Massage Parlor Reports

[WebDog]

For the same money, so many better options in NoVA.

Last week went to "YaYa" which is basically a condo deal in Rockville. Provider was older, kinda sexy and a lot of hands on (only top exposed) , but not a comparable value to anything I have had in NoVA.

Went to "Wa Wa" yesterday and saw Mia, the oldest provider I have ever seen. Okay massage, and went for the standard finish but had to keep my eyes closed and didn't try any grope (zero interest and no access provided)

Will make the drive to NoVA next time. Never again in Rockville.

[Henlopen]

Went to the Accupressure center in Damascus a few days ago- young therapist who gave a decent massage, and left happy and all the stress was drained from my body. Would repeat.

[Triple E]

Yeah, there's options in MoCo, but very few when it comes to storefront places. Don't expect anything that far into Rockville unless you're really lucky or you found the maybe one or two places that will give you something if they like you (and you won't find out from me unless you're really senior and it's in a PM).

As a note, I have been told that the foot spa place will do you one worse. Some of the women will offer services up front for a tip, take the tip and then push you out when you're done (or tell you they're too busy).

Either go into DC / NoVA / HoCo / PG or call a BP girl. MoCo has a ton of great options for the latter.

EEE

This is my first post so I think I got everything down. But I found the ad on CL about the rockville site. I wish I had found this site first. Same thing, mediocer massage for $45 special but when asked about menu she suddenly spoke no English and left. I will not go again but I see that I was not the first one taken.

[DCturtle]

This is my first post so I think I got everything down. But I found the ad on CL about the rockville site. I wish I had found this site first. Same thing, mediocer massage for $45 special but when asked about menu she suddenly spoke no English and left. I will not go again but I see that I was not the first one taken.

[Charlie Tuna]

Were advertising. 45 for a 1 hr massage. On arrival was met by old mammasan hag who wanted to get a double jack up front for HJ. Always a bad sign so opted for the straight. 45 massage. Ended up being over a dollar a minute. MC AMP's are VERY hit and miss. Mostly miss!

[JesseLiver]

The scene in Montgomery County is dead! I went to D&C they asked for $125 for an hour and a half. However, it was far from a SPA experience. They had no music, no ambiance (left the lights on) , I was never fully relaxed it was a simple standard massage at a high end spa price. In terms of quality the massage was mediocre. I was teased at the end asked for what was on the menu NOTHING was offered. At that price you can have a better and cheaper experience at Massage Envy. STAY AWAY MoCo has nothing to offer.

[Cory James]

There is absolutely no choices in MoCo? I've never been exposed to such empty leads after empty leads? I checked out the Russians in Bethesda but as soon as I got in, she told me No FS! She was super hot and a little thick but don't even mention the FS! But they want $100+ for a Massage? She's got to be out of her mind!

I then got in touch with the Latina in Gaithersburg who was very nice but too old and too big to return ($.3 damage).

I called the asian escort that always advertises on BP but they want $$.5 minimum with an hour wait. I guess it's VA from now on?

[Dear Mr Sawyer]

I was in the Rockville / Gaithersburg area about three months ago and decided to visit one of the places mentioned in CL, this place was also mentioned in one of the posts here. I was greeted by a skinny tall light skinned, kinda attractive asian woman and brought me to the room and took my. 9. I assumed she's the one giving the massage, instead it was a different lady, Vivi, who came in the room later. She's less attractive, slightly darker skin, not dressed sexy at all, only jeans and a sweater, but you could tell she has big nice boobs underneath and she had an innocent demeanor, which is a turn on. It did catch my attention that it was pricey as compared to the. 7 I'm used to, but I just assumed it's more expensive in Montgomery. By the way, at that time, I haven't read this forum, and I had no idea that MoCo is supposed to be "dead", and that LE was hot. Had I read it beforehand, I would probably think twice about visiting. Anyway, I had no reason to doubt that this was the same as other places I visited, since her massage was so below average, which probably means she excels in other activities. So, to FFWD to the flip, after massaging the front of my legs, etc, she said, ok we're done, and I asked, you don't do anything extra? She said, no I don't do that. After some pleading, she took off the towel and stared at it for 10 seconds with a blank face, and she said, you do it, I'll watch you. That was the first time I heard that, so I was confused, and I did start touching it, but then later I took her hand, and put it there. Her face blushed, as if she's never actually done it! I don't know if she was acting or what, but if she had been acting, she deserves an Emmy. Not only blushed, but when she started stroking, she covered her face giggling shyly, and she stroked extremely slow. About 3 beats per minute, it looked like she really didn't know what she was doing. Which was a big turn-on to me, so I eventually came despite the awkward stroking. .6 tip. And a surprisingly good experience for me, in a weird way.

As soon as I got home, I googled that place I went to, and I found this forum, which described MoCo as "dead" and apparently dangerous with LE. I guess I was very lucky then! But thanks for the warning, I'll probably not go back anywhere in that area. Oh and by the way, I'm a newbie at this hobby (only been doing it since Dec 2010) , and this is my very first post, but I've been reading the f'ing forum for a few months now. So please take it easy on me.

[Kamen]

Just moved to this area from Texas. Tried Yaya I didn't like it at all. Jin was my masseur. She is just plain and skinny probably in her late 30 maybe early 40's. She gave me a sponge bath. Probably the only decent experience. Massage was very hard at times it seemed excruciating I felt my muscles and bones creaking at times. Worst of all the lights were so bright and people came in and out to use the credit card machine. I think they are kinda of oblvious to setting a relaxing atmosphere. Shit I don't even remember hearing any music. Before you know it the timer went off, sounded like an egg timer. I didn't even bother asking for extras I was not in a relaxed mood with all the interuptions. I would rate as follows.

1/10 Massage (too strong not technique)

3/10 Appearance (I don't even remeber what she looked like after it was all over)

0/10 Atmosphere (place was Grand Central Station to many interruptions)

3/10 Table Shower (sponge bath at least the water was warm)

0/10 Price (I would have paid cheaper and had a better experience at Massage Envy)

0/10 Extras (was just happy to get out of there)

I don't the area and what to expect but if this is as good as it get than I guess I should head back to Texas.

I had same experience in D&C Spa Located at Shady Grove, Gaithersburg they hard sale me the 90min/$125. 00.

After that never have massage in Montgomery County.

[Triple E]

Just moved to this area from Texas. Tried Yaya I didn't like it at all. Jin was my masseur. She is just plain and skinny probably in her late 30 maybe early 40's. She gave me a sponge bath. Probably the only decent experience. Massage was very hard at times it seemed excruciating I felt my muscles and bones creaking at times. Worst of all the lights were so bright and people came in and out to use the credit card machine. I think they are kinda of oblvious to setting a relaxing atmosphere. Shit I don't even remember hearing any music. Before you know it the timer went off, sounded like an egg timer. I didn't even bother asking for extras I was not in a relaxed mood with all the interuptions. I would rate as follows.

1/10 Massage (too strong not technique)

3/10 Appearance (I don't even remeber what she looked like after it was all over)

0/10 Atmosphere (place was Grand Central Station to many interruptions)

3/10 Table Shower (sponge bath at least the water was warm)

0/10 Price (I would have paid cheaper and had a better experience at Massage Envy)

0/10 Extras (was just happy to get out of there)

I don't the area and what to expect but if this is as good as it get than I guess I should head back to Texas.

Yeah, don't bother in Montgomery County, unless you're looking for the escort scene. You can do better in DC, Baltimore, PG County and in Northern Virginia. Check those forums out for more info. MoCo is just too hot with LE, and you have to be careful. All of the massage places advertising on BP and Craigslist are pretty much there to pull in suckers who don't know better. Looks like an AMP, but not worth your time.

[JesseLiver]

Just moved to this area from Texas. Tried Yaya I didn't like it at all. Jin was my masseur. She is just plain and skinny probably in her late 30 maybe early 40's. She gave me a sponge bath. Probably the only decent experience. Massage was very hard at times it seemed excruciating I felt my muscles and bones creaking at times. Worst of all the lights were so bright and people came in and out to use the credit card machine. I think they are kinda of oblvious to setting a relaxing atmosphere. Shit I don't even remember hearing any music. Before you know it the timer went off, sounded like an egg timer. I didn't even bother asking for extras I was not in a relaxed mood with all the interuptions. I would rate as follows.

1/10 Massage (too strong not technique)

3/10 Appearance (I don't even remeber what she looked like after it was all over)

0/10 Atmosphere (place was Grand Central Station to many interruptions)

3/10 Table Shower (sponge bath at least the water was warm)

0/10 Price (I would have paid cheaper and had a better experience at Massage Envy)

0/10 Extras (was just happy to get out of there)

I don't the area and what to expect but if this is as good as it get than I guess I should head back to Texas.

[Inurface]

Been seeing quite a few ads on CL for AMP's in MoCo latety and decided to get my feet back into the MoCo waters. Went to a place on Hungerford Dr. And saw a nice lady there. Good massage for 60, but nothing else on the menu. Boooo. Thanks mr Duncan eventhough you are gone MoCo still suks.

[Drofnalb]

I predict Moco will be back online soon.

Montgomery county is flat broke, the endless stream of money which fueled experiments like Duncan's crackdown has run dry.

Government going broke is our only hope for liberation!

Driving down GA Ave in MoCo I saw at least 2 (I thought I saw a third, but it went by fast) signs for new AMPs.

In one of the areas that used to have several before the big Doug (may he rot in hell) Duncan crack down.

I've heard nothing to imply MoCo has slacked off it's vendetta against sex, so I can only assume they are letting the supply build up so they can reap more impressive headlines with big numbers in them.

[Thenocturnal]

Driving down GA Ave in MoCo I saw at least 2 (I thought I saw a third, but it went by fast) signs for new AMPs.

In one of the areas that used to have several before the big Doug (may he rot in hell) Duncan crack down.

I've heard nothing to imply MoCo has slacked off it's vendetta against sex, so I can only assume they are letting the supply build up so they can reap more impressive headlines with big numbers in them.

[Richy2]

I'll just go for a regular massage.

Don't waste your money, that place gives a barely adequate massage. If you want only a massage there are plenty of spa's that give a professional one. Last time I was there it just seemed if she was rubbing oil all over my body.