Massage Parlor Reports

**SyntorX** · 08-16-20 22:38

Originally Posted by OldChineseGuy [View Original Post]

Okay, I don't really get it. If you want to go fast, buy a Porsche. F you want to go off-road, buy an SUV / jeep / truck that is specifically tuned to go off-road. Not sure why anyone would buy a Porsche SUV which does neither going fast or off-road well. Likewise if I want a real massage, I would find a good LMT who has been trained to do it right. If I want sex I'll go find a well-reviewed escort. Not sure if I'd ever go to one of these places you mentioned expecting a good massage or anything sexual. Is the attraction the anticipation of not knowing whether you'll get either a decent massage or a HE / sex or not? Maybe I see things B / W whereas you like the 256 shades of grey.

I have always liked the AMP scene. I used escorts where I lived before, because we did not have AMPs. I loved it when I went out of town for training. I always picked a place that had good AMPs. The Asian ladies normally take very good care of you. The TS and massage are nice and relaxing. Next comes the tease which is really fun if the lady knows what she is doing. If you have done your homework, next comes some good to maybe great sex. How could you not like that.

**LuckyLuciano00** · 08-16-20 20:01

Originally Posted by OldChineseGuy [View Original Post]

Likewise if I want a real massage, I would find a good LMT who has been trained to do it right. If I want sex I'll go find a well-reviewed escort. Not sure if I'd ever go to one of these places you mentioned expecting a good massage or anything sexual. Is the attraction the anticipation of not knowing whether you'll get either a decent massage or a HE / sex or not? Maybe I see things B / W whereas you like the 256 shades of grey.

I feel the exact same way. Moco's been dead for years. The only thing I can think of is that for whatever reason, some guys just can't afford to go to northern Va or an escort.

**Old Chinese Guy** · 08-16-20 12:44

Originally Posted by Nitefallenbuck [View Original Post]

I have three dreams I'd like to share. Please know, my dreams intentionally only have happy endings. Nothing more and hopefully nothing less. Also know, I'm not really into Asian food, but I will taste it from time to time. Also I have more experience in the south and west areas of the country than the DMV. My dreams in this area have been mediocre, unfortunately, which surprising considering my dream limitations.

One was about a place in Bethesda that has a strong eastern euro / Russian flavor. In my dream this place was very clean and actually took health and safety precautions (masks, sanitizer and air purifiers. As a side note, I would not encourage folks to dream about places that do not take these precautions). The person I met in this dream was very nice. But older. Probably 50/60's with an avg / larger figure, which for a younger chap like me was a huge turnoff. Perhaps the intel I had on this dream was sorely outdated. Also I didn't expect to spend as much in my dream as a did. Anyway, the dream experience was OK all things considered due to a great personality. If not for the senior citizen feel of this place, I'd probably hope to have more dreams. Sad. But maybe ok for others who care less about these things.

In my second dream, I was in a small place right off a main road that goes into downtown Silvr Spring. The person in my dream this time was a middled aged (probably close to 50 or older), chunky Latina. Again, not in line with expectations. Nice personality but the mechanical nature of my dream as well as the cost were major letdowns. I hope to never have a dream like this again.

Lastly, in my third dream, I was near the ocean off of Rockville Pike. In this dream I had a very nice massage with a 35-45 why / o in shape Asian. Not much happened in this dream other than some small brushing here and there. On the plus side, My body felt great after the dream and I may hope for more dreams just for that alone, but as I'm not much of a DIY guy, I can give or take it.

Okay, I don't really get it. If you want to go fast, buy a Porsche. F you want to go off-road, buy an SUV / jeep / truck that is specifically tuned to go off-road. Not sure why anyone would buy a Porsche SUV which does neither going fast or off-road well. Likewise if I want a real massage, I would find a good LMT who has been trained to do it right. If I want sex I'll go find a well-reviewed escort. Not sure if I'd ever go to one of these places you mentioned expecting a good massage or anything sexual. Is the attraction the anticipation of not knowing whether you'll get either a decent massage or a HE / sex or not? Maybe I see things B / W whereas you like the 256 shades of grey.

**Nats53** · 08-16-20 12:06

Originally Posted by Nitefallenbuck [View Original Post]

I have three dreams I'd like to share. Please know, my dreams intentionally only have happy endings. Nothing more and hopefully nothing less. Also know, I'm not really into Asian food, but I will taste it from time to time. Also I have more experience in the south and west areas of the country than the DMV. My dreams in this area have been mediocre, unfortunately, which surprising considering my dream limitations.

One was about a place in Bethesda that has a strong eastern euro / Russian flavor. In my dream this place was very clean and actually took health and safety precautions (masks, sanitizer and air purifiers. As a side note, I would not encourage folks to dream about places that do not take these precautions). The person I met in this dream was very nice. But older. Probably 50/60's with an avg / larger figure, which for a younger chap like me was a huge turnoff. Perhaps the intel I had on this dream was sorely outdated. Also I didn't expect to spend as much in my dream as a did. Anyway, the dream experience was OK all things considered due to a great personality. If not for the senior citizen feel of this place, I'd probably hope to have more dreams. Sad. But maybe ok for others who care less about these things.

In my second dream, I was in a small place right off a main road that goes into downtown Silvr Spring. The person in my dream this time was a middled aged (probably close to 50 or older), chunky Latina. Again, not in line with expectations. Nice personality but the mechanical nature of my dream as well as the cost were major letdowns. I hope to never have a dream like this again.

Lastly, in my third dream, I was near the ocean off of Rockville Pike. In this dream I had a very nice massage with a 35-45 why / o in shape Asian. Not much happened in this dream other than some small brushing here and there. On the plus side, My body felt great after the dream and I may hope for more dreams just for that alone, but as I'm not much of a DIY guy, I can give or take it.

Please know that Moco has been dead for years. One can still find a high quality massage, but nothing more.

**Nitefallenbuck** · 08-14-20 17:27

I have three dreams I'd like to share. Please know, my dreams intentionally only have happy endings. Nothing more and hopefully nothing less. Also know, I'm not really into Asian food, but I will taste it from time to time. Also I have more experience in the south and west areas of the country than the DMV. My dreams in this area have been mediocre, unfortunately, which surprising considering my dream limitations.

One was about a place in Bethesda that has a strong eastern euro / Russian flavor. In my dream this place was very clean and actually took health and safety precautions (masks, sanitizer and air purifiers. As a side note, I would not encourage folks to dream about places that do not take these precautions). The person I met in this dream was very nice. But older. Probably 50/60's with an avg / larger figure, which for a younger chap like me was a huge turnoff. Perhaps the intel I had on this dream was sorely outdated. Also I didn't expect to spend as much in my dream as a did. Anyway, the dream experience was OK all things considered due to a great personality. If not for the senior citizen feel of this place, I'd probably hope to have more dreams. Sad. But maybe ok for others who care less about these things.

In my second dream, I was in a small place right off a main road that goes into downtown Silvr Spring. The person in my dream this time was a middled aged (probably close to 50 or older), chunky Latina. Again, not in line with expectations. Nice personality but the mechanical nature of my dream as well as the cost were major letdowns. I hope to never have a dream like this again.

Lastly, in my third dream, I was near the ocean off of Rockville Pike. In this dream I had a very nice massage with a 35-45 why / o in shape Asian. Not much happened in this dream other than some small brushing here and there. On the plus side, My body felt great after the dream and I may hope for more dreams just for that alone, but as I'm not much of a DIY guy, I can give or take it.

**Toujeo456** · 08-11-20 22:26

So I originally thought I found a diamond in the rough when I stumbled upon a profile picture on WeChat that was more promiscuous than the rest (yes I speak a little Chinese, learned from high school but not native). And what do you know she works at an AMP?! Holy cow I thought, this must be my lucky day. I get the number and call to set an appt for 6 pm, turns out it was PinkS in RV. (I know I know MoCo is trash for this. Went against better judgement).

Anyways I show up and see "Vicky" (40's 5"6' Chinese) the only one working (flag#1), was taken to a room and after changing she left the door open (flag#2 - no AC either in this place), then the oil / lotion she used was absolute trash or she has desert hands (flag#3). No magical finishing act (should a known) and she stopped at 40 min. So massage was also trash.

TL; DR was catfished on WeChat dmg was 6. House and 4. Tip (should a given less or nothing at all in hind sight) MoCo continues to be trash, go to PG for much much much better experience.

**VoodooDaddyV** · 07-27-20 14:57

Does anyone remember Jane that used to work at Amma in Bethesda? Used to get amazing service from her years back, but she disappeared. I called Amma a bit ago and they said she died. Does anyone know if that's true or what the story is? And if she's really gone, is there an equivalent super busty Russian provider in the area?

**Galleon** · 07-26-20 11:46

Originally Posted by TechnoBroker [View Original Post]

Been trying to contact. Any idea where she is?

I saw an ad on AL and AS for a Martina a couple days ago but now they are gone. Maybe she has reached a critical mass of clients and don't need the visibility anymore.

**TechnoBroker** · 07-24-20 12:31

Originally Posted by TaeBoner [View Original Post]

Decided to try out Martina. I wanted an actual massage & to leave happy. Average looking woman you would see everyday while at the grocery store but has a fat ass & some legit massage skills. It's def a step up in talent from the AMP. Didn't get a sense of her massage potential either.

Towards the end she asked if I wanted jr massaged too? No brainer. Interesting thing is there was actual massage technique during the HE as opposed to jack hammering it. Blew into her hands.

She added these little kisses here & there during the massage like the back of my head when I was face down, my butt cheek, top of my thigh, & jr's head after the release.

Paid for an hour but was out probably 45-50 minutes. Could see myself giving her another shot but for 30 min. I don't reckon tipping is neccasry since she's independent & price is all inclusive.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...148093327.html

Been trying to contact. Any idea where she is?

**Tae Boner** · 07-23-20 17:54

Originally Posted by Nats53 [View Original Post]

Good review, can you post her pricing for 30 and 60 minute sessions. Thanks.

$ for 30 min and $. 4 for hr.

**DSeanC** · 07-23-20 12:16

Originally Posted by TaeBoner [View Original Post]

Decided to try out Martina. I wanted an actual massage & to leave happy. Average looking woman you would see everyday while at the grocery store but has a fat ass & some legit massage skills. It's def a step up in talent from the AMP. Didn't get a sense of her massage potential either.

Towards the end she asked if I wanted jr massaged too? No brainer. Interesting thing is there was actual massage technique during the HE as opposed to jack hammering it. Blew into her hands.

She added these little kisses here & there during the massage like the back of my head when I was face down, my butt cheek, top of my thigh, & jr's head after the release.

Paid for an hour but was out probably 45-50 minutes. Could see myself giving her another shot but for 30 min. I don't reckon tipping is neccasry since she's independent & price is all inclusive.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...148093327.html

Any otc / utc roaming? Included rate?

**Nats53** · 07-23-20 09:58

Originally Posted by TaeBoner [View Original Post]

Decided to try out Martina. I wanted an actual massage & to leave happy. Average looking woman you would see everyday while at the grocery store but has a fat ass & some legit massage skills. It's def a step up in talent from the AMP. Didn't get a sense of her massage potential either.

Towards the end she asked if I wanted jr massaged too? No brainer. Interesting thing is there was actual massage technique during the HE as opposed to jack hammering it. Blew into her hands.

She added these little kisses here & there during the massage like the back of my head when I was face down, my butt cheek, top of my thigh, & jr's head after the release.

Paid for an hour but was out probably 45-50 minutes. Could see myself giving her another shot but for 30 min. I don't reckon tipping is neccasry since she's independent & price is all inclusive.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...148093327.html

Good review, can you post her pricing for 30 and 60 minute sessions. Thanks.

**Tae Boner** · 07-22-20 21:41

Decided to try out Martina. I wanted an actual massage & to leave happy. Average looking woman you would see everyday while at the grocery store but has a fat ass & some legit massage skills. It's def a step up in talent from the AMP. Didn't get a sense of her massage potential either.

Towards the end she asked if I wanted jr massaged too? No brainer. Interesting thing is there was actual massage technique during the HE as opposed to jack hammering it. Blew into her hands.

She added these little kisses here & there during the massage like the back of my head when I was face down, my butt cheek, top of my thigh, & jr's head after the release.

Paid for an hour but was out probably 45-50 minutes. Could see myself giving her another shot but for 30 min. I don't reckon tipping is neccasry since she's independent & price is all inclusive.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...148093327.html

**Mayhem101** · 07-14-20 14:42

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

I met Luba in the mid-to-late 1990's at another place in Silver Spring on Georgia Avenue. I think it was called Sense of Europe. I don't recall if she ever worked at the place closer to 16th Street. That was before she went out on her own.

For anyone wanting more info on her, there's plenty available by searching the forum. I haven't seen her in years. Keep in mind she's an older provider with a limited menu.

I remember Luba from years back too. Really professional level massage. Very good HJ with both hands. She takes out her breasts for you to play with. BUT her looks are average and she is a big woman. So she is a mixed bag. Great massage and HJ but not much to look at.

**Tom McAn** · 07-14-20 11:41

Originally Posted by DogBert25 [View Original Post]

Luba is still around, from a place up Georgia Ave. Near Best Buy.

I met Luba in the mid-to-late 1990's at another place in Silver Spring on Georgia Avenue. I think it was called Sense of Europe. I don't recall if she ever worked at the place closer to 16th Street. That was before she went out on her own.

For anyone wanting more info on her, there's plenty available by searching the forum. I haven't seen her in years. Keep in mind she's an older provider with a limited menu.