Massage Parlor Reports

[LoadDumper45]

Went to Spring massage recently and had a wonderful hour. Woman looked to be older. I think she's the only person there. Massage was fantastic. Standard finish. No extras 6+4.

[GuyFrom]

I stopped going there after getting the worst BJ of my life. Thought the owner posted here sometimes?

My last visit to YL was May 2018 and it was similar to what everybody has mentioned here. I was in and out in 10 min with BJ that felt like my dick went through a grinder. YL is a perfect example of what happens when there is no real competition.

[TheIceGuy]

Sadly, it was fantastic for a very long time. It was really good. Canterbury their other place is still pretty decent.

Went to Swan yesterday. Got the full hour, she made walk ins wait, and she wasnt rushed at all. I didn't have to remind her I paid for an hour, she knew what to do. Even after the flip with another customer waiting I got the scalp and foot massage, with a water and a thanks for coming.

I really like swan, I just hate how exposed you feel walking in.

[Spectator]

I'm not judging by any means. I get laid at home too but still love me some AMPs. I'm just surprised you kept going to YL. Although if it was once fantastic, I can see trying here and there to see if it ever improved.

Sadly, it was fantastic for a very long time. It was really good. Canterbury their other place is still pretty decent.

Went to Swan yesterday. Got the full hour, she made walk ins wait, and she wasnt rushed at all. I didn't have to remind her I paid for an hour, she knew what to do. Even after the flip with another customer waiting I got the scalp and foot massage, with a water and a thanks for coming.

[TheIceGuy]

I work very close by. I have a pretty bad back, and I'm a horny fucker. So I usually hit an AMP once every couple of weeks. I know its bad. I get laid at home too but I like the strange. YL -used- to be the place with the youngest and most accommodating girls. Now its the laziest, greediest, and least enthusiastic.

I'm not judging by any means. I get laid at home too but still love me some AMPs. I'm just surprised you kept going to YL. Although if it was once fantastic, I can see trying here and there to see if it ever improved.

[Gadling]

I work very close by. I have a pretty bad back, and I'm a horny fucker. So I usually hit an AMP once every couple of weeks. I know its bad. I get laid at home too but I like the strange. YL -used- to be the place with the youngest and most accommodating girls. Now its the laziest, greediest, and least enthusiastic.

+1 on this. I wrote something in Lowell section on yl and can corroborate the bad experiences of this place. Makes me wonder why it's always busy.

[Spectator]

Last 18 months? How many times have you gone? I went there once and the experience was shit. Way too many other options for me to try twice. I'll never go back to yl.

I work very close by. I have a pretty bad back, and I'm a horny fucker. So I usually hit an AMP once every couple of weeks. I know its bad. I get laid at home too but I like the strange. YL -used- to be the place with the youngest and most accommodating girls. Now its the laziest, greediest, and least enthusiastic.

[TheIceGuy]

Yep, and I've spoken to him several times over the past 5-7 years.

It can see if the girls did a good job, but short on time because its busy.

Its fine to give a good massage, but not do anything extra beyond the standards service.

Its not ok to short on time, demand payment up front, and then not deliver services.

The girls are $60 tip for no roaming hand only, not even doing a hot towel before the flip, and your out in 15 minutes.

Sorry, I can forgive a lot, but Yellow has crossed the line. It's not just this one gal either. Its been the past 12-18 months.

At best, they want 40 + 120 for 15 minute saran wrap session. Boo. If I'm going to spend $160 for 15 minutes, there are a LOT of options within 15 minutes of YL.

Last 18 months? How many times have you gone? I went there once and the experience was shit. Way too many other options for me to try twice. I'll never go back to yl.

[Spectator]

I stopped going there after getting the worst BJ of my life. Thought the owner posted here sometimes?

Yep, and I've spoken to him several times over the past 5-7 years.

It can see if the girls did a good job, but short on time because its busy.

Its fine to give a good massage, but not do anything extra beyond the standards service.

Its not ok to short on time, demand payment up front, and then not deliver services.

The girls are $60 tip for no roaming hand only, not even doing a hot towel before the flip, and your out in 15 minutes.

Sorry, I can forgive a lot, but Yellow has crossed the line. It's not just this one gal either. Its been the past 12-18 months.

At best, they want 40 + 120 for 15 minute saran wrap session. Boo. If I'm going to spend $160 for 15 minutes, there are a LOT of options within 15 minutes of YL.

[BostonThree]

After years of being a regular, I'm really done.

Walked in mid day during the slow time. Girl spoke perfect English. "Do you have time for an hour, or are you busy" "Not busy, hour OK" "OK, I want the hour" and paid.

Girl spashed some oil around my back for about 5 minutes and flipped me. I hadn't even touched her leg or sent any signal I was ready.

She wanted $120 for BJ, covered, I countered with the standard price, she declined, I took the hand at $60, which she insisted on up front. So I get up, get the money.

She gives me a terrible jackhammer, and stood out of touching range. I asked her to take her top off and she said no. I said, politely, "But I paid you $60 for the hand, which is $20 more than regular".

After I finish, its a quick hot towel only on the front, no back hot towel, and no do I want water. Just "goodbye".

I said "I paid for an hour" she said "its been an hour" I said "its been 13 minutes.

She stuck to her guns and I left.

I was freshly showered, clean, and very polite as I always am. I think another customer had rung the bell and was waiting in the little room.

60 bucks for nothing. Won't be back. Every time I've gone there recently I pay for an hour and get 12-15 minutes, which is at least tolerable if they provide good service.

No more.

I stopped going there after getting the worst BJ of my life. Thought the owner posted here sometimes?

[Spectator]

After years of being a regular, I'm really done.

Walked in mid day during the slow time. Girl spoke perfect English. "Do you have time for an hour, or are you busy" "Not busy, hour OK" "OK, I want the hour" and paid.

Girl spashed some oil around my back for about 5 minutes and flipped me. I hadn't even touched her leg or sent any signal I was ready.

She wanted $120 for BJ, covered, I countered with the standard price, she declined, I took the hand at $60, which she insisted on up front. So I get up, get the money.

She gives me a terrible jackhammer, and stood out of touching range. I asked her to take her top off and she said no. I said, politely, "But I paid you $60 for the hand, which is $20 more than regular".

After I finish, its a quick hot towel only on the front, no back hot towel, and no do I want water. Just "goodbye".

I said "I paid for an hour" she said "its been an hour" I said "its been 13 minutes.

She stuck to her guns and I left.

I was freshly showered, clean, and very polite as I always am. I think another customer had rung the bell and was waiting in the little room.

60 bucks for nothing. Won't be back. Every time I've gone there recently I pay for an hour and get 12-15 minutes, which is at least tolerable if they provide good service.

No more.

[MAGuy2299]

Lily has been trying to overcharge like crazy lately. Had the whole menu last year for $100. This year its $80 just for a BJ. Went to Swan last week and the girl there kept talking about how mich she hated her job. I didn't even bother trying with her.

[TheIceGuy]

I thought red sun closed when they left the place near the loop but apparently they moved so I had to try it out. Not bad. Fairly private parking although the sign on the spot says parking for red sun which is something I'd prefer not advertising.

I didn't try for much but got some otc pussy rub and standard service for standard 4/4 rates (30 minutes). I've been out of AMP game for a bit but will probably repeat when feeling the need.

Also, went by the place on swan. I prefer that better as they are not shy about prostate fun but the parking is just awful and you feel so exposed walking in

[Spectator]

Been making the usual rounds to the usual spots. Here's my usual update:

Swan: Place has been busy lately and the lady I've seen 3 times in the past month never remembers me. She will do the saran wrap trick but that's not my thing and that's her limit. OTC / UTC When she's the only girl on its been Rushed service with a lot of answering the phone.

Yello Flower: Rushed service, hit or miss. I still go but only when my other places are busy. "Summer" is particularly bad giving 15 minute "hours".

Red Sun: Still a good rub with standard service.

New place near the movies in Chelmsford is ok too. 70 bucks for a good solid hour rub with standard service.

Tao Chelmsford still a good spot.

Got shorted time at Chickering in Andover the other day. Nice lady, standard service. No more options.

Florida: For you snowbirds, Forest on Powerline in Pom pah no Beach is still a great FS time. Jessica and the other girl.

Have not tried the new place next to Golds Gym. Anyone?

I don't have Lings contact, if anyone wants to send it to me.

Gripe:

Guys, what's with the crank calls and calling from outside? You know when you call someone is on the table. When she says come in half an hour, someone is on the table. Don't call from outside and then walk in, it just shorts the guy whos there.

[Yello Tail]

I stopped by the yellow flower tonight and was treated at the door by Rose. Rose has really good English, the best I have ever heard in a massage parlor. In all honesty it put me off a little and made me nervous.
I asked for 60 minutes and was promptly told "no, it's busy, you do 40 minutes". This made me even more uncomfortable, but I went with it. She disappeared for a few minutes and when she returned she asked me "soft, medium or hard? I responded with medium and she began mashing my back harder than any massage I have ever received. She didn't play any music so I heard the escapades in the next room vividly. When the patron next door reached the apex of his massage he became "very vocal" and Rose burst out laughing. She then apologized that the rooms weren't soundproof.
This made me a little less tense and I was able to relax. Normally when I get a 30 min massage they ask me to flip after ten minutes. But rose gave me a long massage before asking me to flip. When I did flip I was nuts up and swinging in the wind. She walked to the coat rack and grabbed a towel and covered me. I found this weird and made up my mind that I wasn't asking for any extras. She massaged my head, face, shoulders and chest. While faceup rose asked me what I did for work. I am a robotics salesmen and my customers are primarily in manufacturing.
This is when things got interesting. Rose went off about how scary AI is and how robots are going to replace Humans in the workforce and it will cause riots. She then went into how crazy it is to live in China and how her family got I. Trouble because she posted a photo of the Dali lama on wii chat. (chinas version of Facebook) the whole time she is ranting about these conspiracy theories she is rubbing my thighs and getting close to my junk but never actually touching them. At this point we have to be at least 40 minutes into the massage and she is ranting about how much she loves Donald Trump and how important Tibet is to her. She is also saying these things really loudly and the people in the next room can clearly hear her. This conversation is going on and on but I don't mind because she is rubbing me all over and she's actually making great points about the issues she cares about. Then out of nowhere she asks me if I want anything else. I respond with "sure, what do you want to do". She says, "are you a cop, you look like a cop? I respond with "no, are you a cop? And she grabs my hands and places them on her breast while reaching forward and grabbing my genitals.
From there she pumped some oil in her hand and we were off to the races. I asked her what she charged and she told me whatever I wanted. So I said 40?, no, 50?, no, 60? And she said to stop talking about it enjoy myself and give her what I want. So I sit back and get the best handjob I have ever gotten. She works the balls while alternating speeds and focuses. She also kept putting a single leg in the air while bursting her ass for me to squeeze. All in all it was the weirdest experience I have ever had at an AMP but I loved it! Rose is only staying until May and then moving in to Worcester. See her while you can.

I decided to see for myself. Rather than wait for introduction, I gave her a hug and a few squeezes. She has natural C's, cute face, and heavy lower end. Massage skills were okay. She seemed to rush thru the session and later I saw she had another customer on the way. Flip, what do you want question. We agreed on the ending. But I thought the ending was a little rough. Ended up with a bruise (black & blue) on my package. I'll need to be very careful for the time being as it is quite obvious. She told me there is a new crew coming in (I got the sense that it was happening today) and she is leaving for Worchester. She was asking me about Worchester. And safety. She will be at can't. I told her that can't was typically a FS place but I decided not to tell her what a dump it is.