Massage Parlor Reports

[SuperJimmyC]

From what I've been reading in here about MPs. Most places can give you a HJ for a total of about $100 maybe $120 at the most. And FS for $160-$180 - total.

But $150 just to walk in the door? I guess a HJ comes automatically with that price.

I'm glad I opted to leave the MP world behind. Years- ago- because I figured out that - all I really want is some trim and -.

decided I would not waste my time and money with what is often a lackluster massage. From a not all that great looking. Maybe an older lady. And then a HJ for a total of $100-$120 or FS for $160-$180 total when I can get my trim from decent looking ladies for as low as $80/ HH.

My average is $90 per HH escort non-GFE session and I have a pretty nice squad of babes and places that serve my needs. All within 25 minutes of me. This is something every monger can achieve. If this is what they really want. I do not say all this to brag. But to only show what is highly possible for any monger. If all he really wants is some trim. It is also not my goal to embarrass anyone in here.

If all a guy really - really wants in the end is to work his tool. Then why bother with the MP route when there are plenty of escorts that actually look decent and actually perform GFE or non-GFE with reasonable rates?

There are plenty of reviews of decent looking escorts with decent rates that perform within these pages and at other review sites. IMHO. It's quite simple for any monger to slowly build a squad of at least 4 escorts to serve his needs. If that is what he desires. The only reason it's not easy is because it's going to take some time.

From correspondence and reviews I understand many guys who use the MP process have come to need the MP process in order to perform because they've gotten used to it and feel comfortable when moving from the massage to the fun stuff. In their sessions. The showers can also be fun so I say more power to them if that is what they need to do - to get what they want.

But I'm also reading what seems like an only 50% success rate from guys who visit MP situations. I personally can't afford to waste 50% of my monger money on misfires. But I guess a lot of guys can cause I see a lot of guys are talking as if its just a part of the process - of getting healed. It's like you win some you lose some.

The guy even said the pussy sucked. (I looked up "hot dog in a hallway".

Maybe he's really close to the place because convenience is important. There is also perceived safety at MPs versus going to see escorts. Maybe he's got money to burn?

I have to wonder if there's another lady there and if he's going back cause so far it seems like he's zero for 2 at this place. He said he TOFTT and it seems like twice? He also said ---- The hunt continues.

There was talk about that place when it first opened and most guys were saying they wanted too much for their services and don't look all that good. They were charging regular rates. Just to walk in the door when they opened. Even a little lower than normal rates IIRC- but they wanted way too much for their services. We wondered if they would see the light and be reasonable because they were overcharging for the fun stuff when they first opened. I guess they've found a business model that works for them. $150 just to walk in the door.

Happy Mongering!

SJ.

Not that far off from some AMPs once you add .5 - .7 at door to $ . 40 for FS. Some demand $ for just HE.

[Alasqano]

Are you saying if all I wanted was a lame massage and HJ - it would cost me at least $150?

And then if I wanted FS - it will cost me at least $200?

Not that far off from some AMPs once you add .5 - .7 at door to $ . 40 for FS. Some demand $ for just HE.

[SuperJimmyC]

Are you saying if all I wanted was a lame massage and HJ - it would cost me at least $150?

And then if I wanted FS - it will cost me at least $200?

You said.

Both are a hot dog down the hallway experience.

What does that mean?

Very curious?

Thanks!

Happy Mongering!

SJ.

So there is an ad on Cityxguide for massage house.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/relax...lemen-14157788

I saw Valery a week ago and Hailey this week. Both of them are chubby latinas with small breasts and big booties if that is your thing. Very lame massage with a sprinkling of baby oil and on the flip they will upcharge.

$150 charge in the door. Valery wanted $50 for FS. Hailey wanted $100. I laughed and told her what Valery charged so she settled for $60.

Both are a hot dog down the hallway experience.

The hunt continues.

[Luvulongtime]

So there is an ad on Cityxguide for massage house.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/relax...lemen-14157788

I saw Valery a week ago and Hailey this week. Both of them are chubby latinas with small breasts and big booties if that is your thing. Very lame massage with a sprinkling of baby oil and on the flip they will upcharge.

$150 charge in the door. Valery wanted $50 for FS. Hailey wanted $100. I laughed and told her what Valery charged so she settled for $60.

Both are a hot dog down the hallway experience.

The hunt continues.

[RustyMuffler]

SJC, it's already full up again!

Done!!

I've cleared out my mailbox!!

Happy Mongering!

SJ.

[MiracleMet]

Stopped in a few weeks ago when their ad pooped up among the other AMPs on some website I've already forgotten about.

Went in and it's set up like Annies (curtained rooms walls open at ceiling (strike one). But then I get walked to the back where there's a private room with a door and everything (sign of hope! I give off all the "looking for love in all the wrong places" vibes possible and the massage is reasonably teasing, but at the moment of truth it is left as a regular old massage (which I had to wait extra time to get cause they were running late even though I had made an appointment.

I had thought I'd found a hidden gem in MoCo, but alas no. I guess I'm sticking to my two sure thing places in MoCo. If anyone wants to trade notes here where options are limited, PM me.

[SuperJimmyC]

Done!!

I've cleared out my mailbox!!

Happy Mongering!

SJ.

SuperJimmyC,

Please clear out some messages so I can PM you.

Thanks,

Rusty.

[RustyMuffler]

SuperJimmyC,

Please clear out some messages so I can PM you.

Thanks,

Rusty.

[EasyCompany]

I recall very fondly of at least 2 spas run by Linda Lee. She provided the best sensual endings of anyone I had.

She fled to Florida also. One of the best.

Linda L. Remembered fondly. Full monty at closing time!

[Nats53]

She is doing okay. Still in Florida, in spas, not part of the busts there. I wish she would come back, we would sponsor that but no. Alas.

I recall very fondly of at least 2 spas run by Linda Lee. She provided the best sensual endings of anyone I had.

She fled to Florida also. One of the best.

[SuperJimmyC]

For the laughs!!

Happy Mongering!!

SJ.

Needed a good therapeutic massage and was in the area. Price advertised is $50 per hour, pretty good for what you get. They set me up with a middle-aged linebacker whose name I did not get. She was built like a fire hydrant. She asked what kind of pressure I liked and I said "hard, beat me up." Last time I was there I got one of the best legit massages ever, but it was a while ago and they didn't know who that provider was. I went with the hour with the intention of extending to 90 minutes for $80 if she was as good as last provider (who was quite attractive / early 30's and got deep on the massage, but no extras). Once linebacker she started working, I was impressed. She was able to really go deep and listened when I said ease up on a certain area without easing up on everything. I asked her if I could extend to 90 minutes. This led to a conversation chock-full of language barrier. She was able to get out that she had a scheduled appointment so I told her not to worry about it. She left to talk to mamasan and came back and said, "90 minute OK. " She completed full body face down, asked me to roll over and started on head, shoulders and chest. Mama said something from outside, and linebacker asked if it were OK for Bella to continue. Bella walked in and my jaw dropped. Youngest and hottest provider I've seen in this area since the DC joints got shut down. Beautiful face, long legs, thin / typical early 20's Asian frame. She did a little head and neck, then moved down and worked quads and hamstrings for 20 minutes with me face up. Some brushing and touching through sheet caused jr to come to full attention but no comment from her on that, just a knowing smile. I complimented her looks and rubbed her back and ass a bit with no pull away. She flirted, caressed my chest and asked me how I got "so strong." I hadn't come with the expectation of boning up but once I got there it was pretty frustrating when she said, "OK, time up now." I've read previous posts about how this place is DIY. In past, I've just removed sheet and made HE motion, they say no and hand the lotion bottle over while they continue to work on inner thigh. Does anyone know if that is how it works there? Do you get more if you go a few times and they know you? At the end, I walked out and Bella was there to walk me out with mama. Mama asked if everything went OK, I said yes. Handed her the 80 for massage, and gave 20 to Bella, who asked, "is for me or her?" I said "you can split" and handed another 10 over, feeling like 30 bucks on an 80 massage with no extras was the most I've ever given. Bella looked disappointed but maybe she has been fleecing dudes for inner thigh rub no finish in upper Moco for a while now? PM or reply to this if you have insight on how things work up there. Would recommend for legit tease if you're trying to get some knots out. One annoying thing is that rooms are separated by curtains so conversations with other clients are fully audible. Also, staff fires Korean back and forth through curtains constantly during massage.

[BackInTheCut]

Needed a good therapeutic massage and was in the area. Price advertised is $50 per hour, pretty good for what you get. They set me up with a middle-aged linebacker whose name I did not get. She was built like a fire hydrant. She asked what kind of pressure I liked and I said "hard, beat me up." Last time I was there I got one of the best legit massages ever, but it was a while ago and they didn't know who that provider was. I went with the hour with the intention of extending to 90 minutes for $80 if she was as good as last provider (who was quite attractive / early 30's and got deep on the massage, but no extras). Once linebacker she started working, I was impressed. She was able to really go deep and listened when I said ease up on a certain area without easing up on everything. I asked her if I could extend to 90 minutes. This led to a conversation chock-full of language barrier. She was able to get out that she had a scheduled appointment so I told her not to worry about it. She left to talk to mamasan and came back and said, "90 minute OK. " She completed full body face down, asked me to roll over and started on head, shoulders and chest. Mama said something from outside, and linebacker asked if it were OK for Bella to continue. Bella walked in and my jaw dropped. Youngest and hottest provider I've seen in this area since the DC joints got shut down. Beautiful face, long legs, thin / typical early 20's Asian frame. She did a little head and neck, then moved down and worked quads and hamstrings for 20 minutes with me face up. Some brushing and touching through sheet caused jr to come to full attention but no comment from her on that, just a knowing smile. I complimented her looks and rubbed her back and ass a bit with no pull away. She flirted, caressed my chest and asked me how I got "so strong." I hadn't come with the expectation of boning up but once I got there it was pretty frustrating when she said, "OK, time up now." I've read previous posts about how this place is DIY. In past, I've just removed sheet and made HE motion, they say no and hand the lotion bottle over while they continue to work on inner thigh. Does anyone know if that is how it works there? Do you get more if you go a few times and they know you? At the end, I walked out and Bella was there to walk me out with mama. Mama asked if everything went OK, I said yes. Handed her the 80 for massage, and gave 20 to Bella, who asked, "is for me or her?" I said "you can split" and handed another 10 over, feeling like 30 bucks on an 80 massage with no extras was the most I've ever given. Bella looked disappointed but maybe she has been fleecing dudes for inner thigh rub no finish in upper Moco for a while now? PM or reply to this if you have insight on how things work up there. Would recommend for legit tease if you're trying to get some knots out. One annoying thing is that rooms are separated by curtains so conversations with other clients are fully audible. Also, staff fires Korean back and forth through curtains constantly during massage.

[Horsetrader]

I went last week. I got a strictly therapeutic massage, with no hints of anything beyond that, nor any importunate requests for tips. Unfortunately I do not recall the name of the therapist, but it was not someone I had had before. That said, it was a good experience: very solid massage, completely quiet, no interruptions, or leaving the room, and I received the full time.

The wife of my friend used to be a regular there. In about 2016 one of the girls disappeared. Rumor was that she was fired for either performing services or for making arrangements to perform services outside of the business.

Expect nothing other than a massage.

[The NewGuy]

I couldn't remember who was asking me about non-asian AMP in Bethesda Area since I had accidentally deleted your message cleaning out my inbox. The place you can try is Euro Relaxation on Montgomery Ave. This is a Russian establishment. I don't recall others have posted about this on the forum lately but there are plenty of info for you to find if this is what you were looking for. I figure I'd post it here since I couldn't find your original message. Thanks.

[AngleOfRepose]

Any one been to bliss on Rockville pike lately?

I went last week. I got a strictly therapeutic massage, with no hints of anything beyond that, nor any importunate requests for tips. Unfortunately I do not recall the name of the therapist, but it was not someone I had had before. That said, it was a good experience: very solid massage, completely quiet, no interruptions, or leaving the room, and I received the full time.