Massage Parlor Reports

[Dave1984]

My experience has been that the more you see a particular girl, the less likely she is to cover you up. Once again, I let her take the lead. Whether I'm covered or not, my legs are always spread wide enough for her to kneel between them for the back massage. For me, the ultimate tease is when she's doing your upper legs and her fingernail "accidentally" brushes against the boys. If I'm not hard at the moment, the "brush" is an instant boner for me. Dimming the room lights is another strong indication that the fun is about to start.

Just wanted to add another tidbit to the conversation. I was looking at the Rubmap website and noticed that the providers name is listed for the reviews of a particular AMP. You do not need to be a subscriber to see the providers name, only if you want to read the review. So this would be a good source for names to mention if asked who have you seen before when going to a new AMP.

[Max #01]

Same here. I never cover up. Hell, part of the fun is being naked in front of a hot woman, but I also feel it shows that I am pretty comfortable with the situation and not trying to hide anything, literally or figuratively. I also always try to initiate a light, playful, flirtatious touch as soon as possible.

My experience has been that the more you see a particular girl, the less likely she is to cover you up. Once again, I let her take the lead. Whether I'm covered or not, my legs are always spread wide enough for her to kneel between them for the back massage. For me, the ultimate tease is when she's doing your upper legs and her fingernail "accidentally" brushes against the boys. If I'm not hard at the moment, the "brush" is an instant boner for me. Dimming the room lights is another strong indication that the fun is about to start.

[JTreehorn14]

Just wanted to add that I quit using the towel many massages ago. I just move the towel to the side of the bed before I climb on. I am hoping that starts to set the tone for what is to come as maybe 5-0 would cover himself with the towel. At first it seemed sort of strange to not use the towel but I guess I have gotten used to it. The first chance I get I start to touch her leg and go from there depending on what she will allow. Always though with respect meaning you don't rush things. Relax and enjoy the massage and hopefully mutual touch.

Same here. I never cover up. Hell, part of the fun is being naked in front of a hot woman, but I also feel it shows that I am pretty comfortable with the situation and not trying to hide anything, literally or figuratively. I also always try to initiate a light, playful, flirtatious touch as soon as possible.

[MaxRodman]

Mia from CA is on vacation until the 20th says mamasan. Gina at VIP is gone, maybe for good. Any great recommendations for looks and performance in GB? Big on top earns extra credit from me! PM if you prefer.

[Dave1984]

I never lay out the tip upfront. Make a appointment with who you want to see. When you get there, the lady might ask have you been here, tell her yes and name some providers that haven't been there for couple months or isn't working that day. You can find their names here or other site. Make sure you know the fee so have the money ready, usually it's $60 or $70. Tip range from 1-1. 4 for everything depend on where you go.

Just wanted to add that I quit using the towel many massages ago. I just move the towel to the side of the bed before I climb on. I am hoping that starts to set the tone for what is to come as maybe 5-0 would cover himself with the towel. At first it seemed sort of strange to not use the towel but I guess I have gotten used to it. The first chance I get I start to touch her leg and go from there depending on what she will allow. Always though with respect meaning you don't rush things. Relax and enjoy the massage and hopefully mutual touch.

[LoveDemAzn]

The less you say the better. Don't ask questions. If asked say you've been there before but can't remember the name of your provider. Lay out the appropriate amount fee + tip on the table in large bills before the session and just go with the flow.

I never lay out the tip upfront. Make a appointment with who you want to see. When you get there, the lady might ask have you been here, tell her yes and name some providers that haven't been there for couple months or isn't working that day. You can find their names here or other site. Make sure you know the fee so have the money ready, usually it's $60 or $70. Tip range from 1-1. 4 for everything depend on where you go.

[Hillofbeans]

I've never been to AMP before atleast not for what I'm looking for. I figured out were VIP and RS is through reading post I'm just not sure on what to do, do I initiate by flat out asking does she do the massage and subtly bring it up any help for me would be very appreciated. I'm not trying to go in there get a half ass massage an not leave happy.

Their fear of you is that you're 5-0; appreciate that. I recommend that you go in as if it's a completely legitimate, legal massage. Sit with towel around waist after you undress. If there's a table or other shower beforehand, you'll lose the towel for that. And you should move legs and hips to let her get better access to the interesting spots, and make appreciative noises when she gets to them.

Whether there's a shower or not, when the massage begins, rub her thighs when they're in a good position for you to do so, and ask her if that's all right. If she shuts you off, figure you just wasted your money: either it's legit and there's no fun to be had, or she's got a bad attitude, and whatever fun there is to be had won't be much fun.

More likely, she'll tell you it's fine, and probably with a tone to let you know that more would be fine as well. At this point, you've crossed a line, and at your initiative, which will relax her about the 5-0 potential. Now you can just keep pushing boundaries, and leave her with little doubt about what you're after. In the unlikely event (unless you're really an asshole to her) that she sets a limit at some point, accept it, and maybe it will mean that you don't get the service you're hoping for, but that's part of the risk of this game. Hopefully, you'll be able to find a provider who accommodates your desires and you'll get continually improved service from her every time you go. Albeit at the expense of variety.

Assuming you get through all this successfully, she'll tell you to roll over and probably start the light touch to signal that the non-therapeutic portion of the massage is about to begin. She'll probably pose a question to you about what you'd like; "Everything" means full service, and you can pantomime if you want something else. Then she'll indicate that you should give her a tip for what you want; refer to standard amounts for the area, which you can find pretty easily (but which are subject to change). You should only have brought as much as is needed for the standard fare for what you want so that if there's haggling, you can end it with, "That's all I've got. " This might sour her mood, but that's a risk you take. Maybe take an extra twenty if you feel like you're going to want to ensure good service, or if you just like her and want to reward her.

There is a very real risk that once she gets the tip, her attitude will completely change and you'll get awful service or even feigned surprise that what she knew very well is what you wanted is what you wanted; all you can do about that short of being a real asshole is remember the disappointment and never see her again. And warn others on this forum away from her.

I tend to think you gain points if you call ahead and make an appointment with a particular woman; just a name gleaned from this forum if nothing else. Like anyone else, AMP women like to be treated with respect, and the more you act like you're getting a respectable service in a respectable manner, the better everyone feels about it. So make the appointment. I think the most appreciative an AMP worker has ever been of me was once where I called and made an appointment, then shortly thereafter something came up and I couldn't make it. I called and cancelled the appointment. Exactly like I would have with a doctor or a dentist. And the way mamasan thanked me, you would have thought I dropped a two hundred dollar tip on her.

So treat it like you're going to a fancy restaurant, not like you're driving through at McDonald's.

And remember that however much advice you get here, part of what's fun about this hobby is the uncertainty. It's like going on a lot of first dates with women who you know won't bad-mouth you to everyone you know if you do something they consider inappropriate.

Enjoy!

[Jusblaze1]

I've never been to AMP before atleast not for what I'm looking for. I figured out were VIP and RS is through reading post I'm just not sure on what to do, do I initiate by flat out asking does she do the massage and subtly bring it up any help for me would be very appreciated. I'm not trying to go in there get a half ass massage an not leave happy.

You found this site so you seem resourceful enough, you mined through the old post so you have read reviews of protocol. Seems like you would know how to get a rub and tug. Like all others Massage parlor visitors like me before the TS days it was leaving the towel off of you in room or taking the towel off after flip if she placed one on you, or allowing your hands to find her thighs / ass, a show of extra monies always works. I knew all this without asking.

[SuperJimmyC]

Do you know why you'd like to visit an AMP?

1: Good massage?

2: Lots of personal attention from the AMP girls?

3: Hanky panky?

4: Escort scene not going well for you?

5: Any other reason to visit a MP??

I've decided to go to an MP every now and then because I'll appreciate the personal attention and good massage and of course, the hanky panky. The escort scene is going great for me but I'll investigate the MP scene also. Just to mix things up.

Have Fun!!

I've never been to AMP before atleast not for what I'm looking for. I figured out were VIP and RS is through reading post I'm just not sure on what to do, do I initiate by flat out asking does she do the massage and subtly bring it up any help for me would be very appreciated. I'm not trying to go in there get a half ass massage an not leave happy.

[Max #01]

In addition to an eventual senior membership here, I would also sign up for Rubmaps (frequent advertiser here on USASG) and pay for the premium membership. They specialize in AMPs and non-asian MPs as well.

Among other things, RM is great for planning your visit and for working around being a newbie.

- Pick a name of a provider to answer the "Have you been here before?" and "Who did you see?" questions. Pick a name you can remember from at least a year ago. You can be pretty much guaranteed that she's no longer working there. Make sure her name doesn't show up in a recent review!

- Read the reviews carefully, especially the most current reviews. You will know the expected tip for the type of service offered. You will know if they offer the services you require. You might even know some details about the spa itself -- back door? Do they have a table shower or sauna?

Come back here and search on the spa name you've chosen to visit. You might find some additional reviews and information here. Information is good; more information is better.

As SH wrote, don't be overly aggressive. She's checking you out as much as you are checking her out. Let her lead, be a gentleman, treat her like a lady and everything will be fine.

One other thing: Leave everything in the car except your keys and the money you expect to spend -- no wallet, phone or anything else.

[Shallow Hall]

I've never been to AMP before atleast not for what I'm looking for. I figured out were VIP and RS is through reading post I'm just not sure on what to do, do I initiate by flat out asking does she do the massage and subtly bring it up any help for me would be very appreciated. I'm not trying to go in there get a half ass massage an not leave happy.

Looks like you've done plenty of research which is key to not leaving happy.

Don't advertise you're new to the scene when you're there or you'll be taken for a ride (the bad kind). The MMS may ask if you've been there before. You can say you've been to other places or it's been a long time (but they may follow up with who you've seen).

I've read tips that you can be a little playful or let your hands roam during the massage to show you're interested. Come on too strong though and she may truly give a half-ass massage because she thinks you're not really there for that.

Good luck and look forward to your report.

Typically at the end of the massage the masseuse goes into a light touch and asks what do you want to do next. Once you establish that, then the negotiation begins. Know what you're willing to spend ahead of time and stick with it. There a lot of posts about tipping, so I won't go further here.

[RedClouds76]

I've never been to AMP before atleast not for what I'm looking for. I figured out were VIP and RS is through reading post I'm just not sure on what to do, do I initiate by flat out asking does she do the massage and subtly bring it up any help for me would be very appreciated. I'm not trying to go in there get a half ass massage an not leave happy.

Don't worry they will ask what you are looking for, atleast in VIP and RS.

[MaxRodman]

I've never been to AMP before atleast not for what I'm looking for. I figured out were VIP and RS is through reading post I'm just not sure on what to do, do I initiate by flat out asking does she do the massage and subtly bring it up any help for me would be very appreciated. I'm not trying to go in there get a half ass massage an not leave happy.

We were all there once. Here's my SOP. Call and make an appointment with a lady you've read about. Arrive on time. Mamasan (older lady) will take you to a room. Take off your clothes and put a towel around your waist. When your masseuse arrives she'll ask for the door fee. Usually around $60.00. Pay her, then she'll take you to the table shower. Have fun. She'll take you back to the room and begin the massage. At some point she'll ask you want you want. You can mime anything you want, or just say it out loud. 'Everything' means everything. She'll answer with a number. More fun will ensue.

There are more nuances, but this will get you started. Good luck!

[DCHung]

I've never been to AMP before atleast not for what I'm looking for. I figured out were VIP and RS is through reading post I'm just not sure on what to do, do I initiate by flat out asking does she do the massage and subtly bring it up any help for me would be very appreciated. I'm not trying to go in there get a half ass massage an not leave happy.

The less you say the better. Don't ask questions. If asked say you've been there before but can't remember the name of your provider. Lay out the appropriate amount fee + tip on the table in large bills before the session and just go with the flow.

[AndrewWm29]

I've never been to AMP before atleast not for what I'm looking for. I figured out were VIP and RS is through reading post I'm just not sure on what to do, do I initiate by flat out asking does she do the massage and subtly bring it up any help for me would be very appreciated. I'm not trying to go in there get a half ass massage an not leave happy.