Massage Parlor Reports

[Snatch2090]

She worked up here a few years ago. Total knock out and a wicked ride. Better buckle up.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...422282272.html

I don't like the whole thing about booking a day or 2 in advance. I'm usually not planning these kinds of things that far into the future.

[RyanHarvey]

Did anyone of you try with her is it good and worth??

She's in my regular rotation. Been seeing her for years. She's real and actually texted me when she got back to Maryland just beware, she is pricey.

[Nats53]

Leekiofus, Check out TheDrowned post on Dec. 28 in the Northern VA forum for your answer. You're right about the whole 2 day in advance scheduling thing, but that's how some of the ladies operate.

She advertised being on Rockville Pike, but when you go to the map she looks to be in a neighborhood off Montrose Rd and not on Rockville Pike. This smells like a TGTBT situation. Has anyone seen her?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[Bobby D53]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...422282272.html

I don't like the whole thing about booking a day or 2 in advance. I'm usually not planning these kinds of things that far into the future.

Leekiofus, Check out TheDrowned post on Dec. 28 in the Northern VA forum for your answer. You're right about the whole 2 day in advance scheduling thing, but that's how some of the ladies operate.

[InfoTech]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...422282272.html

I don't like the whole thing about booking a day or 2 in advance. I'm usually not planning these kinds of things that far into the future.

Did anyone of you try with her is it good and worth??

[Lifer1053]

Recently stopped by, and confirmed prior reports. 45 minutes, paper cover (though there were sheets underneath the paper, and she did discard the paper after my session), decent massage, clean setting (and no smell of food!

The location is bold. Skeptical how long this place will stay in business. Seemed only one lady working; she was friendly. Decent way to close out 2021! .

I agree with Leekiofus. Tried it a couple of times myself. Thought I was getting an hour, but was in and out in 45 minutes. HOWEVER, that takes my mind back to Charlotte, NC were some of the standard times are 45 minutes and not 60 minutes. I never asked about the time, just assumed, so I guess that's my fault. Phone rung, and she answered. Talked for maybe 2 minutes which was a bummer. She was speaking in her language, so maybe it was her boss. Mid 50's and kept mask on entire time (so did I, Omicron and Delta are hurting the DMV). I wouldn't say it was rushed, but it kind of felt rushed since I was out in 45. But to Lee's point, very nice lady.

The best thing I liked about it was instead of lying on bed sheets, I was on a type of paper towel sheet. The type that be in the doctors office when they tell you to hop on the exam table. So if the disposable sheet is very wrinkled, you know they didn't change it. I'm super picky about hygiene because if you ever become acquainted with any of the ladies, they will open up and tell you anything, including how physically dirty and in their words "smelly" most of their clients are. Ugh. So the disposable sheet thing was a huge plus for me. I think they are Chinese and with my experience throughout the years, you will almost never get more than a standard NOVA with Chinese women (especially in Montgomery County). The only reason I say "almost never" is because I broke one off in South Carolina after NUMEROUS visits. Numerous meaning 10+. That's over $1 k! I kept visiting for her massage skills and personality once a week. But one day out the blue, she initiated "it" and I was shocked and happy at the same time! Again, that was in SC and YMMV but never say never. Stay safe and clean.

Time paid: 5/10.

Parking: 9/10.

Looks w / mask: 7. 5/10.

Clean: 8. 5/10.

Massage: 6/10.

Ending: 5/10.

Privacy: 9/10.

P.S. Take it from a "Senior" and don't post explicit type of details publicly. That's what PM's are for. Let's keep this place low key because it's very private and don't even have the neon lights in the window to attract Uncle. That's the main reason I didn't want to post about this place because a lot of the younger generations give full drawn out details like LEO isn't watching. Next thing you know, unmarked vehicles scoping and taking our tag numbers and sh*.

[DogBert25]

What is Kentlands type service? Also, Is there a shower?

Thanks,

EC.

Kentlands has about a dozen AMPs, most located on or around Main Street. There is also a "Hand and Stone" in the Kentlands mall, which of course is legit, but it has very young and cute American girls who can hold a conversation with you if you like that. Just don't try or expect anything else. They also offer CBD oil massage, which did nothing for me. As for the AMPs, nearly all of them are "We don't do that here," but there are exceptions. One was extensively reviewed here, mostly because of its unsanitary conditions but its offer of extras. Sometimes you get lucky, and on rare occasions really lucky. But don't expect it.

[Leekiofus]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...422282272.html

I don't like the whole thing about booking a day or 2 in advance. I'm usually not planning these kinds of things that far into the future.

[EasyCompany]

What is Kentlands type service? Also, Is there a shower?

Thanks,

EC.

I also toftt last week and tried her out.

Standard Kentlands style service. Just one woman there, but maybe if business picks up she'll bring in some girls.

I will add two things.

1. Super hard massage.

2. When I showed up for my scheduled appointment she had someone still there, and the guy kept "pausing" the massage to answer his phone (after stepping outside). First his boss called, then his wife, and I could hear him explaining to the masseuse about how he wasn't supposed to be there and was supposed to be at work. All hilarious but he delayed my massage for like 20 minutes!

The place is convenient for Rockville folk, so I'd imagine it's going to get business. Hopefully the other business around it don't cause any problems.

[GornyHuy]

I also toftt last week and tried her out.

Standard Kentlands style service. Just one woman there, but maybe if business picks up she'll bring in some girls.

I will add two things.

1. Super hard massage.

2. When I showed up for my scheduled appointment she had someone still there, and the guy kept "pausing" the massage to answer his phone (after stepping outside). First his boss called, then his wife, and I could hear him explaining to the masseuse about how he wasn't supposed to be there and was supposed to be at work. All hilarious but he delayed my massage for like 20 minutes!

The place is convenient for Rockville folk, so I'd imagine it's going to get business. Hopefully the other business around it don't cause any problems.

1) Super hard massage CAN be a big plus but I've had some that are downright dangerous and think is funny or beneficial when it obviously is not.

2) The other is just bad form all around, but pretty damn funny.

[MiracleMet]

Leekiofus, did you ever try this place out? Inquiring minds want to know. .

I also toftt last week and tried her out.

Standard Kentlands style service. Just one woman there, but maybe if business picks up she'll bring in some girls.

I will add two things.

1. Super hard massage.

2. When I showed up for my scheduled appointment she had someone still there, and the guy kept "pausing" the massage to answer his phone (after stepping outside). First his boss called, then his wife, and I could hear him explaining to the masseuse about how he wasn't supposed to be there and was supposed to be at work. All hilarious but he delayed my massage for like 20 minutes!

The place is convenient for Rockville folk, so I'd imagine it's going to get business. Hopefully the other business around it don't cause any problems.

[InfoTech]

Very well said. I 100% agree.

Can you provide Luba contact details. I am looking for old woman to fun.

[Bobby D53]

Thanks all for the informative reviews! Hopefully omicron will fuck right off and I can get over there.

What was the damage? Standard AMP prices?

Yes, Standard. But again, I thought I was getting an hour for. 6 but really got around 45. I wasn't bothered by it though, but others maybe. 45 minutes away from the nagging wife is usually worth it for me.

[GornyHuy]

I agree with Leekiofus. Tried it a couple of times myself. Thought I was getting an hour, but was in and out in 45 minutes. HOWEVER, that takes my mind back to Charlotte, NC were some of the standard times are 45 minutes and not 60 minutes. I never asked about the time, just assumed, so I guess that's my fault. Phone rung, and she answered. Talked for maybe 2 minutes which was a bummer. She was speaking in her language, so maybe it was her boss. Mid 50's and kept mask on entire time (so did I, Omicron and Delta are hurting the DMV). I wouldn't say it was rushed, but it kind of felt rushed since I was out in 45. But to Lee's point, very nice lady.

The best thing I liked about it was instead of lying on bed sheets, I was on a type of paper towel sheet. The type that be in the doctors office when they tell you to hop on the exam table. So if the disposable sheet is very wrinkled, you know they didn't change it. I'm super picky about hygiene because if you ever become acquainted with any of the ladies, they will open up and tell you anything, including how physically dirty and in their words "smelly" most of their clients are. Ugh. So the disposable sheet thing was a huge plus for me. I think they are Chinese and with my experience throughout the years, you will almost never get more than a standard NOVA with Chinese women (especially in Montgomery County). The only reason I say "almost never" is because I broke one off in South Carolina after NUMEROUS visits. Numerous meaning 10+. That's over $1 k! I kept visiting for her massage skills and personality once a week. But one day out the blue, she initiated "it" and I was shocked and happy at the same time! Again, that was in SC and YMMV but never say never. Stay safe and clean.

Time paid: 5/10.

Parking: 9/10.

Looks w / mask: 7. 5/10.

Clean: 8. 5/10.

Massage: 6/10.

Ending: 5/10.

Privacy: 9/10.

P.S. Take it from a "Senior" and don't post explicit type of details publicly. That's what PM's are for. Let's keep this place low key because it's very private and don't even have the neon lights in the window to attract Uncle. That's the main reason I didn't want to post about this place because a lot of the younger generations give full drawn out details like LEO isn't watching. Next thing you know, unmarked vehicles scoping and taking our tag numbers and sh*.

Thanks all for the informative reviews! Hopefully omicron will fuck right off and I can get over there.

What was the damage? Standard AMP prices?

[Bobby D53]

I gave it a shot. It's a surprisingly private place to be where it is. Theres a whole parking lot in the back. I guess the houses on that street are actually businesses, maybe?. The service is pretty good for Montgomery County. Definitely not a PG County experience haha. I will say though, both times I went, the time was much shorter than what I paid for, but whatever. 30 min was cut to about 20, and an hour was cut to about 45 min, so that wasn't great. She's a nice lady though. I can tell she's older (maybe 40-45) but she definitely looks good for her age to me. Certainly attractive enough to wish there were a nice robust PG County menu. She'd make a killing haha.

I'd recommend giving it a shot.

I agree with Leekiofus. Tried it a couple of times myself. Thought I was getting an hour, but was in and out in 45 minutes. HOWEVER, that takes my mind back to Charlotte, NC were some of the standard times are 45 minutes and not 60 minutes. I never asked about the time, just assumed, so I guess that's my fault. Phone rung, and she answered. Talked for maybe 2 minutes which was a bummer. She was speaking in her language, so maybe it was her boss. Mid 50's and kept mask on entire time (so did I, Omicron and Delta are hurting the DMV). I wouldn't say it was rushed, but it kind of felt rushed since I was out in 45. But to Lee's point, very nice lady.

The best thing I liked about it was instead of lying on bed sheets, I was on a type of paper towel sheet. The type that be in the doctors office when they tell you to hop on the exam table. So if the disposable sheet is very wrinkled, you know they didn't change it. I'm super picky about hygiene because if you ever become acquainted with any of the ladies, they will open up and tell you anything, including how physically dirty and in their words "smelly" most of their clients are. Ugh. So the disposable sheet thing was a huge plus for me. I think they are Chinese and with my experience throughout the years, you will almost never get more than a standard NOVA with Chinese women (especially in Montgomery County). The only reason I say "almost never" is because I broke one off in South Carolina after NUMEROUS visits. Numerous meaning 10+. That's over $1 k! I kept visiting for her massage skills and personality once a week. But one day out the blue, she initiated "it" and I was shocked and happy at the same time! Again, that was in SC and YMMV but never say never. Stay safe and clean.

Time paid: 5/10.

Parking: 9/10.

Looks w / mask: 7. 5/10.

Clean: 8. 5/10.

Massage: 6/10.

Ending: 5/10.

Privacy: 9/10.

P.S. Take it from a "Senior" and don't post explicit type of details publicly. That's what PM's are for. Let's keep this place low key because it's very private and don't even have the neon lights in the window to attract Uncle. That's the main reason I didn't want to post about this place because a lot of the younger generations give full drawn out details like LEO isn't watching. Next thing you know, unmarked vehicles scoping and taking our tag numbers and sh*.