Court Finds 'Happy Endings' To Be Legitimate Massage Procedure

[Andir]

To avoid confusion, this article is fake and was made as a joke.

I think it's real and the old girl Ruth enjoyed it!

[MaybeSometime]

"WASHINGTON, D. C. .

The Supreme Court case of Ming's House of Pleasure v. The state of Maine has ruled in favor of Ming's in a shocking 7-3 vote. The Supreme Court of The United States has ruled that "happy endings" can be considered a legitimate massage procedure, and in no way should be considered prostitution.

"This case has been a court favorite for a while now," said Court reporter Luis DeJesus. "The Justices asked to hear testimony from all 15 of Ming's massage therapists. The early goings of the case did not look good for Ming, but the turning point of the case came when Ming offered the justices each a free massage. ".

"The day of the free massage was the only time I ever saw Ruth smile," said Ruth Ginsburg aide Sarah Nicole. "I knew the men would enjoy it, but who knew the old girl was a freak?

"The happy ending was a real pleasure," said Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. "I had my reservations, but once I experienced it, I had a change of heart. I can see how it's the perfect ending to a relaxing massage. To think this was considered prostitution is outrageous. Now that I've experienced it, I can't think of anything more natural than a good ol' fashioned to finish off a good deep tissue massage. ".

"Well, it's about time those old bastards finally got something right," said frequent Ming's patron Carmine Classi. "Now my wife can't give me hell when I go to Chinatown for a little release. Shit, now that it's legal and I don't have to worry about the cops busting in, I'll probably go 3 or 4 times a week instead of my usual 2. ".

To avoid confusion, this article is fake and was made as a joke.

[Lieutenant]

"WASHINGTON, D. C. .

The Supreme Court case of Ming's House of Pleasure v. The state of Maine has ruled in favor of Ming's in a shocking 7-3 vote. The Supreme Court of The United States has ruled that "happy endings" can be considered a legitimate massage procedure, and in no way should be considered prostitution.

"This case has been a court favorite for a while now," said Court reporter Luis DeJesus. "The Justices asked to hear testimony from all 15 of Ming's massage therapists. The early goings of the case did not look good for Ming, but the turning point of the case came when Ming offered the justices each a free massage. ".

"The day of the free massage was the only time I ever saw Ruth smile," said Ruth Ginsburg aide Sarah Nicole. "I knew the men would enjoy it, but who knew the old girl was a freak?

"The happy ending was a real pleasure," said Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. "I had my reservations, but once I experienced it, I had a change of heart.

Supreme Court Finds 'Happy Endings' To Be Legitimate Massage Procedure.

POSTED ON January 29, 2015 BY ABE ABRAMS.

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[Andir]

"WASHINGTON, D. C. –.

The Supreme Court case of Ming's House of Pleasure v. The state of Maine has ruled in favor of Ming's in a shocking 7-3 vote. The Supreme Court of The United States has ruled that "happy endings" can be considered a legitimate massage procedure, and in no way should be considered prostitution.

"This case has been a court favorite for a while now," said Court reporter Luis DeJesus. "The Justices asked to hear testimony from all 15 of Ming's massage therapists. The early goings of the case did not look good for Ming, but the turning point of the case came when Ming offered the justices each a free massage. ".

"The day of the free massage was the only time I ever saw Ruth smile," said Ruth Ginsburg aide Sarah Nicole. "I knew the men would enjoy it, but who knew the old girl was a freak?

"The happy ending was a real pleasure," said Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. "I had my reservations, but once I experienced it, I had a change of heart. I can see how it's the perfect ending to a relaxing massage. To think this was considered prostitution is outrageous. Now that I've experienced it, I can't think of anything more natural than a good ol' fashioned to finish off a good deep tissue massage. ".

"Well, it's about time those old bastards finally got something right," said frequent Ming's patron Carmine Classi. "Now my wife can't give me hell when I go to Chinatown for a little release. Shit, now that it's legal and I don't have to worry about the cops busting in, I'll probably go 3 or 4 times a week instead of my usual 2. ".

[Andir]

the masseuse was different that day and was distracted to something on her phone during the whole session

That's the parlor's owner TT you were with during your second visit. She likes to be on the phone. A good-looking woman by the way.

[Dannymn]

No blissful serenity for you, you say?

Yes, no such vibe I got so I did not ask nor did they ask. So it was just a massage.

[Andir]

I live in the area and I been there few times there months back. I had a reasonable good massage first time so when I went there again, the masseuse was different that day and was distracted to something on her phone during the whole session so I never went back there again. But I had no idea if they have anything beyond genuine massage, I never got any hint or asked about it. Plus it is in an area which in pretty busy on a busy road, so I never thought they would be doing anything like that. But who knows.

No blissful serenity for you, you say?

[Dannymn]

BZ in Belmont seems to have new everything including the website. A couple of excerpts.

"UNVEILING BLISSFUL SERENITY: DISCOVER THE HOLISTIC HAVEN OF RELAXATION.

Welcome to xxx, where the art of massage transcends the ordinary, creating a sanctuary of tranquility and well-being.

Join us as we explore the transformative experiences that await you, each crafted to elevate your journey to relaxation and rejuvenation."

And, "xxx is more than a massage studio; it is a sanctuary where soothing ambiance and expert care come together to create an oasis of tranquility."

It goes on, and on, and on.

Is this someone's joke or it's just a stupidity in its purest form.

Has anyone been there lately? Did you experience blissful serenity?

I live in the area and I been there few times there months back. I had a reasonable good massage first time so when I went there again, the masseuse was different that day and was distracted to something on her phone during the whole session so I never went back there again. But I had no idea if they have anything beyond genuine massage, I never got any hint or asked about it. Plus it is in an area which in pretty busy on a busy road, so I never thought they would be doing anything like that. But who knows.

[Andir]

BZ in Belmont seems to have new everything including the website. A couple of excerpts.

"UNVEILING BLISSFUL SERENITY: DISCOVER THE HOLISTIC HAVEN OF RELAXATION.

Welcome to xxx, where the art of massage transcends the ordinary, creating a sanctuary of tranquility and well-being.

Join us as we explore the transformative experiences that await you, each crafted to elevate your journey to relaxation and rejuvenation."

And, "xxx is more than a massage studio; it is a sanctuary where soothing ambiance and expert care come together to create an oasis of tranquility."

It goes on, and on, and on.

Is this someone's joke or it's just a stupidity in its purest form.

Has anyone been there lately? Did you experience blissful serenity?

[Andir]

https://www.cnn.com/2022/05/20/tech/...ons/index.html

"She accused Musk of exposing his erect penis to her, rubbing her leg without consent, and offering to buy her a horse in exchange for an erotic massage. ".

Not a bad offer. But perhaps she doesn't ride horses.

[SalamanderFour]

I have been tipping 40 for a professional 90 minute massage with DIY while she rubs legs, inner thighs and plays with jewels. The tip always gets big smiles even though I would have tipped 30 just for massage.

Luvinit,

Don't be coy, where is this place? A good diy place has value.

[Andir]

I have been tipping 40 for a professional 90 minute massage with DIY while she rubs legs, inner thighs and plays with jewels. The tip always gets big smiles even though I would have tipped 30 just for massage.

That sounds very reasonable. When people give 40 for a handy combined with one hour of high quality massage, the HJ is essentially only 20. Massage itself is worth tipping.

[LuvInIt22]

A quick survey: do you consider it "an extra" when the provider tells you that you can do it yourself and nothing else is allowed? I mean, do you tip her if she just watches you jerking off? I am genuinely curious.

I have been tipping 40 for a professional 90 minute massage with DIY while she rubs legs, inner thighs and plays with jewels. The tip always gets big smiles even though I would have tipped 30 just for massage.

[Andir]

I've mentioned this before, a old hag wanted 80 for DIY. Granted, I gave 20 because she rubbed my balls (I actually put her hand there). But, I was irritated when she demanded more. I just said good night and kept walking towards the door.

Should you? I would give a small donation. Maybe the next time, she'll be a little more open. Without tipping, she may tell you to DIY while she waits outside.

I feel it's extra if she stays and no extra if she leaves.

80 just for watching you doing it? That's a bit excessive I think. But if she massaged you for the whole hour, that's at least a $30 tip just for massage and if you still feel like doing it yourself in her presence, that's another 20, I would say. So it comes to 50 in total.

I actually give 60 to Zoe in Watertown for exactly that. She is really cute and I kind of hope she would do more eventually but no luck so far.

[Mattis1775]

A quick survey: do you consider it "an extra" when the provider tells you that you can do it yourself and nothing else is allowed? I mean, do you tip her if she just watches you jerking off? I am genuinely curious.

I've mentioned this before, a old hag wanted 80 for DIY. Granted, I gave 20 because she rubbed my balls (I actually put her hand there). But, I was irritated when she demanded more. I just said good night and kept walking towards the door.

Should you? I would give a small donation. Maybe the next time, she'll be a little more open. Without tipping, she may tell you to DIY while she waits outside.

I feel it's extra if she stays and no extra if she leaves.