4974** · 11-08-10 16:44

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...fun-19/4981657

She's been on BP for awhile. A week or so ago I called (desperate. Couldn't find anyone else to meet my limited window of playtime) and asked if she did half hours, she said yes for $. Notice that her ad, like many BP girls, doesn't define what she does. She just said "you'll be very happy". I go to her home, a half of a duplex with the neighbor in the other half watching me through his open front door as I walk up her sidewalk. I was thinking about bolting but by now the little head is the one doing the thinking. She's thick, nice top but wide bottom, OK face. She collects the $ and tells me to "get comfortable" on the couch, so I strip and sit. She starts a slow strip, top only, and I remind her of my tight timetable, that I'm looking for fast and full."I don't do full, not for only $". French lesson I ask?"no, I don't do that". Turns out I showed up for a $ strip tease and a HJ. I should have known with her vague description of events in her ad. I've had a few good results with BP girls, but I should have pressed for more details or said no deal before dropping the $."Come back again with more, we will have more fun like you want" and I told her, sorry, you got all you're getting out of me. Maybe YMMV, but I'm not going back. I can get alot more for me $ if I keep to my usual Source of hobby girls.

Sorry it took me so long to post my report.

**Crod6969** · 11-03-10 04:14

To tell you the truth, I wasn't really paying attention. Seems like most of these girls have a tramp stamp. She had her hair up so she did look a little different than the pics.

Originally Posted by Marky55 [View Original Post]

So. She has a tat on her lower back, right?

**Marky55** · 11-02-10 15:02

Originally Posted by Crod6969 [View Original Post]

Saw Audrey this afternoon. http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...l-pics/4512574

I freaked out at first because she directed me to the same place and room # as Tara from my previous post. I told her No way and explained that my last time in that room was not good. She assured me that She was different and independent (right) So I thought Why not take Another for the team. Fortunately Audrey is the real deal. As advertised. Some light kissing and DATY. Everything was covered but that was OK even though I prefer BBBJ. She is a real hottie and I finished between her nice real see cups. I will definitely see her again.

So. She has a tat on her lower back, right?